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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
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Michael Cole is standing backstage with representatives of the two teams tonight, Rosey (Jericho15) and Jetster in his locker room being interviewed by Kevin Kelly merely seconds before their huge interpromotional CAW Vs SRW member match, the two men are split up purely because of the violence they believe will happen if these men came face to face and interviewed.
MC: “So Rosey are you looking forward to your match”
Rosey: “With him, he don’t stand a chance”
*He says this as he rips away at a chunk of meat
Rosey: “He ain’t half the man I am”
Jetster: “You got that right”
MC: “Is that your secret to success, through what you eat?”
Rosey: “Yeah, you could say that, plus it tastes mighty fine huh?”
Jetster: “Like when’s the last time you saw your feet dude?”
Rosey: “You know my father was a big man and he was very successful in life, in fact it was because of his size that he became well known”
Jetster: “Why did he have an amusement park based around him?”
Rosey: “It’s because of him that I’m here today, I too want to prove large people are people too”
Jetster: “Shouldn’t you be veged out watching TV or something right about now”
MC: “Well I think that’s great, good luck in your match tonight”
*Rosey and Michael Cole shake hands and Rosey walks away
Jetster: “He is well fat though ain’t he”
MC: “You were quiet Jetster, not intimidated were you?”
Jetster: “You what!?”
Kevin Kelly: “Oh no, sorry the mic isn’t on”
*Jetster stares menacingly at Kevin Kelly as KK slowly retreats and leaves the locker room.
FAT BOYS ARE BACK!!
The arena is filled with the the popular Fat Boys track as Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal (Bazzman) come out on stage! They raise their hands to the crowd but don’t get much support as they jog (walking pace to us) to the ring and somehow both manage to squeeze under the ropes, no getting in the ring then setting up the ropes around them this time, someone’s been in the gym.
My Sacrifice hits to a chorus of boos, the Elements strut out on stage, Jetsters success lately has been thanks to his partner Reaver (Ant) but he could not however gain him a place in the HIAC and now he’s looking to unleash his frustration out on someone tonight, with two Elements here tonight the pain they can cause could be off the chart, speculation has it that, Jetster will be doing most of the work as Reaver conserves his stregnth for the gigantic HIAC match later tonight.
Jetster walks face to face with Rosey (Jericho15) as the bell rings, Jetster obviously begins speaking and talking trash some of which we heard earlier (well most of us heard earlier) as Rosey becomes enraged and swings for Jetster who ducks it and goes behind and legs Rosey up so he lands face first on the mat, Jetster thinks this is hilariously funny and begins laughing.
Rosey gets up however and the two tie up, with ease Rosey pushes Jetster to the ground as the he begins laughing, this does not go down well and the two walk around the ring each hunting the other. Jetster lets loose with a running closeline but no effect, he then tries a head shot but again to no avail, Rosey retaliates by lifting Jetster up above his head and performing a big scoop slam! WHAM!! The impact stuns Jetster for a second as Rosey takes advantage with a huge belly flop! ARGGH!! That must have totally crushed him!! The referee’s counting, 1, 2.....Jetster gets his arm up! WOW! Not really a kick out but it stopped the count none the less.
Rosey gets up taking Jetster with him, but Jetster somehow fights back and hits home with a few right hand shots, Jetster swings Rosey into the ropes but that was never going to happen and Jetster just hurts his arm trying, relentless he delivers a devastating heatbutt to Rosey which totally catches him off guard, Rosey staggers back and Jetster follows up with a running neckbreaker! Not letting up he takes to the top rope and moonsaults off the top, WHAM!! HE HIT HOME!! I THINK THAT HURT JETSTER TOO! Jetster is lying on top Rosey, the referee counts, 1, 2....kick out!
Jetster quickly gets up and tags in the mighty Reaver and Jetster exits the ring and goes under it and I mean goes right under the ring and out of sight, Rosey gets up and looks around for his opponent, not noticing the earlier tag he walks over to one side of the ring as Reaver climbs in, Jetster appears at the opposite end and taunts Rosey with fat boy names, Rosey charges over but is grabbed from behind by Reaver and swung into a closeline which staggers him back allowing Jamal to tag himself in.
Jamal makes a dive for Reaver who side steps it with ease as the big man lands on his face. Reaver picks him up and signals Jetster in, kick to the stomach and Reaver pulls Rosey in for a powerbomb? No way? The crowd lights up as the two hoist him up onto his shoulders, no way! POWERBOMB!! BOOOOOM!! Jamal was driven into the canvas! Jetster tags himself in as Reaver takes Jamal over to Rosey who tags himself in too, why did he do that? Reaver leaves the ring with Jamal and heads up the ramp, is this what we call conserving his energy.
Rosey runs at Jetser who uses that momentum to hoist him up and uses the ropes to completely push him over! Rosey (RM18) falls really akward and hits his lower back of the steel steps on the way down! Argh! Jetster pulls from under his shirt a plain brown bag as the crowd begins to cheer, what’s he got in there? Jetster pulls out a boxing glove!! No way, this isn’t a boxing match, Jetster puts it on but the referee tries to intervene this isn’t a no DQ match and WHAM!! THE REFEREE GETS KNOCKED OUT FOR HIS TROUBLES!! The bell sounds and declares Rosey the winner but Jetster doesn’t seem too fussed, he’s got a lot of frustration he wants to unleash, not getting into that HIAC match has really pumped him up.
Atop of the ramp Jamal (Bazzman) is fighting back and slams Reavers (Ant) head off the steel archway and delivers some stiff right hand blows, this furiates Reaver who knocks Jamal down and rips a pipe from the archway! CRACK!! OH MY GOD!! KNOCK OUT BY REAVER, THE ELEMENTS CLEAR HOUSE!! The crowd goes wild, Reaver picks up the fallen body and drags it into the back and out of sight, before leaving he nods at Jetster who nods back.
Rosey sees the awaiting Jetster in the ring and he then heads under the ring in search of useable items, Rosey re-appears with two brown bags of his own, he hasn’t got boxing gloves too has he? Jetster looks just as confused as us. Rosey reaches into the bags and throws some of it’s contents into the ring, IT’S PINS!! Rosey throws a whole bag full of pins into the ring, oh my god the ring is covered, he slides in the ring and uses the other full bag to hit Jetster sending Jetster backwards into the ropes. He opens the over bag and empties it’s contents! IT’S NAILS!!! OH FOR GODS SAKE!! NAILS!! This is too much, the ring is soaked in pins and nails, ergh I shudder to think what could happen here.
Referees appear from the back to stop the match but both you and me know that didn’t work, the two with a look of fear in their eye stare at one another, the crowd begin to chant the names of both superstars as they slowly walk toward one another, Jetster aggressively throwing his gloves at Rosey, they meet in the centre of the ring, what a moment.... right hand by Jester, right hand by Rosey, Jetster, Rosey, Jetster, Rosey! Neither man falling down or indeed daring to fall down. Jetster quickly scoops up Rosey, WOW!! He’s lifting him! CRASH!! SCOOP SLAM!! ARGH!! Oh my, Rosey is in serious pain! Ergh, his back is bleeding, nails and pins are sticking out of him, his back and arms are cut and bleeding. But Jetster’s not finished he’s going top rope! Please no, he can’t! He launches himself....... WHAMMM!! THE MONEY MAKER!!! ROSEY IS SHREDDED TO DEATH!! Blood pours from where Rosey lays, but Jetster still hasn’t finished? He’s altering the ropes, what’s he doing, the ropes have been slackened slightly, Jetster whips Rosey into the opposite ropes for momentum and up Roseys return uses all of his strength to push and force Rosey faster more! He breaks through the ropes as they give way and hurtles into the... CRASSSHH!!! The announce table is thrust backwards as Rosey crashes head first off the table! He’s completely destroyed, the announcers on the other side were CRUSHED!
Medics attend to Rosey and the announcers as security force Jetster to leave ringside. Jetster is greeted by his partner on the ramp but where is Jamal? What can we expect from the Hell in a Cell match later on tonight after this unlikely war?
Thanks for reading
Starlight
MC: “So Rosey are you looking forward to your match”
Rosey: “With him, he don’t stand a chance”
*He says this as he rips away at a chunk of meat
Rosey: “He ain’t half the man I am”
Jetster: “You got that right”
MC: “Is that your secret to success, through what you eat?”
Rosey: “Yeah, you could say that, plus it tastes mighty fine huh?”
Jetster: “Like when’s the last time you saw your feet dude?”
Rosey: “You know my father was a big man and he was very successful in life, in fact it was because of his size that he became well known”
Jetster: “Why did he have an amusement park based around him?”
Rosey: “It’s because of him that I’m here today, I too want to prove large people are people too”
Jetster: “Shouldn’t you be veged out watching TV or something right about now”
MC: “Well I think that’s great, good luck in your match tonight”
*Rosey and Michael Cole shake hands and Rosey walks away
Jetster: “He is well fat though ain’t he”
MC: “You were quiet Jetster, not intimidated were you?”
Jetster: “You what!?”
Kevin Kelly: “Oh no, sorry the mic isn’t on”
*Jetster stares menacingly at Kevin Kelly as KK slowly retreats and leaves the locker room.
FAT BOYS ARE BACK!!
The arena is filled with the the popular Fat Boys track as Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal (Bazzman) come out on stage! They raise their hands to the crowd but don’t get much support as they jog (walking pace to us) to the ring and somehow both manage to squeeze under the ropes, no getting in the ring then setting up the ropes around them this time, someone’s been in the gym.
My Sacrifice hits to a chorus of boos, the Elements strut out on stage, Jetsters success lately has been thanks to his partner Reaver (Ant) but he could not however gain him a place in the HIAC and now he’s looking to unleash his frustration out on someone tonight, with two Elements here tonight the pain they can cause could be off the chart, speculation has it that, Jetster will be doing most of the work as Reaver conserves his stregnth for the gigantic HIAC match later tonight.
Jetster walks face to face with Rosey (Jericho15) as the bell rings, Jetster obviously begins speaking and talking trash some of which we heard earlier (well most of us heard earlier) as Rosey becomes enraged and swings for Jetster who ducks it and goes behind and legs Rosey up so he lands face first on the mat, Jetster thinks this is hilariously funny and begins laughing.
Rosey gets up however and the two tie up, with ease Rosey pushes Jetster to the ground as the he begins laughing, this does not go down well and the two walk around the ring each hunting the other. Jetster lets loose with a running closeline but no effect, he then tries a head shot but again to no avail, Rosey retaliates by lifting Jetster up above his head and performing a big scoop slam! WHAM!! The impact stuns Jetster for a second as Rosey takes advantage with a huge belly flop! ARGGH!! That must have totally crushed him!! The referee’s counting, 1, 2.....Jetster gets his arm up! WOW! Not really a kick out but it stopped the count none the less.
Rosey gets up taking Jetster with him, but Jetster somehow fights back and hits home with a few right hand shots, Jetster swings Rosey into the ropes but that was never going to happen and Jetster just hurts his arm trying, relentless he delivers a devastating heatbutt to Rosey which totally catches him off guard, Rosey staggers back and Jetster follows up with a running neckbreaker! Not letting up he takes to the top rope and moonsaults off the top, WHAM!! HE HIT HOME!! I THINK THAT HURT JETSTER TOO! Jetster is lying on top Rosey, the referee counts, 1, 2....kick out!
Jetster quickly gets up and tags in the mighty Reaver and Jetster exits the ring and goes under it and I mean goes right under the ring and out of sight, Rosey gets up and looks around for his opponent, not noticing the earlier tag he walks over to one side of the ring as Reaver climbs in, Jetster appears at the opposite end and taunts Rosey with fat boy names, Rosey charges over but is grabbed from behind by Reaver and swung into a closeline which staggers him back allowing Jamal to tag himself in.
Jamal makes a dive for Reaver who side steps it with ease as the big man lands on his face. Reaver picks him up and signals Jetster in, kick to the stomach and Reaver pulls Rosey in for a powerbomb? No way? The crowd lights up as the two hoist him up onto his shoulders, no way! POWERBOMB!! BOOOOOM!! Jamal was driven into the canvas! Jetster tags himself in as Reaver takes Jamal over to Rosey who tags himself in too, why did he do that? Reaver leaves the ring with Jamal and heads up the ramp, is this what we call conserving his energy.
Rosey runs at Jetser who uses that momentum to hoist him up and uses the ropes to completely push him over! Rosey (RM18) falls really akward and hits his lower back of the steel steps on the way down! Argh! Jetster pulls from under his shirt a plain brown bag as the crowd begins to cheer, what’s he got in there? Jetster pulls out a boxing glove!! No way, this isn’t a boxing match, Jetster puts it on but the referee tries to intervene this isn’t a no DQ match and WHAM!! THE REFEREE GETS KNOCKED OUT FOR HIS TROUBLES!! The bell sounds and declares Rosey the winner but Jetster doesn’t seem too fussed, he’s got a lot of frustration he wants to unleash, not getting into that HIAC match has really pumped him up.
Atop of the ramp Jamal (Bazzman) is fighting back and slams Reavers (Ant) head off the steel archway and delivers some stiff right hand blows, this furiates Reaver who knocks Jamal down and rips a pipe from the archway! CRACK!! OH MY GOD!! KNOCK OUT BY REAVER, THE ELEMENTS CLEAR HOUSE!! The crowd goes wild, Reaver picks up the fallen body and drags it into the back and out of sight, before leaving he nods at Jetster who nods back.
Rosey sees the awaiting Jetster in the ring and he then heads under the ring in search of useable items, Rosey re-appears with two brown bags of his own, he hasn’t got boxing gloves too has he? Jetster looks just as confused as us. Rosey reaches into the bags and throws some of it’s contents into the ring, IT’S PINS!! Rosey throws a whole bag full of pins into the ring, oh my god the ring is covered, he slides in the ring and uses the other full bag to hit Jetster sending Jetster backwards into the ropes. He opens the over bag and empties it’s contents! IT’S NAILS!!! OH FOR GODS SAKE!! NAILS!! This is too much, the ring is soaked in pins and nails, ergh I shudder to think what could happen here.
Referees appear from the back to stop the match but both you and me know that didn’t work, the two with a look of fear in their eye stare at one another, the crowd begin to chant the names of both superstars as they slowly walk toward one another, Jetster aggressively throwing his gloves at Rosey, they meet in the centre of the ring, what a moment.... right hand by Jester, right hand by Rosey, Jetster, Rosey, Jetster, Rosey! Neither man falling down or indeed daring to fall down. Jetster quickly scoops up Rosey, WOW!! He’s lifting him! CRASH!! SCOOP SLAM!! ARGH!! Oh my, Rosey is in serious pain! Ergh, his back is bleeding, nails and pins are sticking out of him, his back and arms are cut and bleeding. But Jetster’s not finished he’s going top rope! Please no, he can’t! He launches himself....... WHAMMM!! THE MONEY MAKER!!! ROSEY IS SHREDDED TO DEATH!! Blood pours from where Rosey lays, but Jetster still hasn’t finished? He’s altering the ropes, what’s he doing, the ropes have been slackened slightly, Jetster whips Rosey into the opposite ropes for momentum and up Roseys return uses all of his strength to push and force Rosey faster more! He breaks through the ropes as they give way and hurtles into the... CRASSSHH!!! The announce table is thrust backwards as Rosey crashes head first off the table! He’s completely destroyed, the announcers on the other side were CRUSHED!
Medics attend to Rosey and the announcers as security force Jetster to leave ringside. Jetster is greeted by his partner on the ramp but where is Jamal? What can we expect from the Hell in a Cell match later on tonight after this unlikely war?
Thanks for reading
Starlight
Hello and welcome back to SRW Spun Out! We join you here from Britains very own race track - Silverstone! Next up we have a European Title encounter between Kurt Angle and the current champion Eddie Guerrero.
