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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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I would like to warn people about the following foods:
Bacon - Be extremely careful when eating this, the fat around the corners is DEADLY! You can easily choke on this, I once had to pull it out of my throught!
Jacobs Cream Crackers - These may not sound deadly, but believe me they are! The shark edges that you byte up can easily cut your gums!
Pot Noodles - Whilst making these, always remember to leave the boiling water to mix with the noodles for at least 10 minutes, If you put the boiling water in then eat them some of the noodles are still hard and dangerous to eat.
Sherbet Stuff - This tasty powdery stuff is one of the most dangerous substances I know. Remember to eat it in small amounts. I once puored a whole packet of it into my mouth and it clogged up my throught, I almost choked!
Round Sweets - Remember all sweets are dangerous, don’t show off in front of your mates and try eating them whole. Remember to chew them to the size you fell OK to swallow.
All these things happened to Sniper whilst he was at er-no's party, er-no delibratly bought these foods in the chance that Sniper would die!
Bacon - Be extremely careful when eating this, the fat around the corners is DEADLY! You can easily choke on this, I once had to pull it out of my throught!
Jacobs Cream Crackers - These may not sound deadly, but believe me they are! The shark edges that you byte up can easily cut your gums!
Pot Noodles - Whilst making these, always remember to leave the boiling water to mix with the noodles for at least 10 minutes, If you put the boiling water in then eat them some of the noodles are still hard and dangerous to eat.
Sherbet Stuff - This tasty powdery stuff is one of the most dangerous substances I know. Remember to eat it in small amounts. I once puored a whole packet of it into my mouth and it clogged up my throught, I almost choked!
Round Sweets - Remember all sweets are dangerous, don’t show off in front of your mates and try eating them whole. Remember to chew them to the size you fell OK to swallow.
All these things happened to Sniper whilst he was at er-no's party, er-no delibratly bought these foods in the chance that Sniper would die!
Sniper ate a Maltieser (Sweet) and choked to death on it.
(Once happened to my brother, he did not die though.)
(Once happened to my brother, he did not die though.)
Sniper eats a Jacobs cream cracker and the minging sharp bits tear at his insides giving him internal bleeding.
Sniper later dies in hospital.
Sniper later dies in hospital.
Poor, poor sniper...
Sniper is crusing along the Pacific ocean, when he notices some black pointy things popping out of the water
"Cool, I have always wanted to swim with dolfins" Sniper jumps into the water only to notice they are great white sharks!
Sniper is ripped into pieces.
"Cool, I have always wanted to swim with dolfins" Sniper jumps into the water only to notice they are great white sharks!
Sniper is ripped into pieces.
Sniper try's to break the sugar cube tower world record, er-no gives it a tap and Sniper is buried in sugar cubes, er-no leaver Sniper to die.
sniper sees the strange posts and dies of shock!
WOW, we posted the same thing at the exact same time!
BORRIS wrote:
> whats wrong with sniper?
why do you all want to kill him?!
We dont, we wanna win a game. Sniper is a respected notable.
> whats wrong with sniper?
why do you all want to kill him?!
We dont, we wanna win a game. Sniper is a respected notable.
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