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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

Hey, weird, I was just about to make a little story involving sniper shooting himself.

Sniper held a gun to cahalan's head for all the sadistic jokes he was making about him.....

*BANG!*

........Shame the gun was round the wrong way!

If er no gives anyone a game for this I will be very surprised.

myst1que sticks jelly babies up snipers nose and sticks a donut down his throat suffercating him...slowly

Sniper's eye's got bigger than his belly, so his head exploded.

He died.

Ok sorry about that terrible one

Here is the real one

Sniper thinking he's hard starts smoking
He get's really addicted and can't stop tokeing
Then becomes ill and starts choking

So he goes to the doc to see what's wrong
The doc says maybe he should try a bong
So Sniper thinks why not
He tries it and feels well hot

For you see the doc was er-no
Poisoned it so Sniper would die real slow
'What's the matter Sniper, what's wrong?
Said er-no as he strangled Sniper with a Thone.

Sniper was dead once and for all
Dr Cahalan went on to win the competition
With this rather amazing additition

Sniper thinks he is hard and starts smoking
Dies of cancer

Ok er-no I've had enough of you, a voice boomed from the back of the room, it was Sniper. You keep beating me and now I"ve had enough. I am a terrible looser and must always win other wise I cry like a woman, you know that er-no, said the voice.

What are you going to do?Er-no screamed. Sniper grabbed his knife and started to lick the blade. Now you know all those homosexual stories you heard about my er-no? yeld Sniper, well they were all true.

Suddenly for no reason Sniper started sticking his knife where the sun don't shine and started yelling, 'More,more,more.' Er-no couldn't take the site and being the man he is grabbed the nearest object to him, which just happened to be a chainsaw and cut him a new face.

Sniper got up and looked in the mirror. 'What an improvement' said Sniper 'How can I ever thank you'. Er-no was confused, why wasn't he dead.

Sniper walked down stairs tripped and died.

myst1que strangles him with a g-string

Shocktrooper wrote:
> Hmm, I don't really go back and check what people have said, so I
> wouldn't have known that I repeated someone.

Anyway, keep 'em
> coming mate, they're funny.

Why thank you now I knew I wasn't all that useless after all my mum has told me.

Honestly if you think these are funny go back and find my first one and then after that there are some of my best poems. Thereeeeeeee GREAATTTTTTT.