European title
Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man) V Kurt Angle (Grandprix)
This match was placed on the card during last weeks SRW Eclipse, take a look -
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Angle (Grandprix) begins to pound on Jeff Hardy on the outside, but Edge is back on his feet, and Spears right through the both of them! Booker now joins the action outside, and knocks Edge (Jetster) to the ground with a hard Clothesline to the back of Edge's head. Angle is back on his feet now as well, and Booker (RM19) makes a move towards him, but Angle uses his intelligence, using a Drop Toe Hold to drop Booker T's face right onto the crowd barrier. That was a sore one! Angle picks up Jeff, and throws him back into the ring, before planting Edge on the outside with a hard Snap Suplex! Angle climbs into the ring, where Jeff Hardy (Starlight) is trying to get to his feet. Angle gets behind him, and unleashes a German Suplex! He keeps locked around Jeff though, pulls him to his feet, and plants him with another German Suplex! Will he let go yet? NO! ANGLE PLANTS JEFF WITH YET ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! This time he goes for the cover, 1, 2, th - and Edge pulls Angle off Jeff Hardy!
Edge is back in the ring, and begins to stomp on Angle, eventually choking him with his boot. Edge (Jetster) picks Angle up by his baldy noggin, and throws him into the corner, where Edge delivers a volley of hard shots from both his left and right hands! Booker is slowly climbing to his feet outside the ring, and Jeff, who is back on his feet and not wanting to get in Edge's way decides to take out Booker (RM19). Jeff climbs to the top rope, and jumps down in a Crossbody, aiming at Booker, BUT BOOKER DODGES IT AND JEFF HARDY (Starlight) LANDS ON THE CROWD BARRIER ON HIS CHEST, BEFORE FLIPPING INTO THE CROWD! Booker jumps back into the ring, and knocks Edge out of the way, before Back Dropping him right in the centre of the ring! Angle notices this, and quickly gets to his feet behind Booker T, and as Booker is turning around, ANGLE (Grandprix) PLANTS HIM WITH AN ANGLE SLAM! Yes! Angle goes for the cover! 1, 2, 3! DING DING DING! Kurt Angle is the new European No.1 Contender!
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"LATINO HEAT!" plays as Eddie Guerrero cockily struts down to the ring, showing his belt to the crowd. He leans over so fans can touch the belt but he pulls it away at the last second, much to the displeasure of the crowd. He climbs into the ring and shows off to the crowd.
"Kurt Angle's music hits" And Angle appears from beneath the curtains to his usual "You suck… You suck… You Suck" chants from the crowd. He doesn't care and celebrates as the pyro goes off. He slowly walks down to the ring, keeping his eyes firmly fixed on Eddie. He climbs into the ring and dances round in a circle before letting out a "Whooooooooooooo!!!" to the crowd.
Ding, Ding! And we are off as Eddie and Kurt come face to face in the centre of the ring, talking trash to each other. Who's gonna make the first move? Angle does as he shoves Eddie in the chest! Eddie comes back though and shoves Angle right back. This infuriates Angle and the two start trading punches! Eddie gets the better of the two and locks in a side headlock. Angle breaks free and tosses Eddie into the ropes, Angle goes for the clothesline but Eddie ducks it and bounces back with a flying cross body!
Eddie grabs Angle and throws him into the corner where he lays a couple of hard right and left hands to the face of Angle. But Angle breaks free and delivers some of his own punches to Eddie! Angle finally stops the assault and tosses Eddie into the other turnbuckle, Eddie staggers back out and Angle hits a perfectly executed Overhead Belly to Belly suplex!
"Whooooooooo!!!" shouts Angle as he stares down at Eddie who is reeling from the effects of the Overhead Belly to Belly suplex. Angle starts laying some stomps to Eddie before throwing him into the ropes. Clothesline delivered by Angle. He grabs Eddie once more and rams his heard hard into the turnbuckle, again, again and again! He throws him into the opposite turnbuckle and runs after him, he jumps up onto the turnbuckle, spins round and hits an Implant DDT! Great manoeuvre performed there by Angle.
He goes into the cover, 1, 2, and a kick out after two. Angle locks on a side headlock to try and wear down Eddie who must still be feeling the effects from Angle's converted Implant DDT from the second turnbuckle. The Referee breaks the hold after 5 seconds and Angle tosses Eddie into the ropes once more, Angle gets ready for a dropkick, but Eddie holds onto the ropes and slides out of the ring for a break, which the crowd certainly don't like.
Angles had enough and goes to the outside, Eddie sees him coming though and blocks Angle punch, then slams him head first into the ring post. Ouch! What's Eddie looking for? Wait a minute, he's got a chair! Eddie walks over to Angle and raises the chair high above his head… But the Referee takes away the chair just in time! Angle sees his opportunity, he takes Eddie down and lays a barrage of right and left hands to him! Angle finally gets off Eddie and throws him into the ring. Angle follows and Kicks Eddie in the back, not giving him any opportunity to get the upperhand.
Angle grabs Eddie after some posing to the crowd and tosses him into the corner turnbuckle, Angle runs and follows in a huge clothesline. "Whooooooooo!!!" Angle screams to the crowd, but he's turned his back on Eddie and that's not a good thing to do… FLYING HURRI… BUT NO, ANGLES CAUGHT EDDIE ON HIS SHOULDERS… SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!!! WHAM!! That one literally shook the ring. 1… 2…
BUT EDDIE KICKS OUT! The crowd let out a mixed reaction as Angle is furiously protesting with the Referee. He rips the sides of his outfit off and locks in… THE ANKLE LOCK! Eddie's screaming and writhing in pain! But Angle's just loving this moment… "WHOOOOOOOO!!!" Eddie's getting closer and closer to the ropes, the crowd can't bear it… BUT EDDIE GRABS THE ROPES!!! Much too the displeasure of Angle who's just hit the referee in anger! Angle turns his attentions back to Eddie who is clutching his ankle in pain.
The crowd is letting their thoughts known as the arena fills with Boo's and jeers. But look, CHAVO GUERRERO IS RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING! What's he doing here? Angle hasn't noticed him and Chavo stalks him… Angle finally turns round and… SUPERKICK! Right in the mush! Chavo helps Eddie up before slipping to the outside of the ring. And now Eddie's going up top, we know what's coming next but surely it can't end like this… FROG SPLASH!!! WHAM! He seemed to hang in mid-air! Eddie falls into the cover, the Referee suddenly awakens… 1… 2…
3!!!! And Your winner and still European Champion… EDDIE GUERRERO!!!
Well Eddie has won tonight after a little help from Chavo there. But I'm sure Angle will want revenge next week on SRW Eclipse. Stay tuned folks as we will be right back with SRW Spun Out!
Thanks for Reading
Scott
European title
Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man) V Kurt Angle (Grandprix)
This match was placed on the card during last weeks SRW Eclipse, take a look -
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Angle (Grandprix) begins to pound on Jeff Hardy on the outside, but Edge is back on his feet, and Spears right through the both of them! Booker now joins the action outside, and knocks Edge (Jetster) to the ground with a hard Clothesline to the back of Edge's head. Angle is back on his feet now as well, and Booker (RM19) makes a move towards him, but Angle uses his intelligence, using a Drop Toe Hold to drop Booker T's face right onto the crowd barrier. That was a sore one! Angle picks up Jeff, and throws him back into the ring, before planting Edge on the outside with a hard Snap Suplex! Angle climbs into the ring, where Jeff Hardy (Starlight) is trying to get to his feet. Angle gets behind him, and unleashes a German Suplex! He keeps locked around Jeff though, pulls him to his feet, and plants him with another German Suplex! Will he let go yet? NO! ANGLE PLANTS JEFF WITH YET ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! This time he goes for the cover, 1, 2, th - and Edge pulls Angle off Jeff Hardy!
Edge is back in the ring, and begins to stomp on Angle, eventually choking him with his boot. Edge (Jetster) picks Angle up by his baldy noggin, and throws him into the corner, where Edge delivers a volley of hard shots from both his left and right hands! Booker is slowly climbing to his feet outside the ring, and Jeff, who is back on his feet and not wanting to get in Edge's way decides to take out Booker (RM19). Jeff climbs to the top rope, and jumps down in a Crossbody, aiming at Booker, BUT BOOKER DODGES IT AND JEFF HARDY (Starlight) LANDS ON THE CROWD BARRIER ON HIS CHEST, BEFORE FLIPPING INTO THE CROWD! Booker jumps back into the ring, and knocks Edge out of the way, before Back Dropping him right in the centre of the ring! Angle notices this, and quickly gets to his feet behind Booker T, and as Booker is turning around, ANGLE (Grandprix) PLANTS HIM WITH AN ANGLE SLAM! Yes! Angle goes for the cover! 1, 2, 3! DING DING DING! Kurt Angle is the new European No.1 Contender!
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"LATINO HEAT!" plays as Eddie Guerrero cockily struts down to the ring, showing his belt to the crowd. He leans over so fans can touch the belt but he pulls it away at the last second, much to the displeasure of the crowd. He climbs into the ring and shows off to the crowd.
"Kurt Angle's music hits" And Angle appears from beneath the curtains to his usual "You suck… You suck… You Suck" chants from the crowd. He doesn't care and celebrates as the pyro goes off. He slowly walks down to the ring, keeping his eyes firmly fixed on Eddie. He climbs into the ring and dances round in a circle before letting out a "Whooooooooooooo!!!" to the crowd.
Ding, Ding! And we are off as Eddie and Kurt come face to face in the centre of the ring, talking trash to each other. Who's gonna make the first move? Angle does as he shoves Eddie in the chest! Eddie comes back though and shoves Angle right back. This infuriates Angle and the two start trading punches! Eddie gets the better of the two and locks in a side headlock. Angle breaks free and tosses Eddie into the ropes, Angle goes for the clothesline but Eddie ducks it and bounces back with a flying cross body!
Eddie grabs Angle and throws him into the corner where he lays a couple of hard right and left hands to the face of Angle. But Angle breaks free and delivers some of his own punches to Eddie! Angle finally stops the assault and tosses Eddie into the other turnbuckle, Eddie staggers back out and Angle hits a perfectly executed Overhead Belly to Belly suplex!
"Whooooooooo!!!" shouts Angle as he stares down at Eddie who is reeling from the effects of the Overhead Belly to Belly suplex. Angle starts laying some stomps to Eddie before throwing him into the ropes. Clothesline delivered by Angle. He grabs Eddie once more and rams his heard hard into the turnbuckle, again, again and again! He throws him into the opposite turnbuckle and runs after him, he jumps up onto the turnbuckle, spins round and hits an Implant DDT! Great manoeuvre performed there by Angle.
He goes into the cover, 1, 2, and a kick out after two. Angle locks on a side headlock to try and wear down Eddie who must still be feeling the effects from Angle's converted Implant DDT from the second turnbuckle. The Referee breaks the hold after 5 seconds and Angle tosses Eddie into the ropes once more, Angle gets ready for a dropkick, but Eddie holds onto the ropes and slides out of the ring for a break, which the crowd certainly don't like.
Angles had enough and goes to the outside, Eddie sees him coming though and blocks Angle punch, then slams him head first into the ring post. Ouch! What's Eddie looking for? Wait a minute, he's got a chair! Eddie walks over to Angle and raises the chair high above his head… But the Referee takes away the chair just in time! Angle sees his opportunity, he takes Eddie down and lays a barrage of right and left hands to him! Angle finally gets off Eddie and throws him into the ring. Angle follows and Kicks Eddie in the back, not giving him any opportunity to get the upperhand.
Angle grabs Eddie after some posing to the crowd and tosses him into the corner turnbuckle, Angle runs and follows in a huge clothesline. "Whooooooooo!!!" Angle screams to the crowd, but he's turned his back on Eddie and that's not a good thing to do… FLYING HURRI… BUT NO, ANGLES CAUGHT EDDIE ON HIS SHOULDERS… SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!!! WHAM!! That one literally shook the ring. 1… 2…
BUT EDDIE KICKS OUT! The crowd let out a mixed reaction as Angle is furiously protesting with the Referee. He rips the sides of his outfit off and locks in… THE ANKLE LOCK! Eddie's screaming and writhing in pain! But Angle's just loving this moment… "WHOOOOOOOO!!!" Eddie's getting closer and closer to the ropes, the crowd can't bear it… BUT EDDIE GRABS THE ROPES!!! Much too the displeasure of Angle who's just hit the referee in anger! Angle turns his attentions back to Eddie who is clutching his ankle in pain.
The crowd is letting their thoughts known as the arena fills with Boo's and jeers. But look, CHAVO GUERRERO IS RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING! What's he doing here? Angle hasn't noticed him and Chavo stalks him… Angle finally turns round and… SUPERKICK! Right in the mush! Chavo helps Eddie up before slipping to the outside of the ring. And now Eddie's going up top, we know what's coming next but surely it can't end like this… FROG SPLASH!!! WHAM! He seemed to hang in mid-air! Eddie falls into the cover, the Referee suddenly awakens… 1… 2…
3!!!! And Your winner and still European Champion… EDDIE GUERRERO!!!
Well Eddie has won tonight after a little help from Chavo there. But I'm sure Angle will want revenge next week on SRW Eclipse. Stay tuned folks as we will be right back with SRW Spun Out!
Thanks for Reading
Scott
SRW and KOTR titles - First fall KOTR, second fall SRW title.
The Rock (Starlight) V RVD (Afrojoe) V Brock Lesnar (DW)
Written by LL Cool TT
Tonight, ladies and gents, we’ve seen it all – Christian(Grandprix) beating Hurricane(RM19) in the first-ever Ironman Table Match, Scotty Dogg(Figo) retained the HardCAW title, and Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) saw off Kurt Angle(Grandprix)’s challenge for the European title. However, now we progress to what could be the match of the night…notice the use of the word ‘could’ instead of ‘will’, because the HiAC will definitely over-shadow any and every match the competitors in SRW will be able to muster. Anywho, I digress…tonight, weeks of waiting finally come to an end. The two number 1 contenders for the KOTR and SRW titles are ready to challenge The Rock(Starlight) for both titles.
According to the rules *shuffles papers* ah yes, here it is, The Rock(Starlight) does not have to be pinned by either man to lose both of his titles! If I were a betting man, I would say that The Rock has the odds stacked against him – and since I am a betting man, that’s exactly what I have said…at the bookies! My money’s on Brock for both titles, and I’ve got my life’s savings on him! Right, we should be ready to start now, we’re awaiting the entrance of “The Whole F’N Show” Rob Van Dam…any minute now…just waiting until the music hits…it can’t be long now…
DING! DING! DING!
Referee Mike Chiota has stepped into the ring, and all the crowd have quietened down somewhat, paying attention to what this new centre of attention has to say…
Chiota: “I’ve been handed a note by someone claiming to be “The Powers That Be”, that the following match is NOT a two-fall match-up. They have commanded that the following match has the stipulations applied, detailed below. The first fall will be a normal Triple Threat match for the KOTR title. The winner of this first fall will be the first competitor to pin another wrestler, or make another wrestler submit. The wrestler who directly loses this fall will then BE ELIMINATED!”
The crowd bursts into a huge ball of electricity! The wrestler who is pinned in the first fall will be eliminated from the match! This means that should The Rock(Starlight) get pinned by, say, RVD(AJ), then The Rock wouldn’t have the chance to defend his Undisputed SRW title! This is huge! And who are these “Powers That Be”?
Chiota: “Wait a second, wait a second…it goes on. The two remaining competitors will then do battle for the Undisputed SRW Heavyweight Championship…in a Stretcher Match! This means that the first wrestler to injure his opponent to the extent whereby he must be carried out on a stretcher, wins!”
Oh my God! This is unbelievable! We may very well witness a show-stealer now! We’ve now had to change the booking. It’s now:
SRW and KOTR titles - First fall, loser eliminated, KOTR; second fall, stretcher match, SRW title.
