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Right all, EVERY match that we write for the forum wrestling thingy must be posted here.

At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.

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It’s that time again, Eclipse! As part of another action packed show, we have for us tonight what should be a superb encounter between Jetster and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), this time with a little twist added – it’s taking place, one on one, in the unforgiving wired mesh of a steel cage!

If only things could be that simple, if you could call a cage match simple! In a shocking display of typical deviousness, Reaver (Ant), chose Elements member Mouldy Cheese as the special guest referee! I wonder how Mouldy Cheese’s presence in this match will affect the outcome of this match up – remember, victory can be attained either by pinfall or by escaping the cage, where victory will be assured by both feet touching the ground. And here he comes now!

Mouldy Cheese, dressed in black and whit referee attire, struts down the ramp to a mixed response, his music not playing surprisingly. Mouldy Cheese steps into the ring and prepares for the entrance of today’s competitors…

”I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” The oh-so familiar tune of Cabbage Man’s entrance resounds round the arena to cheers as a cautious Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) walks down the ramp – he must be wary of the Elements…er…element in this match up! Cabbage Man steps into the ring, ducking the ropes and constantly checking the steel structure. He then starts eyeing Mouldy Cheese suspiciously, and with good reason, as we know all about his allegiances.

And here comes Jetster! The familiar Elements music rings round the arena, met with jeers and boos from the crowd! The Elements have been on something on a roll recently, and they will be keen for that to continue in this match today. Jetster slides into the ring as the cage is lowered down onto the mat, both men’s eyes fixed on the cage as it surrounds them and the special guest referee, Mouldy Cheese!

DING DING DING!

The match starts with both men circling the ring, pulling the wire mesh and staring each other out. They make a move and lock up, Jetster quickly gaining the advantage and elbowing Cabbage man in the gut, leading to an Irish whip and a shoulder block. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) swiftly gets to his feet, only to be met with another hard clothesline, and Cabbage Man hits the canvas again, this time clutching his jaw. He is dragged to his feet by Jetster, who takes advantage of this situation, hitting a belly to belly overhead suplex!

Jetster has certainly taken the initiative, and hooks the leg for an early pinfall…

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Kick out by Cabbage Man, but surprise surprise, a very fast count by Mouldy Cheese! Cabbage Man gets to his feet and starts questioning Mouldy Cheese about the count, and he seems very ticked off, his fears about his involvement in this match manifesting themselves at a really early stage. Cabbage Man starts hitting a flurry of hard punches to Jetster, a new resolve welling inside of him. He punches him right into the corner, and rams his head into the turnbuckle – ouch!

Jetster staggers out, to be met with a DDT from Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man runs over to the ropes, standing on the top rope as he makes the first attempt to escape the cage! He puts both feet on the top rope, but Mouldy Cheese ‘accidentally’ knocks his legs…OWW! LOW BLOW ON THE ROPES! You can see the pain and agony etched in Cabbage Man’s face as each of his legs go either side of the ropes. But the real story so far has been the conniving actions of Mouldy Cheese!

Jetster takes the advantage and grabs the back of a dazed Cabbage Man’s neck, and then rams his head into the steel mesh! That is sickening! He keeps on driving his face into the cold hard steel, busting him open big time as blood pours down his face! One…two…three…four…five times into the side of the cage as the crowd chant along. And a si…NO! Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) puts his hand out to stop it, and to the evident delight of the crowd, starts doing the same to Jetster! This time a small river of blood trickles down the forehead of Jetster, but once again, Mouldy Cheese intervenes by breaking it up! Funny, he didn’t show the same concern when it was the other way round, and the crowd make their disdain heard!

Jetster barges at Cabbage Man, both of them wearing the crimson mask, clotheslining him to the floor, only to pick him up and hit a scoop slam! He leans against the ropes and drops to the mat, his knees digging into the neck of Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage). Jetster drags Cabbage Man to his feet and Irish whips him into the outside of the cage! Cabbage Man strikes the cage then staggers backwards, only to be met with a bulldog by Jetster, who then immediately runs to the turnbuckle to escape!

Jetster ascends the turnbuckle and grabs the mesh as the crowd gets louder, even more so as Cabbage Man slowly gets to his feet! Cabbage Man rises to his feet and eyes Jetster, but first turns around and punches Mouldy Cheese, revenging him for earlier to the massive delight of the crowd! Cabbage Man then climbs the turnbuckle as the crowd rise to their feet. Cabbage Man pulls Jetster down until both men are standing on the turnbuckle…AND CABBAGE MAN MANAGES TO HIT A MODIFIED SUPERPLEX!

Jetster hits the canvas hard as Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) starts climbing the cage to the cheers of the crowd! Cabbage Man is close to escaping the cage…he gets an arm and head over the top of the cage, and with Jetster still flat out on the canvas, looks to get his legs over the cage for a sure fire victory…

WHAT’S THIS? REAVER (ANT) IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

What the hell is this – an Elements vs. Cabbage Man handicap Match? I don’t think Cabbage Man has noticed yet! He is close to getting his whole body over, but is struggling. Reaver is sprinting down the ramp, much to the derision of the crowd, and ascends the steel steps…

CRACK! Reaver (Ant) just cracked that steel chair over the head of Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man can’t defend himself as both his hands are slowly losing their grip…

CRACK! Reaver hits him again! And Mouldy Cheese is pretending to ignore it by attending to Jetster! Cabbage Man is losing his grip… CRACK!…

…CABBAGE MAN GOES CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS!

Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), unable to withstand that brutal head assault dished out by that cheating swine Reaver, falls down to the canvas, awkwardly at seems, and is knocked out! A slowly reviving Jetster (helped along by a very helpful Mouldy Cheese I might add) drapes his arm over Cabbage Man as Mouldy Cheese drops for the count (mimicked by a grinning Reaver on the outside)…

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SHOULDER UP! A fine display of resiliency from Cabbage Man, earning him nothing but admiration from the crowd! And Reaver (Ant) can’t believe it. What the hell? Reaver seems to be issuing orders to Mouldy Cheese as Cabbage Man slowly gets to his feet.

Mouldy Cheese goes to check on him, and then – what the f…? MOULDY CHEESE JUST HIT A LOW BLOW (for the second time!) ON CABBAGE MAN! Boos ring round the arena, as Jetster makes the cover again…

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SHOULDER UP AGAIN! UNBELIEVABLE! Reaver is even more annoyed! In a typical fit of rage, Reaver throws the chair over the cage! Oops, no he missed the first time, I guess he’s got a weak throw :D But at the second attempt the chair flies over the cage in what is an even worsening situation for Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage)!

Mouldy Cheese picks up Cabbage Man and holds his arms behind his back, egging on Jetster to move out of the way – this is heinous! Jetster holds the chair high above his head…LOW BLOW TO MOULDY CHEESE!

Cabbage Man ducks out the way…AND JETSTER HITS MOULDY CHEESE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!

Mouldy Cheese winces at that double blow – first the cheeky low blow from Cabbage Man, then the chair shot from Jetster! Jetster is crestfallen and goes to check on Mouldy Cheese, but Cabbage Man spins him round and hits the CABBAGE EFFECT!

Cabbage Man hooks Jetster’s leg and grabs Mouldy Cheese’s arm, using it to make the count…

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3!!!!! CABBAGE MAN (BIZARRE CABBAGE) HAS WON THE MATCH!

Cabbage Man has overcome these seemingly insurmountable odds to squeak out a victory! Numerous referees run down the ramp, the first few escorting a fuming Reaver up the ramp and out of the ringside area, and others opening the cage to attend to Jetster and Mouldy Cheese, not to mention Cabbage Man, who despite emerging victorious from this battle, is still reeling from the match and those brutal upside down chair shots to the cranium! But when all is said and done, Cabbage Man has beaten the odds to win the match. It’s goodnight from RM18!

"The following contest is a Worm Match. First to nail the Worm gets the win. Introducing first…"TURN IT UP…BANGIN IT, BANGIN IT!" Scotty 2 Hotty!" As "Bangin it" plays. Out comes the dancing, prancing, hip-hop popper…Scotty 2 Hotty to a good pop from the crowd. Scotty jives his way down to the ring before getting into the ring and dancing some more on the top turnbuckle. Scotty sure looks confident.

"Hardyz music hits" And the sold out crowd rise to their feet as Jeff Hardy runs out from beneath the curtains and shakes his head like a heavy rocker! The crowd is cheering wildly for this young superstar. Jeff leapfrogs to the top rope and does the Hardyz pose.

Ding-A-Ling! :D And we are off! Scotty immediately locks up with Jeff before whipping him into the ropes…Clothesline delivered from Scotty! Scotty keeps up the momentum and hits a standing Leg Drop. Jeff is rattled and tumbles towards the corner. Scotty follows and hits a few punches before climbing the turnbuckle and laying the smackdown to Jeff! 1, 2, 3…The crowd count the punches and enjoy every minute of it! 7…Wait, Jeff is moving out of the corner ready to powerbomb Scotty…. But Scotty scurries down and scores with a reverse ddt!

