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Right all, EVERY match that we write for the forum wrestling thingy must be posted here.

At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.

NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.

Those of you who are experienced regulars here will know what Ant’s Method is, and I advise you to use it for this match. For those of you that are new, here is a quick explanation:

MUST READ. To really get into this match read it paragraph by paragraph. I mean, put the paragraph you’re currently reading near the bottom of the page so you can’t see any of the ones below. Okay, you don’t need to do this at the start but during the middle and the end I recommend it, as you won’t know whether the match continues on or not after a pin or something. Understand?? No?? Well then, just make sure the bit you’re reading is right at the bottom of the page.

Another thing, make sure you have around 5-10 minutes to spare before reading this, as I’d prefer it you took your time rather than skimming over it. Also, this is a bit of a marathon. Okay I’m asking a lot, but this is the main event after all. :) Try to imagine it in your head as though you’re watching it, it’s much more entertaining.

One more thing…enjoy. :)
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**By the way, I didn’t copy this idea of RM18, I started this match before he posted his ** {:)

A month ago we found out that The Rock (Starlight) would be no.1 contender for the SRW Championship, and ever since current champion Scott Steiner (MikeAll) has been making sure he’s in the driving seat as we go into tonight’s match. Two weeks ago he was special guest referee in a match between The Rock (Starlight), and Steiner (MikeAll)’s X-Factor buddy Albert (Jetster):

“Albert drags The Rock up and tosses him into the ropes, Sleeper hold! Albert is trying to wear down The Rock even more as he keeps the lock tight gradually forcing The Rock to fall down to one knee, then the other knee and then lying flat on the canvas. Steiner comes over and raises The Rocks arm, goes down, twice, goes down, the last time…. STAYS UP! The crowd gets on their feet as The Rock gradually fights Albert off. He tosses him into the ropes…Spinebuster! And the crowd knows what is coming next. Steiner is furious…. but The Rock throws the armband into the crowd, The Rock runs into the ropes, back and…BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY SCOTT STEINER! " " Screams Jim Ross :D!

Albert is stirring but he is up, he sees The Rock just getting up and…BALDO BOMB! This ones over…1, 2

3!!

The crowd is livid with fury! But Albert doesn't care he is outta here with Scott Steiner. The Rock's face fills with anger….Steiners and Alberts in joy at the top of the rampway.

But who will be on top at SRW Do or Die when The Rock faces Steiner for the SRW Title!?

What will The Rock do next week, find out only on SRW Eclipse!”
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And as Figo so elegantly put it, we did find out what happened on last week’s Eclipse, when Rock (Starlight) and Albert (Jetster) came together once again:

“The ref is having words; Albert looks very angry, runs off the ropes, SPINEBUSTER! HERE IT IS! THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW!! He removes the elbow pad, bounces off one rope, flies over the second rope! It’s Steiner (MikeAll)! Steiner forces his way into the ring. What is going on with Steiner? The Rock is on the outside! Steiner helps up Albert and CLOTHESLINES HIM! Steiner has turned on Albert! The ref calls for the bell!

“The winner of this match by Disqualification… ALBERT!”

The Rock (Starlight) is furious! Steiner (MikeAll) climbs out of the ring and stands on the ramp. Albert (Jetster) looks really angry and walks towards Steiner! They could come to blows! THEY HUG! They tricked The Rock and it looks like X-Factor has a place at ringside for the title match at Do Or Die!”

The Rock (Starlight) is livid, but he will he get his revenge tonight, or will Steiner (MikeAll) and his buddies come out on top once again? Let’s find out…

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“IF YA SMELL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN!!” The roof of SR Towers is nearly blown off as the capacity crowd erupt as KOTR Champion The Rock (Starlight) struts to the ring, getting set for his shot at the Undisputed SRW World Championship! He stands on the top rope and holds his belt aloft, although he’ll be hoping that he’ll have two belts to hold by the end of tonight.

“YO YA DEALIN’ WITH DA X-FACTOR!” The boos and jeers are deafening as the Undisputed SRW Champion Scott Steiner (MikeAll) emerges from behind the curtain, without his X-Factor buddies! I thought they were allowed at ringside? Maybe he has other plans in mind… Ever since Rock (Starlight) became no.1 contender Steiner (MikeAll) has been one step ahead of him, mainly thanks to his little faction consisting of Albert (Jetster) and Justin Credible (Rickoss). In the past two weeks Rock (Starlight) has been screwed out of matches by Steiner (MikeAll), Credible (Rickoss) and Albert (Jetster), and if the latter make an appearance tonight he’s sure to want revenge.

Because of these recent events, the audience are hyped and ready for what should be a great match-up; Steiner (MikeAll) has proved himself by being Undisputed SRW Champion for over two months now, and The Rock (Starlight) overcame Jetster in the King Of The Ring Final to become only the second KOTR Champion, and because of this he was automatically made no.1 contender. The referee for this bout is Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly), and he signals for the bell to be rung!

DING DING! The Rock (Starlight) explodes out of his corner with hard, constant right-hands; he’s already laying the smackdown on the SRW Champion! He whips Steiner (MikeAll) into the ropes who ducks an attempted clothesline, but then runs straight into a huge BACK BODY DROP! Steiner (MikeAll) struggles to his feet, turns, and meets a Flying Forearm from the challenger! Rock (Starlight) stomps away, before picking him up and nailing an Overhead Suplex.

Rock (Starlight) once again lays the smackdown to the crowd’s delight, but as he goes for his big, final shot, Steiner (MikeAll) ducks, hooks the arm and delivers a mighty Backdrop Suplex! Rock (Starlight) landed painfully on his head and neck, and Steiner (MikeAll) capitalises on this by hitting a Falling Neckbreaker, before following it up with a Leg Drop to the throat of The Great One.

Steiner (MikeAll) throws Rock (Starlight) into the ropes and looks for a Powerslam – WHAM! What impact as Rock (Starlight)’s back is smashed into the unforgiving canvas! The audience try to help Rock (Starlight) back into this match but it’s to no avail as Steiner (MikeAll) sends his knee painfully into the stomach of the challenger, and then into the ribs!

Steiner (MikeAll) stalks The Rock (Starlight) as he staggers up and turns – Steiner (MikeAll) tries to lift him onto his shoulder but Rock (Starlight) slides off, shoves him into the ropes and then pulls him back into a Roll-Up, 1…and Steiner (MikeAll) powers out like the champion he is. This is just the beginning for Rock (Starlight) though as sends the champ into the corner and follows it in with a clothesline.

Rock (Starlight) lifts Steiner (MikeAll) onto the top rope and climbs up to join him. Steiner (MikeAll) tries to fight back with shots to the stomach but Rock (Starlight) silences him with a big fist to the top of the head, and then hooks the right arm over his shoulder. Rock (Starlight) slowly falls back and lifts Steiner (MikeAll) at the same time, straight into a massive…SUPERPLEX!!!

Rock (Starlight) falls into a cover, 1…2…

And Steiner (MikeAll) gets his shoulder-up in the first near-fall of this match-up. The crowd begin to chant loudly for the challenger, they’re looking for this to be a great end to what’s been a great event, they want to see Rock (Starlight) become the new Undisputed SRW World Champion! And it’s looking pretty likely at the moment, as Rock (Starlight) sends Steiner (MikeAll) to his knees with some shots to the stomach, and then keeps the momentum going by landing a low Drop-kick right to the jaw of the champion!

Rock (Starlight) looks around the arena for a moment, before grabbing Steiner (MikeAll)’s legs with a purpose, AND LOCKING IN THE SHARPSHOOTER! THE SHARPSHOOTER BY THE ROCK (STARLIGHT)! Steiner (MikeAll)’s in big trouble, no, wait, he counters by using his amazing leg strength to literally toss Rock (Starlight) away and into the ropes, and as he bounces back Steiner (MikeAll) uses a Drop-toe Hold to knock the challenger down, and NOW HE GOES FOR THE STEINER RECLINER!!

AN EXCHANGE OF SUBMISSIONS AS STEINER (MIKEALL) LOCKS IN THE STEINER RECLINER!
But it’s too early in the match, and Rock (Starlight) proves this by quickly and desperately fighting out and getting one arm over the bottom rope, before falling to the outside in exhaustion.

Steiner (MikeAll) slides out to join him, and takes the challenger by the head. He slams his head into the security barrier, and then RAMS IT INTO THE STEEL POLE! Steiner (MikeAll) taunts some of the fans next to him, before slowly bringing Rock (Starlight) over to the Announcer’s Table, where Jerry Lawler (Hercules) and Jim Ross (MoJoJoJo) are commentating on this main event.

Steiner (MikeAll) literally throws the challenger onto the table, and then slowly and carefully climbs on himself. He picks up his groggy opponent, puts him between his legs, lifts him onto his shoulders, AND BRINGS HIM DOWN – SMASH!!! POWERBOMB THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE!! THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE HAS BEEN SMASHED TO SMITHEREENS AS THE ROCK (STARLIGHT)’S BODY IS SENT CRASHING THROUGH IT!!

Steiner (MikeAll), who also took some of the impact, shakes his head to get rid of the metaphorical cobwebs, and then drags a lifeless Rock (Starlight) out of the wreckage and lies his neck across the security barrier. What’s he doing? Rock (Starlight)’s body is leaning on the barrier by his neck, and Steiner (MikeAll) has gone over to the steel steps…

He picks up one half of the steps, and carries them over to where Rock (Starlight) is leaning…no way, he can’t do this, Rock (Starlight)’s neck will be broken! Steiner (MikeAll) lifts the steps high above his head, and BRINGS THEM DOWN ON ROCK (STARLIGHT)’S NECK – BUT WAIT, ROCK (STARLIGHT) SCRAMBLES OUT OF THE WAY AND THE STEPS REBOUND OFF THE BARRIER AND BACK INTO STEINER (MIKEALL)‘S FACE!!!

As Steiner (MikeAll) staggers around the outside of the ring, Rock (Starlight) watches him with a crazed expression on his face. Steiner (MikeAll) stumbles into him, and the challenger holds his hand out, gestures with his fingers and shouts at the top of his voice, “JUST BRING IT!!” The crowd scream with delight as Rock (Starlight) throws those hard right-hands, the last sending the champion flying over the security barrier!

