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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

It was a beautiful day, the rose's had blossomed, then Sniper died.

Sniper opens up a BOTTLE of his favorite beer


Sheesh

Sniper opens up a can of his favorite beer, Budwiser. He lifts up the bottle and puts it down his throat, But he left out one important thing, the top, it was still on. He pushed the bottle down and up his throat but nothing came out, the shaking off the bottle had caused so much pressure that the top exploded off ripping straight through his brain and leaving him on a collapsed heap on the floor.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman and Sniper walk in to a bar. Cut a long story short Sniper dies. :D

After realising he is gameadays most hated man Sniper can't take it anymore, he goes into the bathroom to take a last look in the mirror, but slips and snaps his neck on the sink.

Er-no? Can you tell me if you think any of my stories/poems have been any good so far?

Sniper is soooo low on money he goes to the circus, but the only job they have left is sword swollowing. Sniper says he can do it, because he needs the money. It comes to his act and it all goes well to the audiences shock ( the audience is packed as they all want to see him die). After the show ends and the audience have left an elephant lands on his head. He dies.

What is the difference between Sniper and an old legless, pennyless, homeless, lonely man? One is more likley to die in this message then the other.

Sniper dies of bordem through reading my terrible messages.

Sniper realised that he can't win everything this breaks his heart, literally. He dies. Dr Cahalan goes on to win the competition.

Sniper is an 80 year old, legless, homeless, pennyless, lonely old man. He then dies of old age.

While Sniper is surfing the net, he finds a link at the top of a page saying,"Click here for sexy pics." He takes the discision that any other self-respecting man would do and takes a peak. As the picture loads, Sniper's eyes pop out of their sockets and he drowns in a pool of his own drool.