Scotty is in complete control of this match so far. Sorry, spoke too soon as Jeff nails a stiff right hand to Scotty's ribs as Scotty was pulling Jeff up. Jeff seizes the opportunity and dropkicks Scotty down. Jeff takes control and whips Scotty into the ropes…swinging ddt! What a move. Now look, Jeff has noticed Scotty in the position. Its, its…WORM TIME! Jeff hops three times and moves towards Scotty…/\/\/\/\…UH, UH, UH…And indeed uh as Scotty roles out of the way! And now Scotty looks and Jeff, then the crowd…Scotty knows what is next…bulldog! "ohhhhhhh!" Scotty dances up and down and then hops towards the crowd…/\/\/\/\…UH, UH, UH…And Scotty…nai…misses!

Both men are down and holding their wrists. Jeff is up first, then Scotty and then the slugfest is on! Jeff is getting the upper hand though and whips Scotty into the ropes…Spinning Hurricanrana! Great move there from Jeff Hardy! Jeff is on fire as he runs into the ropes and bounces back with a flying clothesline to Scotty. Who had only just got up!

Scotty is flat out on the canvas due to the impact from Jeff's Flying Clothesline. Jeff looks at the crowd and then signals for the Swanton Bomb! Jeff leapfrogs up and does the Hardyz pose before flying through the air like a bird, the camera's flash as Jeff flips in mid-air…WHAM! What impact! Scotty can barely breath and Jeff is clutching his neck in pain! He could have broken it!? The Referee begins the count…1…2…3…4…by this time both men are trying to get up but they can't! The crowd are going nuts…7…8…The crowd are going spare and are screaming for whoever they are supporting to get up….9…Screams go into cheers as both men get up at the same time and run towards each other. Scotty slides under Jeff Hardy though and sweeps his feet. Jeff lands flat on his back. Jeff is clutching his neck and Scotty looks to be going up top…Look at this! Scotty is putting his shades on; he is going to do Grand Master Sexay's finisher! The crowd waits in anticipation…Scotty shakes his neck and arms side to side like Grand Master does…here we go….HIP-HOP DROP! Scotty nails the Hip-Hop Drop! The King sure liked that as he screams to JR "Look at that! My son's finisher manoeuvre!"

Scotty goes for the cover but the Referee tells him you have to win by hitting the Worm! Scotty goes to confront the Referee but stops as he remembers the rule. Scotty turns round…and Jeff hits a hard right hand, which rattles Scotty. Scotty staggers back into the ropes and Jeff sees the opportunity and Clothesline's Scotty right over the top rope, to the outside! Jeff doesn't stop there though as he leapfrogs onto the top rope and flies towards Scotty with a flying cross-body! Jeff seemed to hang in mid-air! Jeff now leaps onto the guard rail and runs towards Scotty at speed…Flying Spinning Wheel kick! Right in the face of Scotty 2 Hotty.

Jeff rolls in, then out again to break up the ten count. Scotty still lays prone on the outside due to; two high flying attacks from Jeff Hardy. Jeff picks up Scotty and slams his head against the ring post. Scotty staggers before dropping to the floor. The Referee shouts at Jeff to get back into the ring, he does so but dragging in the lifeless Scotty 2 Hotty. Scotty isn't moving and Jeff knows it. Jeff goes up top and poses to the crowd…But as this is going on Scotty has leaped into action and is up! The crowd is cheering like mad…Jeff thinks it is for him as he gets down from the turnbuckle. Scotty creeps behind Jeff and pushes him hard into the turnbuckle! Jeff staggers out and Scotty runs into the ropes, Bulldog! "OHHHHHH!" Is it going to be over this time?! The crowd is cheering wildly as the Worm starts up! ____|__|__|__/\/\/\/\….Uh, Uh, Uh…WHAM! SCOTTY NAILS THE WORM AND WINS THIS HEATED MATCHUP!

Your winner Scotty 2 Hotty!

Wait! Jeff is up, what is going to happen here?! Jeff pauses before shaking Scotty's hand. Scotty has the shades! He pops them on Jeff and Scotty puts on his own! Its Dance Time! The lights dim and Eclipse comes to a close with Jeff and Scotty dancing around the ring.

PS: Sorry for lateness off match. I just didn't have time to do it when I came back of holiday. Oh and I know it was a bit short, but I felt the match served its purpose by the length.

Thanks for Reading
Scott.

Hello, and welcome to SRW for today's match. Today we have the debut of Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) who will face Christian (Grandprix) in what should be a very good match. Enjoy.

BOOM! *Rey's music hits, and he jumps up from the hole in the stage 5 feet into the air* The fans cheer wildly as Rey walks about on top of the ramp. He struts down the ramps, high-fiving the fans while heavy rap music plays in the background. He slides into the ring, runs to one of the corner posts, jumps on the top of it and backflips off, to the crowd's amazement. He now turns and focuses his scary eyes on the entrance.

"CHRISTIAN!!! CHRISTIAN!!! At last... your own your ooooowwwnnn!" Here comes Christian. Christian walks out from under the sparks above the entrance ramp and dances around in a circle with a big cheesy grin on his face. He walks down the ramp to booing from all over the arena, but remains calm. He shouts something at Rey when he is at the bottom of the ramp, which obviously offended Rey, who runs at the ropes and jumps out of the ring onto Christian with a

CORKSCREW CROSSBODY! DING DING DING! Rey has begun the match with a giant leap out of the ring onto Christian! Rey gets up, and leaps onto the apron. He waits for Christian to get back to his feet, and then MOONSAULTS RIGHT ONTO HIM! Moonsault off the ring apron backwards out of the ring! Rey gets up to a large cheer from the crowd. He picks up Christian by the hair, and throws him back into the ring. Rey gets onto the apron again. Christian uses the ropes to try and get back to his feet. When he is standing up again, Rey (Cong Man) headbutts him in the ribs from the other side of the ropes. Rey then jumps over the top rope and puts in a Rolling Sunset Flip Pin! 1, 2, and a kick out at the last minute there from Christian (Grandprix).

Rey picks Christian up again, but Christian counters with a sharp punch into the gut. Christian gets to his feet, and pushes Rey backwards onto the ropes. He whips Rey off the ropes and gives him a BACK BODY DROP! Rey's back hit the canvas hard after that one! Christian celebrates in the ring to a chorus of boos, before picking up Rey. He lifts Rey above his head, drops him on his knee! WHAT A GUTBUSTER THERE! Rey (Cong Man) flips over clutching his ribs. Christian (Grandprix) doesn't go for the cover though. He picks up Rey again. He throws Rey into the corner and delivers 3 hard chops to Rey's ribs. Christian then throws Rey hard into the other corner! BANG! Rey's back hits the other corner and he bounces out, into a Corssbody from Christian! Cover by Christian. 1, 2, and a kick out by Rey Mysterio!

Christian can't believe he didn't get a 3 count for that. He walks up to the ref, and starts pushing him into the corner. Rey is up qucikly though, and runs towards Christian, aiming a dropkick at him. He hits Christian, who squahses the ref into the corner, but hits his head off the top rope at the same time. Christian (Grandprix) falls backwards, and Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) goes into the cover. There is no ref to make the count though. Rey goes over and tries to get him up. While Rey is doing this, Christian sneaks outside the ring and picks up the ring bell. He sneaks back in, and waits until Rey turns around. DONG! CHRISTIAN JUST SMACKED REY OVER THE HEAD WITH THE RING BELL!!! The ref is slowly getting to his feet, and Christian throws the ring bell outside the ring. He makes the cover on Rey. 1..... 2..... thr... oh, a kickout by Rey at the last second! How close was that!

Christian (Grandprix) is complaining about slow refs to the ref when Rey jumps onto his shoulders and applies a Rolling Hurracanrana Roll-Up! 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) got it when Christian wasn't paying attention! Rey escapes out of the ring to his music while Christian fumes in the ring. SRW Eclipse blacks out.....

So, a victory for Rey Mysterio in his debut in SRW. Will he develop a rivalry with Christian now? Find out next week on Eclipse.

AJ.

Velcome to zis tag team matchup, pinning ze nWo againzt ze X Vactor, we vill be here at ringside to bring you all ze action az it happenz! HAIL!

Why are you speaking in a German accent?

I cant’z help it, my mouth iz veering so far to ze one side and it’s giving me a very very strange speach impediment.

*sarcastic mode on* Yeah ok, whatever, don’t go on about it, now if I can just interupt your life story for just one second *yawn* and maybe we can get on with the match yah?

Yah? You Sveedish or something now?

Shut up

(worst intro ever)

The NWO’s music hits to heavy booing!
Scott Hall (DW) and HBK (Longy) come out from behind the curtains and the boos turn into slight cheers, looks like WWE nostalgia is kicking in for the fans, HBK prances and flaunts as he walks down the isle showing off whereas Scott Hall slowly follows behind simply glancing over at the crowd from time to time, they climb into the ring and Hall taunts the crowd as Shawn Michaels picks up a mic.

