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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

None of the above wrote, your tag.
yuo can only vote for a regular!

No because it's sad.

Sniper,
Was wearing a diaper,
Then he went hyper,
Trying to decide which melon was riper.

He gave them a squeeze,
Felt a slight breeze,
And started to sneeze,
Which attracted the bees!

They'd escaped from the hive,
Sniper ran onto the drive,
In front of a bus he did dive,
And he was no longer alive.

sniper gets so angry at the voting crap his head pops open with anger!

Er-No and Sniper are on a train and a notice reads "Do not put head out of window". Sniper doesn't notice this and puts his head out of the window. His head is taken clean off of his head. His head rolls onto the floor as blood leaks from Sniper's head.

Sniper: Er-No, why didn't you tell me not to sick my head out of the train!?

Er-No: Sorry, I didn't know.

Sniper: You're gonna pay for this.

Sniper: Gets his gun out and as he has lost his vision, he shoots randomly. He hits Er-No in the knee caps and the train driver comes to see the commotion. He takes his cap off and is revealed to be FM.

FM: Die!!!

FM pulls out his sawn-off Shotgun and blasts Sniper in the crotch area. Both of his legs fly off and Sniper collapses to the floor.

FM: I love the smell of bacon in the morning. Are you OK Er-No?

Er-No: Does it look like it? My knee caps are busted!

FM: Ok, keep the pressure on it.

As FM goes to get a cloth, Sniper recovers again and grabs at the leg of Er-No and chomps a bit of it off.

Er-No: Ah!!!

FM turns around and looks around for a weapon. He grabs the axe to break the emmergency glass and brings it down on Sniper's chest, splitting his torso into 2. Sniper is dead. FM then throws the body out of the train as a gleen glint it in Sniper's eyes, as his last breath passes.

FM: You'll be OK, Er-No.

Er-No makes no movement. FM has a look of destain on his face.

FM: Damn, I'm sorry Er-No. It was your time.

FM throws Er-No's lifeless body out of the train and goes to the front og the train to control it.

FM: Phew, what a day!

Just then, a mangled body hangs upside down on the windscreen of the train.

FM: Oh my god! Er-No's a zombie!!!

Er-No has an axe in his hand and a demonic look on his face. He smashes in the screen and tries to pull FM out of the train. FM holds on but he can't control the train.

FM: No!!!!!!!!!

The train collides into a brick wall, destorying the wall but also killing FM and Er-No.

Sniper gets killed milking his dad.

:D

Sniper exploded. Internal Combustion.

Er-no decides to draw the competition to a close early, (As he should.) And he prints out all the entries. Sniper is helping him, by carrying all the paper around. Sniper is walking up some stairs, when he slips and all the paper goes flying up in the air. As he goes to catch it all, he gets a nasty paper cut on his neck, in fact it is 2 inches long. He gathers all the paper, and goes to the top of the stairs. Erno then shouted for him and he turned around to look at him. In doing this he tore the cut worse. In fact, it went all around his neck, and his head fell off.

Sniper back home from a long day at work decided to try cooking for the first time ever. He thought he'd cook spagetti bolygnese for his girlfriend who was coming around later. First of all he chopped up some red peppers and onions. He went to the stove and turned on the gas and they ignited. He grabbed some saucepans threw in some vegetable oil and started to soak the pans. Straight away he threw in the mix of onions and red peppers. As the vegetables hit the pan they sizzled and hot vegetable oil spat in his eye. He started screaming a bit because a bit of onion juice got in and his eyes were watering like mad. Then he got this burning sensation. Looking down at the peppers he suddenly realised they were actually chilis.. doh..

So Sniper ran around trying to find his way to the sink to rinse his eyes. He sighed a sigh of relief as the pain started to fade. He dried his hands and put the tea towel next to the stove.

"Is that burning I smell?" thought Sniper. Looking down he saw his tie was alight. Once again he ran around the room not thinking of what to do. Within a few seconds his shirt was alight. Ahh!! He jumped on the floor and started to roll on the tiles trying to put it out.. But silly Sniper had accidently spilled oil on the floor and now a long path of fire was appearing. Sniper jumped up now with the top half of his body on fire and ran around madly. By now he had started a chip pan fire on the stove... yes he had put wayyy too much vegetable oil in and now it was burning setting alight to a tea towel he had used to wipe his hands. Within seconds the entire kitchen was on fire and Sniper was standing in the middle of a ring of fire trapped. The fire caused a gas explosion (he had left the oven at gas mark 10 to preheat it thinking you cooked spagetti bolygnese in an oven before finding the cookery book). So that was the end of Sniper.

I can't say his girlfriend got the meal she was suppose too..

er-no I hope you can stay up for weeks on end because its gonna talk you about 2 weeks to read all these :D