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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Er-no tells Dr Cahalan he has won the competition because all of his 20+ entries where funny and original. Sniper can't take it that he didn't win and commites suicide by pulling his rather small brain out through his nose.

Sniper is drinking a coca cola, am I allowed to say that? But there was a problem with this one, instead of a liquid they just stuck coffee beans in it, because they where going bankrupt. Sniper dies.

A war breaks out and Sniper is on the team that don't stand a chance of winning. Half way through and there are only a few men left he here's someone joking about and saying if you can't beat them join them. So he does he goes and fights for the other side. He goes to there barracks and tells them what he wants to do. And they tell him to go to this really fun room called the torture room. He decides to go, after 85924 hours of pain, he dies. The most painful death imaginable. So painful words can't describe, so I won't.

Not really, er-no wont be happy about the
> snogging remark!

Probally not, but then again will I win? No, will anyone actually win? Because all the replies are just comic. I crack up when reading them though. And if you go back a few pages you'll find a good one of mine.

Sniper dies

Sniper goes to find himself a girl friend, although he knows he doesn't stand a chance, he see's a gorgeous woman across the road crosses over to ask her out but before he can she pulls out an AK45 and blows him to bits.

Dr Cahalan wrote:
> CJC wrote:
> er-no's competition is ways to kill **SNIPER** not
> me and er-no!

Yes but it made me laugh, didn't it you?

Not really, er-no wont be happy about the snogging remark!

CJC wrote:
> er-no's competition is ways to kill **SNIPER** not me and er-no!

Yes but it made me laugh, didn't it you?

While Sniper was walking down a dark allie he bumped into the Klu Klux Klan,fully loaded with knifes and guns, ignoring this he carried on but couldn't resist there huge biceps and couldn't stop himself from starring.

And all too make matters worse he was with his black boyfriend at the time. The KKK beat him up into a bloody polp and left him there to die. They stuck matches under his finger nails and set them alight and then buried him in the ground and left him there for animals to eat away at his rotten carcass.

856 days later they had finished eaten the last piece of his skull, but they had finished his brain 855, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds before hand.

er-no's competition is ways to kill **SNIPER** not me and er-no!