“Well, well, well”

The crowd cheer, Shawn Michaels is talking on the microphone (yay)

“I have a question, I want to know, who the hell are the X - Factor!? We’re the nWo dammit and we’re pawned off in a match with some unknowns, X - Factor indeed.
*Scott Hall buts in

“And soon to be Ex - Factor”

Michaels and Hall laugh together as if it was incredibly funny, the crowd barely respond.

“Just look at their names, Albert and Scott Steiner, their initials spell out the word A S S, ha ha, I suppose it does suit them”

*They both laugh between themselves again

I GOT EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED AND I’LL NEVER GIVE THAT BACK!!
X - Factor’s music hits to a relief full sigh from the crowd and Albert (Jetster) and Scott Steiner (MikeAll) storm out from out from the back and without hesitation both charge and rush the ring, they slide under the ropes but Albert meets HBK and a microphone to the head, bzzzt! Steiner slides so fast into the ring he knocks Hall over and mounts and hammers away at his head with indescribable rage!

The referee attempts to get some order in the ring as the bell sounds. He can’t manage to prize Scott Steiner away and ends up sending HBK and Albert to their corners instead. Scott Steiner is dominating Hall early on and whips him into the ropes and knocks him down with a stiff closeline! He quickly picks him back up again and lifts him up into a vertical position above his head and holds him there ready for the falling suplex.

HBK (Longy) quickly runs in though and interferes by simply kicking the back of Steiner’s knee and Hall falls down and lands on top of Steiner winding him. There is a rush from the crowd as HBK interferes and the referee is forced to send him back to his corner.

Without a definite fan favourite looks like the fans have picked HBK’s side of the Nwo to cheer on, nostalgia at it’s best!

Both Hall (DW) and Steiner (MikeAll) begin to stir and Steiner makes a tag, Albert (Jetster) runs in and before Hall reaches his corner he is cut off and dragged back in by his leg, Hall delivers a kick to the face knocking Albert back.

Hall capitalises by grabbing Albert’s head and running with him and slamming him into the turnbuckle repeatedly, the crowd counted up to about 14! Hall then gets into an argument with the referee but what’s this? HBK has grabbed a chair from ringside and is on the apron, WHACK!! Albert just got cleaned out! GOOD GOD it echoed throughout the arena! Steiner see’s this and runs around to HBK, he pulls him off the apron and to the floor face first and ties him up, wait, no! It is yes, STEINER RECLINER!!

HBK is screaming in pain, his face is turning red, how can he stand this? He’s tapping out! What the heck? HBK? He’s tapping out? Hall stops distracting the referee and goes to help his buddy, HBK isn’t the legal man and a good job too, the referee assists Hall in splitting the two men up, Hall then re enters the ring as the referee sees to HBK. Steiner rolls in after him and pulls him by the hair and down hard! He then helps is buddy Albert up and picks him up by the throat! How is he even standing?

ALBERT BOMB!! WHAM!! Woah!! What impact! The cover but wait there’s no referee, Steiner runs round to grab the ref but as he turns to go into the ring he gets tripped up by HBK! HBK stands up as if there’s nothing wrong with him and throws the steel steps on top of him to keep the ref down. Steiner attempts to punch him but he ducks it and pushes him into the commentary.

HBK then revives the referee and picks him up and rolls him into the ring, what’s he doing now? He then goes top rope! WOAH! Where’s he off to? Albert stops the pin and gets up but FLYING CROSS BODY!! This match is none stop! Albert is down, Shawn Michaels gets his partner up and sends him outside the ring just as the referee is standing up. HBK claps his hands together sharply making the referee think he tagged in, he makes the cover, the ref performs a very groggy count, 1, 2.......Kick out! HBK is in shock!

Angry HBK hammers away at Albert while Hall throws Steiner into the ring, the nWo twosome then roll Albert out for the meantime, the two then pick up Steiner and Hall throws him between his legs and signals, both men help raise him up and POWERBOMB! Hall fell over after the move due to sheer vibrations. Hall rolls out of the ring while Michaels again distracts the referee, CRACK, steel steps into the back of a fallen Albert, Hall then rolls the legal man into the ring.

STOMP, STOMP, STOMP, the crowd comes to it’s feet, massive cheering is heard, HBK is in the corner signalling the end, Albert begins crawling to his corner, he must be completely out of it, Albert gets up but his partner obviously isn’t there, confused he turns around to look for him then Hall signals by doing the double point toward Albert, SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! That’s it it’s over, HBK covers, the referee counts, 1, 2......3!! It’s over, mercifully for the X - Factor.

What a shameful win for the nWo they didn’t do anything legally or professionally. Scott Hall flaunts his stuff as the two scurry off up and into the back, he taunts them by pointing to his behind obviously going by what HBK said earlier.

HBK wasn’t used much only at the end to hit the finishing blow, just like in the WWE, I’m so fantastic.

Congrats go out to HBK and Scott Hall because you won, you should thank me some time.
X - Factor didn’t win (HA!) but then again nWo cheated, you should thrash em some time.

Thanks for reading
Starlight

*NB: Just a quick word before the match – this is long. With it being of such importance I have spent a lot of time on it and it is a long match, so make sure you have ample time to read it. If it’s too long, skip the background. And read carefully, as it can be tricky keeping track. Hope it lives up to your expectations – enjoy! Oh, and don’t remember Ant’s Method™*

Welcome to tonight’s main event, a potentially epic main event between three of the most dominant tag teams in history, and these factions have been ferociously feuding for as long as I can remember – the CAW Tag Champions, Da Animalz Of Doom (Hawk (AfroJoe) and Cong Man) vs. The System Fighters (The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) and Grandprix) vs. The Government Mules (Reaver (Ant) and Jetster)!

There’s some many elements that could play a part in this match up, and each one could be potentially decisive in terms of the outcome of this match. Firstly you have the long running feud between Reaver (Ant) and Cong Man, the animosity between The Three Elements and the System Fighters, potential interference from allies DW, STD (Figo) and Mouldy Cheese, not to mention the potential wildcard in the mysterious Masked Man. Could any one of these factors prove decisive?

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Let’s take a look at how this match up came about…

The Masked Man made an immediate impact by keeping Cong Man in SRW…

“As The Psychiatrist slowly gets to his feet…WHAT’S THIS! A masked man runs through the crowd, armed with a 2x4 wrapped in barb wire!!! WHO THE HELL IS THAT! The mask is preventing us from seeing who it is, it appears to have red symbols on it! The mysterious masked individual slides into the ring…OH MY GO…HE JUST TOOK OUT GRANDPRIX WITH THE BARB WIRE!! THIS IS SICKENING!!! HE TURNS…AND TAKES OUT THE PSYCHIATRIST!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!

HE PICKS UP CONG MAN AND DROPS HIM ON TOP OF GRANDPRIX!! I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!! 1………….2…………3!!!!”

This seriously pi$$ed of Reaver (Ant)…

“Reaver’s going crazy, he can’t believe Cong Man is STILL in SRW!! He starts trashing the locker room, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him this mad! Reaver picks up a mic and screams right into the camera, his bloodshot eyes bulging into ours! “Cong Man, I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU ARE GONE, AND THIS TIME I DON’T MEAN OUT OF SRW, BUT GONE FOR GOOD!!” What the hell does that mean??? “AND AS FOR THAT MASKED MAN, I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE HUNTED YOU DOWN LIKE A DOG…AND THEN YOU CAN JOIN CONG MAN IN HELL!!!!”

This led to furious speculation and accusations, with DW, Kevin Nash (allardini) and RawIsAndy all being accused…

Meanwhile, the feuds surrounding this intensified, with STD capturing Grandprix’s newly won HardCaw Title, a member of Da Animalz, Hawk, defeating a member of The Government Mules, Jetster, to bring DW back, and the growing animosity felt by the System Fighters as they became embroiled in this epic feud.

This led to a confrontation backstage prior to this match up…

“You're both a bit useless really, aren't you?" Jetster says cockily, to the crowd's obvious annoyance. "We give you a chance to knock Cong Man out of SRW, and you fail. And then, we give you a chance to beat up that punk STD, and you muck up that too. Are you sure you haven't got anything to do with Masked Man, or Da Animalz?"

Grandprix stands up to Jetster angrily, "Listen, it's your fault I didn't retain my HardCAW Title last week, you cost me money and my pride! The Masked Man has you all in a bit of a state, doesn't he...no wonder you haven't won a match since Free-Fall. If we did have anything to do with him or Da Animalz, then why would we let them cost us titles and our own blood!?"
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And it’s all boiled down to this! The CAW Tag Team Champions, Da Animalz Of Doom (Hawk (AfroJoe) and Cong Man) vs. The System Fighters (The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) and Grandprix) vs. The Government Mules (Reaver (Ant) and Jetster) face off in a Triple Threat Match. Here we go!

