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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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thats good one bonus.
Sniper is a cannible praying on humans, if he eats anything other than human flesh he dies. One day he decided to take a look in London for a suitable victim. He saw a fine female specimin, and decided to take a bite of her largest asest, her lips and her chest. He instantly collapses on the floor in a fit and dies at the scene.
Jordan is rushed to hospital with bite wounds, she was successfully repaired by the plastic surgeon.
Jordan is rushed to hospital with bite wounds, she was successfully repaired by the plastic surgeon.
sniper tries to catch road runner on his ACME rocket but it explodes..MEEP MEEP!
er-pop
Sniper was gummed to death by old ladies
pb wrote:
"Ah,
> Poor Mr Sniper." said the funny man, reappearing. "It was
> all three!!"
BBBAAANNNNNNZZZAAAIII!
"Ah,
> Poor Mr Sniper." said the funny man, reappearing. "It was
> all three!!"
BBBAAANNNNNNZZZAAAIII!
FantasyMeister wrote:
> Sniper cut his head off one day when shaving.
Gillette, the best
> a man can behead himself with.
Yeap!
> Sniper cut his head off one day when shaving.
Gillette, the best
> a man can behead himself with.
Yeap!
FantasyMeister wrote:
> Sniper drowned in his bowl of cornflakes.
Nice!
> Sniper drowned in his bowl of cornflakes.
Nice!
FantasyMeister wrote:
> Sniper once died from head injuries when I taped a Mars Bar to the
> inside of my window and watched him head-butt himself to death.
this is one of my favorites!
> Sniper once died from head injuries when I taped a Mars Bar to the
> inside of my window and watched him head-butt himself to death.
this is one of my favorites!
Shouldn't have been trying to chew on his toes again then should he?? :D
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