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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Sniper got killed when Ant's colony invaded, making him cower like a cowardly coward before stealing his sugar, and then throwing him out of the bedroom window!!

Hmm, I don't really go back and check what people have said, so I wouldn't have known that I repeated someone.

Anyway, keep 'em coming mate, they're funny.

Shocktrooper wrote:
> Sniper was sniped by a sniper - he died...instantly.

I'm not trying to be rude by this as I appreciate everything you have said about my reports, but that already has been said.

If you liked my poems go back about 4 or 5 pages and there is more of them and just thinking about them cracks me up. And at the age of 14 I should be ashamed, but I'm not.

Sniper was sniped by a sniper - he died...instantly.

Sniper got killed riding a horse.

:D

Dr Cahalan wrote:
> Whilst brushing his teeth, Sniper thought to imrove his looks he
> would brush his hair, so without looking he picked up a knife and
> started combing his hair. He died.

You know, adding the "He died" bit at the end makes it that whole lot funnier.

Hell, it's actually very funny :D

Yes it is a shame, but I make it up by being a good poster on this and an even better gamer!! I don't need GOTY to prove I'm a good gamer!!!

Seifer wrote:
> Dr Cahalan wrote:
> Ok, there's no need to get rude now.
Can't
> we just all get along?
As a great man once said
Make Love not
> War
Shame nobody else listened though

No need to get rude?? Do
> you realise what you posted a few minutes ago?? Or has the memory
> span decreased again??We will get along, it's a case ofwhat action
> Sniper and Sr take against that! You might be lucky and get away
> with it, but you never know. Oh and about making love.. some of us
> aren't even old enough yet!

I know it must be a real shame for you

Dr Cahalan wrote:
> Ok, there's no need to get rude now.
Can't we just all get along?
As a great man once said
Make Love not War
Shame nobody else listened though

No need to get rude?? Do you realise what you posted a few minutes ago?? Or has the memory span decreased again??We will get along, it's a case ofwhat action Sniper and Sr take against that! You might be lucky and get away with it, but you never know. Oh and about making love.. some of us aren't even old enough yet!

Dr Cahalan wrote:
> Little Miss Sniper
Went so hyper
EAting her Irish Stew
Along came
> a poisonous spider
And sat right beside her
So she ate that up
> too
And died

Sadly I found that hilarious.