Howard Finkel steps into the ring for a rundown of this unique match up’s rules. “Welcome to the Triple Threat match for the CAW Tag Team Titles. Because there will be three tag teams, the rules will be thus. Only two men can be legal in the ring at any one time. The legal man can either tag in his tag team partner, or he can tag in one of the two men of the dormant tag team. In order to preserve the sanctity of the tag team belts, victory can only be attained by pinning either member of the tag team champions.” He makes his way from the ring as the referee Teddy Long (Tony) steps in.

“FIGHT THE SYSTEM!” Here come the challengers to a rapturous ovation from the crowd! The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) and Grandprix. Both men look like they have a lot on their mind, but they also appear focussed on the task at hand! Their conversation backstage last week revealed a lot about their desire and hunger, and I think we could see this come through in this match up! They step into the ring and make their way to the corner.

NOW HERE COME THE GOVERNMENT MULES! I can’t…quite…hear their music because the boos are so damn loud! Reaver (Ant) and Jetster strut down to the ring, revelling in the derision from the crowd. As the approach the ring and slowly ascend the steps, their eyes are locked onto that of the System Fighters, with Jetster and Grandprix looking particularly intense, after their recent altercations. After a lengthy stare down period which the crowd love, they turn their attentions to the SpecialTron, awaiting the champions…

“IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA-A-A-A!!!” Arriving to a pop is the CAW Tag Team Champions, Da Animalz of Doom, Hawk (AfroJoe) and Cong Man walk down the ramp, Hawk with his shiny gold belt draped around his shoulder, Cong Man with it around his waist. They step into the ring and Teddy Long (Tony) has a word with them. After much deliberation, it is decided the first two in the ring will be the Government Mule’s Jetster, and one half of the Champions Hawk (AfroJoe)!

DING DING DING!

And the match starts with Jetster and Hawk (AfroJoe) the legal men. The crowd cheer in anticipation. Left hand by Hawk, followed by retaliation by Jetster. Jetster gains the early advantage, and Irish whips Hawk into the corner turnbuckle, slamming his head a few times into the turnbuckle pad before dragging him out and hitting a suplex. Jetster has the early advantage in this match, much to the pleasure of a sneering Reaver, and the annoyance of the System Fighters who are just itching to get involved. Jetster picks up Hawk (AfroJoe) and hits him with some vicious forearms to the jaw that push him right back into the turnbuckle, and then Jetster shows great strength to lift Hawk to the top…but Hawk pushes him off!

Jetster tumbles to the canvas. Hawk seizes the opportunity and hits an ELBOW DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE! He makes good contact and goes for the cover…but Grandprix is quickly in to break it up – that has annoyed Hawk no end! Grandprix puts aside his differences with Jetster – sure, he hates his guts, but he wants those titles! Hawk (AfroJoe) glares at Grandprix, and then turns his attentions to Jetster once more. He hits some swift punch and kicks combos, winding Jetster, and then he Irish whips him to the ropes, but Jetster hangs on, and, with Reaver the other end of the ring, tags in The Psychiatrist (MikeAll)!

The Psychiatrist enthusiastically hops into the ring, rubbing his hands. He charges at Hawk and hits a running clothesline! Hawk gets up again and The Psychiatrist clotheslines him once more! Hawk (AfroJoe) gets to his feet once more, only to be met with a headbutt! Hawk staggers back to his corner, disorientated, but manages to tag in Cong Man! Cong Man climbs through the ropes and locks up with The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), the crowd not sure whom to cheer. They do a bit of scientific wrestling but Cong Man swiftly gains the upper hand, sliding round his back and into a belly to back suplex. He hooks the leg…1…..

…broken up by Reaver (Ant). The referee berates Ant for interfering but there was no chance in hell Reaver would let Cong Man make the pin. Cong Man picks The Psychiatrist up and dazes him with some tough looking left hands. Cong Man grabs The Psychiatrist’s right arm and shoots him into the ropes. He looks for a back drop but lowers his head to early…allowing The Psychiatrist to hit a DDT!

The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) tags in his partner Grandprix. Grandprix continues the assault, stamping on a writhing Cong Man. He grabs the back of his head and yanks him to his feet, then follows it up with a hard knee to the abdomen, making Cong Man keel over. Grandprix clenches both hands, lifts them high above his head, and starts clubbing Cong Man’s back. He leans against the ropes and hits a neckbreaker! Grandprix looks at Reaver, who is practically begging to be tagged in. Grandprix steps over Cong Man to make the tag…but a DROP TOE HOLD BY CONG MAN!

Not yet!! The crowd sigh – they hate Reaver, but they want to see him and Cong Man! Cong Man starts a resurgence by hitting some tough punches, knocking him to the floor. Cong Man then grabs both legs and hits the BANANA SPLIT! Oooh, that’s gotta hurt! Cong Man gets to his feet as Grandprix rolls around in agony. What’s he doing? Cong Man mischievously walks over to Reaver (Ant), offering him the tag! But Reaver won’t accept! Whilst this strange exchange is occurring Grandprix rushes to his feet and pushes Cong Man…WHO BARGES INTO REAVER, KNOCKING HIM FROM THE APRON TO THE RING BARRIER!

Grandprix hobbles over to his partner and tags in The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), as Reaver, looking very ticked off, makes his way back to the apron! This time Reaver (Ant) is demanding to be tagged in, and Cong Man obliges, happy for a breather! Reaver looks pumped and ready! Hard right hand, and another! Reaver runs at Grandprix and hits a RUNNING DROPKICK! He could go for the pin, but picks up Grandprix. Grandprix tries to make the tag, but gets dragged away! Grandprix manages to summon the strength to push Reaver away, only for Hawk (AfroJoe) to push him back into Reaver’s path!! Somehow, Grandprix manages to scramble to The Psychiatrist and make the tag though!

The Psychiatrist steps into the ring. Meanwhile, Grandprix drops off the apron and walks round the outside of the ring, then PULLS HAWK OFF THE APRON! He wants to know what the hell that was back there! Hawk turns away…but then PUSHES GRANDPRIX OVER THE RING BARRIER! They both start brawling in the crowd!! Their partners are shouting for them to get back but they are ignoring them as they go through the crowd…they’ve brawled all the way backstage! Let’s cut to our backstage camera…

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Right hand by Hawk…right into that door! Hawk picks up a steel chair…but Grandprix blocks! He picks up the dormant chair…WHACK! PIFF! SMACK! ONTO HAWK’S BACK! He goes to hit him again…but HAWK STARTS BITING HIS ANKLE! THIS IS HEINOUS! Hawk (AfroJoe), chair in hand, gets to his feet and rams Grandprix, now holding a sign, into the wall! Suddenly…it’s the masked man! THE MASKED MAN! HE PICKS UP A STEEL CHAIR AND LAYS OUT HAWK! THEN GRANDPRIX! HE LIFTS OPEN HIS MASK…IT’S STD (FIGO)! !!! STD IS APPARENTLY THE MASKED MAN! He lifts his wrestling shirt to reveal the HardCAW belt, and says “Still fighting over this, huh? Get over it!” dropping the mask on their broken bodies as he walks out!

(BACK TO MAIN CAMERA)

What the?!? STD THE MASKED MAN! What a turn up! Whilst that was going on, Reaver and The Psychiatrist have been brawling like crazy, but no man has emerged victorious. Worse than that, Da Animalz and The System Fighters are down to one man each! That wasn’t in the script! Reaver (Ant) has The Psychiatrist swiftly tiring in a headlock, as he beckons Jetster to come into the ring, which he does, and they start viciously double teaming The Psychiatrist! As they continue the beating, Cong Man is getting agitated – he’s not having this, and gets into the ring! The crowd go nuts because they think Cong Man will go for Reaver…does he?

No! He pulls Jetster off and starts pummelling him with some right hands! Teddy Long (Tony) has lost complete control of this match up! Cong Man is laying the smack down on Jetster, whilst Reaver (Ant) is beating the living daylights out of The Psychiatrist (MikeAll)! Reaver sets The Psychiatrist up… DDT DRIVER!! DDT DRIVER TO ‘TRIST!!!

BUT AT THE SAME TIME…CONG MAN JUST HITS THE CONGO BONGO ON JETSTER!!!!

Both men go for the cover simultaneously…BUT THE REF DOESN’T KNOW WHO TO COUNT? HE CHOOSES CONG MAN!!!!

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BROKEN UP BY AN EXASPERATED REAVER!!

Reaver realised he couldn’t win by pinning The Psychiatrist, and was just in time saving his partner, and his chance of getting hold of those belts! Who the hell are the legal men amongst this carnage? It’s still Reaver (Ant) and the Psychiatrist (MikeAll)! The Psychiatrist groggily gets to his feet, as Reaver anticipates it, whilst the others slide out of the ring and start arguing and talking trash on the outside! Reaver knees The Psychiatrist in the stomach, then hits him with some vicious chops! The Psychiatrist just seems out of it…POWERBOMB BY REAVER!! REAVER GOES UP TOP…….450’ SPLASH!!

