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Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Sniper died when he walked into the Kings Arms in Chelsea.

Wearing his Arsenal footie shirt.

Sniper won GAD and died from shock.

During the Gulf War Sniper died many times by forgetting his basic training. He was pulling out the hand grenade and throwing the pin.

Sniper rips open his post in the morning and dies from a particularly fatal papercut.

Bet you never seen that one coming :D

Sniper waits anxiously for his exam results... the postman then arrives and gives Sniper the envelope.

He does very well although the shock of it makes him faint... while he faints he falls backwards turning a tap on... he wakes up with water around him... Sniper begins to drown, although he manages to get his house only to be told his exam results are wrong and he failed Physics.

Sniper failed a test on gravity this failing him to float up into space and die :D

Lol!

That was good, especially when Granny Sheepy pooed herself!

That better Your Honour?

Sniper had a goal, to wipe out all the sheep on earth. His motto was "like a lamb to the laughter."

Sheepy, the head sheep, didnt like this, and told all the sheep of his field that Sniper was a wolf dressed as a human.

So when the sheep saw Sniper coming they immediately sounded the alaaaarm,

"The baaaaaaaad wolf has come. THE BAAAAAAAAAD WOLF HAS COME!"

All the sheep started to run away. Now granny sheep, was having a bit of a toileting problem, so when she saw Sniper, she got such a fright that she pooed herself, and it was rather sloppy.

So all the sheep were running, and running, until they realised that they were no longer being chased. They turned around to see that Sniper was lying on the ground with Granny sheep beside him.

They went up to granny sheep and asked her what happened, "Well," she said, " I pooed myself,a nd he slipped on in and has bangged his head, I think he's dead!"

"HOOORAAAAAAAAY" they cheered "Granny Sheep EWE have saved us!!!"

Whith that Sniper came round, he wasnt dead, he was just unconcious.

The sheep started to run towards the wolf pack.

Sniper followed.

"Woooolfs" they cried out "We have foooood for ewe"

Before Sniper could stop, the entire pack of Wolves came out of the den, and ran to Sniper.

They proceeded to tear him to bits, piece by piece, organ by organ!

"That, is an ex-Sniper."

- John Cleese, the Monty Python Sniper Sketch