Rock (Starlight) follows him over, and points to a man in a suit in the crowd – it’s Shaneo! Rock (Starlight) is telling him something, and Shaneo quickly obliges by…undoing his belt and handing it to the challenger! Rock (Starlight) smiles smugly, studies the leather belt for a little while, and then SLAP!! OOOOOH! SLAP! A THIRD SHOT, FOURTH, FIFTH! CONSTANT WHIPPING IS TURNING STEINER (MIKEALL)’S BACK INTO A BLOODY PULP!

Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) doesn’t want to call this one off yet but it’s not a No Disqualification match, so he admonishes the Rock (Starlight)’s behaviour and demands that he get back in the ring. Rock (Starlight) reluctantly agrees, but in the process literally tosses Steiner (MikeAll) over the barrier and into the side of the ring!

Rock (Starlight) argues with Hebner (Snuggly) a little more inside the barrier before finally giving up and climbing over…but Steiner (MikeAll) is somehow up, and he steams towards The Rock (Starlight) with his arm outstretched! But Rock (Starlight) literally dives out of the way, AND STEINER (MIKEALL) NEARLY TAKES HEBNER (MR SNUGGLY)’S HEAD OFF WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!

Steiner (MikeAll) doesn’t care though, and he’s looking underneath the ring for something…Rock (Starlight) is back however, and he saunters over towards the champion and grabs him by the neck. He goes to pull Steiner (MikeAll) up but he doesn’t see the steel cha – CLANG! WHAT A SHOT, THAT COULD’VE KNOCKED THE CHALLENGER OUT COLD!

Steiner (MikeAll) groggily throws Rock (Starlight) back into the ring, and crawls across him for a cover! 1…2…3!


But there’s no referee! Steiner (MikeAll) could’ve got a 10-count after the damage he’s just done with that chair, but fortunately just before he’d unintentionally hit the referee with a huge clothesline! Steiner (MikeAll) looks livid, and as the challenger begins to regain his senses Steiner (MikeAll) viciously goes to work with constant punches, kicks and chops sending Rock (Starlight) back to the canvas.

Steiner (MikeAll)…well, he’s climbing the turnbuckle, we don’t usually see him up there! Steiner (MikeAll) slowly steadies himself, and then leaps! WHAM! ELBOW DROP – BUT THERE’S NOBODY HOME AS ROCK (STARLIGHT) CRAWLS AWAY!

Now the challenger is climbing the same turnbuckle, and just like Steiner (MikeAll) he steadies himself at the top. He gestures towards his elbow, he’s going for an Elbow Drop as well! He jumps, and…

Steiner (MikeAll) scrambles away too, and Rock (Starlight)’s elbow is also sent smashing into the mat!
Both men are down now, and both are clutching their elbows in pain!

Wait, who the hell’s that coming down the ramp? KEVIN NASH (ALLARDINI)! Two months ago, Kevin Nash (allardini) lost the Undisputed SRW Championship in a triple threat to the man who was supposed to be on his side, Scott Steiner (MikeAll), and since that day he’s never got his revenge…maybe he feels tonight is his night!

He enters the ring, and picks up Steiner (MikeAll). It seems to take a few seconds, but Steiner (MikeAll)’s eyes suddenly flare up in realisation of who it is, and that the referee is still down! Nash (allardini) looks into the champion’s eyes for a moment, before knocking him down with a big clothesline!

Steiner (MikeAll) seems to suddenly remember that he is the champion, leaps to his feet and begins to fight back with rights and lefts to the face! He whips Nash (allardini) into the ropes but it’s reversed, and he runs straight into a massive boot to the face from Nash (allardini)! Nash (allardini) puts the champion between his legs, lifts him onto his shoulders, AND BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH HIS TRADEMARK NASHKNIFE POWERBOMB – WHAM!! THE IMPACT ECHOED ALL ROUND THE ARENA!

CLANG! ROCK (STARLIGHT) FROM NO WHERE SENDS NASH (ALLARDINI) SPRAWLING WITH A SPINE-TINGLING CHAIRSHOT! Rock (Starlight) then sees Steiner (MikeAll) lying lifeless in the centre of the ring, and then looks up at the audience. They cheer in response, and then Rock (Starlight) walks with a purpose and stands over the champion!

He kicks Steiner (MikeAll)’s arms in arrogantly, and then slowly pulls his elbow pad off to the biggest pop ever heard in SRW! He throws it to the fans, and then swings his arms around madly for a bit before setting off! He bounces off one set of ropes, then the other, builds it all up and nails the…PEOPLE’S ELBOW!! THE ELBOW STRAIGHT TO THE HEART OF THE CHAMPION, AND HEBNER (SNUGGLY) IS BACK IN THE RING TO MAKE THE COUNT!

1…

2…


KICK-OUT! AWESOME RESILIENCY FROM STEINER (MIKEALL), SHOWING WHY HE IS THE CHAMPION!

Rock (Starlight) is so angry at the rather slow count from the groggy Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly), that he knocks him out again with a right-hand to the face, and then stalks Scott Steiner (MikeAll) as he slowly makes his way back up! The crowds are on their feet, and ready!


WHAM!!! THAT’S JETSTER WITH A HUGE SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF THE ROCK (STARLIGHT)!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!?

He’s in The Rock (Starlight)’s face, and screaming at him! “THE KING OF THE RING WAS MINE, I WAS GONNA BECOME THE FIRST EVER CAW KING OF THE RING! I SHOULD BE IN THIS MATCH!”

Jetster’s angry because Rock (Starlight) beat him in the last KOTR Final to earn his shot at Steiner (MikeAll), so when you think about it the main event here could have been, and in their minds should’ve been, Jetster vs Kevin Nash (allardini)! But that’s not the way it turned out, and Jetster wants to punish Rock (Starlight) for it as he leaps to the top rope, and looks for the MONEY MAKER – WHAM! JETSTER CRASHES INTO ROCK (STARLIGHT)!

Jetster rolls out of the ring holding his stomach, but the damage has been done! Steiner (MikeAll) pulls himself towards the lifeless challenger, and hooks the leg, but the referee is still down!

But look, sprinting down the ramp comes Teddy Long (Tony), and he slides into the ring with such precision that he’s in the perfect position for a count!

ONE…

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KICK-OUT!

Jetster can’t believe it, and he pulls Teddy Long (Tony) to the outside and knocks him down with a Spinning Heel Kick too! He then heads back into the ring to deliver more punishment to The Rock (Starlight), and he whips him into the ropes – but it’s reversed and Jetster is thrown, he bounces off the ropes STRAIGHT INTO AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!

Now Rock (Starlight) stalks Jetster, the fans can’t wait to see this! But now Steiner (MikeAll)’s back, and the champion scores with a low blow! While Rock (Starlight) holds his groin in pain, Steiner (MikeAll) uses amazing strength to lift the challenger so he’s sitting on his shoulders, and so that they’re both facing the same way!

STEINER (MIKEALL) BRINGS ROCK (STARLIGHT) DOWN FACE-FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS – AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!

Jetster, along with Kevin Nash (allardini) has escaped through the crowd finally leaving the two competitors in the ring by themselves, but with two referees down on the outside! All carnage has been unleashed in this match so far, and we still don’t have a winner, but it could be anyone at this moment in time.

Both men are finally up and are back to exchanging right-hands, but Steiner (MikeAll) obtains the advantage with a kick to the gut, and then puts the challenger between his legs, and lifts him so he’s upside down! No way! PILEDRIVER! STEINER (MIKEALL) DRIVES THE ROCK (STARLIGHT)’S HEAD INTO THE MAT, THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL!

Instead of making a cover (which would be pretty pointless considering there’s nobody to make the count), Steiner (MikeAll) decides to continue the punishment, dropping an elbow into the sternum of The Rock. He stops, and thinks for a moment, and then pulls Rock (Starlight) into the centre of the ring. He kicks Rock (Starlight)’s arms, pulls off his elbow pad and throws it to the outside, and to a tremendous volume of boos begins his own version of the People’s Elbow!

Off one set of ropes, off the other, and then the elbow comes smashing down… ONTO THE CANVAS! ROCK (STARLIGHT) GOT OUTTA THE WAY! AND NOW HE’S STALKING STEINER (MIKEALL) AS HE STAGGERS UP!

Rock Bottom!! – NO! – Steiner (MikeAll) counters with some elbows to the head and then catapults himself off the ropes STRAIGHT INTO A ROCK BOTTOM – BUT NO, IT’S REVERSED AGAIN AND ROCK (STARLIGHT) IS SENT FLYING INTO THE ROPES AND RUNS INTO A MASSIVE STEINER (MIKEALL) TRADEMARK BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX THAT THROWS ROCK OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE! MY GAWD, WHAT A MOVE!

Steiner (MikeAll) falls to his knees in exhaustion as the audience applaud this amazing Undisputed SRW Championship match…but they soon stop and return to booing as the rest of the X-Factor walk to the ring with a purpose! What the hell are they doing out here!? Credible (Rickoss) heads into the ring to help his buddy Steiner (MikeAll), while Albert (Jetster) walks up to the man who he’s been beating up for the past three weeks, The Rock (Starlight). Albert (Jetster) lifts his arms into the air, getting ready to deliver the Albert Bomb to the challenger! Rock (Starlight) twists around and runs straight into his massive arms, and…well, Albert (Jetster)’s dropped him and is just looking at Credible (Rickoss) in the ring and now he’s nodding…


KARATE KICK TO THE FACE OF STEINER (MIKEALL) FROM CREDIBLE (RICKOSS)! I THI – I THINK THEY’VE JUST TURNED ON THEIR LEADER!

Albert (Jetster) drops Rock (Starlight) and joins Credible (Rickoss) in the ring. He puts his hands around Steiner (MikeAll)’s throat, lifts him high into the air with amazing strength, and WHAM! ALBERT BOMB!

The X-Factor laugh at the fallen champion, and the crowd are going crazy! As Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) stirs, they realise the danger of disqualification and quickly leave ringside, and The Rock (Starlight) is crawling back into the ring! He falls across Steiner (MikeAll) into a cover, and Hebner (Snuggly) is there to make the count!

ONE…

HAVE THE X-FACTOR COST STEINER (MIKEALL) HIS TITLE!?

TWO…

WILL WE HAVE A NEW UNDISPUTED SRW CHAMPION!?



SHOULDER UP! I LITERALLY CAN’T BELIEVE IT, THIS IS AWESOME STUFF!