BEJESUS! WHAT A MOVE! Reaver just falls on The Psychiatrist – that took a helluva lot out of both men! WHAT?!? THE MASKED MAN COMES RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP AGAIN?!

IS IT STD ONCE AGAIN?

OR…MAYBE HAWK OR GRANDPRIX PICKED UP THE MASK?!!?

THE MASKED MAN COMES IN AND PICKS UP REAVER…AND STARTS ATTACKING HIM....THEN HITS A TREMENDOUS DDT!!

He lifts up the mask….who is it?

DEAD WONDER!!!

This time Dead Wonder seems to be the Masked Man, and he’s just come in and taken out Reaver (Ant)! I do not believe what I am seeing! Cong Man, from the outside, comes in and takes out DW! He then sees the opportunity and goes over to Reaver and hooks his leg…

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….MOULDY CHEESE!! Mouldy Cheese just came through the crowd and broke up the three count! This is unbelievable! Just as Mouldy Cheese stands up with a triumphant smile on his face, he turns…straight into DW, who clotheslines him over the top rope! Mouldy Cheese flees back through the crowd, but the damage has already been done! All four men are slowly reviving. Boy, first we though STD was the masked man, then DW, but is either of them the authentic one? Cong Man is first up and goes for the nearly unconscious Psychiatrist (MikeAll) – The Hardcore Gorilla seems furious! Reaver goes to DW, seriously pi$$ed at that assault.

The crowd are going nuts! Cong Man and Reaver are behaving like men possessed! Cong Man is beating the crap out of The Psychiatrist, with punch after punch after punch – and then he rams his head into the damn turnbuckle! Reaver is chopping the living daylights out of DW – WHOO!, WHOO! WHOOOOOOO!!! OUT OF THE RING!. He turns…

…RIGHT INTO THE PATH OF CONG MAN!

IT’S JUST REAVER AND THE CONG MAN STANDING IN THE RING – IT HAS ALL BOILED DOWN TO THIS MOMENT!! They stare at each other for a long time, and now Reaver starts talking trash, getting right in his face!!! Reaver pushes Cong Man…then Cong Man pushes Reaver. Both men are about to strike the first blow…

WTF?!? THE LIGHTS HAVE JUST GONE OUT?

NOW THEY’RE BACK ON, AND IT’S THE MASKED MAN AGAIN!!! WHO IS IT THIS TIME?? HE’S STANDING RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF CONG MAN AND REAVER, 2x4 IN HAND!

THE MASKED MAN GOES TO STRIKE REAVER…

…BUT TURNS AND HITS THE CONG MAN!! OH MY GOD! THE MASKED MAN JUST NAILED THE CONG MAN WITH THE 2x4!! Cong Man drops to the floor as blood gushes down his face! Reaver laughs, and looks at the masked man! Don’t tell me they’ve been in cahoots all along. Reaver goes to shake hands…BUT THE MASKED MAN TAKES OUT REAVER! THIS IS UNHOLY!

Both men are lying on the floor. He looks at Reaver. Then Cong Man. Then…

…HE PUTS REAVER ON TOP OF CONG MAN! THOSE CHEERS HAVE TURNED TO A CACOPHONY OF BOOS! He picks up the referee’s arm…

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3!!!!!!!! REAVER HAS WON THE CAW TAG TEAM TITLES, BUT IT HAS BEEN OVERSHADOWED BY TONIGHT’S EVENTS!

The Masked Man leaves and walks up the ramp. Howard Finkel steps into the ring and puts the tag team titles down to the winners, who are slowly recovering. What devastation! Hawk, STD and Grandprix are nowhere to be seen after they disappeared backstage, old wounds over the HardCaw Title re-opened, and there’s carnage all around the ring as the superstars of SRW CAW division slowly re-awaken. And of course, there’s the other masked man…

As boos ring round the arena, the (still) Masked Man pulls a mic from his trousers and speaks, and removes his mask!!

“I’m the real masked man! You’ve seen a couple of fakers, but I’m the real deal! From now on, there’s a new player in town – you talk about your elements, your animalz, and your fighters, well, from know on, there’s a new factor in SRW – yes, I’m one hell of a fighter, yes, I will be an element in SRW, and, as a matter of fact, I’m an animal as well – SRW has just seen the first of…THE JACKAL (RM18)!

*fade out*

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NOTE FROM RM18: Hope you enjoyed the match. Let me explain the thinking behind this match up. I hope no-one is displeased with the ending – I wanted to introduce my CAW, the masked man, and this way was the best way to do it, as I wanted to keep the CAW feud going, while adding a fresh twist – I hope no-one feels I overdid my character’s bit, as I know you’re not allowed to write a match with your own character in, but I wanted him to enter with a bang. So next week on Eclipse, The Jackal will explain why he put Reaver on top of Cong Man, and we will see the fallout, from the STD/Hawk/Grandprix altercation, to the DW/Mouldy Cheese interference, from this match!

(Before we begin, apologies to everyone about the lateness of the match, I’ve been a little busy lately – anyway, enjoy. And remember Ant’s Method™)

What an Eclipse we’ve had this week at SRW! It’s been a major week for SRW developments outside the squared circle too, with various goings on politically, including a challenge to this esteemed federation by an unknown who goes by the name of ‘El Swandre’! Well, earlier this week, some SRW superstars, forgetting their own rivalries for a moment, met up with this non-believer in the parking lot. *chuckles* Let’s take a look…

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EARLIER THIS WEEK…

El Swandre is walking to his car, but there seems to be someone in it! He walks over to the window and taps on the blacked out panel. Who is it? As the window slowly goes down a nervous El Swandre peers through…IT’S REAVER (ANT)!! “I read recently that you doubted the quality of SRW”. El Swandre nods. “Weell, just as a little taster, we’ve prepared a little package of what SRW is about”…and eye rakes El Swandre, who, dazed, turns to escape…BUT BOUNCES OFF THE IMPERIOUS BODIES OF HAWK (AJ) AND THE PSYHIATRIST (MIKEALL)!! He’s in trouble now!! SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OUT OF NOWHERE FROM GRANDPRIX!

El Swandre hits the car, and the superstars of SRW start stomping on El Swandre! Reaver, orchestrating, orders Cong Man to Irish Whip him into the car, which he does, busting him open!! H e whispers something in Hawk’s ear, causing a sneer on his face. The other SRW guys throw a broken El Swandre onto the top of the car…Hawk jumps up to and lifts El Swandre…AND HITS A HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!! THE CAR ROOF PRACTICALLY SHATTERS!! Leaving a battered and bruised El Swandre in the dented car roof, Reaver (Ant) walks over to him and whispers “That, my boy, is what SRW is all about”, leaving El Swandre in no doubt of SRW’s dominance and superiority!

*fade to black*
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Now that we’ve got that little matter sorted out, let’s turn to tonight’s main event, a No. 1 Contender’s match for the SRW Title between The Whole Dam Show, Rob Van Dam (Rickoss), and the man who was only narrowly defeated in an epic SRW Title Cage Match by the then champion Kevin Nash not so long ago, the larger than life Chris Jericho (Figo)! The burgeoning career of both these two tremendous athletes would be furthered even more if one of these two can earn a shot at Scott Steiner’s recently acquired SRW Title.

Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) steps into the ring and speaks…”This match is scheduled for one fall, and is a No.1 Contender’s match for the SRW Title. And introducing, at 225 pounds, from Winnipeg, Canada, Chris Jericho!

THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS…5…4…3…2…1…BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! Here’s Chris Jericho (Figo) to a cacophony of boos, but he’s revelling in it! Y2J struts to the ring in his customary manner and grabs the mic off a startled Lillian Garcia for an impromptu speech! “Welcome to ECLIPSE IS JERICHO (does that even work? :). Let me take you back a couple of weeks. I know most of the people in this arena don’t have much brainpower so I’ll detail it for you. (Boos from the crowd) At Road to KotR, I battled then champ Kevin Nash (Allardini) in a Cage Match. I took punishment in that match – powerbombed from the cage, pildriven from halfway up the cage, I even moonsaulted from the top, only to meet canvas. And I lost. (Some cheers) But I’m back, ready to take more, so I can attain what is rightfully mine, the SRW Cha…

‘ONE OF A KIND’ HITS! IT’S ROB VAN DAM (RICKOSS)!! The familiar pose is struck, on the ramp, as well as by the majority of the audience in the stands. As RVD strolls down the ramp, basking in the adulation of the crowd, back in the ring Jericho is incensed that RVD cut him off, and he angrily takes off his shirt, anticipating RVD’s imminent arrival. After one last thumbs salute, Rob Van Dam (Rickoss) slides into the ring at the start of what should be a quickfire, skilful match up.

DING DING DING!