The Rock (Starlight) V RVD (Afrojoe) V Brock Lesnar (DW)
Written by LL Cool TT
BOOM! “ONE OF A KIND!”
Rob Van Dam(AJ) is on his way to the ring, seemingly walking against a tidal-wave of abuse, booing and jeering, after his shocking betrayal of his legions of supporters in his No.1 Contenders’ Final two weeks ago:
Kane(Starlight) has kicked out, and RVD(AJ) is livid! He pulls Kane up until Kane is on his own two feet, but now RVD has dropped to his knees…? He is appealing to the referee, but hits a LOW, LOW BLOW, RIC FLAIR-STYLE! The crowd doesn’t know what to do, but a section of them are booing loudly! RVD(AJ) hasn’t experienced this in years, and he doesn’t know what to do, BUT HE GIVES THEM THE MIDDLE FINGER! The whole crowd has exploded into a huge chorus of raucous boos! RVD(AJ) is incensed; his fans were a huge advantage he had over his opponents, but now he’s gone and screwed all that up! The fans are chanting Kane’s name: “Kane, Kane, Kane!” The crowd seem to be as fickle as a 13-year old girl, and have switched allegiances in the blink of an eye!
That was truly a stunning reversal of praise, but will his unloading of what he described as ‘baggage’ help to either of the two titles up for grabs tonight? We’ll have to wait and see…
*BROCK LESNAR’S MUSIC HITS*
Here comes the pain! Brock(DW) is heading towards the ring, and you’ve gotta be able to smell the anger of RVD(AJ) towards Brock, after all, RVD had to win two marathon matches to get here, whereas all Brock had to do was to get his mouthpiece to have a sudden case of verbal diarrhoea, and so Brock(DW) got a title shot. I sympathize with that arrogant S O B, but will his anger become an advantage, or hinder his progress up the multi-runged ladder that are the SRW ranks? Brock leaps into the ring, and decides not to stare down his opponent, instead favouring intimidating referee Mike Chiota. RVD(AJ) watches Brock(DW)’s actions carefully, as Brock starts to mouth off to the ref about the upcoming match-up. Both challengers are now in the ring, awaiting their fate, the carrier of gold, the bearer of two titles: The Rock(Starlight)…
“IF YA SMEEEEEEEELLL – WHAT THE ROCK – IS COOKIN’”
The Rock(Starlight) is here! The crowd has literally exploded into a mass wave of cheering and sheer ecstasy! Good Lord, I can’t even hear myself talk, God only knows what it’s like for the competitors down in the ring! The Rock has stopped outside the ring, and is staring Brock(DW) in the face! Now Rocky goes up to the top turnbuckle (something you won’t see in an actual match), and holds his hand aloft! He’s carrying 20lbs of gold, showing that he is the champ(s)! The Rock hops into the ring, and now all three men are in the ring, as we wait for the bell…
DING! DING! DING!
Here we go! The wrestlers look reluctant to get started; no one wants to be the primary aggressor…the men just seem to be circling the ring, until Brock(DW) runs at RVD(AJ)! RVD ducks, though, and now the thumbs are up – R – V – what?! He stuck his middle finger up at the crowd for the ‘D’, just as the crowd seemed to be warming again to the arrogant, self-centred ‘person’; yet another example of our SRW fans fickleness. We are still waiting for the first offensive move of this contest, and it might come here, as The Rock(Starlight) charges at Lesnar(DW), but Brock escapes any punishment by swiftly dodging to the right. But now, RVD(AJ) has gone to the outside, and is calling for The Rock and Brock to get it on! But Rocky and Brock(y) instead head to the outside themselves, in hot pursuit of the yellow-bellied, yellow-livered, yellow leotard-wearing Van Dam! Van Dam(AJ) rolls back into the ring, though, but The Rock(Starlight) has followed Van Dam back into the ring, runs at RVD, but RVD flapjacks The Rock! And now, RVD runs towards the ropes and HITS A NO-TOUCH OVER-THE-TOP-ROPE TOPÉ ON BROCK! Wonderful aerial offence by RVD(AJ)! Van Dam gets back into the ring, but The Rock(Starlight) has recovered, and is now beating on RVD, right on the challenger’s back! He whips RVD into the ropes; RVD rolls over the champion’s back, and spin kicks him right in the mush! That’s painfully intelligent offence by Van Dam! He looks for the cover:
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KICK OUT! The Rock(Starlight) easily made it out of that one, but RVD(AJ) probably knew that he would, anyway, and is now pulling The Rock back up to a vertical base…sharp martial arts kicks to the gut of The Rock, and now the champ is whipped into the ropes; hits the other side, but Brock(DW) catches The Rock’s feet, forcing The Rock(Starlight) to the floor, face-first! Brock pulls The Rock outside, and CLOTHESLINES HIM TO THE GROUND! Hee-uge impact by Brock in that move! Sure, there’s no technical skill to it, but it works! But RVD has spotted this, and is preparing himself for an OVER-THE-TOP PLANCHA! – but Brock caught him! RVD(AJ) is neck-deep in trouble now, as he writhes in the clutches of The Next Big Thing…Brock(DW) power lifts Van Dam up, and brings him down for a huge back-breaker! He holds on, though, and OOH! A second painful back-breaker for The Whole F’N Show, and even those in Row Z could have felt that! Brock is still grasping RVD, as if he were a small deer, and Brock a rather large lion, or even a crocodile! RVD is lifted up again, but RVD manages to twist his way into a DDT! He spiked Brock there, everyone! That could have broken a giraffe’s neck in more than two places! RVD(AJ) is holding his back, Brock(DW) is dead, and The Rock(Starlight) is still in shock over how he got hit with such force!
RVD(AJ) has now gingerly rolled into the ring, and is followed by a still-stunned Brock(DW), with The Rock(Starlight) still on the outside. RVD throws multiple forearms into Brock’s face, but Brock quickly gets wise to this, and ducks an arm, clasps his hands around RVD’s waist, and THROWS RVD INTO THE ROPES WITH A TEXTBOOK RELEASE GERMAN SULPEX! RVD has been tied up up-side down, with his arms wrapped around the top rope, and his neck resting on the second rope! Brock(DW) knows what he’s going to do next, but what is it? He flexes his shoulders, and DROPKICKS RVD’S HEAD! RVD flips over, and falls to the mat! Brock quickly goes for the cover:
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KICK OUT! RVD(AJ) managed to escape that tricky predicament the hard way, but can rebuild from here, I guess. Brock(DW) notices that The Rock(Starlight) is slowly getting up, opts to whip RVD, but RVD reverses; Brock hits the ropes; RVD hits the splits, but Brock drops a quick elbow, crushing RVD’s head! Brock again goes for the pinfall:
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KICK OUT! RVD(AJ) has escaped again, but must soon find some form of offence, to slow down the freight train that is Brock Lesnar(DW)! The Rock(Starlight) has now re-entered the ring, but is immediately set upon by Brock! Heavy rights and lefts raining down on the back of the champion, and is whipped into the ropes; Rock returns, but is caught by Brock in a sidewalk slam hold – this could be a pendulum back-breaker, a sidewalk slam, or whatever pops into that Heyman-poisoned mind of Brock Lesnar(DW)! Brock slowly wanders over to the corner, and is screaming for something…he’s calling for RVD to get up to the top rope! What for? RVD follows Lesnar’s instructions, and DROPS A HUGE CORKSCREW LEG DROP WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM! The Rock(Starlight) is being dangerously double-teamed, as the crowd starts to mercilessly boo the challengers! The Rock is picked up, and double-whipped into the ropes; RVD(AJ) drops down; The Rock leaps over him, but is caught by Brock(DW), who SPINEBUSTERS THE ROCK ONTO THE PRONE RVD! So much for teamwork! Brock hoists the champion to his feet, prepares to whip him into the ropes, but holds on, and clutches the waist of The Rock(Starlight) – BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The Rock has been thrown into the air, and landed right on his back! Brock again goes for a cover:
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KICK OUT! The Rock(Starlight) kicked out, due largely to the fact that Brock(DW) failed to grapevine the leg, but Rocky can start to attack Brock from here…RVD(AJ) is holding his probably-injured back, but has managed to sneak up on Brock, beating him on the neck, and kicking him in the stomach. Brock resists this attack, though, and pulls The Rock up by his head, and smashes RVD and Rock’s heads together! Brock flexes those unnatural shoulders again, and goes for a double clothesline – the pair duck, however; RVD kicks; The Rock punches; both connect – Brock(DW) is down! The Rock(Starlight) now sets to work on RVD(AJ), by kicking him in the gut, hitting a few punches, and now whips RVD into the ropes; RVD bounces off and leaps into the air – hurricanrana attempt, but The Rock holds on; RVD’s been hung out to dry, and now – PILEDRIVER BY THE ROCK! RVD is limp, and The Rock(Starlight) goes for a cover:
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KICK OUT! HOW DID HE DO IT?! That piledriver must have taken a lot out of RVD(AJ), and now will he be able to muster the strength to hit those high spots? That crucial aerial offence of Van Dam may have disappeared, right in front of our eyes! Brock(DW) has recovered, and is back up, and now starts to attack The Rock(Starlight) with vicious shots to the face, leading him near the corner but Van Dam has leapt like a slinky up to the top rope, and HITS A CROSS-BODY ON BOTH ROCK AND BROCK! Huge aerial and innovative manoeuvre by Van Dam, but can he capitalise from here? He covers The Rock, grape-vining the leg:
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KICK OUT! The Rock(Starlight) just saved his titles with that kick out, but will it be enough? RVD(AJ) retires to the outside, and starts to look underneath the ring for some sort of weapon, but what could it be? He seems to have something but wha…A LADDER! This will be illegal if he uses it on either opponent, but he’s not done yet! He pulled out two tables as well! The Rock(Starlight) is now stomping away on Brock(DW) in the corner, with little or no mercy! Van Dam, on the other hand, has set up the two tables, one stacked on the other, and has now positioned the folded-up ladder on the top table! He uses the ring to climb onto the tables, and now is setting up that ladder, on the top of the two tables! That’s a huge 20ft ladder set up on those tables, it even reaches high enough for the cel – oh no…Van Dam(AJ) is climbing that ladder, and I reckon it’s with the intention of *gulp*, climbing onto the suspended cell! He’s carefully made his way up to the top of the ladder, and he’s swearing to the crowd, but mainly to his opponents, daring them to follow his lead!
Brock(DW) has paid slightly too much attention to RVD(AJ), but The Rock(Starlight) has kept his wits about him, and has thrown Brock to the outside! He follows Brock to the outside, picks up The Next Big Thing, and whips him onto the guard barrier! The Rock runs straight for Brock, but Brock sidesteps him, and The Rock smashes into the guard rail himself! Brock, not wanting to lose any advantage, has whipped The Rock(Starlight) towards the tables and ladder formation, but Rocky rolled out the way, to the side of the tables and ladder. Van Dam(AJ), though, leapt onto the side of the cell, fearing for his safety (and possibly his life), and is now climbing the cell wall! Brock(DW) has jumped onto The Rock, and is hammering his back, restricting any movements The Rock may wish to make…but what is Van Dam doing? He’s looking down towards the other wrestlers, and is preparing to jump?! Oh my…NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! ASAI MOONSAULT OFF THE SUSPENDED CELL ONTO BROCK AND ROCK! OH MY GOD! That’s unbelievable! The crowd are shocked and amazed, and some are even applauding RVD for that sensational move!
RVD(AJ) is not moving, and neither is The Rock(Starlight), but somehow, Brock(DW) is?! Let’s take a look at the action replay:
*Action replay plays*
Van Dam moonsaulted off the cell onto his opponents, but THERE *slow motion* Van Dam hit his left knee right on The Rock’s head as he fell to the ground, probably knocking The Rock out cold.
*Back to live action*
Brock Lesnar(DW) has somehow managed to pick up The Rock(Starlight) and has rolled him gingerly into the ring. Brock too is in the ring, and now has covered the unconscious Rock:
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Three! That’s it! Brock Lesnar(DW) has beaten The Rock(Starlight) for the KOTR title, and The Rock has been eliminated! The crowd are incensed!
Finkel: “The winner of the first fall, and NEW KOTR Heavyweight Champion, The Next Big Thing, BROCK LESNAR! In consequence of this fall, The Rock has been eliminated from this match!”
The Rock(Starlight) has been eliminated, and now is being led away by some of our SRW referees. RVD(AJ) has regained some form of balance, and has rolled slowly into the ring, just as Damage Control (our crack team of EMTs and paramedics) head towards the ring with a stretcher! Brock(DW) can’t believe what he has accomplished, and now is celebrating with his newly-won title belt! RVD is still trying to stand up without support, as everyone in the arena tries to catch their breath!
DING! DING! DING!
Let the SRW title match begin! Some might argue that Brock doesn’t deserve to be in this fall, without the current (or it that now former) champion, The Rock(Starlight), and I’d be inclined to agree, but anyway, this second fall is underway!
The two men slowly circle the ring, until they both go for a collar and elbow tie-up, but separate. They go for one again, but again, they separate. A third attempt is made, and this time, Brock(DW) is able to get the upper hand, applying an arm-wringer to RVD(AJ). RVD reverses with an arm-wringer of his own, but Brock is able to apply a hammerlock on RVD, but RVD responds in kind…Brock wraps his arm around RVD’s head, into a headlock, but RVD leans back towards the ropes, and bounces off, trying to get Brock to relinquish his hold, but Brock holds on! RVD(AJ) tries again, and this time Brock(DW) is pushed off into the ropes. My God, this thing has turned into a wrestling match! Not for long though, as Brock hits a massive clothesline on his opponent, folding him up! Brock picks RVD up, positions him on the top turnbuckle, but – OOF! OOF! RVD kicks Brock away, hits a leaping forward roll off the turnbuckle, jumps and hits a STERLING FRONT-FLIP DROPKICK! Stunning move by RVD(AJ), as he immediately goes for a pin, but there are no pins in this match!
