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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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Sniper's on top of a train but he falls off and the train crushes him instantly.
I love the gory stories :D
(Sniper sneezed and his head fell off.)
So very bored.
So very bored.
On 22nd November, a warn autumns day, on the sixth floot oof the texas book depository, Sniper was assembling his weapon. He knew what he had to go, he had been told what to do now he must do it.
Carefully he put the weapon together, checking that every piece was in full working condition. The trap had been set, he was to kill the President.
As he finished assembling it he looked through the long scope making him able to see hundreds of yards in front.
Just around the corner he saw the open top of the Presidents car just like he was told he would. He positioned himself, held the rifle up and took aim. He shot. In one strike it blew the Presidents head in 2. Another bullet went rushing through the air and stuck him again.
The President was half dead. Then just as Sniper went to leave his head blew off. For you see the president was a voodoo dool of Sniper, so whatever happened to the president would also happen to Sniper. The end.
Carefully he put the weapon together, checking that every piece was in full working condition. The trap had been set, he was to kill the President.
As he finished assembling it he looked through the long scope making him able to see hundreds of yards in front.
Just around the corner he saw the open top of the Presidents car just like he was told he would. He positioned himself, held the rifle up and took aim. He shot. In one strike it blew the Presidents head in 2. Another bullet went rushing through the air and stuck him again.
The President was half dead. Then just as Sniper went to leave his head blew off. For you see the president was a voodoo dool of Sniper, so whatever happened to the president would also happen to Sniper. The end.
For no rational reason Sniper imploded.
Sniper glanced up at the evening sky and sighed. The stabbing pain in his wrists had dulled to a distant ache. He looked down at the floor several feet below him. Few people were there now, most having already left. A few Roman guards jeered at him, but he ignored them. Looking to his left and right he saw the two thieves, also on crosses, looking at him, thinking, pleading with their eyes for forgiveness form a god they probably didn't believe in. Men do such things when they see their own end.
As for himself, sniper knew he was dying for the people. For these people who had ridiculed him, betrayed him, and now were killing him.
The dull ache in his stomach told him he was hungry, but his bound limbs told him he would never eat again. Sniper knew his end was near, but that was of no consequence. He was dying for a just cause, and in any case, he's be up and well again in just a few short days....
As for himself, sniper knew he was dying for the people. For these people who had ridiculed him, betrayed him, and now were killing him.
The dull ache in his stomach told him he was hungry, but his bound limbs told him he would never eat again. Sniper knew his end was near, but that was of no consequence. He was dying for a just cause, and in any case, he's be up and well again in just a few short days....
It's Saturday night, Sniper is looking forward to a nice quiet night watching a film on TV. Sniper feels peckish, and decided to make some cheese on toast :). Sniper putt’s the bread in the toaster and patiently waits for the break to pop up as toast. Sniper hears the click of the toaster, but the bread is stuck in the toaster, Sniper panics and picks up a knife, he pocks it into the toaster trying to get the toast out.
Sniper suddenly has 20 000 volts of electricity passing through him, the light flicker and Sniper's hair is sticking up.
"Wow!" Sniper says to him self
"I just survived 20 000 volts of electricity, this must be my luck day!" Sniper manages to get the toast out, now he needs to cut the cheese up to put on the toast. Sniper gets out a block of cheese and starts cutting up slices with a knife, but suddenly the knife slips!
"Ahhhhhhhh, my finger!" Sniper chopped one of his fingers up by mistake. Sniper wont let anything get in his way, he wants to watch the movie with his cheese on toast. Sniper pick up his finger and puts it into a jar. He then raps a cloth around his finger to stop the blood from gushing out.
"Yes!" Sniper says to himself,
"That’s step 2 finished, now I need to put in into the microwave to melt the cheese" Sniper walks over to the microwave and places the cheese on toast inside it. He sets the time to 5 minutes. Sniper starts to fell queasy whilst he is waiting for the cheese to melt, it's the microwave, it’s damaged and is leaking powerful microwaves. Sniper skin starts to bubble then suddenly BOOM! Sniper's head explodes.
Sniper suddenly has 20 000 volts of electricity passing through him, the light flicker and Sniper's hair is sticking up.
"Wow!" Sniper says to him self
"I just survived 20 000 volts of electricity, this must be my luck day!" Sniper manages to get the toast out, now he needs to cut the cheese up to put on the toast. Sniper gets out a block of cheese and starts cutting up slices with a knife, but suddenly the knife slips!
"Ahhhhhhhh, my finger!" Sniper chopped one of his fingers up by mistake. Sniper wont let anything get in his way, he wants to watch the movie with his cheese on toast. Sniper pick up his finger and puts it into a jar. He then raps a cloth around his finger to stop the blood from gushing out.
"Yes!" Sniper says to himself,
"That’s step 2 finished, now I need to put in into the microwave to melt the cheese" Sniper walks over to the microwave and places the cheese on toast inside it. He sets the time to 5 minutes. Sniper starts to fell queasy whilst he is waiting for the cheese to melt, it's the microwave, it’s damaged and is leaking powerful microwaves. Sniper skin starts to bubble then suddenly BOOM! Sniper's head explodes.
sniper... died from natrual causes the end!
slik ~_~
slik ~_~
FantasyMeister wrote:
> Sniper was quite happily playing Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation,
> when all of a sudden Lara Croft turned around and shot him dead.
Haha!!!
> Sniper was quite happily playing Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation,
> when all of a sudden Lara Croft turned around and shot him dead.
Haha!!!
One day it was nice and sunny and Sniper was walking down the street looking for a little stimulation in the downstaris department. So he wandered into his local newsagent, and picked up a copy of the Daily Sport since the mag he usually got called "BIG XXX" was no longer in stock. So Sniper bought the paper wandered outside and opened the front page, and he saw a picture of him showing his white naked a*s! With the shock of this he had a heartattack and died.
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