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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

sniper's east african turtle dumped him so he placed a loaded gun to his head........ bang!

the bullet flew strait threw snipers head and hit FM who was walking by at the time and killed him instanly.

FM's body fell ontop of an open man hole.

at this time meka dragon was in the sewers trying to find his lunch.

with the hole bloked MD couldn't get out and was eaten alive but 78 small octopusses.

sniper started work at a chemical plant.

he was carrying some pure surphuric acid when he sliped on a cleverly banana skin (NICE ON ER_NO)

the acid flew all over his body and it melted.

sniper puts all his money into his new compant, cheese on a stick.

after he goes bankrupt he ends up on the streets, living in the doorway of tesco, eating only limabeans and his boots.

next door was a homeless dog who he fell in lover with.

he was about to ask it out when a lady took him home.

then a rat bit him and he got a fever.

the next day he died.......but from what?
the fever?
heart ache?
poor diet?
tesco's?

sniper ws locked in a dungeon and forced to listen to A1.
he later died of A1 posioning.

er-no force feed sniper turnips untill he died of turnip posioning.

sniper was walking in a field when he was attacked and ripped to shreds by an army of moles

sniper died of shock when he saw his mum at the dog racing track.
she wasn't betting.....she was racing

sniper locked himself in a meat freezer and died of heat stroke

2 words:
spontaneous combustion!

Sniper realises how many different ways there are to die by looking at all the posts in this topic.

Sniper becomes over the top cautious at everything he does in fear of death lurking around every corner. Sniper decides to cheat fate by killing himself.