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THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
> Yeah, you should stop it now er-no.
Just one more entry: Sniper
> was strangling Ali, as another GAD judging went against him. Ali
> however, grabbed a large, heavy parcel, and slammed it onto Sniper's
> head with force.
Ali smiled and said, "Ah, death by Parcel
> Force."
THE COMPETITION WILL STOP EARLY BECAUSE IT HAS GONE TOO FAR...
...TONY. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW THE NEW (CLOSE) DATE.
> I think it needs to stop here as Sniper is getting annoyed and it's
> not fair on him really, could you see if you can finish it earlier
> or tone down the replies er-no?
THE COMPETITION WILL STOP EARLY BECAUSE IT HAS GONE TOO FAR...
...TONY. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW THE NEW (CLOSE) DATE.
> Er-no you did this behind my back and i wouldn't bother with this
> site if this sort of thing won.
Sniper I thought you would be amused by this topic and the deaths of yourselve.... you can look at it in two ways..
If the competition hadn't been started you would have been killed hundreds of more times in later dates and topics... with this method all possible deaths are submitted in one topic and then they will never be original again, but if you would like me to end the GAD then I will...
Let me know.
> Sniper and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a bowl of water
Sniper
> fell down and broke his crown
And the water burn't his face away
I can't help but find that funny.
:-D
It was a bit of a laugh at the start, but its getting a bit more serious due to the response. To be honest, there would have been this many replies if any name had been used, be it yours or tonys or Jeremy Beadles (well, probably more for that one) but er-no chose yours, and due to the reaction you have taken I am sure he is sorry.
Depending on this trial run of noteables getting GADs to give away however they like, I'm sure your revenge will be sweet...
In the meantime, people, give it a rest, please, for Snipers sake. Fun as it was, the fun is starting to go sour.