This doesn’t deter The Rock (Starlight) though, as he stands, poised, ready to finish the match off! Somehow Steiner (MikeAll) is getting up, this is amazing resiliency, but he doesn’t see Rock (Starlight) behind him! He turns, straight into the…

ROCK BOTTOM – WHAM! HUGE IMPACT, IT MUST BE OVER NOW AS THE ROCK (STARLIGHT) HOOKS THE LEG OF SCOTT STEINER (MIKEALL), AND THE CROWD CHANT IN UNISON WITH THE COUNT!

ONE!

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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! IT’S ALL OVER! NEW CHAMPION!

THE ROCK (STARLIGHT) STANDS GROGGILY IN THE RING AFTER THIS BRUTAL MATCH-UP, BUT HE IS STANDING OVER THE FORMER SRW CHAMPION, THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND NOW A DOUBLE CHAMPION!

The King Of The Ring Champion, and now Undisputed Special Reserve Wrestling Champion as well, stands on the top rope and holds his belt aloft to an amazing reception from the audience, and Steiner (MikeAll) gets a standing ovation also as he sits against the ropes, recovering from that awesome bout. Rock (Starlight) now celebrates on the opposite turnbuckle, and this is a great scene to end what’s been a fantastically entertaining fortnight of SRW action here at Do or Die. We’ve seen title retains, feuds being won, feuds being begun, new champions and some fantastic matches, and congratulations must go to RM18 for organising the event.

To get all the reaction from this PPV then make sure you check out SRW Eclipse on Monday!

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The winner of this match, and new Undisputed Special Reserve Wrestling Champion, The Rock (Starlight).

Thanks for reading, Ant.

Good evening and welcome to this SRW Cruiserweight Title No.1 Contenders Match: tonight we will see a showdown between 3 Cruiserweights - Billy Kidman, Scotty 2 Hotty and Christian, who will all fight it out for the No.1 Contendership for the Cruiserweight Championship, currently held by The Hurricane (RM18). Enjoy!

*Billy Kidman's music hits* - and out comes Kidman to a medium sort of ovation from this capacity crowd here in the SRW Arena. Kidman runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, all in the space of a couple of seconds. Is it a new quick entrance record time? I think so. :-) He looks pumped up and ready for this match today, and is eagerly awaiting the arrival of his two opponents.

"TURN IT UP - Bangin' It! Bangin' It! Bangin' It! Bangin' It!" - and here comes the second superstar in this match - Scotty 2 Hotty! He dances his way out onto the stage to a much bigger pop from the crowd than Kidman got. He turns around and moonwalks half of the way down the ramp, which pleases the crowd even more. Scotty slides into the ring, where he stands eye to eye with Kidman. He ignores Kidman though, and dances his way towards the nearest corner, before standing on the second rope to even larger than before cheers from the fans.

"CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! AT LAST, YOU'RE ON YOUR OOOOOWN!!!" - out comes Christian to a much different reaction than the one that was given to Scotty 2 Hotty. He is booed all the way down the ramp, with his flashy sheet of sparks descending from the rafters to the stage behind him. He, instead of just sliding into the ring like the other competitors, climbs up the stairs before carefully climbing into the ring...

...and that's when Billy Kidman decides to pounce. He jumps onto Christian, knocking Christian back onto the ropes. Scotty is unsure of what to do at the moment, so he leaves Christian and Kidman to it. Kidman has begun to punch in on Christian, delivering right hands after left hands after right hands to Christians face. Scotty has now decided to join in, and is wandering over cautiously towards Kidman and Christian, who is now lying in a heap in the corner. Kidman turns around, and he thinks Scotty is going for him. He leaps out of the corner and delivers a hard Clothesline to Scotty, who hits his back hard off the canvas. He turns around and starts punching Christian again, but Christian manages to swing his leg upwards into the lower regions of Billy Kidman. Ooh!

Kidman falls to his knees, as a shaky Christian gets to his feet. Scotty is also making his way to his feet, so Christian runs at him, and knees him right in the face. Ouch!!! Scotty goes flying back, clutching the left side of his face, as Christian turns back to Kidman. He picks up Kidman by the hair, and throws him onto the opposite ropes. Kidman returns at him, and Christian delivers a BIG BACK BODY DROP! Ooh, Kidman got quite a lot of height from that one. Christian heads twoards Scotty now, but Scotty manages to take Christian down with a strong kick to the back of the legs.

Scotty leaps to his feet, and begins to stamp on Christian. He kicks Christian in the chest a few more times, before picking him up by his hair. Christian tries to counter out, but Scotty kicks him in the ribs, hard. He throws Christian into the corner on the far side of the ring, and Christian comes out fast, next to the ropes. Scotty sees his chances! HE KNOCKS DOWN KIDMAN WITH A SUPERKICK, AND NOW, HE'S LOOKING TO HIT THE WORM ON CHRISTIAN!!! He dances on the spot for a second.

"W - O - R - M!" BUT WAIT A MINUTE! EVERYTHING HAS GONE DARK! WHAM! CRACK! SMASH! 3 loud bangs were just heard in the middle of the arena! Look on the TitanTron! It's that symbol again!
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The arena has gone silent, but a light it beginning to shine at the top of the entranceway. There is a figure with a mask on standing at the top of the ramp, with a microphone in his hand. He assumes a strange pose, and slowly raises the microphone to his mouth. "I have struck again, but later on you shall find out who I really am, why I have struck once again, and why I'm going to become the most dominant figure in this company!"

The lights have just gone back on, and all 3 men are lying flat out cold on the canvas. Christian, Billy Kidman and Scotty are all out cold, BUT CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX) HAS HIS HAND COVERING SCOTTY 2 HOTTY!!! The ref takes a second or two to notice this... 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! Without knowing it, Scotty 2 Hotty has just been pinned, and without knowing it, Christian has just won this match. Billy Kidman knows nothing either, as he lies face down on the mat.

What a strange event - and I can't wait to see what this masked character has in store for SRW when he makes his announcement later on.

Thanks for reading,
I hope you are geniunely stumped (;-)),
~AJ~

Hello, and welcome to SRW: DO OR DIE! Today we'll have some Cruiserweight action as Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) will face the Champion The Hurricane (RM18) for the Cruiserweight Title. This isn't just a simple pin fall match though, as the title will be suspended 20 feet above the ring, and the only way to get to it is by taking one of the three ladders at ringside and climbing to the top. That's right, we've got a Ladder Match, and it's going to be hell! Enjoy!

*Rey Mysterio's music hits* BOOM! Rey jumps up from under the ramp, to a massive ovation from the fans here at SRW today! He runs down the ramp, and slides into the ring. Rey then jumps up onto the top rope and gives the thumbs up to the crowd before backflipping off again! The crowd cheer even more after this stunt, which was the same one that seemed to get him hyped up for last week's match against Billy Kidman. Rey is now waiting patiently for the arrival of his opponent today, The Hurricane, but he can't help but look around at the cheering crowd a few more times.

*Hurricane's music hits* and here comes The Hurricane! He 'flies' out onto the stage to a mixed reaction from the capacity crowd here tonight. He's wearing his belt over his shoulder and looks ready for the match. Hurricane makes his way down the ramp, keeping his eyes firmly on Rey. He walks around the ring once, checking each one of the ladders, but keeping his eyes on Rey Mysterio constantly, as he probably expects Mysterio to make some sort of move towards him. Hurricane sets his title down on the table at ringside next to the ring bell, and slowly climbs into the ring. His music fades out, and we are ready to begin..... DING DING DING!

Hurricane and Rey jump around the ring for a bit, before locking up. Hurricane immediately puts Rey in a headlock, and hits him with a few sharp jabs on the face. He then runs while holding Rey's neck, and attempts a bulldog - Rey squirms out of the headlock though, and Hurricane lands on his backside. Rey sprints off the ropes, and dropkicks Hurricane on the face before he can even realise what's happening. Rey runs off the ropes again, and forward flips onto The Hurricane's body. Rey goes for the cover, but then realises that this is a Ladder Match. Silly mistake by Rey there.

Rey picks Hurricane up by the neck. He attempts to throw him into the corner, but Hurricane reverses it and Rey's back hits the pads. Hurricane runs at him, but Rey flips out of the corner and lands behind The Hurricane, in a perfect position for a DROPKICK! Hurricane's face smashes off the top turnbuckle post and he falls backwards into a Rey clothesline on the back of the neck! Rey picks up Hurricane yet again, but Hurricane counters with a punch into the ribs before lobbing Rey out of the ring. He then runs off the ropes, and flies over the top rope onto Rey, BUT MISSES! Rey ducks under, slides back into the ring, and looks to be preparing his own high-flying manouvre. As Hurricane is getting to his feet, Rey catapults himself over the top rope in a Plancha onto Hurricane!

Both men seem to have hurt themselves, but unsurprisingly, Hurricane is the one that looks to be in the most pain. Rey is getting himself back up again using the crowd barriers as a support. He advances towards the Ladder, and has just thrown it into the ring, just as Hurricane gets to his feet, clutching his back. Hurricane also gets into the ring, and Rey pounces on him. Rey begins punching on Hurricane, before throwing him off the ropes. Hurricane ducks under what was meant to be a Clothesline, before jumping on Rey as he returns. Hurricane helps Rey to his feet, pushes him hard onto the ropes so he returns quickly and PLANTS HIM WITH A HARD SUPERKICK! Hurricane picks up Rey by the head, AND TOSSES HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE LADDER!!! Ouch!

Hurricane picks up Rey by the head. He sets Rey up for a Suplex, but Rey counters out, and jumps out of the way as Hurricane attempts another Superkick. Rey runs around the ring, off the far away rope and dives at Hurricane in a Crossbody! Hurricane shows his Hurri-strength though, and catches him, and TURNS IT INTO A FALLAWAY SLAM! Hurricane runs off the ropes, and delivers a KNEE DROP INTO REY'S RIBS! Ooh! That must've hurt right there! Hurricane picks Rey up again, and signals to the crowd that he's going to finish him fairly early on in the match. Hurricane gets Rey up on his shoulders, and plants Rey with a hard Scoop Slam! The Hurricane now decides to set up the Ladder, and does so, all while Rey is lying on the ground clutching his back.