A frustrated RVD(AJ) gets up and starts to shout at the referee, much to the fans’ displeasure Who will they side with? They don’t like either one of them, but I’d say that the fans wouldn’t side with RVD, after his betrayal a mere fortnight ago. But we can never tell, at least until the fans actually do decide, anyway. Brock(DW) has got up to his feet, and is now staring out RVD(AJ), but not in his eyes; in his waist! I bet that Brock is looking to cinch in that Brock Lock: that ridiculously strong bear hug. If he can, he’ll be able to almost kill RVD, put him on that stretcher, and get him carted away, to become a double champion, and rule SRW! He makes a dive for RVD’s mid-section, but RVD realises his plan, and quickly gets out the way of this rabid predator, aching for some stomach meat. But RVD(AJ) is intent that he will not sacrifice the well-being of his torso just to quench the blood-thirst of Brock Lesnar(DW). Lesnar again goes for RVD’s mid-section, but RVD KNOCKS HIM SILLY WITH A PERFECTLY-TIMED SPINNING HEEL KICK! Precision-perfect timing by RVD! Decides against the call for the stretcher, instead going for a perfect BACKFLIP SPLASH on the downed Brock Lesnar. RVD is now going to the outside, but for what reason? He’s heading towards us, but he’s has gone for the timekeeper’s desk, and has picked up a chair! He holds it aloft, like the Holy Grail, and this has triggered huge chorus of “F**k him up, Lesnar, f**k him up!” from the crowd. They are putting all their weight behind that beast of a man, Brock Lesnar(DW). Perhaps this will be enough to push Brock to the SRW title, but Van Dam(AJ) can use a chair better than Beethoven could play his piano! Van Dam brings the chair with him into the ring, but is met by a ghoulish hammer-blow to the back by Lesnar, followed by a whip into the ropes; Van Dam comes back; gets caught and POWERSLAMMED by Brock! Powerslam and back to his feet in a single movement. Tremendous athleticism! Brock has set his eyes on the steel chair brought into the ring by Van Dam(AJ); he picks it up with the evillest of intentions, and looks toward the struggling RVD. The crowd is slowly coming to Brock’s support; they begin to chant his name as he prepares to cave in RVD’s skull (might be a tough job, considering the size of Van Dam’s head):
*BROCK, BROCK, BROCK – OOH! OOOOOHHHHHH!!*
Good Lord! Van Dam(AJ) was aware of Brock(DW)’s plan, so he swept Brock’s legs, away, forcing Brock to land flat on his face, the chair fell on the back of his head, and then Van Dam hit a supersonic somersault leg-drop, onto the chair laying on Brock’s head! RVD has called Damage Control over, and they try to lift Brock onto the stretcher; they get him onto the stretcher, but they don’t get him far! He comes to his senses, rolls off the stretcher, and sets upon Damage Control! He’s beating up the EMTs! But here comes the cavalry! A band of merry referees are here to save Maid Marion from the Sheriff of Nottingham, Brock Lesnar(DW)! They wrestle him away from the paramedics, and instruct him to re-enter the ring – he does, but RVD(AJ) is there, ready to dropkick him to high Heaven! RVD again picks up the chair and sets to work on Brock Lesnar, The Next Big Thing, the new KOTR champion…Brock is whipped into the ropes; RVD leapfrogs him; Brock returns; RVD hits the floor; Brock leaps over him; RVD’s up, and SMACKS BROCK WITH THE CHAIR! Right on the noggin! But Brock(DW)’s still up! RVD(AJ)’s takes over swing at him, and CRACKS THE SKULL! A second sickening chair shot by Van Dam! But Brock still stands up! Van Dam seems to have had about as much as he can take; he shoves Brock into the corner, and then RVD himself runs to the opposite end – he starts to run up; forward roll, but keeps hold of the cha – OH MY! RVD(AJ) just hit Brock with the chair after somersaulting first, then using the momentum to crack apart Brock(DW)’s head! Brock has been busted open after that shocking chair shot, and now Van Dam has called for Damage Control to cart Lesnar away! But Lesnar has leapt up! Right onto his feet! RVD is in shock, and fearing for his life, and with good reason! Brock is bleeding heavily from his forehead, and it’s dripping into his eyes, probably obscuring his vision considerably, and with Van Dam’s pace, his title chances may be disappearing as quickly as his vision!
RVD(AJ) kicks Brock(DW) in the gut, throws the chair towards Brock, VAN DAMINATOR MISSED – BROCK CAVES IN VAN DAM’S SKULL! Brocks drops the chair, and BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEXES RVD OVER THE TOP ROPE! RVD thrown onto the matted concrete below, and now Brock calls for the stretcher to be brought over, but Damage Control (or what’s left of them) are refusing! Brock(DW) beat the hell out of their team earlier on, and now they are refusing to carry RVD(AJ) out! The crowd cannot believe it; they’re booing the hell out of Damage Control – who would’ve thought that ANYONE would’ve cared that much about Damage Control? Brock is angry (VERY angry!) and is running towards the remaining members of Damage Control, who scatter to the back, but one of them wasn’t fast enough! The fattest EMT has been taken around the neck by Brock, and is gasping for air! But wait – RVD has smacked Brock on the back of the head with a chair! He drags Brock(DW) back to the ring, and pushes the ladder in as well! RVD(AJ) will wreak havoc with that thing if Brock doesn’t stop him! RVD picks up the ladder, and throws it on Brock’s head! It sets it up in the corner now, and proceeds to the top rope – he’s using the ladder as a pummel horse, to launch a huge SOMERSAULT LEG-DROP! Brock’s trachea could be crushed from that huge drop! Good Lord! RVD has gone to the outside, but is not calling for the stretcher; instead he’s taking it for himself, and positioning it just outside the ring, and now Brock could be in trouble! RVD(AJ) gets back in the ring, but Brock(DW) has got back up, with seemingly no ill effects from the wonderfully-tall leg-drop! RVD has been stunned into non-movement! Brock has had a Medusa-like effect on Van Dam – he just can’t move! Brock has RVD on his shoulders, on the side of the ring…you know what’s coming – F5 ONTO THE STRETCHER OUTSIDE THE RING! Van Dam has been destroyed, but there are no members of Damage Control left to wheel away Van Dam! What can Brock do from here, with no one to enable him to win the match?
Brock(DW) is perplexed – there is currently no way to win this match for him, so he cannot win the title! He looks at the broken body of RVD(AJ), but – WHAT THE - ?! THE LIGHTS HAVE CUT OUT! No one can see a thing! Whoever has done this has brought about an incredibly cheap ending to this match! I can’t see my hand in front of my face!
*CRACK! WHAM! SMACK! SMACK!*
What the hell was all that? What’s going on?! I still can’t see anything…WHAT THE HELL?!! The lights have come back on, but it’s revealed Brock(DW) has been strapped into the stretcher, and he has been laid upside-down in the corner! RVD(AQJ) is up again, and now he has placed the ladder in front of Brock’s face! He jumps to the top turnbuckle of the adjacent corner, and here comes the – VAN TERMINATOR! Oh……my…….God!! The ladder has gone straight into Brock(DW)’s face, and now – WHO THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS? Two men, dressed as the Grim Reaper, have come in, thrown Brock and the stretcher over the top rope, and are wheeling him out at a sprinting pace! Wait…NO! NO! RVD has won this match, as Brock has been wheeled out to the back, after that devastating Van Terminator! RVD(AJ) is the new Undisputed SRW Champ! The crowd cannot believe it, and neither can I! They’re booing at the loudest rate I’ve ever heard!
Finkel: “Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this fall, and NEW Undisputed SRW Heavyweight Champion of the World…Rob...Van…Dam!”
The crowd are jeering as loudly as they can…I mean, I’ve never heard such a showing of opposition to the champion of the world! Who the hell were those Grim Reapers? How did Van Dam pull that off? Who are The Powers That Be? Who cut the lights? We may never know, but we can ‘look forward’ to RVD(AJ)’s acceptance speech, next week on Eclipse! Tune in for that, and the aftermath of tonight’s epic of a wrestling match…goodnight Silverstone!
The Rock (Starlight) V RVD (Afrojoe) V Brock Lesnar (DW)
Written by LL Cool TT
Tonight, ladies and gents, we’ve seen it all – Christian(Grandprix) beating Hurricane(RM19) in the first-ever Ironman Table Match, Scotty Dogg(Figo) retained the HardCAW title, and Eddie Guerrero(Cong Man) saw off Kurt Angle(Grandprix)’s challenge for the European title. However, now we progress to what could be the match of the night…notice the use of the word ‘could’ instead of ‘will’, because the HiAC will definitely over-shadow any and every match the competitors in SRW will be able to muster. Anywho, I digress…tonight, weeks of waiting finally come to an end. The two number 1 contenders for the KOTR and SRW titles are ready to challenge The Rock(Starlight) for both titles.
According to the rules *shuffles papers* ah yes, here it is, The Rock(Starlight) does not have to be pinned by either man to lose both of his titles! If I were a betting man, I would say that The Rock has the odds stacked against him – and since I am a betting man, that’s exactly what I have said…at the bookies! My money’s on Brock for both titles, and I’ve got my life’s savings on him! Right, we should be ready to start now, we’re awaiting the entrance of “The Whole F’N Show” Rob Van Dam…any minute now…just waiting until the music hits…it can’t be long now…
DING! DING! DING!
Referee Mike Chiota has stepped into the ring, and all the crowd have quietened down somewhat, paying attention to what this new centre of attention has to say…
Chiota: “I’ve been handed a note by someone claiming to be “The Powers That Be”, that the following match is NOT a two-fall match-up. They have commanded that the following match has the stipulations applied, detailed below. The first fall will be a normal Triple Threat match for the KOTR title. The winner of this first fall will be the first competitor to pin another wrestler, or make another wrestler submit. The wrestler who directly loses this fall will then BE ELIMINATED!”
The crowd bursts into a huge ball of electricity! The wrestler who is pinned in the first fall will be eliminated from the match! This means that should The Rock(Starlight) get pinned by, say, RVD(AJ), then The Rock wouldn’t have the chance to defend his Undisputed SRW title! This is huge! And who are these “Powers That Be”?
Chiota: “Wait a second, wait a second…it goes on. The two remaining competitors will then do battle for the Undisputed SRW Heavyweight Championship…in a Stretcher Match! This means that the first wrestler to injure his opponent to the extent whereby he must be carried out on a stretcher, wins!”
Oh my God! This is unbelievable! We may very well witness a show-stealer now! We’ve now had to change the booking. It’s now:
SRW and KOTR titles - First fall, loser eliminated, KOTR; second fall, stretcher match, SRW title.
The Rock (Starlight) V RVD (Afrojoe) V Brock Lesnar (DW)
Written by LL Cool TT
BOOM! “ONE OF A KIND!”
Rob Van Dam(AJ) is on his way to the ring, seemingly walking against a tidal-wave of abuse, booing and jeering, after his shocking betrayal of his legions of supporters in his No.1 Contenders’ Final two weeks ago:
Kane(Starlight) has kicked out, and RVD(AJ) is livid! He pulls Kane up until Kane is on his own two feet, but now RVD has dropped to his knees…? He is appealing to the referee, but hits a LOW, LOW BLOW, RIC FLAIR-STYLE! The crowd doesn’t know what to do, but a section of them are booing loudly! RVD(AJ) hasn’t experienced this in years, and he doesn’t know what to do, BUT HE GIVES THEM THE MIDDLE FINGER! The whole crowd has exploded into a huge chorus of raucous boos! RVD(AJ) is incensed; his fans were a huge advantage he had over his opponents, but now he’s gone and screwed all that up! The fans are chanting Kane’s name: “Kane, Kane, Kane!” The crowd seem to be as fickle as a 13-year old girl, and have switched allegiances in the blink of an eye!
That was truly a stunning reversal of praise, but will his unloading of what he described as ‘baggage’ help to either of the two titles up for grabs tonight? We’ll have to wait and see…
*BROCK LESNAR’S MUSIC HITS*
Here comes the pain! Brock(DW) is heading towards the ring, and you’ve gotta be able to smell the anger of RVD(AJ) towards Brock, after all, RVD had to win two marathon matches to get here, whereas all Brock had to do was to get his mouthpiece to have a sudden case of verbal diarrhoea, and so Brock(DW) got a title shot. I sympathize with that arrogant S O B, but will his anger become an advantage, or hinder his progress up the multi-runged ladder that are the SRW ranks? Brock leaps into the ring, and decides not to stare down his opponent, instead favouring intimidating referee Mike Chiota. RVD(AJ) watches Brock(DW)’s actions carefully, as Brock starts to mouth off to the ref about the upcoming match-up. Both challengers are now in the ring, awaiting their fate, the carrier of gold, the bearer of two titles: The Rock(Starlight)…
“IF YA SMEEEEEEEELLL – WHAT THE ROCK – IS COOKIN’”
The Rock(Starlight) is here! The crowd has literally exploded into a mass wave of cheering and sheer ecstasy! Good Lord, I can’t even hear myself talk, God only knows what it’s like for the competitors down in the ring! The Rock has stopped outside the ring, and is staring Brock(DW) in the face! Now Rocky goes up to the top turnbuckle (something you won’t see in an actual match), and holds his hand aloft! He’s carrying 20lbs of gold, showing that he is the champ(s)! The Rock hops into the ring, and now all three men are in the ring, as we wait for the bell…
DING! DING! DING!
Here we go! The wrestlers look reluctant to get started; no one wants to be the primary aggressor…the men just seem to be circling the ring, until Brock(DW) runs at RVD(AJ)! RVD ducks, though, and now the thumbs are up – R – V – what?! He stuck his middle finger up at the crowd for the ‘D’, just as the crowd seemed to be warming again to the arrogant, self-centred ‘person’; yet another example of our SRW fans fickleness. We are still waiting for the first offensive move of this contest, and it might come here, as The Rock(Starlight) charges at Lesnar(DW), but Brock escapes any punishment by swiftly dodging to the right. But now, RVD(AJ) has gone to the outside, and is calling for The Rock and Brock to get it on! But Rocky and Brock(y) instead head to the outside themselves, in hot pursuit of the yellow-bellied, yellow-livered, yellow leotard-wearing Van Dam! Van Dam(AJ) rolls back into the ring, though, but The Rock(Starlight) has followed Van Dam back into the ring, runs at RVD, but RVD flapjacks The Rock! And now, RVD runs towards the ropes and HITS A NO-TOUCH OVER-THE-TOP-ROPE TOPÉ ON BROCK! Wonderful aerial offence by RVD(AJ)! Van Dam gets back into the ring, but The Rock(Starlight) has recovered, and is now beating on RVD, right on the challenger’s back! He whips RVD into the ropes; RVD rolls over the champion’s back, and spin kicks him right in the mush! That’s painfully intelligent offence by Van Dam! He looks for the cover:
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KICK OUT! The Rock(Starlight) easily made it out of that one, but RVD(AJ) probably knew that he would, anyway, and is now pulling The Rock back up to a vertical base…sharp martial arts kicks to the gut of The Rock, and now the champ is whipped into the ropes; hits the other side, but Brock(DW) catches The Rock’s feet, forcing The Rock(Starlight) to the floor, face-first! Brock pulls The Rock outside, and CLOTHESLINES HIM TO THE GROUND! Hee-uge impact by Brock in that move! Sure, there’s no technical skill to it, but it works! But RVD has spotted this, and is preparing himself for an OVER-THE-TOP PLANCHA! – but Brock caught him! RVD(AJ) is neck-deep in trouble now, as he writhes in the clutches of The Next Big Thing…Brock(DW) power lifts Van Dam up, and brings him down for a huge back-breaker! He holds on, though, and OOH! A second painful back-breaker for The Whole F’N Show, and even those in Row Z could have felt that! Brock is still grasping RVD, as if he were a small deer, and Brock a rather large lion, or even a crocodile! RVD is lifted up again, but RVD manages to twist his way into a DDT! He spiked Brock there, everyone! That could have broken a giraffe’s neck in more than two places! RVD(AJ) is holding his back, Brock(DW) is dead, and The Rock(Starlight) is still in shock over how he got hit with such force!
