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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

SNIPER makes a time machine! He goes back in time to try and stop this post from happening as he is very disturbed by the endless ways that he could die.

SNIPER goes too far back into time and instead of 12/08/2001 he ends up in 12/08/201 (silly Sniper). SNIPER is confused and unknowingly to him sees his great, great ,great, great, great etc.....Grandad.

His Grandad sees his fancy clothes(they would look fancy compared to what he was wearing) and chases him attempting to kill him but Sniper trips up and his Grandad falls over him and impales himself on the spear he was carrying killing him!

This means that Sniper was never born so SNIPER dies!

:D

It was Sniper's birthday, Sniper lived on his own in a small flat in a far away ghetto land. Sniper had no friends or family to celebrity his birthday with.
Sniper got out of bed and sat down in the living room, Sniper was a complete tramp, his assasination carear had come to an end. On the table beside Sniper was a bottle of Vodca. Sniper pick up the glass, then er-no burst's through the door with a Pistol, Sniper had the bottle of Vodka against his mouth and in shock Sniper dropped the bottle. The alchol had poured all over the floor.
Er-no pulled the trigger and a flamible liquid covered Sniper head to toe, er-no then lit a match and threw it on Sniper.
"Ahhhhhh" Sniper was torched, he was running round the room like a luneatic. Er-no ran and did a flying kick knocking Sniper out the window were he fell to his death from a 50 floor flat. Little ghetto children then started kicking his dead body!

Sniper was at a funeral, his whole family had stragly died. Police classed their deaths as suicide, as every member of the family was found with a gun in their hands.
Er-no came to the funeral to pay his respects to Sniper,
"I'm terribly sorry Sniper, now it's your tern to join the" er-no pulled out a Magnum from his cool Leather jacket and shot Sniper in the head. Sniper fell back into the whole that er-no had dug earlier for Sniper.
"Nice fit" er-no giggled!

Sniper gets zapped by the laser from Honey, I Shrunk the kids. He then goes into his P.C through a vent thinking it's his bedroom door left open. Then, Norton Antivirus scans him and thinks he's a virus and beats the #### out of him. Before, dying, though, he climbs out of the computer onto the top of the desk where the monitor is, and he dies because his brother comes in and looks at him.

Sniper is decapitated by a psycho with a chainsaw, and then has his body chopped up by the psycho who then sells the carnage to mc donalds and they use it for cheap meat in their burgers which taste like crap, then the burgers kill loads of innocent people in the process who die from food poisoning hahahahahah ha ha haaaa!
slik !_!

MWUH HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH....*locks sniper in a room with me*...*lights go out........SRGGGHHHHrip!....a headless sniper*.....i didnt do it

Put SNIPER in a room with Myst1que and close the door. Come back 2 minutes and it's guaranteed that he will be dead as she has lots of brutal ways to kill him!

tie him to a chair and Force him to watch re-runs of changing rooms

B!tch slap his head off

Cover him in liquid gold, and let him dry - sniper
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