Hurricane tries to pick up Rey, but Rey crawls under his legs quickly, and kicks Hurricane in the ribs with a hard and low Roundhouse kick, before throwing him into the Ladder, knocking it to the ground! Rey heads up to the top rope while Hurricane squirms in pain on the ground. Hurricane is slowly getting to his feet, using the ropes as a support, as Rey looks ready to pounce. Hurricane gets to his feet, AND REY JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE DELIVERING A DRAGON-RANA TO HURRICANE! This automatically puts him in a cover, which Rey doesn't need at the moment. He gets up quickly though, and sets up the Ladder once again, in the position he feels is right. Hurricane is remaining down, so Rey decides to try and climb it as well. He begins to ascend, but sees Hurricane getting to his feet, so Rey jumps off, AND PLANTS HURRICANE WITH A HURRICANRANA! Top stuff there from Rey Mysterio!

Rey picks Hurricane up again, but Hurricane counters with a sharp punch into the gut. Hurricane gets to his feet, and pushes Rey backwards onto the ropes. He whips Rey off the ropes and gives him a BACK BODY DROP! Rey's back hit the canvas hard after that one! Hurricane celebrates in the ring to a chorus of boos, before picking up Rey. He lifts Rey above his head, drops him on his knee! WHAT A GUTBUSTER THERE! Rey flips over clutching his ribs. The Hurricane doesn't go for the cover though. He picks up Rey again. He throws Rey into the corner and delivers 3 hard chops to Rey's ribs. Hurricane then throws Rey hard into the other corner! BANG! Rey's back hits the other corner and he bounces out, into a Corssbody from Hurricane! Cover by Hurricane. 1, 2, and a kick out by Rey Mysterio!

Hurricane is looking ready to finish off Rey now so that he can eventually climb the Ladder, and he picks Rey up off the canvas. He scoops Rey up above his head and plants Rey with a Scoop Slam. Hurricane is now heading for the Ladder. He puts his cape on his back before he ascends to the top of the Ladder. Rey is slowly getting to his feet, AS HURRICANE LEAPS OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER! He flies through the air, AND CRASHES DOWN ON REY! Rey rolls out of it though somehow and is right back on his feet.

Hurricane seems to have hurt himself in that huge leap off the top rope! Rey is heading north to capitalise - he climbs onto the top of the Ladder now, and gets ready to jump. HE JUMPS ONTO THE ROPES, SPINNING AROUND BEFORE MOONSAULTING ONTO HURRICANE!!! BRILLIANT! This one looks to be over right here! Hurricane has been flattened by Rey! Rey springs to his feet, and he looks ready to pounce on Hurricane. Hurricane is using the ropes for leveridge, trying to get up quickly, but he is still in a very groggy state after that huge move that was landed on him by Rey, and Rey has noticed this. REY RUNS AT HURRICANE, SWINGS AROUND ON THE ROPES, AND MISSES WITH THE 6 : 1 : 9! Hurricane ducked under it, and this leaves Rey vulnerable. Hurricane grabs his neck, AND PLANTS REY WITH THE EYE OF THE HURRICANE!!!

Hurricane is struggling to get to his feet, but this is a great chance for him to capitalise, or even just go for the win. He decides to climb the Ladder and go for the victory. He slowly begins ot advance up the Ladder. Rey is getting back to his feet - he hasn't gone through as much physical punishment as Hurricane has in this match. He is back on his feet as Hurricane is half way up the Ladder. Rey Mysterio pushes the Ladder to the right, AND IT TOPPLES ONTO THE ROPES, WITH HURRICANE SNAPPING HIS NECK OFF THE ROPES! The Ladder falls out of the ring as Hurricane rolls about on the ground clutching his neck!

Rey heads outside to get the Ladder. He folds it up, slides it back into the ring before he also gets back into the ring. Hurricane is still lying on the canvas pretty much dead at the moment. Rey sets up the Ladder in the middle of the ring, just as Hurricane shows his first signs of life. Rey advances up the Ladder, as Hurricane gets back to his feet. Hurricane heads to the top rope as Rey is still climbing the Ladder. Rey is almost at the top, WHEN HURRICANE DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPES, TAKING DOWN BOTH THE LADDER AND REY MYSTERIO!!! What a great idea from The Hurricane, and it worked!

Hurricane is desperately trying to get the Ladder up quickly while Rey is still down. He sets it up, and begins his climb to the top. The crowd are getting to their feet - Rey Mysterio however isn't. He remains flat on his back on the ground, while Hurricane reaches the top of the Ladder. He grabs the belt, and untangles it from the wire it has been suspended on for the past 20 minutes and jumps back down to the mat, with the belt in his hands! Hurricane has got the Cruiserweight Title! He quickly escapes up the ramp as Rey is getting back to his feet...

The Hurricane (RM18) has defeated Rey Mysterio (Cong Man), who had been on an unbeaten run for quite a few weeks ever since he'd joined SRW, but finally he has been defeated, and the man that has imposed a victory on him is none other than the Cruiserweight Champion, The Hurricane!

WINNER: THE HURRICANE (RM18)
LOSER: REY MYSTERIO (CONG MAN)

Thanks for reading,
~AJ~

Hello, and welcome to SRW: DO OR DIE! Today we'll have some Cruiserweight action as Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) will face the Champion The Hurricane (RM18) for the Cruiserweight Title. This isn't just a simple pin fall match though, as the title will be suspended 20 feet above the ring, and the only way to get to it is by taking one of the three ladders at ringside and climbing to the top. That's right, we've got a Ladder Match, and it's going to be hell! Enjoy!

*Rey Mysterio's music hits* BOOM! Rey jumps up from under the ramp, to a massive ovation from the fans here at SRW today! He runs down the ramp, and slides into the ring. Rey then jumps up onto the top rope and gives the thumbs up to the crowd before backflipping off again! The crowd cheer even more after this stunt, which was the same one that seemed to get him hyped up for last week's match against Billy Kidman. Rey is now waiting patiently for the arrival of his opponent today, The Hurricane, but he can't help but look around at the cheering crowd a few more times.

*Hurricane's music hits* and here comes The Hurricane! He 'flies' out onto the stage to a mixed reaction from the capacity crowd here tonight. He's wearing his belt over his shoulder and looks ready for the match. Hurricane makes his way down the ramp, keeping his eyes firmly on Rey. He walks around the ring once, checking each one of the ladders, but keeping his eyes on Rey Mysterio constantly, as he probably expects Mysterio to make some sort of move towards him. Hurricane sets his title down on the table at ringside next to the ring bell, and slowly climbs into the ring. His music fades out, and we are ready to begin... DING DING DING!

Hurricane and Rey jump around the ring for a bit, before locking up. Hurricane immediately puts Rey in a headlock, and hits him with a few sharp jabs on the face. He then runs while holding Rey's neck, and attempts a bulldog - Rey squirms out of the headlock though, and Hurricane lands on his backside. Rey sprints off the ropes, and dropkicks Hurricane on the face before he can even realise what's happening. Rey runs off the ropes again, and forward flips onto The Hurricane's body. Rey goes for the cover, but then realises that this is a Ladder Match. Silly mistake by Rey there.

Rey picks Hurricane up by the neck. He attempts to throw him into the corner, but Hurricane reverses it and Rey's back hits the pads. Hurricane runs at him, but Rey flips out of the corner and lands behind The Hurricane, in a perfect position for a DROPKICK! Hurricane's face smashes off the top turnbuckle post and he falls backwards into a Rey clothesline on the back of the neck! Rey picks up Hurricane yet again, but Hurricane counters with a punch into the ribs before lobbing Rey out of the ring. He then runs off the ropes, and flies over the top rope onto Rey, BUT MISSES! Rey ducks under, slides back into the ring, and looks to be preparing his own high-flying manouvre. As Hurricane is getting to his feet, Rey catapults himself over the top rope in a Plancha onto Hurricane!

Both men seem to have hurt themselves, but unsurprisingly, Hurricane is the one that looks to be in the most pain. Rey is getting himself back up again using the crowd barriers as a support. He advances towards the Ladder, and has just thrown it into the ring, just as Hurricane gets to his feet, clutching his back. Hurricane also gets into the ring, and Rey pounces on him. Rey begins punching on Hurricane, before throwing him off the ropes. Hurricane ducks under what was meant to be a Clothesline, before jumping on Rey as he returns. Hurricane helps Rey to his feet, pushes him hard onto the ropes so he returns quickly and PLANTS HIM WITH A HARD SUPERKICK! Hurricane picks up Rey by the head, AND TOSSES HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE LADDER!!! Ouch!

Hurricane picks up Rey by the head. He sets Rey up for a Suplex, but Rey counters out, and jumps out of the way as Hurricane attempts another Superkick. Rey runs around the ring, off the far away rope and dives at Hurricane in a Crossbody! Hurricane shows his Hurri-strength though, and catches him, and TURNS IT INTO A FALLAWAY SLAM! Hurricane runs off the ropes, and delivers a KNEE DROP INTO REY'S RIBS! Ooh! That must've hurt right there! Hurricane picks Rey up again, and signals to the crowd that he's going to finish him fairly early on in the match. Hurricane gets Rey up on his shoulders, and plants Rey with a hard Scoop Slam! The Hurricane now decides to set up the Ladder, and does so, all while Rey is lying on the ground clutching his back.

Hurricane tries to pick up Rey, but Rey crawls under his legs quickly, and kicks Hurricane in the ribs with a hard and low Roundhouse kick, before throwing him into the Ladder, knocking it to the ground! Rey heads up to the top rope while Hurricane squirms in pain on the ground. Hurricane is slowly getting to his feet, using the ropes as a support, as Rey looks ready to pounce. Hurricane gets to his feet, AND REY JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE DELIVERING A DRAGON-RANA TO HURRICANE! This automatically puts him in a cover, which Rey doesn't need at the moment. He gets up quickly though, and sets up the Ladder once again, in the position he feels is right. Hurricane is remaining down, so Rey decides to try and climb it as well. He begins to ascend, but sees Hurricane getting to his feet, so Rey jumps off, AND PLANTS HURRICANE WITH A HURRICANRANA! Top stuff there from Rey Mysterio!

