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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Sniper dies due to cheese poisoning!

sniper became a lumberjack but he wasn't very good at it.

while cutting down his first tree....

CHOP! CHOP!

"Timber...." CRUNCH!!!

he was sqished to a pulp!

sniper went to seaworld and fell into the piranha pool

er-no walks up to sniper and kindly gives him 700 helium fill balloons.

sniper thinks this is very nice of him and says, "thankyou," as he is floating 8 feet in the air.

sniper notices that one of the balloon strings is longer than the rest and er-no seems to be holding the end of it.

"isn't that nice," thinks sniper, "hes made one string longer so he can hold it to make sure i don't float away.
what a mate!"

er-no pulls out a lit match and sets the string on fire.

he lets the string go as it acts as a fuse towards the balloons.

and when the the fuse burns out.............
BANG!!!

wrote:
>
there was a young man called Sniper
who spent his whole life in a dyper
he ate too much beans
and cabbage and greens
and blew up from a f*rt near a lighter !!!!!

wrote:
>
there was a young man called Sniper
who spent his whole life in a dyper
he ate too much beans
and cabbage and greens
and blew up from a f**t near a lighter !!!!!

sniper was beaten to death buy a small wild shrub

sniper died of a mushroom overdose

sniper was assassinated by bill 'n' ben the flowerpot men.

sniper was ran over while drag racing wheely bins