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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

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Poor little Sniper, have mercy on him, for he's only a humble gamer...

Er-no feels sorry for Dr Cahalan, so he says if you can enter the worst entry you can win, considering you are a newbie and your computer is in desperate need of a new game. Dr Cahalan can't turn down this offer. So he accepts.

While Sniper is washing his hair.

He dies.

Sniper brushed his teeth, but used the 'toothpaste' that er-no left around his house. It was acid. It burn't his face away, and improved his looks. Shame he was dead though.

A cat jumps at Snipers face ripping it to shreds.

Sniper's head explodes because it is soo big from boasting about winning gameaday

Whilst brushing his teeth, Sniper thought to imrove his looks he would brush his hair, so without looking he picked up a knife and started combing his hair. He died.

After watching Hannibal, bought from special reserve, Sniper thinks it would be funny to eat a person. So he goes off to find the first person he can find. He walks down the street looking for his prey and there they were. A small little boy with an unknown killer disease was walking his way so quickly he grabbed him and started to munch on him. The disease spread into Sniper and he died instantly.

While sleeping er-no came and put some specially trained south african killer ants in his bed, after being there for weeks, his mum came up and smelt the foul disgusting air, but ignored it as he normally smelt that bad anyway.

So for the past few weeks Sniper has been dead and because he is so sad and lonely nobody has noticed.

But the ants were disappointed for such a smal meal, they normally ate stick insects with more meat on them, so they ate the rest of the family as well, just too make sure no mistakes such as Sniper would ever happen again.