Rey picks Hurricane up again, but Hurricane counters with a sharp punch into the gut. Hurricane gets to his feet, and pushes Rey backwards onto the ropes. He whips Rey off the ropes and gives him a BACK BODY DROP! Rey's back hit the canvas hard after that one! Hurricane celebrates in the ring to a chorus of boos, before picking up Rey. He lifts Rey above his head, drops him on his knee! WHAT A GUTBUSTER THERE! Rey flips over clutching his ribs. The Hurricane doesn't go for the cover though. He picks up Rey again. He throws Rey into the corner and delivers 3 hard chops to Rey's ribs. Hurricane then throws Rey hard into the other corner! BANG! Rey's back hits the other corner and he bounces out, into a Corssbody from Hurricane! Cover by Hurricane. 1, 2, and a kick out by Rey Mysterio!

Hurricane is looking ready to finish off Rey now so that he can eventually climb the Ladder, and he picks Rey up off the canvas. He scoops Rey up above his head and plants Rey with a Scoop Slam. Hurricane is now heading for the Ladder. He puts his cape on his back before he ascends to the top of the Ladder. Rey is slowly getting to his feet, AS HURRICANE LEAPS OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER! He flies through the air, AND CRASHES DOWN ON REY! Rey rolls out of it though somehow and is right back on his feet.

Hurricane seems to have hurt himself in that huge leap off the top rope! Rey is heading north to capitalise - he climbs onto the top of the Ladder now, and gets ready to jump. HE JUMPS ONTO THE ROPES, SPINNING AROUND BEFORE MOONSAULTING ONTO HURRICANE!!! BRILLIANT! This one looks to be over right here! Hurricane has been flattened by Rey! Rey springs to his feet, and he looks ready to pounce on Hurricane. Hurricane is using the ropes for leveridge, trying to get up quickly, but he is still in a very groggy state after that huge move that was landed on him by Rey, and Rey has noticed this. REY RUNS AT HURRICANE, SWINGS AROUND ON THE ROPES, AND MISSES WITH THE 6 : 1 : 9! Hurricane ducked under it, and this leaves Rey vulnerable. Hurricane grabs his neck, AND PLANTS REY WITH THE EYE OF THE HURRICANE!!!

Hurricane is struggling to get to his feet, but this is a great chance for him to capitalise, or even just go for the win. He decides to climb the Ladder and go for the victory. He slowly begins ot advance up the Ladder. Rey is getting back to his feet - he hasn't gone through as much physical punishment as Hurricane has in this match. He is back on his feet as Hurricane is half way up the Ladder. Rey Mysterio pushes the Ladder to the right, AND IT TOPPLES ONTO THE ROPES, WITH HURRICANE SNAPPING HIS NECK OFF THE ROPES! The Ladder falls out of the ring as Hurricane rolls about on the ground clutching his neck!

Rey heads outside to get the Ladder. He folds it up, slides it back into the ring before he also gets back into the ring. Hurricane is still lying on the canvas pretty much dead at the moment. Rey sets up the Ladder in the middle of the ring, just as Hurricane shows his first signs of life. Rey advances up the Ladder, as Hurricane gets back to his feet. Hurricane heads to the top rope as Rey is still climbing the Ladder. Rey is almost at the top, WHEN HURRICANE DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPES, TAKING DOWN BOTH THE LADDER AND REY MYSTERIO!!! What a great idea from The Hurricane, and it worked!

Hurricane is desperately trying to get the Ladder up quickly while Rey is still down. He sets it up, and begins his climb to the top. The crowd are getting to their feet - Rey Mysterio however isn't. He remains flat on his back on the ground, while Hurricane reaches the top of the Ladder. He grabs the belt, and untangles it from the wire it has been suspended on for the past 20 minutes and jumps back down to the mat, with the belt in his hands! Hurricane has got the Cruiserweight Title! He quickly escapes up the ramp as Rey is getting back to his feet...

The Hurricane (RM18) has defeated Rey Mysterio (Cong Man), who had been on an unbeaten run for quite a few weeks ever since he'd joined SRW, but finally he has been defeated, and the man that has imposed a victory on him is none other than the Cruiserweight Champion, The Hurricane!

WINNER: THE HURRICANE (RM18)
LOSER: REY MYSTERIO (CONG MAN)

Thanks for reading,
~AJ~

We have LightCAW action ahead of us. The Rat (Allardini) will defend his title against RawisAndy (Starlight) in a 2 out of 3 falls encounter. All 3 falls are straight up wrestling. It will be interesting to see what happens. We have a backstage segment. We peek into The Rat’s dressing room…

“DW, I have to admit, great match. You alright to accompany me to the ring for my match?”

“Absolutely! After you defend your title and I win the big one, we will prove ourselves unbeatable! Plus, I owe you one. Your timely intervention helped me beat The Jackal (RM18).”

“Good! Just keep Ice Blaster from interfering and I’ll win easily!”

RIA is getting warmed up in his dressing room…

“Hey! Ice Blaster! Get out of damn fridge! We’ve had this conversation before.”

“I’ve run out of ice for my drink! I’ll fill up your ice tray if you want.”

“That’s okay. I have one question for you though. Why the hell have you got my beer? PUT IT BACK!”

“Okay, okay. Chill out!”

That was classic tag team action there. We are about ready for the match.

CKY plays and out comes RIA (Starlight) accompanied by Ice Blaster. Ice Blaster must have sneaked out one of RIA beers as he walks down the ramp drinking one. Ice Blaster finishes off the beer and throws it into the crowd, smacking some kid in the head.

The Rat’s music hits and out comes The Rat (Allardini) accompanied by tag partner DW. DW is looking a little sore but is absolutely delighted with himself. To think, he was actually kicked out of SRW at one point.

The Rat hands over the LightCAW title and this match is underway. It’s a cagey opening by both of them here. Both are fully aware that either one can systematically destroy the other. The Rat raises his arm and RIA obliges and they lock hands. RIA is stronger and locks the arm behind The Rat’s back. The Rat rolls around to try and release the pressure but it doesn’t work. He goes to the ropes, RIA rolls up The Rat! The Rat reverses and RIA reverses that! They end up staring at each other! The crowd applaud in approval.

They start again, RIA (Starlight) puts the arm lock in again, this time The Rat (Allardini) reverses, snapmare from RIA showing good power and puts in a headlock. The Rat fights out, bounces off the ropes, drop toe hold by RIA and follows with a standing flip splash. The Rat rolls out holding his back and Ice Blaster is lurking nearby. The ref forces Ice Blaster back and The Rat rolls into the ring only to get stomped on the head by RIA.

RIA picks up The Rat and does a Snow Plow like slam on the head of The Rat. The Rat clutches his neck. RIA leaps up the turnbuckle and leaps off again for a 450 splash! OH! He missed! The Rat was pulled to safety by DW! The ref is having words with DW, who holds his hands up and denies doing anything. Ice Blaster sneaks round, SPEAR! DW is down!

The Rat (Allardini) runs at a recovering RIA, headscissors takedown! RIA (Starlight) immediately on his feet, The Rat dropkicks the knee! RIA jumped out of the way and The Rat flies through and dropkicks Ice Blaster! DW is having a chuckle to himself.

The Rat is standing on the apron, RIA from the top turnbuckle… OOOH! Flying Bulldog off the top to the outside! The ref immediately climbs down to stop any interference. RIA climbs the table, drives a knee into the gut of The Rat! RIA throws the Rat into the ring, he climbs the turnbuckle, flying fist to the face! RIA goes for the cover… 1… 2…

KICK OUT! Close!

RIA (Starlight) signals for Ice Blaster to do something. DW is concentrating on motivating The Rat (Allardini). RIA picks up The Rat, runs up the turnbuckle, Tornado DDT! NO! The Rat throws RIA onto the mat! The Rat jumps up the turnbuckle… THE SWANTON LEG DROP! Ice Blaster slides a chair into the ring. The Rat goes for the cover… 1… 2…

KICK OUT! RIA KICKED OUT!

The Rat is annoyed. Ice Blaster jumps onto the apron, distracting the ref. RIA is moving and grabs the chair. The Rat turns round… THE RAT DUCKS THE CHAIR SHOT! Kick to the midsection! RIA drops the chair and The Rat picks it up. CRACK! Right over the head of RIA! THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!

“Winner of the first fall by disqualification, RawisAndy!”

The Rat (Allardini) is fuming! Ice Blaster had climbed off the apron and the ref saw the chair shot!

1-0 RIA (Starlight)

The Rat covers the fallen RIA. The ref refuses to count. Both men have to be standing to start the second fall. The Rat is livid! Nothing seems to be going his way. We have to wait for RIA to get on his feet.

RIA slowly gets to his feet and the bell rings for the second fall. The Rat wastes no time and goes for a small package! 1… 2…

KICK OUT! It’s just not happening for The Rat!

The Rat (Allardini) locks in The Rathouse! It could be a level score! RIA (Starlight) is crawling around, trying to get to the ropes! He’s struggling. I think he might tap…

RIA GRABS THE ROPES! THE RAT CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!

The Rat is going crazy! He’s stomping away on RIA relentlessly! The Rat grabs the chair! The title could be changing hands! He raises the chair… THE REF TAKES IT AWAY! The ref is having words with The Rat! DW comes in… DEAD DDT ON RIA! Ice Blaster grabs DW! They start brawling! Ice Blaster and DW are brawling through the crowd! The Rat covers RIA… 1… 2…

KICK OUT! HOW IS RIA DOING THIS?

The ref wonders over to check on RIA (Starlight). RIA gets to his feet, Clothesline by The Rat (Allardini)! NO! The ref got all of it because RIA ducked! RIA spins The Rat around, JIMJAMJAHA! REVERSED! DDT by The Rat! The Rat leaps up the turnbuckle… SWANTON LEG DROP! MISSED! RIA rolled out of the way! Both are down!

The Rat is moving first. He grabs the chair! He raises the chair… WHAM! THE RAT GETS LAID OUT FROM BEHIND! IT’S THE JACKAL (RM18)! WHY? The Jackal walks up the ramp as RIA crawls into the cover! The ref is moving… 1… 2…

3! RIA HAS WON!

RIA has won the Light CAW title. He walks up the ramp and stares face to face with the Jackal! They shake hands! Are they a team?

