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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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BORRIS wrote:
> whats wrong with sniper?
why do you all want to kill him?!
we don't.
we just want to win a game!
> whats wrong with sniper?
why do you all want to kill him?!
we don't.
we just want to win a game!
whats wrong with sniper?
why do you all want to kill him?!
why do you all want to kill him?!
Sniper was stud beside the Eithel Tower getting his picture taken, a tourist at the very top of the tower accidently dropped an m&m sweet, the sweet came dropping down at 500mph and hit Sniper on the head. Sniper's head exploded and his brains were scattered around.
(True Fact)
(True Fact)
Sniper ate a lemon, the tangyness gave him a heart attack.
:)
:)
Sniper(being the idiot that he is) decides for some rather personal reason, that he will rap himself up in clingfilm. He ties himself up as much as he can then er-no walks in. He see's him laughs, then grabs the rest of the clingfilm and raps him in it. Then when he has covered his whole body, he sticks him to the ceiling stabs him only a few times, so that he won't die and leaves him there to die of suffercation. Sniper can't move and eventually dies a painful death.
Sniper drank some very fizzy lemonade, he felt the fizzy feeling in his nose, then his head exploded.
Whilst Sniper is at work, er-no breaks into Snipers house and changes his mouse with one that he had invented. Two clicks on the right mouse button, and 20 000 volts of electricity will flow through Sniper killing him instantly, police will think that his death was due to a faulty mouse.
er-no fits the faulty mouse and runs back home, Sniper gets home just after er-no has left, Sniper turns on his computer and notices an email from er-no. He reads the email:
"Sniper your in a life and death situation, press your right mouse button twice or you will recieve a years bad luck" Sniper thinks it's some stupid chain letter, so he pushes the mouse button twice.
The light start flickering all over the UK, the next day police discover Snipers body and think that his death is due to a faulty mouse, Microsoft get shut down for supplying a dodgy mouse and Bill Gates becomes skint and starts living on the streets.
er-no fits the faulty mouse and runs back home, Sniper gets home just after er-no has left, Sniper turns on his computer and notices an email from er-no. He reads the email:
"Sniper your in a life and death situation, press your right mouse button twice or you will recieve a years bad luck" Sniper thinks it's some stupid chain letter, so he pushes the mouse button twice.
The light start flickering all over the UK, the next day police discover Snipers body and think that his death is due to a faulty mouse, Microsoft get shut down for supplying a dodgy mouse and Bill Gates becomes skint and starts living on the streets.
Sniper starts chewing some bubble gum, not noticing the "Extremely Sticky" notice on the wrapper. He blows a bubble and the bubble pops, covering his nose and mouth. He can't get it off because it's extremely sticky, and suffocates because the gum covered his mouth and nose.
Sniper woke up in a state of shock, for he had seen one of the many ways he was too die. He got out of his bed carefully and went to go get himself a drink of water too cool himself down.
He walked down the long hallway, all the walls seemed to be closing in and everything was a slight blur, but nonetheless he continued avoiding everything that possed a threat. Avoiding door way, every cupboard and every sharp object he made his way over to the tap, he stepped closer than stopped, a small piece of glass was on the floor, Lucky for him he noticed it, then he stepped closer and the chandeler feel just inches in front of him making him dive out of the way.
It was his lucky day he was going to survive. He went over to the tap and turned it on, then dived away straight away. Nothing. Nothing happened just the sound of water flowing out of the tap. Sniper stuck his finger quickly under the tap, nothing appeared to be wrong. He got a glass out of the cupboard and poured himself a drink. After all this he made his way back to bed.
Phewwww. He was alive. He had surived. Then splat. A grand piano feel on his head squashing every bone in his body and flattening his head into teh floor. He was dead.
He walked down the long hallway, all the walls seemed to be closing in and everything was a slight blur, but nonetheless he continued avoiding everything that possed a threat. Avoiding door way, every cupboard and every sharp object he made his way over to the tap, he stepped closer than stopped, a small piece of glass was on the floor, Lucky for him he noticed it, then he stepped closer and the chandeler feel just inches in front of him making him dive out of the way.
It was his lucky day he was going to survive. He went over to the tap and turned it on, then dived away straight away. Nothing. Nothing happened just the sound of water flowing out of the tap. Sniper stuck his finger quickly under the tap, nothing appeared to be wrong. He got a glass out of the cupboard and poured himself a drink. After all this he made his way back to bed.
Phewwww. He was alive. He had surived. Then splat. A grand piano feel on his head squashing every bone in his body and flattening his head into teh floor. He was dead.
Also in addition to that. The colour of your name is gold. What does that mean? What do all the different colours mean? And how do you become a member of staff?
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