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Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Smiper is walking in the rain when he trips up and drowns in 10mm of water. A pathetic way to die.

Myst1que flashed Sniper and he got a big fright. That fright made all of Snipers veins and tubes in his body, disconect. Frantically Sniper re connects them all again, and feels ok.

It was only a couple of days later on a helter skelter that he noticed the problem. At the top he thought he could smell urine. So he decided to check his tubes, and he realised that he had got the connections wrong around his kidneys. His blood was actually urine, so he put the tubes around the right way.

So as he went down the slide he said, "Weeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee!!" and dropped down dead!

Sniper's heart stops beating, so he gets it out, and tries to get it going again, fails and drops down dead!

sniper is picking his nose and finds a really hard to reach snot(urgh) so he pushes his finger up his nose really really hard he feals a crack but thinks nothing of it..when he pulls his finger he suddenly realises that he pushed his finger up into his brain and has yanked it out,his brain splats on the foor and his head explodes

He was slaped to death by a Grizzly Polar Hound.

A Sniper took him out.

Sniper got a starring role in Shogun Total war.

he was cast as an ashigaru. (spelling?) Being of weak character (as all ashigaru's are) he ran for his life, but got chased by a horder of heavy cavalry! He ran as fast as his little legs could carry him, but it was no good, he was ran down, and had his head chopped off.

The events in cooldogs tuesday (today) happened to sniper, and he really couldnt cope!

So ended it by taking a knife, and twisting it in his heart.

Sniper went into the Fog chat forum, saw all the post saying WASSUP WABBIT! and committed suicide, saying

"The rabbitts are going to get me AARRGGHH!

In the outback Sniper was sniping some kangaroo's. He had not seen many but then out in the distance there it was the biggest kangaroo ever.

Sniper creaped up and got himself into a cracking position when his gun suddanly flung out of his hands. Looking around franticaly he saw the shadow of a man. Then out of nowhere a boomerang flew over his head missing by inches. “Phew” said Sniper. “Stay away from me wallabies” said the Australian man. “Ok will do” Said Sniper.

Next thing just about as Sniper was going to get up back flew this boomerang. “Jesus watch what you’re doing with that thing” said Sniper “Eh?” Said the Auzzie.

Smash, Bang Wallop when the boomerang knocking the Auzzie skull into several pieces, the Auzzie then fell in Sniper direction.
He fell onto Sniper breaking his legs and crushing him.
Sniper lay there for weeks until a jeep arrived, Sniper yelled for help. The jeep drove as fast as the engine would take it, approaching Sniper the driver realised he had no brakes, the driver jumped out of the jeep leaving it to career into Sniper. The jeep hit a rock and stopped meters away from Sniper.

“This must be my lucky day” Said Sniper and with those words the rock that the jeep hit collided into Sniper Ripping him in two.