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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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Ice Blaster wrote:
> Bang
I'm intrigued.. what happened next?
> Bang
I'm intrigued.. what happened next?
Sniper was walking along the pavement one day and he saw a sign which said 'ONE WAY' so he continued to walk in that direction, seeing how silly he is.... then because he is so unlucky he got run over by a hummer on the pavement.
Bang
er-no wrote:
REFans was also excellent because he killed Gates!
Wasn't me it were "Sniper, the Sniper of Snipers" haha
REFans was also excellent because he killed Gates!
Wasn't me it were "Sniper, the Sniper of Snipers" haha
Grix... why do we always kill Sniper?
er-no wrote:
> Oh I am liking this....
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Do you really hate Sniper or something?!
Or just like killing him?! :-)
> Oh I am liking this....
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Do you really hate Sniper or something?!
Or just like killing him?! :-)
Myst1que wrote:
> *sits on his face and suffercates him*
Best so far... but REFans was also excellent because he killed Gates!
> *sits on his face and suffercates him*
Best so far... but REFans was also excellent because he killed Gates!
*sits on his face and suffercates him*
er-no wrote:
If he is not dead you cannot win?
But it was
> actually quite amusing.
D'oh OK
PART 2
Sniper the Sniper of Snipers is flung back up to the top of the building where he begun, he sees his lucky rifle and turns it the right way round he checks, double checks and fires at Bill's oop's mr ****'s bottom the tranquiler dart knocks mr **** out and the words "Apple Imac" forever come screaming from the roof. Agents say oh for flippings sake "Ok better yet second hit gets my preordered gamecube" Agents cheer The word spreads and before you know the milatary arrive and KABOOM. The building explodes in a number of bangs.
Everybody hit!! the tanks, the planes, missiles they all hit, silence awakens but a vice appears
"hey who gets the cube"
"er"
"well"
"er-no" (get it haha)
before he could finish they all open fire at the ex PS2 owner and the case is closed.
hehe
res
If he is not dead you cannot win?
But it was
> actually quite amusing.
D'oh OK
PART 2
Sniper the Sniper of Snipers is flung back up to the top of the building where he begun, he sees his lucky rifle and turns it the right way round he checks, double checks and fires at Bill's oop's mr ****'s bottom the tranquiler dart knocks mr **** out and the words "Apple Imac" forever come screaming from the roof. Agents say oh for flippings sake "Ok better yet second hit gets my preordered gamecube" Agents cheer The word spreads and before you know the milatary arrive and KABOOM. The building explodes in a number of bangs.
Everybody hit!! the tanks, the planes, missiles they all hit, silence awakens but a vice appears
"hey who gets the cube"
"er"
"well"
"er-no" (get it haha)
before he could finish they all open fire at the ex PS2 owner and the case is closed.
hehe
res
Oh I am liking this....
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