The match starts off with some lock-ups, some quick countering and a lot of reversals as one man seeks to gain an early advantage, but nothing. They break up again. And lock up again. A lot off technical wrestling early on here…but nothing. They break up again, to the derision of the crowd. Both men circle each other in the ring as the crowd slowly gets hotter. They lock up again. RVD seems to be getting the better of Jericho (Figo)…but a stiff elbow to the sternum by Jericho, unsettling RVD…WHOO!! A knife-edge chop from Jericho…WHOO!! And another…WHOO!!…And another!!

Irish whip by Jericho, propelling RVD (Rickoss) into the ropes. Jericho then jumps at him and hits a flying lariat, accompanied by Jericho’s usual shout! Jericho quickly spots the opportunity and goes for an early Walls of Jericho, but he can’t seem to turn RVD over…can he?…AMAZING AGILITY BY RVD TO FLIP JERICHO OVER!! What a manoeuvre, RVD used his leg power and natural ability to twist Jericho and flip him over – I wonder what psychological effect that will have on Jericho now that one of his most successful moves was countered so effectively by RVD.

RVD senses the tide is turning…as Jericho (Figo) gets to his feet he is met with a stiff Karate Kick to the jaw! Surprisingly, Jericho gets up rather quickly. RVD starts hitting Y2J with some fast kicks to the legs, backing him into a corner. Both men wrestle for supremacy by the turnbuckle, but RVD lifts Jericho to the top turnbuckle, the crowd cheering. RVD is looking to hit a hellacious backdrop from the turnbuckle, but Jericho is resisting! Elbow to the chest of RVD, and again! CRASH!!! RVD (RICKOSS) WAS JUST SENT CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!

What impact as RVD’s body is writhing on the floor! Jericho looks to hit a customary elbow drop from the top rope…he sets himself. What’s this? JERICHO APPEARS TO BE ATTEMPTING A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!! HE HITS IT…BUT RVD PUTS HIS KNEES UP! KNEES UP BY RVD! Jericho (Figo) is reeling from that blow. RVD leans over…1….2…

KICK OUT! As Jericho said earlier, it’s going to take a lot more than that to put him down! RVD doesn’t give up though, running to the nearby ropes and hitting a rope flip! He goes for another pinfall attempt…1……2…..shoulder up!, and this time with gusto by Jericho. Jericho gets swiftly to his feet this time. Clothesline by Jericho, shoulder block, knocking RVD to the canvas. As Jericho walks over to RVD, RVD grabs Jericho’s legs and turns it into an inside cradle……...1……...2……..another kick out by Chris Jericho. As Jericho gets to his feet, RVD (Rickoss) delivers a roundhouse kick to the jaw of Y2J Chris Jericho (Figo)! He runs to the ropes and goes to hit the ROLLING THUNDER…BUT THIS TIME JERICHO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!

This allows Jericho to get a breather, and despite the earlier boos Jericho is now getting some cheers from an appreciative crowd. Jericho is first to his feet and picks up RVD (Rickoss), hooking his head under his arm and hitting a hard suplex, but RVD’s body seems to rebound from the impact as he gets straight back up! RVD starts hitting Jericho with some right hands, and runs to the ropes and hits an accurate Missile Dropkick! Jericho (Figo) doesn’t go down though, and staggers backwards, prompting RVD to run at him and hit a running clothesline over the top rope, knocking Jericho’s head into the announce table.

RVD skilfully jumps out the ring, and nails Jericho with a few shots to the head, before removing the monitors and protective cover, hitting Jericho inbetween to keep him dazed. He picks up Jericho and lays him flat out on the table…WHERE’S HE GOING? RVD JUMPS ON THE SECOND ROPE FROM THE OUTSIDE AND FLIPS ONTO JERICHO!!! SMACK!!! THE TABLE SHATTERS!! UNBELIEVABLE!

RVD (Rickoss) picks up a broken Jericho (Figo) into the ring and pushes him in the ring. He goes for the count…

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KICK OUT!!!! RVD (RICKOSS) CAN’T BELIEVE IT! The crowd goes wild! RVD picks up Jericho and punches him – Jericho appears close to a TKO. And another punch! And an…BUT JERICHO REVERSES! The crowd start cheering him, I think anyone must admire his toughness! He Irish whips RVD and hits the BULLDOG, and we all know what happens next! Somehow Y2J (FIGO) summons the strength to hit the LIONSAULT! LIONSAULT! HE GOES FOR THE PIN…

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KICK OUT!!!!! SENSATIONAL! Jericho is nearly crying with exasperation, he thought he had him there!!

What more can these two men give us? They’ve put everything into their bodies to win this match! RVD is first to his feet. He rolls out of the ring, battered and bruised, but still finds the time to give an RVD signal to an accepting crowd! What’s he doing? In a throwback to his ECW days, RVD is bringing out a garbage can!! He slides back into the ring and places the garbage can into the centre of the ring…YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME?! RVD IS PLACING JERICHO OVER THE GARBAGE CAN SO Y2J’S BODY ARCS OVER THE CAN!!! The crowd are going absolutely mental as RVD swiftly jumps to the top turnbuckle…FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!……

…….BUT JERICHO (FIGO) MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! RVD JUST HIT A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ONTO A STEEL GARBAGE CAN – DENTING THE CAN – AND HIS STERNUM – IN THE PROCESS!!! What an impact!! RVD (Rickoss) is reeling as Jericho gets to his feet. As RVD rolls onto his back, Jericho himself spots an opportunity…he runs to the ropes…bounces of the second one…LIONSAULT! LIONSAULT!…..

………BUT NOW RVD MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? JERICHO JUST HIT A LIONSAULT ONTO THE REMAINS OF THE GARBAGE CAN!! What a sequence of events, and the crowd respond with a roar that is off the charts!! NEITHER WRESTLER CAN SEEM TO MAKE PROPER CONTACT!!

This is unreal – neither RVD (Rickoss) nor Chris Jericho (Figo) has made proper contact with their most devastating moves, but you get the feeling that the man that eventually does will emerge from this contest victorious! RVD sees Jericho absolutely flat out on the canvas, and he gets to the top turnbuckle…FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!…AND THIS TIME IT DOES MAKE CONTACT!!! HE DRAPES HIS ARM OVER AND GOES FOR THE COVER..

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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROB VAN DAM (RICKOSS) IS THE NO.1 CONTENDER FOR THE SRW TITLE!

RVD collapses on the floor, tired but victorious, but Jericho (Figo) lays on the canvas, left to rue his missed chances…

*fade to black*

Hello and welcome to another standard SRW wrestling introduction from Starlight, featuring last minute hype for the match, fanfare and a spot of sarcasm. Oh yeah it’s No Holds Barred.

Ahem.

We have a very anticipated CAW match tonight between Jetster and Hawk, Jetster who is representing Reaver and Hawk who is representing Dead Wonder! And just for you people if Hawk wins then Dead Wonder is allowed back into SRW but if Jetster wins he stays out and I also took a special look at the contract for this match and there’s no loop hole anywhere letting us kick Reaver out so don’t get your hopes up.

*Half the audience leaves booing

Hawk’s (AfroJoe who does not rule) music hits!
The crowd begin to boo, this entrance music sounds distinctively like Raven’s, gah must be mistaken, Dead Wonder is accompanying him and seems to be trying to pump him up for his match, DW gets a great pop, he has been missing for some time looks like they missed him, awwwww.

Jetster’s music hits!
KAPOW!! (um) and he’s accompanied by Reaver (Anthony) :0) The two seem quite confident with things, they don’t react to the crowd or psyche up or anything, they seem to simply walk to the ring with a purpose, no showboating no nothing, gah!

Jetster and Hawk climb into the ring and the bell rings, Reaver and DW lock eyes outside the ring and embark on a eye staring competition, the crowd is pumped. Hawk and Jetster dive into a lock up, both men struggle to gain the upper hand pushing one another back until Jetster prevails and uses his agility to slide under Hawks arm and faces his back and locks in a sleeper hold.

Hawk struggles out of it and turns to face Jetster, CRACK! Woah! Savatt kick to the face! It’s startled Jetster, Hawk doesn’t let up though and follows up with some hard right and left hand punches knocking Jetster into the corner and the hammers away with a flurry of kicks to the mid section before pulling off a spinning kick sending Jetster down. What speed! The referee can’t do nothing about the constant attack because well, it’s no Holds Barred anything goes isn’t it. The crowd loved the action and cheer wildly, Hawk drags Jetster into the centre of the ring, 1, 2....Kick out! What resiliency!

Outside the ring the two are now using the steps to sit on and carry their staring contest on so no worries about that pair.

Hawk (AfroJoe) picks up Jetster and whips him off the ropes on his return his sends him flying over the top rope and to the outside but Jetster landed on his feet and pulls Hawks legs from under him and drags him outside with him, Jetster stomps on Hawk a little then begins to remove the monitors from off the announce table, the announcers quickly scurry off despite one of them being a professional wrestler. WHAM!! Oh no! Jetster KO’ed Hawk with a security monitor and Hawk is busted open!