RVD(AJ) has now gingerly rolled into the ring, and is followed by a still-stunned Brock(DW), with The Rock(Starlight) still on the outside. RVD throws multiple forearms into Brock’s face, but Brock quickly gets wise to this, and ducks an arm, clasps his hands around RVD’s waist, and THROWS RVD INTO THE ROPES WITH A TEXTBOOK RELEASE GERMAN SULPEX! RVD has been tied up up-side down, with his arms wrapped around the top rope, and his neck resting on the second rope! Brock(DW) knows what he’s going to do next, but what is it? He flexes his shoulders, and DROPKICKS RVD’S HEAD! RVD flips over, and falls to the mat! Brock quickly goes for the cover:
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KICK OUT! RVD(AJ) managed to escape that tricky predicament the hard way, but can rebuild from here, I guess. Brock(DW) notices that The Rock(Starlight) is slowly getting up, opts to whip RVD, but RVD reverses; Brock hits the ropes; RVD hits the splits, but Brock drops a quick elbow, crushing RVD’s head! Brock again goes for the pinfall:
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KICK OUT! RVD(AJ) has escaped again, but must soon find some form of offence, to slow down the freight train that is Brock Lesnar(DW)! The Rock(Starlight) has now re-entered the ring, but is immediately set upon by Brock! Heavy rights and lefts raining down on the back of the champion, and is whipped into the ropes; Rock returns, but is caught by Brock in a sidewalk slam hold – this could be a pendulum back-breaker, a sidewalk slam, or whatever pops into that Heyman-poisoned mind of Brock Lesnar(DW)! Brock slowly wanders over to the corner, and is screaming for something…he’s calling for RVD to get up to the top rope! What for? RVD follows Lesnar’s instructions, and DROPS A HUGE CORKSCREW LEG DROP WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM! The Rock(Starlight) is being dangerously double-teamed, as the crowd starts to mercilessly boo the challengers! The Rock is picked up, and double-whipped into the ropes; RVD(AJ) drops down; The Rock leaps over him, but is caught by Brock(DW), who SPINEBUSTERS THE ROCK ONTO THE PRONE RVD! So much for teamwork! Brock hoists the champion to his feet, prepares to whip him into the ropes, but holds on, and clutches the waist of The Rock(Starlight) – BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The Rock has been thrown into the air, and landed right on his back! Brock again goes for a cover:
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KICK OUT! The Rock(Starlight) kicked out, due largely to the fact that Brock(DW) failed to grapevine the leg, but Rocky can start to attack Brock from here…RVD(AJ) is holding his probably-injured back, but has managed to sneak up on Brock, beating him on the neck, and kicking him in the stomach. Brock resists this attack, though, and pulls The Rock up by his head, and smashes RVD and Rock’s heads together! Brock flexes those unnatural shoulders again, and goes for a double clothesline – the pair duck, however; RVD kicks; The Rock punches; both connect – Brock(DW) is down! The Rock(Starlight) now sets to work on RVD(AJ), by kicking him in the gut, hitting a few punches, and now whips RVD into the ropes; RVD bounces off and leaps into the air – hurricanrana attempt, but The Rock holds on; RVD’s been hung out to dry, and now – PILEDRIVER BY THE ROCK! RVD is limp, and The Rock(Starlight) goes for a cover:
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KICK OUT! HOW DID HE DO IT?! That piledriver must have taken a lot out of RVD(AJ), and now will he be able to muster the strength to hit those high spots? That crucial aerial offence of Van Dam may have disappeared, right in front of our eyes! Brock(DW) has recovered, and is back up, and now starts to attack The Rock(Starlight) with vicious shots to the face, leading him near the corner but Van Dam has leapt like a slinky up to the top rope, and HITS A CROSS-BODY ON BOTH ROCK AND BROCK! Huge aerial and innovative manoeuvre by Van Dam, but can he capitalise from here? He covers The Rock, grape-vining the leg:
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KICK OUT! The Rock(Starlight) just saved his titles with that kick out, but will it be enough? RVD(AJ) retires to the outside, and starts to look underneath the ring for some sort of weapon, but what could it be? He seems to have something but wha…A LADDER! This will be illegal if he uses it on either opponent, but he’s not done yet! He pulled out two tables as well! The Rock(Starlight) is now stomping away on Brock(DW) in the corner, with little or no mercy! Van Dam, on the other hand, has set up the two tables, one stacked on the other, and has now positioned the folded-up ladder on the top table! He uses the ring to climb onto the tables, and now is setting up that ladder, on the top of the two tables! That’s a huge 20ft ladder set up on those tables, it even reaches high enough for the cel – oh no…Van Dam(AJ) is climbing that ladder, and I reckon it’s with the intention of *gulp*, climbing onto the suspended cell! He’s carefully made his way up to the top of the ladder, and he’s swearing to the crowd, but mainly to his opponents, daring them to follow his lead!
Brock(DW) has paid slightly too much attention to RVD(AJ), but The Rock(Starlight) has kept his wits about him, and has thrown Brock to the outside! He follows Brock to the outside, picks up The Next Big Thing, and whips him onto the guard barrier! The Rock runs straight for Brock, but Brock sidesteps him, and The Rock smashes into the guard rail himself! Brock, not wanting to lose any advantage, has whipped The Rock(Starlight) towards the tables and ladder formation, but Rocky rolled out the way, to the side of the tables and ladder. Van Dam(AJ), though, leapt onto the side of the cell, fearing for his safety (and possibly his life), and is now climbing the cell wall! Brock(DW) has jumped onto The Rock, and is hammering his back, restricting any movements The Rock may wish to make…but what is Van Dam doing? He’s looking down towards the other wrestlers, and is preparing to jump?! Oh my…NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! ASAI MOONSAULT OFF THE SUSPENDED CELL ONTO BROCK AND ROCK! OH MY GOD! That’s unbelievable! The crowd are shocked and amazed, and some are even applauding RVD for that sensational move!
RVD(AJ) is not moving, and neither is The Rock(Starlight), but somehow, Brock(DW) is?! Let’s take a look at the action replay:
*Action replay plays*
Van Dam moonsaulted off the cell onto his opponents, but THERE *slow motion* Van Dam hit his left knee right on The Rock’s head as he fell to the ground, probably knocking The Rock out cold.
*Back to live action*
Brock Lesnar(DW) has somehow managed to pick up The Rock(Starlight) and has rolled him gingerly into the ring. Brock too is in the ring, and now has covered the unconscious Rock:
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Three! That’s it! Brock Lesnar(DW) has beaten The Rock(Starlight) for the KOTR title, and The Rock has been eliminated! The crowd are incensed!
Finkel: “The winner of the first fall, and NEW KOTR Heavyweight Champion, The Next Big Thing, BROCK LESNAR! In consequence of this fall, The Rock has been eliminated from this match!”
The Rock(Starlight) has been eliminated, and now is being led away by some of our SRW referees. RVD(AJ) has regained some form of balance, and has rolled slowly into the ring, just as Damage Control (our crack team of EMTs and paramedics) head towards the ring with a stretcher! Brock(DW) can’t believe what he has accomplished, and now is celebrating with his newly-won title belt! RVD is still trying to stand up without support, as everyone in the arena tries to catch their breath!
DING! DING! DING!
Let the SRW title match begin! Some might argue that Brock doesn’t deserve to be in this fall, without the current (or it that now former) champion, The Rock(Starlight), and I’d be inclined to agree, but anyway, this second fall is underway!
The two men slowly circle the ring, until they both go for a collar and elbow tie-up, but separate. They go for one again, but again, they separate. A third attempt is made, and this time, Brock(DW) is able to get the upper hand, applying an arm-wringer to RVD(AJ). RVD reverses with an arm-wringer of his own, but Brock is able to apply a hammerlock on RVD, but RVD responds in kind…Brock wraps his arm around RVD’s head, into a headlock, but RVD leans back towards the ropes, and bounces off, trying to get Brock to relinquish his hold, but Brock holds on! RVD(AJ) tries again, and this time Brock(DW) is pushed off into the ropes. My God, this thing has turned into a wrestling match! Not for long though, as Brock hits a massive clothesline on his opponent, folding him up! Brock picks RVD up, positions him on the top turnbuckle, but – OOF! OOF! RVD kicks Brock away, hits a leaping forward roll off the turnbuckle, jumps and hits a STERLING FRONT-FLIP DROPKICK! Stunning move by RVD(AJ), as he immediately goes for a pin, but there are no pins in this match!
A frustrated RVD(AJ) gets up and starts to shout at the referee, much to the fans’ displeasure Who will they side with? They don’t like either one of them, but I’d say that the fans wouldn’t side with RVD, after his betrayal a mere fortnight ago. But we can never tell, at least until the fans actually do decide, anyway. Brock(DW) has got up to his feet, and is now staring out RVD(AJ), but not in his eyes; in his waist! I bet that Brock is looking to cinch in that Brock Lock: that ridiculously strong bear hug. If he can, he’ll be able to almost kill RVD, put him on that stretcher, and get him carted away, to become a double champion, and rule SRW! He makes a dive for RVD’s mid-section, but RVD realises his plan, and quickly gets out the way of this rabid predator, aching for some stomach meat. But RVD(AJ) is intent that he will not sacrifice the well-being of his torso just to quench the blood-thirst of Brock Lesnar(DW). Lesnar again goes for RVD’s mid-section, but RVD KNOCKS HIM SILLY WITH A PERFECTLY-TIMED SPINNING HEEL KICK! Precision-perfect timing by RVD! Decides against the call for the stretcher, instead going for a perfect BACKFLIP SPLASH on the downed Brock Lesnar. RVD is now going to the outside, but for what reason? He’s heading towards us, but he’s has gone for the timekeeper’s desk, and has picked up a chair! He holds it aloft, like the Holy Grail, and this has triggered huge chorus of “F**k him up, Lesnar, f**k him up!” from the crowd. They are putting all their weight behind that beast of a man, Brock Lesnar(DW). Perhaps this will be enough to push Brock to the SRW title, but Van Dam(AJ) can use a chair better than Beethoven could play his piano! Van Dam brings the chair with him into the ring, but is met by a ghoulish hammer-blow to the back by Lesnar, followed by a whip into the ropes; Van Dam comes back; gets caught and POWERSLAMMED by Brock! Powerslam and back to his feet in a single movement. Tremendous athleticism! Brock has set his eyes on the steel chair brought into the ring by Van Dam(AJ); he picks it up with the evillest of intentions, and looks toward the struggling RVD. The crowd is slowly coming to Brock’s support; they begin to chant his name as he prepares to cave in RVD’s skull (might be a tough job, considering the size of Van Dam’s head):
*BROCK, BROCK, BROCK – OOH! OOOOOHHHHHH!!*
Good Lord! Van Dam(AJ) was aware of Brock(DW)’s plan, so he swept Brock’s legs, away, forcing Brock to land flat on his face, the chair fell on the back of his head, and then Van Dam hit a supersonic somersault leg-drop, onto the chair laying on Brock’s head! RVD has called Damage Control over, and they try to lift Brock onto the stretcher; they get him onto the stretcher, but they don’t get him far! He comes to his senses, rolls off the stretcher, and sets upon Damage Control! He’s beating up the EMTs! But here comes the cavalry! A band of merry referees are here to save Maid Marion from the Sheriff of Nottingham, Brock Lesnar(DW)! They wrestle him away from the paramedics, and instruct him to re-enter the ring – he does, but RVD(AJ) is there, ready to dropkick him to high Heaven! RVD again picks up the chair and sets to work on Brock Lesnar, The Next Big Thing, the new KOTR champion…Brock is whipped into the ropes; RVD leapfrogs him; Brock returns; RVD hits the floor; Brock leaps over him; RVD’s up, and SMACKS BROCK WITH THE CHAIR! Right on the noggin! But Brock(DW)’s still up! RVD(AJ)’s takes over swing at him, and CRACKS THE SKULL! A second sickening chair shot by Van Dam! But Brock still stands up! Van Dam seems to have had about as much as he can take; he shoves Brock into the corner, and then RVD himself runs to the opposite end – he starts to run up; forward roll, but keeps hold of the cha – OH MY! RVD(AJ) just hit Brock with the chair after somersaulting first, then using the momentum to crack apart Brock(DW)’s head! Brock has been busted open after that shocking chair shot, and now Van Dam has called for Damage Control to cart Lesnar away! But Lesnar has leapt up! Right onto his feet! RVD is in shock, and fearing for his life, and with good reason! Brock is bleeding heavily from his forehead, and it’s dripping into his eyes, probably obscuring his vision considerably, and with Van Dam’s pace, his title chances may be disappearing as quickly as his vision!
RVD(AJ) kicks Brock(DW) in the gut, throws the chair towards Brock, VAN DAMINATOR MISSED – BROCK CAVES IN VAN DAM’S SKULL! Brocks drops the chair, and BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEXES RVD OVER THE TOP ROPE! RVD thrown onto the matted concrete below, and now Brock calls for the stretcher to be brought over, but Damage Control (or what’s left of them) are refusing! Brock(DW) beat the hell out of their team earlier on, and now they are refusing to carry RVD(AJ) out! The crowd cannot believe it; they’re booing the hell out of Damage Control – who would’ve thought that ANYONE would’ve cared that much about Damage Control? Brock is angry (VERY angry!) and is running towards the remaining members of Damage Control, who scatter to the back, but one of them wasn’t fast enough! The fattest EMT has been taken around the neck by Brock, and is gasping for air! But wait – RVD has smacked Brock on the back of the head with a chair! He drags Brock(DW) back to the ring, and pushes the ladder in as well! RVD(AJ) will wreak havoc with that thing if Brock doesn’t stop him! RVD picks up the ladder, and throws it on Brock’s head! It sets it up in the corner now, and proceeds to the top rope – he’s using the ladder as a pummel horse, to launch a huge SOMERSAULT LEG-DROP! Brock’s trachea could be crushed from that huge drop! Good Lord! RVD has gone to the outside, but is not calling for the stretcher; instead he’s taking it for himself, and positioning it just outside the ring, and now Brock could be in trouble! RVD(AJ) gets back in the ring, but Brock(DW) has got back up, with seemingly no ill effects from the wonderfully-tall leg-drop! RVD has been stunned into non-movement! Brock has had a Medusa-like effect on Van Dam – he just can’t move! Brock has RVD on his shoulders, on the side of the ring…you know what’s coming – F5 ONTO THE STRETCHER OUTSIDE THE RING! Van Dam has been destroyed, but there are no members of Damage Control left to wheel away Van Dam! What can Brock do from here, with no one to enable him to win the match?
Brock(DW) is perplexed – there is currently no way to win this match for him, so he cannot win the title! He looks at the broken body of RVD(AJ), but – WHAT THE - ?! THE LIGHTS HAVE CUT OUT! No one can see a thing! Whoever has done this has brought about an incredibly cheap ending to this match! I can’t see my hand in front of my face!
*CRACK! WHAM! SMACK! SMACK!*
What the hell was all that? What’s going on?! I still can’t see anything…WHAT THE HELL?!! The lights have come back on, but it’s revealed Brock(DW) has been strapped into the stretcher, and he has been laid upside-down in the corner! RVD(AQJ) is up again, and now he has placed the ladder in front of Brock’s face! He jumps to the top turnbuckle of the adjacent corner, and here comes the – VAN TERMINATOR! Oh……my…….God!! The ladder has gone straight into Brock(DW)’s face, and now – WHO THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS? Two men, dressed as the Grim Reaper, have come in, thrown Brock and the stretcher over the top rope, and are wheeling him out at a sprinting pace! Wait…NO! NO! RVD has won this match, as Brock has been wheeled out to the back, after that devastating Van Terminator! RVD(AJ) is the new Undisputed SRW Champ! The crowd cannot believe it, and neither can I! They’re booing at the loudest rate I’ve ever heard!
Finkel: “Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this fall, and NEW Undisputed SRW Heavyweight Champion of the World…Rob...Van…Dam!”
The crowd are jeering as loudly as they can…I mean, I’ve never heard such a showing of opposition to the champion of the world! Who the hell were those Grim Reapers? How did Van Dam pull that off? Who are The Powers That Be? Who cut the lights? We may never know, but we can ‘look forward’ to RVD(AJ)’s acceptance speech, next week on Eclipse! Tune in for that, and the aftermath of tonight’s epic of a wrestling match…goodnight Silverstone!
LightCAW title Gauntlet match: (Two start, one eliminated, another comes out until one left)
RawisAndy (Starlight) V The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) V Phoenix (Bazzman) V Stone Edge (Jericho15) V The Rat (Allardini)
Welcome back to SRW Spun Out, and we’re only just getting started here! Everyone’s obviously anticipating the 6-Man Elimination Hell In A Cell Match for the CAW World Championship, but firstly the LightCAW Championship will be on the line in the first ever Gauntlet Match. LightCAW Champion RawIsAndy (Starlight) wasn’t disappointed about this, despite the fact that he’s in the HIAC match later, as he explained in an interview with Mark Lloyd (Hercules) earlier…
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Lloyd (Hercules): RawIsAndy (Starlight)…Spun Out is certainly the biggest SRW PPV for you so far, because as well as the Hell In A Cell later, you have to defend your LightCAW title against four other guys. How are you feeling?
