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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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sniper was clipping his toenails when a man ran up behind him and stuck a pick-axe in the back of his skull.
sniper was clipping his toenails when a shard of nail flew up strait threw his eye and into his brain.
sniper tried to steal something off the back of a truck, but instead of fags they were cars.
snipers took off the straps but they were what was holding up the cars.
they all rolled back and crushed sniper to death.
snipers took off the straps but they were what was holding up the cars.
they all rolled back and crushed sniper to death.
Sniper wakes up one morning with a splitting headache. Unfortunately, this is due to the fact that he has a splitting head. After his brain makes the calculation of how much blood is on the pillow compared to how much is still in the body, it finally decides that it must be dead and stops.
Sniper pulls off his red baseball cap letting down his long thick golden hair, which reaches just about to his waist.
er-no was peering through the window at the time and had a cunning idea.
***The next day***
Ding-Dong goes the doorbell.
Sniper opens the door to find a fan about the size of a basketball on the doorstep.
"Well thank you, who ever left it here," says sniper as he brings the it inside.
He places it on his table and plugs it in.
As it’s a humid day sniper’s head gets hot so he lets down his hair again.
He turns the fan onto the first level of power.
Its not enough power so he turns it ups a bit.
Not enough power again so he skips all the others and turns it to * ultimate power! *
The blades starts to spin so fast it looks like the cage (which protects the blades) is empty.
It starts to hop about the table madly, blowing everything out of its way.
It is so powerful that sniper cannot get near off switch.
Er-no is sat out side with a remote and turns a dial on it to reverse.
The fan starts to draw things into itself and one of those happens to be sniper’s hair.
Er-no then presses another button, which says, open.
The protective cage swings open.
Sniper’s hair is now inches from the spinning knifes which are the blades.
He tries to fight it and run away but the air vacuum is too strong.
From the moment the fan grabs his hair it pulls his head closer, closer still.
His body keeps on getting pulled closer, closer, until…
SIP! BANG! SWISH! URUM! SPLODGE!
His head is ripped to shreds by the fan.
The decapitated body hits the grey carpet covering it in a pool of blood.
Er-no then enters the house and pops a few (valuable) items into his rucksack before kicking the body and leaving.
The end
er-no was peering through the window at the time and had a cunning idea.
***The next day***
Ding-Dong goes the doorbell.
Sniper opens the door to find a fan about the size of a basketball on the doorstep.
"Well thank you, who ever left it here," says sniper as he brings the it inside.
He places it on his table and plugs it in.
As it’s a humid day sniper’s head gets hot so he lets down his hair again.
He turns the fan onto the first level of power.
Its not enough power so he turns it ups a bit.
Not enough power again so he skips all the others and turns it to * ultimate power! *
The blades starts to spin so fast it looks like the cage (which protects the blades) is empty.
It starts to hop about the table madly, blowing everything out of its way.
It is so powerful that sniper cannot get near off switch.
Er-no is sat out side with a remote and turns a dial on it to reverse.
The fan starts to draw things into itself and one of those happens to be sniper’s hair.
Er-no then presses another button, which says, open.
The protective cage swings open.
Sniper’s hair is now inches from the spinning knifes which are the blades.
He tries to fight it and run away but the air vacuum is too strong.
From the moment the fan grabs his hair it pulls his head closer, closer still.
His body keeps on getting pulled closer, closer, until…
SIP! BANG! SWISH! URUM! SPLODGE!
His head is ripped to shreds by the fan.
The decapitated body hits the grey carpet covering it in a pool of blood.
Er-no then enters the house and pops a few (valuable) items into his rucksack before kicking the body and leaving.
The end
Sniper was having dinner at a fancy restaurant in London, he was on a blind date, Sniper met the person on a chat room on the internet. Sniper was 10 minutes early at the restaurant he ordered a bottle of red wine ready for his blind date.
er-no had this all planned out, the girl Sniper was chatting to on the internet was er-no's girlfriend. This was part of er-no's plan to assasinate Sniper. er-no was dreesed up as a bloke walking around the restaurant selling roses. He had his PP7 silencer under his waist coat, he was looking very James Bond like.
Sniper's blind date arrived (er-no's girlfriend), Sniper got up and pulled back her seat as a gentleman does. Sniper had never seen er-no before so called him over to bye a rose for his blind date. er-no walked over towards Sniper with his hand in his waist coat, er-no pulls the trigger to his Silenced PP7. The bullet goes throught the bottle of red wine and hits Sniper in the chest, the red wine disguised all the blood seaping out of Sniper.
Sniper is sat there dead with his head tilted forward, no one notices he is dead, so er-no and his girl walk off into the town and celebrate by clubbing all night long.
er-no had this all planned out, the girl Sniper was chatting to on the internet was er-no's girlfriend. This was part of er-no's plan to assasinate Sniper. er-no was dreesed up as a bloke walking around the restaurant selling roses. He had his PP7 silencer under his waist coat, he was looking very James Bond like.
Sniper's blind date arrived (er-no's girlfriend), Sniper got up and pulled back her seat as a gentleman does. Sniper had never seen er-no before so called him over to bye a rose for his blind date. er-no walked over towards Sniper with his hand in his waist coat, er-no pulls the trigger to his Silenced PP7. The bullet goes throught the bottle of red wine and hits Sniper in the chest, the red wine disguised all the blood seaping out of Sniper.
Sniper is sat there dead with his head tilted forward, no one notices he is dead, so er-no and his girl walk off into the town and celebrate by clubbing all night long.
POP
Why are you voting for me out of sympathy, not a good reason in my book, read my posts if you thinnk they are good by all means Vote Dringo but not because you feel sorry for me :) That should make Tony the king happy!
I win the competition
Sniper is dead once and for all
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