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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Sniper wrote:
> And this doesn't win you anything!

Yes it does Sniper.. this idea is for an SR Extra GAD...
:)

Sniper bumps into his dad
Who was looking real sad
What's wrong dad he said
I heard you were dead
Got shot several time in the head
Whilst sleeping in your bed
But dad I'm still here
It's ok son there's nothing to fear
But when you go to bed tonight you'll have an awful freight
As me and er-no
Are gonna watch you die.............real slow

Sorry there Sniper :D

No hard feelings

Why does sniper have to die?

Yeah, i think this is a little bit over the top and unfair for sniper. Think its time to stop. Didn't mean to offend you sniper. Sorry if I did.

And this doesn't win you anything!

Look are you gonna stop cos this is going to far for me.

One morning he fell out of bed
Sniper fell and bumped his head
Medical help he did need
as he started to bleed
and within day he was dead.

Mantis wrote:
> Hey, weird, I was just about to make a little story involving sniper shooting himself.

Now thats strange.... i thought you would say that.

One rainy day whilst out walking,
Sniper bumped into Stephen Hawking,
He started talking about space
and the exsitence of the human race,
And Snipers head had exploded by the morning.