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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Have er-no sit on him

Seal him inside a bag of Cheezy Poofs

Use the "force" on him

Drop a cow onto him

Jab a lollypop through his head

sniper Wraps himself in rawhide and sits in the sun and the tightining of the raw hide squishes his guts out

Sniper Falls into a pit full of hyenas that don't eat him but laugh at him until he dies

Sniper is nervous as he prepares to go skydiving, He sits down and spots a Gameboy Advanced, he was needed something to take his mind off what he was about to do, it was er-no's Gameboy Advanced and inside lies Mario Kart Super circuit. Sniper slid the switch and the ting followed by the beginning music played and he started to play.

He was busy playing when a man shouted are we all ready, a deafing yes was heard but Sniper was silent he was too busy palying, 1 by 1 they jumped from the plane, Sniper was hassled to teh plane door and was shoved out.

Sniper didn't notice he was struggeling to beat toad in Bowser's Castle 2. He was about to win when SPLAT, he hit the floor.

I was about to report all these posts for condoning murder, sorry moderator :D.


I'm just a little hyper tonight :D

SNIPER dies attempting to rap the whole of "the real slim shady" without a second rapper filling in for parts of the song.

SNIPER dies through lack of air as he tried to rap the song as he hears it from the CD.