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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

sniper decides to cut his long yellow crusty toenails..when he reaches the big toe he realises that normal nailcutters wont make a scratch on this 8inch monster...so he pulls out a pair of garden sheers..sniper with all his might snaped the sheers shut on the toenail...but unbeknowing to him he did it far too hard causing the toenail to fly into the air and like a zulu spear impaled hi in the eye shattering his eye socket and through his skull,killing him instantly.

*****CENSORED*****

the giant foot from monty python's flying circus stepped on him{splat}

the big kitten from the goodies ate him

sniper ber er-no he could drill a hole in his head and survive....oh my. how wrong was he

sniper has been sent to take out bill gates,he sucsessfully takes out bill gates but on his way back to the airport sniper is hit by an out of control bus driven by monkeys!

Sniper decides to try and become "the king of the iron fist tournament" and entered the Tekken...but died of a papercut whilst filling out the entry form.

SnoopDoggyDan and Bonus bore Sniper to death with our WASSUP WABBIT threads.....

Sniper "believes he can fly" and jumps out of an aroplane with out a parachute.

Sniper live till 105 and dies from heart and *ahem* failure making love to a blonde 22 year old.