He then drags him ontop of the announcers desk, Hawk is out of it, Jetster tries to pick him up but he just slumps back down into a heap and he can’t get him up into a good enough position for any move, Jetster decides to leave him there and he rolls back into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, the crowd comes to it’s feet, what’s he gonna do here? No! Jetster jumps and gets huge air, the arena is engulfed with camera flashing light as Jetster goes for a hhuuuuuuuuuuuggggee splash! CRASH!!! He missed! GOOD GOD!! Hawk rolled out of the way and Jetster went through, amazing, now he’s the crumpled mess!

Hawk (AfroJoe) picks up a chair and beats him with it, terrifying noises of steel meeting skull are too much to describe, Hawk picks up and force rolls Jetster into the ring, he’s out for sure, cockily Hawk picks up Jetster in the HAWKMISSION position delivering more pain, he quickly drops him and taps his elbow and goes top rope, we all know what’s coming here, Hawk climbs the turnbuckle and goes for the ELBOW DROP but wait Jetster snaps out of it, gets up and counters with a drop-kick! WTF! Jetster is obviously hurt as He staggers about to pick Hawk up both of them lock up and exchange lethal right hand blows.

DW gets up from his sitting position and walks over to the crowd, sweating and panting but his eyes still locked onto a calm Reaver, DW grabs hold of a drink from one of the crowd members and throws it at Reaver forcing him to loose this stare out competition. Reaver wipes himself clean of the beverage and gets up, DW back off a little but Reaver ignores him and heads over to ringside. DW wins the it then, nobody cheers because umm nobody really noticed, DW celebrates with himself but all attention is on Reaver where’s he off to? Hawk whips Jetster into the ropes and Reaver pulls leg of Jetster sending him crashing to the mat! Reaver helped Hawk? He helped DW!! What the hell? Dead Wonder seems just as shocked as us.

Now where’s he going? He’s just walking away heading up the ramp! The crowd don’t know what to make of this SCREWDRIVER!! Hawk nails his finisher from out of nowhere and makes the pin, 1, 2.....3!! It’s over, it’s finally over, DW is back in SRW!! The crowd go mad but what about Reaver?

The camera zooms in on him and Reaver is seen again staring at DW and points at him as if to say “You’re next” Reaver smiles to himself as the show goes off the air. Has Reaver got his way? What’s his plans here.

4 months later the PPV is released on video and DVD and we get some extra footage and here it is..

Reaver is seen pacing the top of the ramp and DW and Hawk refuse to go up there and seem cautious of him while celebrating expecting some kind of an attack to go down, Jetster begins to stir and get up, the two raise their arms one more time and leave through the crowd, cameras backstage watch them as they quickly leave the arena in a waiting limo, Reaver is seen shortly after arriving to where the left and smiles one more time before walking away. The camera fades.

Congrats to AfroJoe and more importantly Dw because you’re back in SRW. Unlucky Jetster for being a pawn to Reaver, looks like another feud is firing up.

Thanks for reading
Starlight

Good evening, and welcome to SRW : Eclipse, and the match we'll be showing now will be a Number 1 Contendership match for the Tag Team Titles. This match will be between the champions, Matt and JeffHardy (Grandprix and IB) and Chuck and Billy (RM18 and Cong Man). This one should be interesting. Enjoy!

*Hardyz music hits* Here come out Tag Team Champions. They've held the title for months now, and they are pretty much unbeatable as a team. What can they do to Chuck and Billy? The Hardyz bounce down the ramp in usual fashion, and slide into the rign, showing off their Tag Titles. They jump onto the 2nd ropes in opposite corners from each other, posing to the crowd, who love our Tag Champs. As their music goes off, the take off their tag belts and wait for the arrival of their opponents.

"Yoouuuuu looooook sooooo.... good to me....." Here come Chuck and Billy. "Accompanied to the ring by their fashion designer, Rico, weighing in at a combined weight of 510lbs, Billy and Chuck!" Billy and Chuck imitate The Hardyz on their way down the ramp, to the crowd's annoyance, and to Rico's delight. Jeff is shouting at them to get in the ring over the ropes, as Chuck attempts to walk like Matt Hardy. Billy and Chuck get in the ring, and Rico walks around to his post at Chuck and Billy's corner. Billy gets out of the ring, as does Matt, so that Jeff and Chuck can start the match. They lock up. DING DING DING!

Straight away, Chuck uses his height and power advantage over Jeff to put him in a Headlock. Jeff manages to fight out though, pushing Chuck onto the ropes. Chuck bounces back, and knocks Jeff down with a Shoulder Block. Jeff is right back on his feet, and he starts to get a few punches in on Chuck, before Chuck knees him in the ribs. Chuck uses his size advantage to push Jeff around a little, before making a Tag to Billy. Chuck holds Jeff's arm up so that his chest is showing, and Billy can kick him in the stomach. Chuck exits the ring, and Billy starts to work away on Jeff.

Billy slaps Jeff in the face, but he is slapped back by the Hardy brother. Jeff then chops Billy in the chest, and tries to whip him off the ropes. but Billy makes a nice reversal, and hits a hard Clothesline on Jeff. Rico is applauing his man's work, and Matt is trying to help Jeff up by stamping on the mat. Billy looks over at Matt, and imitates one of Matt's entrance poses right in front of him. Chuck and Rico look please on their side of the ring, but Matt looks furious. Lucky for him though, Jeff is back on his feet, and he punches Billy in the back a few times. This knocks Billy onto the ropes, where Jeff puts him in position for a back drop. BACK DROP! Billy's back is driven into the mat by Jeff, who now makes a tag to Matt Hardy.

Jeff climbs out, and Matt jumps in, taunting Billy. Billy gets up, and Matt hits him in the face a few times. Matt pushes Billy onto the ropes, and chops in him in the chest 3 times (and all chops are followed by large OOOOOHHHs from the crowd), and then whips Billy off the ropes. Billy returns, and ducks under Matt's attempted Clothesline, and performs a NECKBREAKER! Good strong Neckbreaker there by Billy Gunn. He picks Matt up, and throws him into the corner. Billy hits a few punches, and as Matt tries to get out of the corner, he is placed into a fine Powerslam by Billy Gunn. Good strong effect on the mat there in that Powerslam by Billy! He makes the Tag to Chuck.

Chuck Palumbo comes into the ring, and stomps on Matt a few times. He picks Matt up by the hair, and hits him in the stomach 3 times with his hard knee. Matt is trying not to fall over in pain. It now looks like Chuck is setting him up for a Suplex! Yes! Hard Suplex there by Chuck Palumbo onto Matt Hardy. Palumbo picks up Matt again by the hair, and throws him into the turnbuckle. Chuck props Matt up on the 2nd rope, and climbs up with him. He puts Matt's arm over his head. This looks like a Superplex! BUT WAIT a MINUTE! Matt is fighting back! He punches Chuck hard in the stomach a few times, and then pushes him off the 2nd rope onto the floor. Chuck falls hard on his back. We know what's coming now! Oooooooh!!! Matt doe the LEG DROP! Leg Drop right to the chest of Palumbo. This ones over. 1, 2... and the count is broken up by Billy, who leapt into the ring. In comes Jeff too. All hell's gonna break loose!

Jeff jumps on Billy, and starts hitting him in the face. Matt is on Chuck on the ground, punching the life out of him. Jeff clotheslines Billy over the ropes, but falls out also. Matt gets Chuck up, and he hits a hard Superkick on him, but Rico comes flying in with a Roundhouse Kick.. but what the hell?!? Matt ducked under Rico's kick, and Superkicks him in the face. Rico falls down, and Jeff, who is climbing back into the ring after knocking Billy down, is setting Rico up for the WORM! He dances on the spot! W - O - R - M - CRACK! Chair shot to the side of Jeff's head by Billy Gunn, and the ref didn't see it as he was looking at Chuck pulling Matt out of the ring by his feet. He turns around to see Jeff being covered by Billy. 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! WE HAVE NEW TAG CHAMPS! Finally, new Tag Champs in SRW! We've waited months on end for this moment, and finally it's come! Billy and Chuck are the new Tag Champs.

"Youuuuu loooook sooooo.... good to me..." plays over the arena, as Chuck and Billy escape with another victory, and this time, with their Tag Team titles. They run up the ramp, pulling Rico also, as Matt and Jeff fume in the ring! Chuck and Billy have successfully won again, and this time for the SRW Tag Team Championships, but yet again, they didn't do it fairly....

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Winners : Chuck and Billy (RM18 and Cong Man)
Losers : The Hardyz (Grandprix and Ice Blaster)

Cheers, AJ.

FZZZZZZT! SR Towers is once again thrown into darkness as we get set for what should be a brutal no disqualification match! On his way to the ring being accompanied by the rest of the nWo, former SRW Champion Kevin Nash (allardini)! He’s been looking forward to this match ever since Free-Fall, and he’s carrying a chair in hand which is most probably meant for the new champion, Scott Steiner (MikeAll)!

