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"ER-NO'S EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY! NOW CLOSED"

Thanks er-no

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.


THE DEATH OF SNIPER.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.

Staff members cannot enter (I think).

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 26 August

but not on my posts

Slaveunit wrote:
> Dr Shipman wrote:
Now I can't win the only
> competition that
> mean't anything to me.

Should you not have thought of that before
> you did whatever you did to get banned?


thats the way the cookie crumbles.

hey, look down below, a new button.
"Report post"


'push da button!'

Dr Shipman wrote:
Now I can't win the only
> competition that mean't anything to me.

Should you not have thought of that before you did whatever you did to get banned?

Dr Cahlahan in Dr Shipman

why did Dr Cahalan get banned?

Dr Shipman wrote:
> Forget Sniper look at Dr Cahalan, poor sod


now who could you be???
i'm gonna have to think about this one!

Sniper was driving home from a friends party late one night, he noticed someone walking along the side of the road. Sniper pulled over and asked the person is he wanted a ride anywere. The person got into the car and sSniper said to him
"Whats your name?" the person just said where he wanted to be taken too. Sniper started driving and the person sitting in his car was er-no! er-no was sat in the back seats emjoying the open road, when he only just discovered that it was Sniper. er-no punched Sniper in the head, Sniper lost control of the car so er-no jumped out the window. The car was going at 60 mph and was heading straight for a train crossing. The barriors went down and the bells went.
"Crap" er-no said there's a train coming. as soon as Sniper's car got on the tracks it was hit by a train going 100 mph. The car exploded Sniper's body was in 100 pieces, er-no had well and truly finshed Sniper.

Yeah, you should stop it now er-no.

Just one more entry: Sniper was strangling Ali, as another GAD judging went against him. Ali however, grabbed a large, heavy parcel, and slammed it onto Sniper's head with force.

Ali smiled and said, "Ah, death by Parcel Force."

I think it needs to stop here as Sniper is getting annoyed and it's not fair on him really, could you see if you can finish it earlier or tone down the replies er-no?

er-no can't you end the compo sooner? I'm nearly out of ideas, and what I can think of I just can't put on paper, like Molten Lava being forced into his throat