RawIsAndy (Starlight): Two matches? Two matches!? Who cares! That’s nothing for the one and only RawIsAndy, hell, he could compete in every match here tonight and win them all! This LightCAW Title is staying with me, because tonight I defend against a washed-up has been called The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), a couple of noobs named Phoenix (Bazzman) and Stone Edge (Jericho15), and the man who I beat for the title a couple of months ago, The Rat (allardini). I’m on Easy Street, baby!
But then, RIA was greeted by The Psychiatrist (MikeAll).
Trist: I may be out of the CAW Title scene at the moment…but don’t forget, I was World Champion…FOR ALMOST SIX MONTHS! HALF A YEAR DAMMIT! So don’t underestimate me, because tonight I’m gonna make you pay with that LightCAW Championship.
Psychiatrist leans in dangerously close to RIA, before pacing away. RIA was about to speak again, but The Rat (allardini) then came strolling down the corridor. He smiled slyly at RIA, before going the same way as The Trist. RIA looked confused, but then along came Phoenix (Bazzman).
Phoenix: I plan to make an impact here at Do or Die, and the best way to do it? To take that LightCAW Title away from you, and to where the fans want it…around my waist.
Phoenix (Bazzman) then left, and RIA (Starlight) quickly regained his composure.
RIA: Those guys may talk the talk, but they don’t walk the walk or…milk…the milk…where as I do all three!
Lloyd (Hercules): You milk cows, RIA?
RIA: What? No I don’t you stupid Aphrodite!
Lloyd (Hercules): Are you calling me a sex goddess?
RIA: erm…no…but anyway, tonight I’ll successfully defend my title, and then win the CAW World Championship! So make sure you watch out… (RIA leans into the camera)…because Andy’s about!
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Well, the only guy we didn’t see in that segment was Stone Edge (Jericho15), but that was because he got involved with CAW World Champion The Cong Man…check this out.
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Cong looks around the arena before looking back at Stone Edge. He grabs the mic back. “I can honestly say that I will never lay down for a piece of garbage like you.” Stone Edge shrugs and walks away. “Now as I was sayi...” *CRACK!* STONE EDGE JUST HIT CONG MAN RIGHT ON THE FOREHEAD WITH A KENDO STICK!!! He drags a dazed Cong back to his feet and throws him over the top rope to the floor! That’s no way to treat an injured legend!
Stone Edge follows Cong Man to the floor and OH MY GOD NO!!! He picks up Cong Man’s wheelchair AND SMASHES IT INTO CONG’S INJURED LEG!!! Cong screams so loudly even the people in the cheap seats, with the obscured view at the very back of the SRW arena can hear him! Stone Edge makes a sharp exit as the locker room empties to come and help Cong.
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Is he insane? Brutally beating The Cong Man could be a big mistake, but he’s certainly made a name for himself. Anyway, it’s now time for 5-Man Gauntlet Match for the SRW LightCAW Championship! We start off with two men chosen at random, and when one is beaten by either pin-fall or submission, the third participant will enter the fray. This will continue until one man is left, the LightCAW Champion!
(Hardys music hits) The crowd are on their feet and applauding, because here comes their latest favourite, Phoenix (Bazzman)! He sprints to the ring and celebrates on the top rope – he’s certainly ready for this.
(The Rat’s music hits) Another reasonable pop for The Rat as he struts to the ring, desperate to regain his LightCAW Championship. He slowly steps into the ring, keeping an eye on the focused Phoenix (Bazzman).
DING DING!
The Rat (allardini) looks to lock-up, but Phoenix (Bazzman) rolls out of the way. Rat looks disgusted and tries again, but Phoenix (Bazzman) just skips to his left. A contrast of styles here; Rat wants to keep to his technical background whilst Phoenix wants to use his raw speed. Suddenly Phoenix bounces himself off the ropes and steams towards The Rat, Shoulder Tackle! Rat is sent down to the canvas, and Phoenix follows this up with a Leg Drop to the neck.
Rat (allardini) escapes to the outside, but doesn’t see Phoenix sprint to the ropes and literally catapult himself out of the ring like a flying missile, nailing Rat and sending him crashing into the security barrier! The crowd is really getting behind this exciting young talent as he drops Rat painfully on the top of the barrier, and then lies him across it. He climbs with a purpose all the way to the top rope, and then looks down at The Rat…no way…he’s going for it…ELBOW DROP ALL THE WAY TO THE GROUND – BUT THE RAT MOVES – WHAM!!! THE WHOLE SIDE OF HIS BODY SMASHES INTO THE BARRIER!
The crowd is in shock as The Rat (allardini) smiles evilly and begins to brutally pound on his young opponent, before literally tossing him into the steel steps! He’s throwing him round like a ragdoll! Rat finally throws him back into the ring, where he applies an STF Submission! Phoenix (Bazzman) is screaming in pain but he’s close to the ropes, and he reaches out…but Rat reacts, grabbing the arm and locking in an Armbar!
The Rat (allardini) is putting on a wrestling clinic here, but Phoenix (Bazzman) is heroically battling back! He manages to get to his feet and respond with some elbows to the stomach, before whipping him into the ropes and meeting him with a Spinning Heel Kick! Phoenix gets back on the top rope, and this time he does nail an Elbow Drop, right to the sternum!
He whips The Rat (allardini) into the ropes and takes him down with a POWERSLAM! The impact echoed all round the arena! Phoenix makes a cutthroat signal to the crowd’s delight, he wants to finish off The Rat (allardini) here! He puts him between his legs, lifts him onto his shoulders and delivers an earth-shattering POWERBOMB! But look, he’s turning it into a modified version of The Walls Of Jericho! IT’S THE FIREBIRD STRETCH!
Rat (allardini), who is still stunned from that powerbomb, suddenly realises the position he’s in and begins to writhe and wriggle, but it’s to no avail! It’s locked in tightly! But suddenly The Rat (allardini) uses great abdominal strength to roll over, and sends Phoenix flying back with a sharp kick to the temple! Rat (allardini) follows this up with a clothesline, and then tries to apply THE RATHOUSE!
He can’t get it in properly though, so he turns it into a REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Now The Rat (allardini) heads to the top rope himself, and signals to the crowd, who greet him with boos and jeers! He leaps, and hits the SENTON LEG-DROP – WHAM! That’s gotta be all, as he hooks the leg!
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KICK-OUT! Awesome resiliency! The Rat (allardini) is livid, and he tries to set Phoenix (Bazzman) up for an overhead suplex but it’s countered into one of Phoenix’s own…but wait, he’s holding him up there, until he finally delivers the FAST FORWARD! One…Two…
THREE!
*The Rat (allardini) has been eliminated from the match*
“Tell me…what is on your mind?” Well, The Rat (allardini) is out, but now Phoenix (Bazzman) faces an even tougher challenge in the former CAW World Champion, The Psychiatrist (MikeAll). Admittedly, he hasn’t been on form lately, but he was champion for half a year. Now could be his chance to get back on track, and he certainly looks determined as he slowly makes his way to the squared circle, where Phoenix is poised, waiting.
Psychiatrist (MikeAll) ups his pace to a run, and he sprints into the ring and starts to exchange right-hands with the young rookie! He gets the better of the battle, pummeling Phoenix with constant shots to the head, just as The Trist always likes to do! He kicks him in the stomach, and then plants him with a powerful DDT!
Phoenix (Bazzman) tries to gather himself but his head must be spinning as The Trist (MikeAll) hooks the arm over his shoulder, lifts him up high and hits a devastating BRAINBUSTER! Phoenix holds his head in agony, but The Trist won’t let up as he delivers a Dropkick right to the temple! The Trist then strangles him on the bottom rope, before bouncing himself off the other ropes and dropping a leg right onto the back of his neck – Stone Cold style!
The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) looks for another DDT, but Phoenix counters into a FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX! – ONE…TWO…
KICK-OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! The Trist (MikeAll) is infuriated and he viciously knees Phoenix in the head several times, before slamming his head into the corner. The Trist sits Phoenix up on the top rope, and methodically climbs to the top also, and using great balance manages to lean back a little way, Phoenix’s head underneath his arm…this is gonna be huge…he jumps, and NAILS A DDT FROM THE TOP ROPE – WHAM! THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL!
ONE!
TWO!
SHOULDER UP! The crowd are really behind Phoenix (Bazzman) here as he continues to battle on, and as The Trist whips him into the ropes he responds to this, and slides between his legs on the way back, before setting him up for a BACKDROP SUPLEX!
But The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) slides off, twists him round and kicks him in the gut, before putting him between his legs, lifting him and delivering an awesome PILEDRIVER! – WHAM!!! HE MUST’VE KNOCKED PHOENIX UNCONSCIOUS! ONE…TWO…
THREE!
The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) proves why he was the most successful CAW World Champion ever with a convincing victory over the young rookie Phoenix (Bazzman), who is being carried out of the ring! The audience are giving him a rousing ovation, he’s a great hope for the future of SRW, but he couldn’t overcome The Trist.
*Phoenix (Bazzman) has been eliminated from the match*
(CKY hits) The arena resounds with boos and jeers as current LightCAW Champion RawIsAndy (Starlight) makes his way to the ring! He’s got a massive ego, and the fans here love to hate him! He boasts to the whole of the front row around the ring about his ‘amazing body,’ before sliding into the ring and celebrating on the top turnbuckle.
But look at The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) coming up from behind, RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE SECOND ROPE – THE IMPACT ECHOED ALL ROUND THE ARENA! The Psychiatrist is on fire here, as he begins to work away on the head as he did with Phoenix. He whips him into the ropes and looks for a clothesline, but RIA ducks, bounces off the opposite ropes and nails a Flying Crossbody!
RIA (Starlight) sends The Trist (MikeAll) into the corner and then follows it up with a flurry of shots to the mid and lower sections of The Trist – his trademark Roshambo Combo! He then whips him with power into the opposite turnbuckle, and as The Trist staggers out RIA brings him down with a SPEAR! RIA picks up the dazed Psychiatrist, and delivers a perfect Falling Neckbreaker!
RIA (Starlight) is on a roll as he heads to the top rope, leaps and nails an awesome SENTON BOMB! RIA (Starlight) is going through an adrenaline rush here as he shouts and screams at the fans about how good he is (apparently). He goes over to boast to our ring announcer Lillan Garcia (Shaneo), BUT THE TRIST (MIKEALL) ROLLS HIM UP! ONE…TWO…
RIA (STARLIGHT) POWERS OUT! The two of them roll away from each-other and are on their feet and poised in a matter of seconds. This really is a battle of the titans, we took an official poll on SRW.com about who you thought would win this match, and these two guys both got 40% of the votes! They lock-up once more, but The Trist (MikeAll) slides behind RIA and applies a waistlock, before trying to lift him…but RIA is struggling desperately…he tries again, and lifts him into a GERMAN SUPLEX – WHAM!
AND ANOTHER ONE! AND THIS TIME HE HITS A GERMAN RELEASE SUPLEX, AND IT’S SO POWERFUL THAT RIA (STARLIGHT) IS SENT FLYING OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE! HOLY CRAP!
The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) is now on the ring apron, and he shows great versatility by jumping and landing an ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE CHEST! RawIsAndy (Starlight) is in big trouble here as he is thrown back into the ring by The Trist, who stays in the driving seat by constantly working on RIA’s head, ending his little flourish with a Karate Kick straight to the temple!
The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) signals to the crowd that this one is over, and he climbs steadily to the top rope! He spreads his arms, ready to fly! It’s the Psycho…ANALYSER – WHAM!
BUT THERE’S NOBODY HOME! RIA (STARLIGHT) SOMEHOW MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!
But look at who’s hiding literally underneath the ring – it’s Ice Blaster, RIA’s tag team partner! RIA (Starlight) has played his trump card here, and as the referee turns to help The Trist (MikeAll) who is writhing in agony after his chins smashed into the unforgiving canvas, Ice Blaster runs up the ramp and backstage without being detected! It was he who pulled RIA (Starlight) out of the way!
RawIsAndy (Starlight) has staggered back to his feet, and he angrily gestures to The Trist (MikeAll) to get up! The Psychiatrist, not one to give up, does so, but doesn’t see RIA behind him! He turns, straight into the JIMJAMJAHA! THE TRIST (MIKEALL) IS PROBABLY OUT COLD, AS RAWISANDY (STARLIGHT) HOOKS THE LEG!
ONE…
TWO…
THREE! The audience are livid as RawIsAndy (Starlight) celebrates eliminating the man who would probably be the new LightCAW Champion, assuming he’d overcome the last entrant. Psychiatrist (MikeAll) is helped backstage, and he also receives a loud ovation from this respectful audience!
(Rolllin’ hits) The applause quickly turns to heat as the final participant, Stone Edge (Jericho15) struts to the ring confidently. After his brutal attack on The Cong Man earlier in the week he’s been pretty boastful to say the least, and he eyes up the LightCAW Champion with a smirk on his face. RIA (Starlight) beckons him into the ring, but Stone Edge (Jericho15) stays on the outside for some reason.
Wait, look who’s rolling down the entrance ramp! IT’S CAW WORLD CHAMPION, THE CONG MAN! The audience are going insane but Stone Edge (Jericho15) doesn’t seem to realize, and The Cong Man is travelling at quite a pace on that wheelchair, straight towards him!
CRACK!! OH MAN, HE JUST RAMMED INTO STONE EDGE (JERICHO15) WITH SO MUCH FORCE IT SENT HIM TUMBLING OVER THE WHEELCHAIR BEFORE LANDING WITH A THUMP TO THE FLOOR BELOW! Cong Man bumps into the ring, and lifts his arms in celebration to the crowd’s delight, before his friend and HardCAW Champion Scotty Dogg sprints to the ring, and helps Cong Man backstage!
RawIsAndy (Starlight) has already rolled him into the ring, and hooked the leg! One…
Two…
KICK-OUT!
RawIsAndy (Starlight) knows the end is near, and he’s poised and ready to deliver the Jimjamjaha! Stone Edge (Jericho15) is up, and he walks straight into RIA’s finisher – WHAM! RIA (Starlight) hooks the leg once more;
ONE!
TWO!
BUT DW PULLS THE TEDDY LONG (TONY) OUR OF THE RING AND CLOTHESLINES HIM DOWN! DW, THE MAN WHO RAWISANDY (STARLIGHT) SCREWED OUT OF A PLACE IN THE HELL IN A CELL MATCH, IS HERE TO EXACT SOME REVENGE!
RIA (Starlight) is still waiting for the count, and doesn’t realize that DW is standing right over him! RIA (Starlight) finally stands up and turns right into DW! RIA (Starlight) is visibly shocked, and DW smiles to the fans’ delight! RIA finally reacts and throws some right-hands, before trying to whip DW into the ropes, but he hasn’t got the power! DW counters and throws RIA into the ropes, and he runs into the DEAD END! THE DEAD END FROM NO WHERE, A DEVASTATING IMPACT!
DW celebrates to the fans who are going wild, before sprinting backstage! Teddy Long (Tony) has just about crawled into the ring and begins to deliver a very slow count, because Stone Edge (Jericho15), who is still struggling thanks to The Cong Man’s attack, has rolled into a cover!
ONE…
TWO…
AND THE PSYCHIATRIST (MIKEALL) NAILS AN ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF TEDDY LONG (TONY)! WHY IS HE HELPING RAWISANDY (STARLIGHT)!?
Wait…I don’t think he is! He’s rolled Stone Edge (Jericho15) out of the way, and climbed to the top rope! He’s gonna nail the move he should’ve nailed when he was still in the match, and this time there’s no Ice Blaster to save the day! HE FLIES LIKE A TORPEDO – THE PSYCHOANALYSER!
The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) screams at RawIsAndy (Starlight), before giving the ref a quick shake and then escaping through the crowd!