“Ya dealin’ with da X-Factor...” A surprisingly loud pop for these guys, who have been named by some as the “nWo Rejects,” but they like to call themselves the X-Factor! X-Pac (DW), Albert (Jetster) and Justin Credible (Rickoss) all left the nWo last week when they sided with Steiner in his argument with Nash. Nash, being the leader, threw them out with force. Just behind those three, emerging from the curtains now is the Special Reserve Wrestling Champion, Scott Steiner (MikeAll)! A MASSIVE pop goes up for this guy, I guess anyone can become a fan favourite when you’re fighting with the nWo!

The nWo are on the outside of the ring by the Announcer’s Table, and the X-Factor are at the bottom of the entrance ramp. It’s only a one-on-one match, but both these factions are sure to get involved...wait, HBK (Longy) is missing...he’s wading through the crowd using them to hide him, and he emerges behind the X-Factor with a steel chair! CLANG! CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF X-PAC (DW)! STEINER RETALIATES BY HITTING HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH HIS BELT, AND TURNS BACK TO MEET THE FULL FORCE OF THE NWO!

As the rest of the two factions continue to battle it out, Kevin Nash (allardini) and Scott Steiner (MikeAll) manage to climb into the ring, DING DING DING! Nash wastes no time in attacking his hated rival, the man who took the SRW Title from him! The SRW Title means more money, more fame, more respect and more happiness, as well as the immense amount of pride and recognition!

Nash (allardini) literally INVADES the champion, shoving him into a corner and mullering him with constant right and left-hands, high and low! Steiner (MikeAll) staggers out and Nash (allardini) meets him with a Big BOOT! Steiner is floored as Nash picks up the chair from the outside, lifts it high above his head, and bring it down right onto the spine of his opponent! CLANG! And once again! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! FIVE MORE SHOTS, THIS IS INHUMANE!

But entering the ring to stop the madness is THE PSYCHIATRIST (MIKEALL)! WHAM! A SHOT TO THE HEAD OF NASH (ALLARDINI) WITH THE CAW TITLE! HE HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE...PSYCHOANALYSER-WHAM! WHAT IMPACT!

He escapes the arena with Scott Hall (DW) right on his heels, but Grandprix emerges from no where and takes him out with the FINISH LINE! The Psychiatrist (allardini) means business with Nash (allardini), and he’s obviously willing to try in every way to prove that he is the better man.

Meanwhile in the ring, Steiner has crawled into a cover! 1...2...and X-Pac (DW) is literally tossed into the ring by the Big Show (Longy), and he lands right on top of the two participants, breaking the count! X-Pac apologises to his fellow X-Factor member, and then catapults himself over the ropes and straight into the waiting arms of Big Show, who powerslams back down to the ground – a bad move by the veteran there, as the nWo begin to gain control over the X-Factor!

Albert (Jetster) has been forced into the ring, and decided to try and deliver the Albert Bomb to Nash (allardini), but Nash uses all his strength to shove him off, and straight into Steiner (MikeAll), and they both go toppling over the ropes and into the waiting mob that is the nWo! This has turned into a Lumberjack Match, as HBK, the Big Show and Vince McMahon (MikeAll) continually pound on the SRW Champion and his friend! WHAM! Justin Credible (Rickoss) comes in with a powerful Super Kick to the face of Shawn Micheals, and this allows Steiner to get back into the ring.

Unfortunately, he staggers straight into Kevin Nash (allardini), who lifts him above his head and delivers a massive POWERBOMB! MY GAWD, THE WHOLE OF SR TOWERS SHOOK AT THAT ONE! Nash makes a rather unnecessary signal to the crowd before making a cover. 1...2...

But Steiner (MikeAll) has his foot on the bottom rope! Amazing resiliency! Nash (allardini) is pretty damn annoyed and he goes to pick him up, but Steiner pulls him into a roll-up, 1..2...3!

Just like that, it’s over! Steiner (MikeAll) literally sprints out of the ring, only stopping to grab his belt and joins the rest of the X-Factor at the top of the ramp! They celebrate before leaving, and Steiner (MikeAll) is left, and he lifts the SRW Championship Belt up high for all to see! Nash (allardini) is throwing a fit in the ring as the crowd go wild, and rest of the nWo look crestfallen! Tonight, Steiner (MikeAll) proved why he is the best, but The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) surely played a part, and must be top of the nWo leader’s priority list after his crucial interference.

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The winner of this match: Scott Steiner (MikeAll).

Thanks for reading, Ant.

We have some footage backstage before the start of tonight’s triple threat Hardcore Title match.

Raven (Starlight) and Steve Blackman (Ant) are seen chatting. Blackman is spinning his Kendo stick in his usual manner and Raven seems rather impressed by it. Raven says something and they walk off with some purpose.

Shamrock (KR) has just arrived into the arena in a black pickup with the Hardcore Title. The title is on the line 24/7 but he seems confident as he steps out. Wait a moment! It’s Raven and Steve Blackman! They don’t want to wait to get Shamrock in the ring! It seems this Triple threat match is on right now! Shamrock wisely jumps back into the pickup and speeds out of the arena. Raven and Blackman are a little annoyed and search the car park. They find a pickup of their own and speed off after Shamrock. Hold on! Someone just jumped into the back of that pickup with a bin! Who could it be? As the high speed chase continues, we will have a commercial break.

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Welcome back! We have some recorded footage of an incident out on the top of a motorway bridge near the beach. It seems that Ken Shamrock (KR) has been pulled over by the police. Shamrock is outside the truck talking, here comes Raven (Starlight) and Blackman (Ant)! We might find out who is in the back of that truck now.

Raven wasn’t driving so he is out first and attacks Shamrock. Blackman gets out of the truck, the person from the back of the truck gets out… IT’S CRASH (Grandprix)! Crash raises the bin over his head… Oooh! Blackman back kicks Crash in the groinal area! Blackman grabs the bin, puts Crash in it and rolls him down the hill in the road below! Cars screech and collide. We have received information about the accident. Many people have been seriously hurt but we have good news – Crash is fine!

Shamrock (KR) has managed to shake off Raven (Starlight) and drive off while Blackman (Ant) was distracted. The policeman is restraining Raven while Blackman gets in the truck. Blackman pulls out and Raven jumps into the back. The chase is still on.

That was all taped during the commercials so what we see now is live footage. We are at the beach now. The camera is scanning around… its Shamrock! He’s lying on the beach sunbathing! He must have lost Raven and Blackman. He’s seems very relaxed now. WHAM! Raven hits Shamrock with a beach umbrella! He has a ref with him… 1… 2…

Blackman (Ant) splits it up! Blackman has got his Kendo stick with him… WHACK! It snapped right over Raven’s head! Shamrock (KR) is running towards the pier! Blackman gives chase and Raven (Starlight) is flat out! A few women are walking by and they seem rather interested in Raven. They try to talk to him but they get no reply. They look a bit concerned because he isn’t moving. One of them must be a nurse because she is giving him mouth to mouth. Raven comes round but the camera switches to Shamrock and Blackman who are scrapping it out on the pier. Blackman whips Shamrock into the steel railings. They are fighting towards a building. Blackman is taking control, he walks up to Shamrock, Shamrock has a worried look in his eye, and Blackman dives out of the way. Why did he dive? It’s Raven! Raven is charging at Shamrock!

Shamrock (KR) back body drops Raven (Starlight) into the sea! It’s going to take Raven a little while to get out of there! Shamrock is running towards that building. Blackman (Ant) continues to chase. There are balloons outside of the building, what is going on in there? We see Shamrock run, Blackman runs in a few seconds after. It’s a wedding! There is a lot of dancing going on and they are continuing to dance around Shamrock and Blackman brawling over the dance floor.

This one is going to get messy; they are heading for the food tables. Blackman starts throwing plates at Shamrock, Shamrock has caught one, OOOH! Shamrock connects with a plate in the gut! Shamrock grabs Blackman and slides him across the tables’ barroom style! The wedding party is enjoying this. Shamrock goes to pick up Blackman, trifle all over Shamrock. Shamrock holds onto a table for balance, SUPERKICK FROM BLACKMAN! Shamrock flies over the table! Blackman has to move a few things, cover by Blackman! 1… 2…

3! Blackman (Ant) is the Hardcore champion! He grabs the belt and decides to stay to respect the newlyweds who are just about to cut the cake. Blackman is standing by the cake, WHAM! A wooden chair cracks over the head of Blackman! Shamrock (KR) is back! Shamrock picks Blackman up and SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE CAKE AND TABLE! SHAMROCK LOCKS IN THE ANKLE LOCK!

BLACKMAN TAPS! SHAMROCK WINS THE TITLE BACK!

Shamrock is running out of the building. I think he has escaped this encounter.

WINNER: KEN SHAMROCK (KR)