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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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Sniper went round Sheepy's house and returned as drunk as a skunk. He staggered over to a sky diving centre and when he was asked his name he insisted his name was Banjo! He got up in the sky and as he prepared to jump teh man in charge said "SIR THATS A BACKPACK NOT A PARACHUTE!" "Don't worry replied sniper as he prepared to jump and he did!
he tugged at the backpack...
"Kazooie! Kazooie" he panics!
SPLAT
he tugged at the backpack...
"Kazooie! Kazooie" he panics!
SPLAT
sniper tried to read the warning but his eyes fell out leaving him to bleed to death
Myst1que wrote:
> sniper looks up in the air and sees a bird....splat! the bird pood
> on him but it landed on his face ..for some reason he was wearing
> make up and it caused a chain reaction ...which made his skin melt
> then his head exploded
Wow thats pretty dangerous make-up, perhaps there should be a health warning.
> sniper looks up in the air and sees a bird....splat! the bird pood
> on him but it landed on his face ..for some reason he was wearing
> make up and it caused a chain reaction ...which made his skin melt
> then his head exploded
Wow thats pretty dangerous make-up, perhaps there should be a health warning.
sniper looks up in the air and sees a bird....splat! the bird pood on him but it landed on his face ..for some reason he was wearing make up and it caused a chain reaction ...which made his skin melt then his head exploded
why thankyou
Sniper looks up in the sky, is it a bird, is it a plane, yes its a plane SMASH! Oh dear crash landing.
Myst1que wrote:
> sniper had just finished taking a no.2..he then flushed the
> loo...unbeknown to him he blocked to loo and caused a feedback that
> made a shower of poop and pee to shoot out of the bowl and fill up
> his bathroom..drowing hi in his own pee and poop
right? That is probably the best one let her win er-no :)
> sniper had just finished taking a no.2..he then flushed the
> loo...unbeknown to him he blocked to loo and caused a feedback that
> made a shower of poop and pee to shoot out of the bowl and fill up
> his bathroom..drowing hi in his own pee and poop
right? That is probably the best one let her win er-no :)
sniper had just finished taking a no.2..he then flushed the loo...unbeknown to him he blocked to loo and caused a feedback that made a shower of poop and pee to shoot out of the bowl and fill up his bathroom..drowing hi in his own pee and poop
Ant kills Sniper by hitting him over the head with his GT3 CD over 1 million times.
sniper what do you think of all this the whole forum is out to get you!
*pulls out a kipper and beats him to death*
*pulls out a kipper and beats him to death*
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