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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Er-no, lexus. Cooldogs and FM were all sitting in a stolen red convertible.

Er-no who was sitting in the driving seat looked at his watch.

“2 minutes to 9,” he said, “so we’ve got 2 minutes.”
“2 minutes till what?” asked Cd.
“Well,” said er-no, “at about 9 o’clock sniper leaves the beauty salon to go to the pub.”
“Whats he doing at that kind of place?” asked Cd.
“I don’t know,” said FM, “I mean people only really go to pubs if they got friends.”
“No not that, whats he doing in the salon?”
“A bikini wax probably,” replied lexus.
“Shush guys, look,” said FM as he pointed ahead.

There right on time was sniper leaving the salon.

Er-no started up the engine and everybody pulled on a black balaclava over their heads.
The car started to move slowly forwards.
Lexus and Cd pulled out two 9mm Uzi’s and rested them on the half rolled down windows.

The car started to pick up speed and as they passed sniper both lexus and Cd pushed hard on their triggers.

For some strange reason not a thing touched sniper, though the surroundings were completely trashed.

“Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!” laughed sniper at the car, which was now a good 200m away. “You missed me! You missed me! You miss…..” BANG!!!
Snipers kneecap imploded and he fell tumbling to the tarmac beneath.
“Got him!” said FM in a joyful voice as he put down is double-barreled shotgun.

“Look!” shouted lexus as he pointed to sniper who was trying to get up, “he’s still alive!”
“Not if I can help it!” shouted er-no as he slammed his feet on the brakes.

The car started to reverse. Faster. Faster, faster still! Faster every second!
Er-no had gone totally mad and would stop at nothing until sniper was dead….. BUMP!
The car came to a sudden stop.

“What was that?” asked Cd.

Er-no let out an evil laugh that chilled the hidden depths of the soul, “He-he-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!”

FM leapt out of the back of the car and saw sniper stone dead under the back wheels.

“Well,” said er-no, “as the old saying goes. ‘If at first you don’t succeed….. RUN THE B*STERED OVER!”

Sniper died whilst eating something sticky and bitter off the bottom of his shoe.

While skydiving sniper forgets to open his parachute and lands on a lampost, with his legs open. :)

Sniper is in a drawing competition with er-no at dawn when Sniper slapped Joby with his glove and demanded a duel. Of course sniper was a fool as Er-no is renowned for his "busy hands!" and immediately shot him down.

Sniper was killed when a stupid toon WABBIT, that fired a banana set on fire using a cross bow. Members of parliament laughed at Snipers dead body.

WASSUP!

Sniper died while "sniping"

In a gambling hall a machine had conned sniper out of £100. In his frustration he kicked and punched the machine untill he felt better.


Turning around with a smug look on his face and rubbing his hands the machine fell on top of him, leaving him to die under the weight of the machine.

Sniper died while racing tractors.

Sniper was playing with his young son snipet, his son was a wild child and liked enjoying life. one day Sniper was chasing his son around when he slipped on a sniper cartradge that was used in training eariler and landed in a bees nest. Bees went inside him and stung him so much his stomach expanded to a great size. Thus popping and leaving sniper dead.

Sniper ate his GAD that game in the post by accident because of food deprivation. He Immedeatly choked. While in post mortum (sp?) the surgeons cut open his stomach only to find that the game he had ate wasen't actually a game. It was a solid lump of gold. The surgeons took it out and now its on display at the gold museum in USA.