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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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Sniper was printing out his superb piece of English, when he stuck his head in too far and had it ripped to shreds.
Sniper was at a farm, looking at the horses.
He stuck his hand out, and offered a brown horse some food.
The horse turned, and kicked Sniper in the head with it's back legs.
He stuck his hand out, and offered a brown horse some food.
The horse turned, and kicked Sniper in the head with it's back legs.
I'm writing a story in the story forum you can read (It will be/is called "Newbies". Sniper dies in their somewhere so that's my entry.. (killing two birds with one stone).
Also at the end of my other story "Another World" after Sniper says "I'm not Sniper". Tony gets up and says "I know you are not that's why I poisoned your tea." Then Sniper collapses dead.
Also at the end of my other story "Another World" after Sniper says "I'm not Sniper". Tony gets up and says "I know you are not that's why I poisoned your tea." Then Sniper collapses dead.
Tony batted Sniper to death with the same bat that Khazar had threatened Tony with!
At the bar one night sniper gets heavily drunk. While starting his 20th pint he falls off his stool, leaving his mouth stuck around the pint glass. The bear rushes down his throat flooding his lungs and leaving his to drown.
after sniper finds out that your ment to 'take off' the tin foil before you eat the kit-kat, he dies of shame
sniper chokes on a pineapple chunk
someone (no names....er-no) replaces sniper's instant coffee with rat posion
While playing his favourite game in walks a CD-ROM throwing ninja, a CD-ROM with sharp edges is thrown at Sniper slicing his head off cleanly.
sniper got his head stuck in a microwave with it set on 6 hours defrost
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