WINNER AND NEW LIGHTCAW CHAMPION: RAWISANDY (Starlight)

Welcome to SRW Do Or Die, the latest Pay Per View offering from everyone’s favourite federation, SRW! We’ve already witnessed a tremendous European Title match up that saw a new champion crowned in Eddie Guerrero, but our attentions now turn to this hotly anticipated match up, which has the potential to be an absolute war, given the even matched competitors and the history behind them, and their individual associations with this title. One thing’s for sure, this match isn’t going to be pretty, so it is definitely not for the faint hearted. This match is for the HardCAW Title between champion Scotty the Doggy (Figo) and Grandprix, and in recent weeks their feud has taken a turn for the worst – let’s take a look…

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SRW ECLIPSE 16/09/02

“Oh God no…Grandprix picks up KR, into the powerbomb position, what he calls the ‘Pit Stop’…

POWERBOMB THROUGH LONGY AND THE TABLE!! SENSATIONAL!!
Grandprix just powerbombed KR through Longy and the wooden table! He leans against both Longy and a fallen KR as referee Teddy Long makes the count…

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3!!!!! GRANDPRIX IS THE NO.1 CONTENDER FOR THE HARDCAW TITLE!!
It’s gonna be Scotty the Doggy (Figo), the HardCAW Champion, against Grandprix, the new No.1 Contender at SRW Do Or Die - don’t miss it!”

After becoming No.1 Contender, Grandprix then set out to destroy STD’s chances of retaining the LightCAW title he won in the inaugural Battle Cage Match by costing him the chance to become No.1 Contender at the next Eclipse…

SRW ECLIPSE 09/10/02

“WAIT A SECOND! HERE IS GRANDPRIX! GRANDPRIX PICKS UP THE DORMANT HARDCAW BELT AND TAKES OUT STD! Grandprix drops the belt outside the ring, pointing and gesturing, and escapes through the crowd! RawIsAndy reaches over and weakly hooks his leg, as Nick Patrick (Hybrid) revives enough to slowly count….

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3!!!!!!! STD (Figo) HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!”

One thing’s for sure, this bad blood will spoil over into this match up where there is more than just the title at stake…
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As we cut back to the shot of the ring it appears that Grandprix is already in the ringside arena, making some early preparations, without an entrance – a strange move, but it also reflects the focus and determination of him going into this match up. Grandprix steps round the barricade and reaches under the ring apron, pulling an assortment of weaponry, including a sturdy table, which he tilts up against a turnbuckle, a couple of garbage cans (and their lids) which he chucks into the ring, and a nasty looking barb wire 2x4, which he carries into the ring, with him, whacking it against the ropes in a display of rage that is unnerving the crowd somewhat, then throws it away as he rubs his hands together in anticipation of his rival…

“WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?” Here is the SRW HardCAW champion, Scotty the Doggy (Figo)! Rubbing his chin somewhat nervously as he descends the ramp to a great reception, he removes the belt from his waist and hands it to a nearby official, and to the delight of the crowd skips over the top rope to come face to face with his adversary, who the ref separates from getting straight into each other.

DING DING DING!

The match has begun! An interchange of punches at lightning speed, whipping the crowd into the frenzy! Grandprix swiftly gets the upper hand, Irish whip into the ropes and a clothesline, then another clothesline! Grandprix goes for another punch – misses, STD swings him round and hits a backdrop. Grandprix sits up in pain, only to be kneed by STD, who drags him up. Irish whip into the ropes, straight into a spinning wheel kick! He goes for the quick pin…

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Quick kick out from Grandprix, it’s going to take a helluva lot more. Grandprix manages to fend off STD quickly, then hits a modified spear to take down STD (Figo), trying to get him in some sort of submission but STD is too evasive. Grandprix grabs STD and whips him into the turnbuckle, the starts to chop the living daylights out of him, turning his chest red! Chop after chop! WHOOO! Grandprix turns and picks up the dormant nearby garbage can and throws it at STD, who catches it…SUPERKICK INTO THE CAN INTO STD’S FACE! Great manoeuvre by Grandprix, who makes the quick cover…

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Shoulder up! Grandprix leaves the dent garbage can and looks for the lid, which he straightens out and then smacks over STD’s head, bending it in the progress! He searches for another one, but before he can reach the other untouched garbage can STD recovers enough to grab his foot and pull him to the floor, where he picks him up by the boot and rams his knee into the canvas. Now STD (Figo) is trying to get him into the Crazy Stretch, his submission move, and he does! CRAZY STRETCH ON GRANDPRX! Could this match be over soon? Grandprix is screaming in pain, but manages to get one arm free and touch the ropes! The hold is over but one wonders what that has taken out of him. Let’s have a look a that…

“shows SRW action replay*

We’re back, and the match has spilled over to the outside! STD is unleashing some stiff left hands on Grandprix, and then he rams his back into the steel steps! The crowd wince as he stomps on Grandprix, then picks him up and whips him into the side railing, Grandprix letting out a wail of pain as he crashes against the side. STD looks mad as he pulls the ring announcer out of his seat and against the commentators table, grabbing that object of both their desires, the HardCAW belt. STD walks over to Grandprix and spits on him! OUCH! He clubs Grandprix against the face as he’s still backed against the wall, busting him open!

A small tricklet of blood runs down Grandprix’s face as STD ascends the apron and waves his arms, pumping up the crowd! He jumps….BUT GRANDPRIX MOVES OUT THE WAY! STD crashes into the barrier and falls into the crowd! Grandprix jumps over the railing straight into a leg drop. STD is dazed as Grandprix tosses him back into the ringside area. Grandprix, what are you doing? Grandprix starts ripping away the protective mats, leaving the cold hard concrete underneath! He drags over STD (Figo), and suplexes him onto the concrete! STD grabs his back in unbelievable pain, but Grandprix picks him up and suplexes him in the other direction! The commentators and nearby fans turn away in horror as STD’s body bounces off the concrete, there must be some permanent damage being done here in this brutal match up.

STD is taking unbelievable punishment, as has Grandprix picks up STD and goes for another suplex, but this time STD is able to push him away, which he does with such vehemence that Grandprix smacks his head on the turnbuckle. Left hand by STD, who pushes Grandprix’s head into the turnbuckle once again. They are getting close to that table, and the crowd realise the implications of what that could to in determining the outcome of this match. STD garbs Grandprix who tries to whip him into the table…BUT GRANDPRIX REVERSES AND STD CRASHES THROUGH IT!

The crowd jump and gasp as STD’s body crashes through the table! STD (Figo) has taken some serious body damage in this match, and internal injuries are not out the question. Grandprix taunts him and then the crowd, but seems intent on dishing out more punishment to an STD, who, to be frank, doesn’t even seem to know where he is! Dragging STD around the ringside area, Grandprix is now removing the protective cover and monitors from the table! He drags a dazed STD onto the Spanish announcer’s table; most of the crowd can’t bear to watch…

PILDEDRIVER THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! SOME OF THE NEARBY CROWD TURN AWAY IN HORROR, STD NEARLY BROKE HIS NECK!

This match has been ungodly! Grandprix sits up, blood still trickling down his face, as STD rolls around on the floor, carnage surrounding them as a broken table, the ring bell, the HardCAW belt and dent garbage cans surround them – surely the title isn’t worth this? STD (Figo) is still rolling as Grandprix slowly gets to his feet, blood dripping on the floor, and rolls STD into the ring, but rather than go in with him he is reaching under the ring to get something – and pulls out a small bag. Now where have I seen this before? What’s in the bag….thumbtacks!!

He’s pulled out thumbtacks – thousands and thousands of silver thumbtacks! The crowd go absolutely mental as Grandprix pours them around the ring, turning to a fallen STD who has had the living hell beaten out of him. STD is still dazed as Grandprix slowly bends his back and grabs STD by the back of the neck and tries to lift him. He puts him into the powerbomb position and lifts him high above his head… the crowd gasp in horrible anticipation …but STD is furiously trying to get out of it!

Crucial moment in this match up! The dawning of what would happen to STD (Figo) has alerted him, and Grandprix struggles to get him in position, STD starts punching the top of Grandprix’s head! Grandprix, still holding STD airborne, wobbles one side… the crowd gasp… then over the thumbtacks!…this is unreal …they hover over the thumbtacks….

SMACK! JESUS! GRANDPRIX JUST FELL FACE FIRST ONTO THE THUMBTACKS, AND STD WAS THROWN AGAINST THE ROPES AND ON TOP OF GRANDPRIX!

Both men are out! Grandprix has thumbtacks sticking into his already bloody face, and a battered STD is on top of him. STD summons the strength to slowly hook his leg as the referee makes a belated count with the crowd cheering as he calls…

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KICK OUT! KICK OUT!

Grandprix just managed to summon the strength to feebly kick out! STD (Figo) rolls off him, absolutely despairing – what a war we have witnessed here, but can they even go on? STD’s body has taken an absolute beating, and Grandprix is wearing the crimson mask, blood covering his face, not to mention thumbtacks sticking in his upper body! Absolute carnage!

Both men are barely moving in the ring, neither refusing to give up or give in, a tremendous testament to the endurance and resilience of these tremendous competitors. Grandprix is in the ring with an (un)dented garbage can and a dormant steel chair, whilst STD is somehow summoning the energy to get in the ring once more. STD and Grandprix are nearly face to face, one’s body beaten, and one covered in blood – Grandprix makes the first move, Irish whip into the ropes…GOING FOR THE FINISH LINE….

STD (Figo) DUCKS, SPINS HIM ROUND….DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!

Amazing moment – Grandprix went for his finishing move, but STD managed to out manoeuvre him and hit a DDT onto the chair! STD ids dragging that garbage can and putting it on top of Grandprix! He slowly ascends the top turnbuckle as the crowd go wild, he sets himself… CRAZY SAULT! CRAZY SAULT ONTO THE GARBAGE CAN AND GRANDPRIX!!

Surely this is it – the ref counts…

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3!!!!!! SCOTTY THE DOGGY (FIGO) HAS RETAINED THE HARDCAW TITLE!

Tremendous match, what these two men have given us is unholy! Grandprix is just flat out in the ring, and STD can barely move as medics come in to attend to both men – but STD is aware enough to see the referee hand him his belt, which he holds aloft to a tremendous ovation from the crowd!

Good afternoon and welcome to SRW - DO OR DIE, where we are going to see the stipulation choice from Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) concerning his match with Hurricane (RM18) later on in the night.

BANG! "R-E-Y Mysteriooo... yeah!" Rey Mysterio's music blares out across the arena as SRW's newest recruit springs his way down to ringside. He runs around to the opposite side of the arena from the entrance ramp to pick up a microphone from Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) before bouncing into the ring looking very hyped up and raring to go even although the match won't be staged until later on in the PPV.

