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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Sniper saw an old woman abou to cross a road, and there was a big lorry coming towards her, so he ran into the middle of the road, to save the woman, she walked across fine, but Sniper froze with the sight of the lorrry, but just got away in time, before he was splattered on the front of the lorry. But as he leaped, he didnt notice a man with a chainsaw, trimmming his hedge, and he jumped head forst straight into the chainsaw. The Hedge turned to a nice shade of bright red, co at least Sniper didnt die in vain!

Sniper buys a new car and decides to take it for a ride round his local area (THE GHETTO!!!). Sniper was hated bye all people in the town, ghetto children, gangsters, the pics you name then. Er-no had organised a little prank to pull on Sniper, er-no walks up to some ghetto kids and says
"hey kids, see that looser in the flash car, he said that he's going to bomb the ghetto"
"What the..." the little kids reply! The little kids run after the car with bricks and guns. Sniper see's them all runnung toward his new pear of weels, and speeds up. Sniper still looking in the wing mirror does not notice that there is another gang of ghetto kids infrony of him blocking the road. One ghetto kid gets out a rocket launcher and fires it at Sniper.
"BOOM!" Sniper and his car go up in flames!

er-no looks at his competiton and thinks, " what have i done?!"
er-no feels so evil he decides to kill himself and stands infront of a speeding train.
sniper who has just found out about his own undieing love for er-no pushes him out the way but himself gets hit by the train.
er-no rushes over to see if snipers still alive.
sniper is as dead as the spice girls.
a tear rolls down er-no's cheeck.
"to think," says er-no, "if i hadn't stood infront of that train...... i wouldn't of missed happy hour at the pub."
er-no walks off towards the pub leaving sniper to rot.

the end (of sniper, agian)

sniper went to a pet shop and stole a hamster.
when he got home, he found out that he instead stole a shop assistant who then slit his throat with their name tag.

sniper started his own DIY program on channel 5 but on the first show he nailed himself to the wall after painting himself pink.
he later died because he was beaten up by the owners of the house because they didn't like the way he had missed out painting one of the walls in the living room pink in the shape of a man.

sniper got a frube stuck in his thoat and choaked. (remember always remove the rapper)

er-no got so sick of reading posts with the name Sniper in them that he actually tracked him down and killed him.

sniper got his head stuck on a record player (which was on) and was scrached to death buy the needle.

sniper was atacked big a cheese monster called gordan

sniper died in a house fire......
er-no threw a lit match at his cardboard box!