Stone Edge (Jericho15) looks dazed but he’s back on his feet, and he picks up the crumpled mess that is RawIsAndy (Starlight), puts him on his shoulders and DELIVERS AN AWESOME SPINNING POWERBOMB STRAIGHT INTO A PIN – THE POWER STONE! Teddy Long (Tony) has just about enough energy to make a count!
ONE!
TWO!
THREEEEE!
*RawIsAndy (Starlight) has been eliminated from the match, and therefore Stone Edge (Jericho15) is the winner*
I think RawIsAndy (Starlight)’s ego has cost him, because interference from two of his enemies have caused him to lose this match to Stone Edge (Jericho15), who is now the new LightCAW Champion! The fans aren’t too sure what to think, they don’t like either of these guys, but despite interference from Cong Man, Stone Edge has won his first title here in SRW!
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The winner of this match, and NEW LightCAW Champion: Stone Edge (Jericho15).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
RawisAndy (Starlight) V The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) V Phoenix (Bazzman) V Stone Edge (Jericho15) V The Rat (Allardini)
Welcome back to SRW Spun Out, and we’re only just getting started here! Everyone’s obviously anticipating the 6-Man Elimination Hell In A Cell Match for the CAW World Championship, but firstly the LightCAW Championship will be on the line in the first ever Gauntlet Match. LightCAW Champion RawIsAndy (Starlight) wasn’t disappointed about this, despite the fact that he’s in the HIAC match later, as he explained in an interview with Mark Lloyd (Hercules) earlier…
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Lloyd (Hercules): RawIsAndy (Starlight)…Spun Out is certainly the biggest SRW PPV for you so far, because as well as the Hell In A Cell later, you have to defend your LightCAW title against four other guys. How are you feeling?
RawIsAndy (Starlight): Two matches? Two matches!? Who cares! That’s nothing for the one and only RawIsAndy, hell, he could compete in every match here tonight and win them all! This LightCAW Title is staying with me, because tonight I defend against a washed-up has been called The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), a couple of noobs named Phoenix (Bazzman) and Stone Edge (Jericho15), and the man who I beat for the title a couple of months ago, The Rat (allardini). I’m on Easy Street, baby!
But then, RIA was greeted by The Psychiatrist (MikeAll).
Trist: I may be out of the CAW Title scene at the moment…but don’t forget, I was World Champion…FOR ALMOST SIX MONTHS! HALF A YEAR DAMMIT! So don’t underestimate me, because tonight I’m gonna make you pay with that LightCAW Championship.
Psychiatrist leans in dangerously close to RIA, before pacing away. RIA was about to speak again, but The Rat (allardini) then came strolling down the corridor. He smiled slyly at RIA, before going the same way as The Trist. RIA looked confused, but then along came Phoenix (Bazzman).
Phoenix: I plan to make an impact here at Do or Die, and the best way to do it? To take that LightCAW Title away from you, and to where the fans want it…around my waist.
Phoenix (Bazzman) then left, and RIA (Starlight) quickly regained his composure.
RIA: Those guys may talk the talk, but they don’t walk the walk or…milk…the milk…where as I do all three!
Lloyd (Hercules): You milk cows, RIA?
RIA: What? No I don’t you stupid Aphrodite!
Lloyd (Hercules): Are you calling me a sex goddess?
RIA: erm…no…but anyway, tonight I’ll successfully defend my title, and then win the CAW World Championship! So make sure you watch out… (RIA leans into the camera)…because Andy’s about!
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Well, the only guy we didn’t see in that segment was Stone Edge (Jericho15), but that was because he got involved with CAW World Champion The Cong Man…check this out.
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Cong looks around the arena before looking back at Stone Edge. He grabs the mic back. “I can honestly say that I will never lay down for a piece of garbage like you.” Stone Edge shrugs and walks away. “Now as I was sayi...” *CRACK!* STONE EDGE JUST HIT CONG MAN RIGHT ON THE FOREHEAD WITH A KENDO STICK!!! He drags a dazed Cong back to his feet and throws him over the top rope to the floor! That’s no way to treat an injured legend!
Stone Edge follows Cong Man to the floor and OH MY GOD NO!!! He picks up Cong Man’s wheelchair AND SMASHES IT INTO CONG’S INJURED LEG!!! Cong screams so loudly even the people in the cheap seats, with the obscured view at the very back of the SRW arena can hear him! Stone Edge makes a sharp exit as the locker room empties to come and help Cong.
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Is he insane? Brutally beating The Cong Man could be a big mistake, but he’s certainly made a name for himself. Anyway, it’s now time for 5-Man Gauntlet Match for the SRW LightCAW Championship! We start off with two men chosen at random, and when one is beaten by either pin-fall or submission, the third participant will enter the fray. This will continue until one man is left, the LightCAW Champion!
(Hardys music hits) The crowd are on their feet and applauding, because here comes their latest favourite, Phoenix (Bazzman)! He sprints to the ring and celebrates on the top rope – he’s certainly ready for this.
(The Rat’s music hits) Another reasonable pop for The Rat as he struts to the ring, desperate to regain his LightCAW Championship. He slowly steps into the ring, keeping an eye on the focused Phoenix (Bazzman).
DING DING!
The Rat (allardini) looks to lock-up, but Phoenix (Bazzman) rolls out of the way. Rat looks disgusted and tries again, but Phoenix (Bazzman) just skips to his left. A contrast of styles here; Rat wants to keep to his technical background whilst Phoenix wants to use his raw speed. Suddenly Phoenix bounces himself off the ropes and steams towards The Rat, Shoulder Tackle! Rat is sent down to the canvas, and Phoenix follows this up with a Leg Drop to the neck.
Rat (allardini) escapes to the outside, but doesn’t see Phoenix sprint to the ropes and literally catapult himself out of the ring like a flying missile, nailing Rat and sending him crashing into the security barrier! The crowd is really getting behind this exciting young talent as he drops Rat painfully on the top of the barrier, and then lies him across it. He climbs with a purpose all the way to the top rope, and then looks down at The Rat…no way…he’s going for it…ELBOW DROP ALL THE WAY TO THE GROUND – BUT THE RAT MOVES – WHAM!!! THE WHOLE SIDE OF HIS BODY SMASHES INTO THE BARRIER!
The crowd is in shock as The Rat (allardini) smiles evilly and begins to brutally pound on his young opponent, before literally tossing him into the steel steps! He’s throwing him round like a ragdoll! Rat finally throws him back into the ring, where he applies an STF Submission! Phoenix (Bazzman) is screaming in pain but he’s close to the ropes, and he reaches out…but Rat reacts, grabbing the arm and locking in an Armbar!
The Rat (allardini) is putting on a wrestling clinic here, but Phoenix (Bazzman) is heroically battling back! He manages to get to his feet and respond with some elbows to the stomach, before whipping him into the ropes and meeting him with a Spinning Heel Kick! Phoenix gets back on the top rope, and this time he does nail an Elbow Drop, right to the sternum!
He whips The Rat (allardini) into the ropes and takes him down with a POWERSLAM! The impact echoed all round the arena! Phoenix makes a cutthroat signal to the crowd’s delight, he wants to finish off The Rat (allardini) here! He puts him between his legs, lifts him onto his shoulders and delivers an earth-shattering POWERBOMB! But look, he’s turning it into a modified version of The Walls Of Jericho! IT’S THE FIREBIRD STRETCH!
Rat (allardini), who is still stunned from that powerbomb, suddenly realises the position he’s in and begins to writhe and wriggle, but it’s to no avail! It’s locked in tightly! But suddenly The Rat (allardini) uses great abdominal strength to roll over, and sends Phoenix flying back with a sharp kick to the temple! Rat (allardini) follows this up with a clothesline, and then tries to apply THE RATHOUSE!
He can’t get it in properly though, so he turns it into a REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Now The Rat (allardini) heads to the top rope himself, and signals to the crowd, who greet him with boos and jeers! He leaps, and hits the SENTON LEG-DROP – WHAM! That’s gotta be all, as he hooks the leg!
One…
Two…
KICK-OUT! Awesome resiliency! The Rat (allardini) is livid, and he tries to set Phoenix (Bazzman) up for an overhead suplex but it’s countered into one of Phoenix’s own…but wait, he’s holding him up there, until he finally delivers the FAST FORWARD! One…Two…
THREE!
*The Rat (allardini) has been eliminated from the match*
“Tell me…what is on your mind?” Well, The Rat (allardini) is out, but now Phoenix (Bazzman) faces an even tougher challenge in the former CAW World Champion, The Psychiatrist (MikeAll). Admittedly, he hasn’t been on form lately, but he was champion for half a year. Now could be his chance to get back on track, and he certainly looks determined as he slowly makes his way to the squared circle, where Phoenix is poised, waiting.
Psychiatrist (MikeAll) ups his pace to a run, and he sprints into the ring and starts to exchange right-hands with the young rookie! He gets the better of the battle, pummeling Phoenix with constant shots to the head, just as The Trist always likes to do! He kicks him in the stomach, and then plants him with a powerful DDT!
Phoenix (Bazzman) tries to gather himself but his head must be spinning as The Trist (MikeAll) hooks the arm over his shoulder, lifts him up high and hits a devastating BRAINBUSTER! Phoenix holds his head in agony, but The Trist won’t let up as he delivers a Dropkick right to the temple! The Trist then strangles him on the bottom rope, before bouncing himself off the other ropes and dropping a leg right onto the back of his neck – Stone Cold style!
The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) looks for another DDT, but Phoenix counters into a FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX! – ONE…TWO…
KICK-OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! The Trist (MikeAll) is infuriated and he viciously knees Phoenix in the head several times, before slamming his head into the corner. The Trist sits Phoenix up on the top rope, and methodically climbs to the top also, and using great balance manages to lean back a little way, Phoenix’s head underneath his arm…this is gonna be huge…he jumps, and NAILS A DDT FROM THE TOP ROPE – WHAM! THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL!
ONE!
TWO!
SHOULDER UP! The crowd are really behind Phoenix (Bazzman) here as he continues to battle on, and as The Trist whips him into the ropes he responds to this, and slides between his legs on the way back, before setting him up for a BACKDROP SUPLEX!
But The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) slides off, twists him round and kicks him in the gut, before putting him between his legs, lifting him and delivering an awesome PILEDRIVER! – WHAM!!! HE MUST’VE KNOCKED PHOENIX UNCONSCIOUS! ONE…TWO…
THREE!
The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) proves why he was the most successful CAW World Champion ever with a convincing victory over the young rookie Phoenix (Bazzman), who is being carried out of the ring! The audience are giving him a rousing ovation, he’s a great hope for the future of SRW, but he couldn’t overcome The Trist.
*Phoenix (Bazzman) has been eliminated from the match*
(CKY hits) The arena resounds with boos and jeers as current LightCAW Champion RawIsAndy (Starlight) makes his way to the ring! He’s got a massive ego, and the fans here love to hate him! He boasts to the whole of the front row around the ring about his ‘amazing body,’ before sliding into the ring and celebrating on the top turnbuckle.
But look at The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) coming up from behind, RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE SECOND ROPE – THE IMPACT ECHOED ALL ROUND THE ARENA! The Psychiatrist is on fire here, as he begins to work away on the head as he did with Phoenix. He whips him into the ropes and looks for a clothesline, but RIA ducks, bounces off the opposite ropes and nails a Flying Crossbody!
RIA (Starlight) sends The Trist (MikeAll) into the corner and then follows it up with a flurry of shots to the mid and lower sections of The Trist – his trademark Roshambo Combo! He then whips him with power into the opposite turnbuckle, and as The Trist staggers out RIA brings him down with a SPEAR! RIA picks up the dazed Psychiatrist, and delivers a perfect Falling Neckbreaker!
RIA (Starlight) is on a roll as he heads to the top rope, leaps and nails an awesome SENTON BOMB! RIA (Starlight) is going through an adrenaline rush here as he shouts and screams at the fans about how good he is (apparently). He goes over to boast to our ring announcer Lillan Garcia (Shaneo), BUT THE TRIST (MIKEALL) ROLLS HIM UP! ONE…TWO…
RIA (STARLIGHT) POWERS OUT! The two of them roll away from each-other and are on their feet and poised in a matter of seconds. This really is a battle of the titans, we took an official poll on SRW.com about who you thought would win this match, and these two guys both got 40% of the votes! They lock-up once more, but The Trist (MikeAll) slides behind RIA and applies a waistlock, before trying to lift him…but RIA is struggling desperately…he tries again, and lifts him into a GERMAN SUPLEX – WHAM!
AND ANOTHER ONE! AND THIS TIME HE HITS A GERMAN RELEASE SUPLEX, AND IT’S SO POWERFUL THAT RIA (STARLIGHT) IS SENT FLYING OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE! HOLY CRAP!
The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) is now on the ring apron, and he shows great versatility by jumping and landing an ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE CHEST! RawIsAndy (Starlight) is in big trouble here as he is thrown back into the ring by The Trist, who stays in the driving seat by constantly working on RIA’s head, ending his little flourish with a Karate Kick straight to the temple!
The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) signals to the crowd that this one is over, and he climbs steadily to the top rope! He spreads his arms, ready to fly! It’s the Psycho…ANALYSER – WHAM!
BUT THERE’S NOBODY HOME! RIA (STARLIGHT) SOMEHOW MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!
But look at who’s hiding literally underneath the ring – it’s Ice Blaster, RIA’s tag team partner! RIA (Starlight) has played his trump card here, and as the referee turns to help The Trist (MikeAll) who is writhing in agony after his chins smashed into the unforgiving canvas, Ice Blaster runs up the ramp and backstage without being detected! It was he who pulled RIA (Starlight) out of the way!
RawIsAndy (Starlight) has staggered back to his feet, and he angrily gestures to The Trist (MikeAll) to get up! The Psychiatrist, not one to give up, does so, but doesn’t see RIA behind him! He turns, straight into the JIMJAMJAHA! THE TRIST (MIKEALL) IS PROBABLY OUT COLD, AS RAWISANDY (STARLIGHT) HOOKS THE LEG!
ONE…
TWO…
THREE! The audience are livid as RawIsAndy (Starlight) celebrates eliminating the man who would probably be the new LightCAW Champion, assuming he’d overcome the last entrant. Psychiatrist (MikeAll) is helped backstage, and he also receives a loud ovation from this respectful audience!
(Rolllin’ hits) The applause quickly turns to heat as the final participant, Stone Edge (Jericho15) struts to the ring confidently. After his brutal attack on The Cong Man earlier in the week he’s been pretty boastful to say the least, and he eyes up the LightCAW Champion with a smirk on his face. RIA (Starlight) beckons him into the ring, but Stone Edge (Jericho15) stays on the outside for some reason.
Wait, look who’s rolling down the entrance ramp! IT’S CAW WORLD CHAMPION, THE CONG MAN! The audience are going insane but Stone Edge (Jericho15) doesn’t seem to realize, and The Cong Man is travelling at quite a pace on that wheelchair, straight towards him!
CRACK!! OH MAN, HE JUST RAMMED INTO STONE EDGE (JERICHO15) WITH SO MUCH FORCE IT SENT HIM TUMBLING OVER THE WHEELCHAIR BEFORE LANDING WITH A THUMP TO THE FLOOR BELOW! Cong Man bumps into the ring, and lifts his arms in celebration to the crowd’s delight, before his friend and HardCAW Champion Scotty Dogg sprints to the ring, and helps Cong Man backstage!
RawIsAndy (Starlight) has already rolled him into the ring, and hooked the leg! One…
Two…
KICK-OUT!
RawIsAndy (Starlight) knows the end is near, and he’s poised and ready to deliver the Jimjamjaha! Stone Edge (Jericho15) is up, and he walks straight into RIA’s finisher – WHAM! RIA (Starlight) hooks the leg once more;
ONE!