"Yo, good people of SRW!" Mysterio calls out to fans, who greet this message with a flourish of cheers. Rey looks pretty pleased and looks set to do some more showboating, but he is interrupted by The Hurricane (RM18), whose music starts just as Rey is putting the microphone up to his mouth.

Hurricane has a microphone in his hand, and it looking to address Mysterio with it.

"Good citizen Rey! Would you mind if I urged you to hurry up with this stipulation choice, because I have some hurri-training to do before our big match later on!" He shouts to Rey.

"Hmm... if I must..." replies Rey. "What kind of match are you looking to los... compete in, Hurricane?"

"It's your choice, now make it quickly! I have some training methods ready for whichever match you choose, and I will make sure I have an advantage going into this match!"

Rey seems to think about this for a while. "Well then, Mr. Helms, I'm sure you won't mind if it's a Ladder Match we compete in later on tonight then?"

Hurricane looks slightly shocked, but quickly seems to get over it. "OK! I'll see you in the ring later, where I'll give you a hurri-whoopin'!" The Hurricane (RM18) flies off backstage to a large 'WHOOSH!' sound, no doubt to prepare for what should be a high-flying, electric and exciting match later on in the night.

Rey Mysterio continues to showboat in the ring as the cameras walk away from ringside. He looks confident for the match later on, and with a recent match-form like his, who couldn't feel confident?

Thanks for reading,
Hope you enjoy the match later,
~AJ~

Hello and welcome to SRW, next up we have the Hardcore number one contendorship no holds barred match between Tommy Dreamer (RM18), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Rhyno (Jetster) and Justin Credible (Rickoss)!
King: “So what exactly does No Holds Barred mean anyway”

JR: “It means you can use any type of hold, from a choke hold to an arm wrench”

King: “Can’t you do that anyway?”

JR: “Yes but only for five seconds”

King: “How long can you do them in a No Holds Barred match?

JR: “Errrrm............... five....seconds”

King: “Hmmmm, well what's so special about it then”

JR: “Well ummm, I suppose you can use weapons too”

King: “Ah so it’s a hardcore match then?”

JR: “Err.... gnnng...... now listen here you”

Hardcore Holly’s music hits to absolutely no reaction, I don’t think even the camera guy was focusing on him, one guy in the crowd may have noticed him as he turned to talk to his friend but that’s about it, max. Poor Holly.

King: “So what is it then?”

JR: “Shush”

ARGH!
The camera flicks to the a picture in the backstage section and it looks as though Rhyno Tommy Dreamer and Justin Credible have already begun this match in the back! (Typical ECW lust for you) Rhyno throws Dreamer head first through a set of doors and outside near the parking lot! Justin Credible quickly knocks Rhyno through them too and follows them out. The referee leaves the ring and runs to the backstage area, leaving Holly all alone. Poor Holly.

CRASH! OHHH! Rhyno’s head just got driven through a side window of a car! Courtesy of Justin Credible! Rhyho forehead is cut open and starts to bleed. Tommy Dreamer doesn’t let the show get to him though and attacks Credible from behind with a closeline knocking him into the car, he swings him round and begins to pound him in the face with stiff left and right arm shots before swinging him around once more and slamming his head off the roof of the car sending him to the floor.

We cut back to the referee who sees the action on a backstage TV screen and runs to that location, on his way he trips over the TV wire pulling it from the back of the TV but gets back up, dusts himself off and carries on regardless. A few seconds later Holly appears behind the curtains and looks around for which direction to head, he walks over to the TV and tries to switch it on but obviously it doesn’t work, he gets angry and throws it to the floor then proceeds to interrogate some people walking past but no luck finding where his match is. Poor Holly.

We return to see Justin Credible body slamming Rhyno on the hood of a car! WHAM!! There’s a cover! But there’s no reef!! Tommy Dreamer stumbles over and grabs Credible by the feet and pulls back tripping him up and sending him head first into the car, WHAM!! OHH! Credible get’s busted open, what impact, the referee turns up just as Dreamer makes a cover, 1, 2...... Rhyno somehow splits it up! Rhyno Irish Whips Dreamer but he reverses it and spins Rhyno around and into his arms, no wait! Not yet! DREAMER DDT!! ARGH! On the concrete, unbelievable! The crowd go wild! A cover 1, 2........Justin Credible throws himself at the referee stopping the count.

Holly is seen in the locker room now, frantically searching for his match, he bumps into Raven (Starlight) and roughly grabs him demanding he tell him where his match is, Raven talks in some weird, dark poetic way which confuses Holly so he pushes him away and leaves, however Raven quickly retaliates and charges at Holly slamming his head into the lockers! He then grabs a nearby folding chair and CREAMS Hardcore with it CRACK! Poor Holly.

Credible (Rickoss) is now branding a steel pipe and hits Tommy Dreamer (RM18) in the stomach with it, which knocks him back, he hits him one more time across the head but still he doesn’t fall, SUPER KICK!! SMACK!! Ohhhhhhhh! Brutal, I think Dreamer is knocked out!

Rhyno (Jetster) turns up and grabs the steel pipe and winds Credible with it, then quickly throws him into the back of a nearby WWE lorry, the doors swing shut shielding us from seeing what is going on (aye, aye) we hear lots of shouting and sounds of thrashing about but then a lingering silence....................... CRRRAAASSSHHH!! GORE!! GORE!! OH MY GOD!! Rhyno gored Justin Credible straight through the lorry doors and to the concrete, Rhyno is laying out cold on top of a bloody mess that is Credible, the referee counts, 1, 2.......3! That’s it it’s over, Rhyno wins it, he’s the number one contender and he doesn’t even know it! What a match!

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Starlight

Hardcore (Ice Blaster) turns up battered and bruised holding his head just as Medics leave and the cleaners tidy up, the cameras cut off and Holly is left standing there alone with all dignity lost. Poor Holly.

HA!

“YOOOOUUUU LOOOOK, SOOOOO…GOOD TO ME!” SR Towers erupts with boos and jeers, as the SRW Tag Team Champions prance to the ring, getting set for their rematch against the former Champions. Billy and Chuck (Cong Man and RM18) took the Titles from the Hardys (Grandprix and Ice Blaster), a team that had held them for almost half a year. Chuck (RM18) nails the Chuckie Shuffle in the ring, while Billy (Cong) poses on the outside.

(Hardy’s music hits) The boos turn to cheers as Matt (Ice Blaster) and Jeff (Grandprix) step out from behind the curtain, fake an epilepsy fit, and then sprint towards the ring to celebrate! But Billy and Chuck (Cong and RM18) cut them off with a double Baseball Slide, sending the challengers smashing into the security barriers!

Billy (Cong Man) throws Matt (Ice Blaster) into the ring and the bell rings, it’s go-time. Remember, next week at Do or Die, the Hardys (IB and Grandprix) challenge The Elements (Reaver (Ant) and Jetster) for their CAW Tag Team Titles, so what a great fortnight it would be if the Hardys came out of it with double tag team gold! It looks a little unlikely at the moment though, as Billy (Cong Man) nails a powerful overhead suplex, slamming Matt (IB)’s back and neck painfully into the unforgiving canvas.

Jeff (Grandprix) tries to get the crowd going with some enthusiastic clapping, but it doesn’t seem to be doing anything as Billy nails a clothesline in the corner. Matt staggers out, a kick to the gut from Billy, and into a DDT! Billy looks to end it early up by following it up with a Fame Asser, but Matt somehow reverses, and goes for the Twist Of Fate – but Billy counters by shoving him into the ropes; Matt (IB) ducks an attempted clothesline, bounces off the ropes and scores with a huge Flying Crossbody, knocking Billy (Cong) down!

Matt (IB) looks to take advantage and heads to the second rope. LEG DROP OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE! Billy (Cong) holds his neck in pain, and scrambles to his corner where he tags in Chuck (RM18). Matt (IB) meanwhile tags in Jeff (Grandprix) to the fans’ delight, and Jeff wastes no time as he sprints towards his opponent! Chuck hopes to nail his massive kick early on, but Jeff was ready and he ducked it, and turns his speed into a Running Dropkick that sends Matt (IB) off the apron and almost into the crowd!

Jeff (Grandprix) turns – WHAM! Chuck (RM18) delivers a clothesline that nearly took Jeff (Grandprix)’s head off! He whips him into the ropes – Powerslam! Billy and Chuck (Cong and RM18) are using their tactics well, they need to keep the Hardys, especially Jeff (Grandprix), on the ground. Chuck (RM18) looks for a Backdrop Suplex but Jeff (Grandprix) slides off his shoulders, shoves him into the turnbuckle and then pulls him back into a School Boy – 1…2…and Chuck (RM18) powers out.

Jeff (Grandprix) attempts to throw Chuck (RM18) into the opposite corner but it’s reversed, and Jeff (Grandprix) uses his great agility to leap to the top rope, AND NAIL A CORKSCREW MOONSAULT ON THE UNSUSPECTING CHUCK (RM18)! Jeff follows this amazing manoeuvre up with an Elbow Drop to the Sternum, and then climbs to the top rope!

The audience are on their feet, they know what’s coming up! Ooooooohhh!! Billy (Cong) just literally threw Jeff (Grandprix) off the top rope, and he smashes to the floor below outside the ring! Matt (IB) has seen enough, and he literally Spears Billy (Cong) over the barrier and into a group of screaming fans! They exchange right and left-hands, Billy (Cong) gaining the advantage.

LOOK, JEFF (GRANDPRIX)’S BACK ON THE TOP ROPE, THIS TIME FACING THE CROWD!! HE FLIES, AND…WHAM!! HE SMASHES STRAIGHT INTO BOTH BILLY AND MATT, BUT WITH BILLY TAKING MOST OF IT! AWESOME STUFF FROM JEFF HARDY (GRANDPRIX)!

Jeff (Grandprix) quickly recovers, and runs back into the ring so to not get counted out…but where’s Chuck (RM18)? He’s not in the ring…wait, he’s hiding on the outside, and Jeff doesn’t see him as he sneaks back in. Jeff (Grandprix) turns, AND CHUCK (RM18) DELIVERS A HUGE KICK TO THE FACE, THAT PROBABLY KNOCKED JEFF (GRANDPRIX) OUT COLD!

He falls into a cover! 1…2…


And Jeff (Grandprix) gets the shoulder up! Amazing resiliency from this young man! Chuck (RM18) is getting very frustrated now, and for some reason he’s slowly climbing to the top rope…his plan backfires though, as Matt (IB) returns Billy (Cong)’s compliment and shoves him off as well! And now Jeff goes to the top, and surely we’ll see it now! He celebrates with the crowd, and gets ready to nail the Swa…wait, who’s that running to the ring!

It’s The Elements (Reaver (Ant) and Jetster)! The CAW Tag Team Champions are sprinting towards the ring, with revenge set in their mind over the beating the Hardys (Grandprix and Ice Blaster) gave them last week!

But Matt (IB) is waiting in hiding, and he takes out Reaver (Ant) with a sudden clothesline! Jetster continues on, unaware that Jeff (Grandprix) has just leapt from the top rope again, and he smashes straight into him! The crowd are going wild, The Elements are down and Billy (Cong) is still struggling on the outside of the ring, seemingly unable to get to his feet!

Matt (IB) slides into the ring, and sets a groggy Chuck (RM18) up for the Twist Of Fate – he nails it! And now, once again, Jeff is at the top! Are we finally gonna see it? Yes! Swanton…BOMB! WHAT IMPACT, HE SEEMED TO HANG IN MIDAIR!

Jeff quickly crawls across and hooks the leg, 1…

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AND REAVER (ANT) WITH A 450 SPLASH FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BREAKS THE COUNT UP! THE CROWD DOESN’T KNOW WHETHER TO CHEER OR BOO THE AMAZING EVENTS THAT ARE GOING ON IN THE RING!

Referee Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) has seen enough, and he calls of the match! Billy and Chuck (RM18 and Cong Man) have been disqualified for outside interference, but they are still the SRW Tag Team Champions!

As Reaver (Ant) and Jetster try to escape up the entrance ramp, Chuck (RM18) grabs a microphone from the outside. “HEY, ELEMENTS!”

The Elements turn, bewildered.

“You don’t think we can beat The Hardys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) by ourselves! Hey look, we’re Billy and Chuck (Cong Man and RM18), and we’re the SRW Tag Team Champions! We’ve already beaten them before, at Free-Fall! You guys think you’re gonna be the most successful Tag Team Champions ever? Well you won’t be, if we take those titles from you!”

Reaver (Ant) and Jetster stare, confused.

“Add us to the match at Do or Die. Go on, prove yourselves to be the best there is by beating us as well as the Hardys (IB and Grandprix).”

Reaver (Ant) and Jetster look doubtful, I’m not sure they wanna put their titles on the line in a triple threat tag match!

“Okay then…we’ll cut you a deal. We’ll put our SRW Tag Team Championships on the line as well! Whoever wins that match will become double tag champs, the first ever in SRW history!”

The Elements smile evilly, and Reaver (Ant) finally gets a microphone. “That’s fine with us, Chuck (RM18). But on one condition…the triple threat tag, is an elimination match! And no, if one man on each team is eliminated, then the whole team isn’t eliminated, oh no. The other man can carry on, and the match shall continue until one…or possibly two…men are left in the ring, the SRW and CAW Tag Team Champions. For example, if you are eliminated Chuck (RM18), then Billy (Cong) will be allowed to continue in the match…but it won’t matter, because we’ll just eliminate him as well!” Reaver (Ant) laughs and follows Jetster to the back, leaving Chuck (RM18) a little surprised in the ring. Both Reaver and Jetster are known for being great singles competitors; Jetster a former KOTR Finalist and Reaver a former CAW Heavyweight Champion, so surely this new stipulation is favourable towards them…or maybe Billy and Chuck (Cong and RM18), and the Hardys (IB and Grandprix), can use their great tag team abilities to their fullest, and become double tag team champions!

Who will win the huge double title triple threat tag team elimination match? The only way to find out is by watching SRW Do Or Die next week, so don’t miss it.

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The winner of this match via DQ: The Hardys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix).

But still SRW Tag Team Champions: Billy and Chuck (Cong Man and RM18).

Thanks for reading, Ant.

With just a short while till Do Or Die, expectations are building, hopes are increasing and fingers are preparing to type like they’ve never typed before as SRW’s next PPV nears ever closer. Many matches have already been decided – tonight, the fate of The Rat’s (allardini) newly acquired LightCAW Title could be decided, as we face a No.1 Contenders Match, a Three Way Dance, for the chance to be crowned the new champ – in one corner, we have HardCAW champ, Scotty the Doggy (Figo), in the other RawIsAndy, and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) completes the trio of competitors. Before the action begins, lets take a look at how this match up came about….

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ECLIPSE 27/09/02

STD looked to have lost his title when an unlikely source intervened…

“SHOULDER UP! STD can’t believe it! The Rat (allardini) jolts up from the shock, and gets to his feet as STD, incredulous, moans at the ref, saying it was a three count!

“I’M A CABBAGE MAN” WTF??!

Wait a sec – here is CABBAGE MAN! Cabbage Man runs down the ramp to a tremendous reaction…but what is he doing here! He slides into the ring…CABBAGE EFFECT TO THE RAT! CABBAGE EFFECT TO STD! UNBELIEVEABLE! He hooks the leg of the fallen STD…”

Just as the crowd, and the wrestlers, adjusted to that shock appearance, another one was soon to follow…yep, from RawIsAndy (Starlight)! His appearance led to The Rat (allardini), achieving a shock win. But Commissioner Reaver was having none of it, and booked this match with the winner to face the Rat in a 2 out of 3 falls match at Do Or Die!
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I’ve just heard from …ahem, a ‘source’ that this match will be an ELIMINATION MATCH! Anyway, referee Nick Patrick (Hybrid) is stepping between the ropes as the crowd anticipate the first wrestler…

“I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” It’s Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), entering the ring to a mixed reaction. He hops up the steps and into the ring. Mentally preparing hims… WAIT! STD IS ARRIVING THROUGH THE SPECTATORS, HARDCAW BELT IN TOW! Here’s STD entering from the crowd, and he takes him down with a cheap shot! DING DING DING! The match has officially begun as STD is beating down Cabbage Man, stomping him into the corner. But where is RawIsAndy? Isn’t this meant to be a Triple Threat?

BUT HERE IS RAWISANDY (Starlight)! RawIsAndy’s music resounds around the arena as he runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring and immediately breaks up STD’s assault on Cabbage Man. Left hand to STD, and again, pushing him towards to the ropes. RawIsAndy grabs the arm of STD (Figo) and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but Cabbage Man grabs STD’s ankle and trips him up, causing RawIsAndy to stumble out of the ring! RawIsAndy just tripped up over STD’s body and fell out of the ring! Cabbage Man gets to his feet and him and STD brawl into the turnbuckle, with STD gaining the upper hand.

STD (Figo) rams his head into the turnbuckle, dazing Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage). He picks up Cabbage Man and body slams him into the ring, but he jolts back up from back pain. STD quickly ascends the turnbuckle and attempts a plancha, but Cabbage Man catches him, and hits a modified body slam, into a quick pin…

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Broken up by a returning RawIsAndy (Starlight)! RawIsAndy and Cabbage Man start to double team STD, much to the derision of the crowd – is this some sort of mini-alliance? Both men stomp on the lower back of STD, as Cabbage Man then proceeds to repeatedly pick up and slam the knee of STD into the canvas, as STD howls in pain. Irish whip to STD, who replies with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! The crowd roar in approval! What’s STD doing now?

He slides out of the ring and badgers the ring announcer out of his seat as the familiar sound of a steel chair closes! But referee Nick Patrick is having none of it and is trying to get STD to put it down as Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) and RawIsAndy regain their bearings! Patrick continues to berate STD and takes the chair out of his hands and throws it behind him, hitting Cabbage Man on the head! A portion of the crowd laugh, but Nick Patrick’s family start fearing for his life. Cabbage Man picks up the steel chair and aims for Patrick (Hybrid)…BUT TURNS AND HITS RAWISANDY! I GUESS THAT ‘ALLIANCE’ IS OVER! Ref Patrick drops for the count as STD seems content to let him make the count…

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SHOULDER UP! AMAZING RESILIENCE! Cabbage Man can’t believe it, neither can STD, who is making another beeline for that steel chair. Now STD is looking to go for Cabbage Man… BUT TURNS AND HITS NICK PATRICK, THE REFEREE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!

Unbelievable, the crowd are amazed! STD (Figo) would be disqualified, but the referee has just been taken out to the amazement of everyone, not least the other guys! Cabbage Man, STD and RawIsAndy now all go for the chair, with the ref out of it! Amazing scenes here on Eclipse, only in SRW! Cabbage Man gets there first, but RawIsAndy knocks him out of the ring! This leaves RawIsAndy in prime position to reach the chair, but before he can reach it STD hits a low blow on him! RawIsAndy drops to the floor, and STD goes for the pin, then realises! D’oh! He tries to revive Patrick…

WAIT A SECOND! HERE IS GRANDPRIX! GRANDPRIX PICKS UP THE DORMANT HARDCAW BELT AND TAKES OUT STD! Grandprix drops the belt outside the ring, pointing and gesturing, and escapes through the crowd! RawIsAndy reaches over and weakly hooks his leg, as Nick Patrick (Hybrid) revives enough to slowly count….

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3!!!!!!! STD (Figo) HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

There was always a chance Grandprix could feature in this match up, and this means that STD (Figo) has been screwed out of the chance to get his LightCAW Title back again! It sure is going to make Do Or Die’s HardCAW Title match interesting! These events mean that the two remaining who will battle for their own spot at Do Or Die are Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) and RawIsAndy (Starlight)! Cabbage Man gets back into the ring quickly, and hits two swift elbow drops against the chest of RawIsAndy quickly, then drags him up and starts chopping the hell out of him. He kicks his gut and hits a swift DDT! He goes for the pin…

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KICK OUT! Cabbage Man is furious, he thinks it was a slow count. Now HE gets up and starts pushing the ref, BUT WAIT!

RAWISANDY COMES FROM NOWHERE AND PINS CABBAGE MAN IN A SMALL PACKAGE! HE IS USING THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE!

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3!!!!! RAW IS ANDY IS THE NO.1 CONTENDER! The ref obviously didn’t see him using the ropes! This match is steeped in controversy in many areas, but the crux of the matter is that the winner of this match, and the opponent for LightCAW Champion The Rat (allardini) in a 2 out of 3 falls match at Do Or Die, RawIsAndy (Starlight)!!