TWO!
BUT DW PULLS THE TEDDY LONG (TONY) OUR OF THE RING AND CLOTHESLINES HIM DOWN! DW, THE MAN WHO RAWISANDY (STARLIGHT) SCREWED OUT OF A PLACE IN THE HELL IN A CELL MATCH, IS HERE TO EXACT SOME REVENGE!
RIA (Starlight) is still waiting for the count, and doesn’t realize that DW is standing right over him! RIA (Starlight) finally stands up and turns right into DW! RIA (Starlight) is visibly shocked, and DW smiles to the fans’ delight! RIA finally reacts and throws some right-hands, before trying to whip DW into the ropes, but he hasn’t got the power! DW counters and throws RIA into the ropes, and he runs into the DEAD END! THE DEAD END FROM NO WHERE, A DEVASTATING IMPACT!
DW celebrates to the fans who are going wild, before sprinting backstage! Teddy Long (Tony) has just about crawled into the ring and begins to deliver a very slow count, because Stone Edge (Jericho15), who is still struggling thanks to The Cong Man’s attack, has rolled into a cover!
ONE…
TWO…
AND THE PSYCHIATRIST (MIKEALL) NAILS AN ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF TEDDY LONG (TONY)! WHY IS HE HELPING RAWISANDY (STARLIGHT)!?
Wait…I don’t think he is! He’s rolled Stone Edge (Jericho15) out of the way, and climbed to the top rope! He’s gonna nail the move he should’ve nailed when he was still in the match, and this time there’s no Ice Blaster to save the day! HE FLIES LIKE A TORPEDO – THE PSYCHOANALYSER!
The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) screams at RawIsAndy (Starlight), before giving the ref a quick shake and then escaping through the crowd!
Stone Edge (Jericho15) looks dazed but he’s back on his feet, and he picks up the crumpled mess that is RawIsAndy (Starlight), puts him on his shoulders and DELIVERS AN AWESOME SPINNING POWERBOMB STRAIGHT INTO A PIN – THE POWER STONE! Teddy Long (Tony) has just about enough energy to make a count!
ONE!
TWO!
THREEEEE!
*RawIsAndy (Starlight) has been eliminated from the match, and therefore Stone Edge (Jericho15) is the winner*
I think RawIsAndy (Starlight)’s ego has cost him, because interference from two of his enemies have caused him to lose this match to Stone Edge (Jericho15), who is now the new LightCAW Champion! The fans aren’t too sure what to think, they don’t like either of these guys, but despite interference from Cong Man, Stone Edge has won his first title here in SRW!
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The winner of this match, and NEW LightCAW Champion: Stone Edge (Jericho15).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Good evening, and welcome to SRW Spun Out, where we've just witnessed a brilliant HardCAW Title match between Scotty Dogg (Figo) and Hawk (AJ), with Scotty Dogg turning out as the winner after a Crazysault off the top of the Ladder. And now we've hopefully got another cracker coming at you, in the form of a 30 minute Iron Man Table Match for the Cruiserweight Title, with Christian (Grandprix) defending his title to The Hurricane (RM19).
Christian won against The Hurricane last night in a Hardcore rules match at the end of last night's Eclipse, and we've got some highlights from the end of that match:
*****Christian (Grandprix) is sensing victory, and he quickly reshapes the trash can and places it over Hurricane (RM18)! Hurricane is staggering around the ring, unable to see anything! Christian (Grandprix) laughs mockingly, before getting back to business. He turns him around, and grabs him around the neck, and then sticks his knee out, ready for his trademark Neckbreaker! CRACK!!! HE BRINGS HIM DOWN, AND HURRICANE (RM18) FEELS THE FULL FORCE OF THE TRASH CAN AND THE NECKBREAKER!
Pin by Christian (Grandprix), ONE!
TWO!
AND THR TRASH CAN - sorry, I mean Hurricane (RM18) - KICKS OUT! Christian (Grandprix) is getting frustrated again and he takes the trash can off, and tries to set him up for an Impaler (that’s what I call it anyway)…but Hurricane (RM18) fights out of it, and into the EYE OF THE HURRICANE!
NO! Christian (Grandprix) counters, into an IMPALER ON THE TRASH CAN - WHAM! THE IMPACT ECHOED ALL THROUGH THE ARENA! Christian (Grandprix) falls into a cover;
ONE!
TWO!
THREE! Shock victory from the challenger! Christian (Grandprix) slowly gets to his feet and talks dirtily to the fallen Hurricane (RM18), before stomping on him a few times and leaving him in a crumpled mess! Christian (Grandprix) annoys the fans on the entrance ramp, and then stops, before turning back and heading to the ring!
He picks up the table he found much earlier on, and sets it up in the corner, before picking up the near-unconscious Cruiserweight Champion and taking him to the opposite corner. He then stands behind him, grabs him by the back of the head and runs forward, RAMMING THE HURRICANE (RM18)’S HEAD INTO THE TABLE! THAT’S JUST TOO MUCH!
The crowd are furious, Hurricane (RM18) is bleeding from the head thanks to what Christian (Grandprix) did to him after the match! Christian (Grandprix) may have won this hardcore encounter, but can Christian (Grandprix) win it without weapons? Hurricane (RM18) is gonna want payback at Spun Out, so make sure you check out what happens when these two collide for the SRW Cruiserweight Championship.*****
Well, that was what happened last night, certainly stirring up the rivalry between these two - what state will Hurricane be in for this match, and will Christian still be in as cocky and angry a mood as he was last night? Well, we're about to find out, because here come the two competitors...
"CHRISTIAAAN! CHRISTIAAAN! AT LAST, YOU'RE ON YOUR OOOOOOOWN!" - here comes the man who last night beat the Cruiserweight Champion in a Hardcore rules match. Christian (Grandprix) struts out onto the stage, to a massive selection of boos. Let's just say he's not exactly the most popular man going to be fighting at Spun Out this week. He walks past all the tables at ringside, and there are plenty of them. We'll be having 30 minutes of table-smashing action here, and Christian is looking ready for it - he's sliding 2 tables into the ring, just as his music finishes.
"STAND BACK! THERE'S A HURRICANE COMIN' THROUGH!" - Here comes the Cruiserweight Champion, complete with a taped up arm and a huge plaster on his forehead. It looks as if Christian has given himself an advantage going into this match - there's no way that The Hurricane (RM19) is 100% fit. He walks down the ramp, still managing to show off some of his Hurri-style. Hurricane walks past the mass of tables on the outside of the ring, and climbs up into the ring, where there are now 3 tables, courtesy of Christian - 1 set up normally, one flat on the ground and one in the corner. Hurricane gives his title to the ref, and awaits the start of the match with Christian. The bell rings, the timer starts and the match is underway.
30 MINS TO GO
0 - 0
Christian raises his arms, to a furious reaction from the crowd - him taunting in The Hurricane's face, but Hurricane (RM19) reacts, shoving Christian to the ground, and begins stomping on him! The Hurricane is trying to pick up Christian, but his arm is causing him problems. We didn't know that there were any problems with his arm, and it didn't look like he injured it on Eclipse, but it turns out that he must've. Hurricane stomps on Christian (Grandprix) some more. He attempts to pick him up with one hand, and does so, but takes quite a while. he throws Christian off the ropes, but as Christian returns, Hurricane is knocked down with a Clothesline!
Christian can now take this chance to dominate the match, and he does, delivering a few kicks, punches and knees to the head of Hurricane, who is now looking slightly dazed. Christian is picking up the table that was lying on the ground, while The Hurricane (RM19) is trying to get to his feet. Christian (Grandprix) is waiting, ready to pounce on Hurricane, with the table he is holding. Hurricane is now back to his feet completely, and Christian runs at him, but Hurricane uses his Hurri-sense (or quick reaction, to normal people), and delivers a Drop Toe Hold to Christian, whose head smacks off the table! Hurricane quickly picks up Christian, runs while holding his head, AND SMASHES HIM THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER! CRACK! Hurricane gets a point, after slamming Christian through that table!
25 MINS TO GO:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX) 0 - 1 THE HURRICANE (RM19)
Hurricane takes control of the match after the restart, kicking away at Christian (Grandprix) while he's on the ground. Hurricane sets up another table, this time in the middle of the ring. He picks up Christian, and throws him off the ropes - he's looking to hit Christian with a Big Back Body Drop, but Christian kicks him in the face, and The Hurricane (RM19) falls backwards onto the table. Christian punches him in the face a few times, before heading towards the top rope. What's he going to do here? Christian leaps off the top rope, BUT HURRICANE GETS OUT OF THE WAY, AND CHRISTIAN CHRASHES THROUGH THE WOOD! But it won't count as a point for Hurricane, because you have to actually be slammed through the table BY your opponent.
Christian lies amongst the broken tables, as Hurricane heads to the top rope. He taunts Christian from the top, as Christian begins to make his way to his feet. The Hurricane stands up just as Christian is back on his feet, and jumps, DELIVERING A CROSSBODY TO CHRISTIAN! The injured Hurricane (RM19) is doing a lot of damage to Christian (Grandprix) today, and he is now looking to inflict some more, by taking the other table and placing it in the centre of the ring. The Hurricane picks up Christian, and seems to want to put him through the table somehow or other. He grabs him by the neck! Not the Chokeslam!?! He lifts up Christian, AND DELIVERS A CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE TABLE! Hurricane goes 2 - 0 up on Christian, and this match is becoming a little one-sided.
20 MINS TO GO:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX) 0 - 2 THE HURRICANE (RM19)
Christian is looking completely destroyed on the mat, while Hurricane is showing off his super powers to the crowd on the top rope. And we're underway again, as Hurricane picks up Christian. He scoops him up in the air, and lands him right back where he started, which was pretty pointless, but looked pretty good - Hurricane becoming quite cocky now. EYE OF THE HURRICANE! That just came out of nowhere! I think that strange scooping movement was just some sort of fancy set up to the Eye Of The Hurricane, but who knows. Hurricane heads to the outside of the ring, and picks up a table. He throws it into the ring, and heads back out of the ring to pick up another one. Hurricane (RM19) picks up this other table, but his arm is causing him some problems - he can't pick it up too well, and drops it, having to pick it up again. This gives Christian (Grandprix) some time in the ring, and after some time, as Hurricane is walking to wards the ring with the table, Christian, runs at him, AND HITS A BASEBALL SLIDE ON THE TABLE WHICH CRACKED OFF HURRICANE'S HEAD! Hurricane flies backwards up the ramp with the impact, and lands in a crumpled heap.
Christian jumps outside of the ring, and takes that table, before throwing it back into the ring. He goes over to The Hurricane (RM19), and picks him up, not forgetting to do some more damage to the injured arm. Christian throws Hurricane back into the ring, and celebrates to the crowd (who aren't too pleased), before climbing in himself. Christian (Grandprix) sets up one of the two tables, before picking up the other one. Oh no! CRACK! ... CRACK! ... CRACK! ... He just slammed the table onto The Hurricane three times, trying to do as much damage to Hurricane's arm and head as possible. He picks up Hurricane, and places him on the table. Christian is heading to the top rope, and signalling for an Elbow Drop. He jumps, SMASHING THROUGH HURRICANE AND THROUGH THE TABLE WITH AN ELBOW DROP!!! Christian has pulled one back on Hurricane.
15 MINS TO GO:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX) 1 - 2 THE HURRICANE (RM19)
That high-impact move took the wind out of Christian, and he is having trouble getting to his feet, but at least he's not flat out on the ground unable to move like Hurricane (RM19) is. Christian uses the ropes to help himself to his feet. He gets to his feet, and begins to walk around, talking tactics to himself. He sets up another table, and begins to pick up Hurricane. Hurricane counters with a Low Blow though, and takes Christian down with a chop to the back of the leg. He now stomps on Christian (Grandprix) a few times, before putting the set-up table in the corner.
The Hurricane (RM19) is wanting to catapult Christian onto the table in the corner - he sets him up, and catapults him, BUT THE TABLE DOESN'T BREAK! Christian just bounced off the table, and The Hurricane is looking distraught - that would almost certainly have sealed the match for him, unless Christian went on a mad streak, which he isn't likely to do - both men are looking weak after just over half of the fighting time. Hurricane picks up Christian again, but Christian (Grandprix) gives him a thumb to the eye, and then plants him with a Suplex! He picks Hurricane up though, and puts him on the table, before climbing onto the table himself. What's Christian doing here? He picks up Hurricane on the table, and oh dear god! He's setting Hurricane up for the Unprettier!!! NO NO NO NO..... SMASH! UNPRETTIER THROUGH THE TABLE!!! HE'S GOT TO BE OUT COLD! Christian scores another point over The Hurricane, and in a destructive manner. Hurricane is knocked out.
10 MINS TO GO:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX) 2 - 2 THE HURRICANE (RM19)
Christian (Grandprix) has pulled himself level with Hurricane (RM19), and will now be looking to take the lead. He dances around the ring in celebration, knowing that Hurricane won't be getting up any time in the near future. After a while, and after the fans have lost the will to boo him, he picks up Hurricane, and throws him into the corner. Hurricane slouches in the corner, as he is kicked in by Christian, who is taking this match slowly, so he doesn't make any mistakes. He moves out of the corner, BEFORE SPRINTING RIGHT BACK IN AT FULL SPEED AND SPEARING HURRICANE! Ouch, is all that can be said, really.
Christian won't stop though, and delivers an Irish Whip to The Hurricane, but Hurricane (RM19) doesn't return to him, and instead, just sinks to the mat in the middle of the ring. This has probably been the hardest match of his career - possibly that for Christian too, although him and Edge went through some great matches. Christian (Grandprix) pikcs up Hurricane again, and throws him to the ground in an Arm Drag. Christian heads outside the ring to get another table in.
5 MINS TO GO:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX) 2 - 2 THE HURRICANE (RM19)
Christian folds up one of the remaining tables, and slides back into the ring with it. He sets it up, before heading towards Hurricane, who is showing a great amount of strength and bravery, trying to get to his feet. Christian (Grandprix) grabs him by the head, and knees him in the gut a few times though, and Hurricane (RM19) falls to the ground again. Christian stomps on him, before trying to pick him up, BUT HURRICANE KNOCKS HIM TO THE GROUND! Hurricane is fighting back, with punch after punch, and kick after kick. Christian runs at him, AND HURRICANE DELIVERS A POWERSLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Hurricane is back in the lead!
Hurricane quickly jumps to the outside - he seems to have regained a lot of Hurri-strength, as he picks up one of the last tables, and climbs into the ring with it. Hurricane sets it up, and then picks up Christian (Grandprix) by the hair. He delivers a swift kick right into Christian's ribs, before heading up to the top rope. Christian is getting to his feet, again, AND HE KNOCKS THE REFEREE TO HIS FEET! Why did Christian do that??? BUT WAIT! HERE COMES HURRICANE, FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!!! CHRISTIAN DODGES HIM, AND HE GOES FLYING THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! Hurricane crashes right through the table to the mat, just as the referee is getting back to his feet. 10 seconds to go! Christian is trying to tell the referee that he put Hurricane through the table. 5 seconds to go! AND THE REFEREE GIVES IN! 3 - 3 WITH A COUPLE OF SECONDS TO GO! DING DING DING! The bell rings, and the match, unfairly, has ended in a draw.
MATCH FINISHED:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX) 3 - 3 THE HURRICANE (RM19)
The referee has ordered the match to continue, until someone is put through a table. Christian has gone outside the ring to get a chair, and he slides back into the ring with it. He stands over Hurricane (RM19). CRACK! SMACK! CRACK! SMACK! He hits Hurricane with that chair multiple times, completely destroying him! He heads outside the ring, and picks up the last table, before throwing it into the ring so that it lands on top of Hurricane. The crowd are furious! He slides in cooly, and sets up the table in the centre of the ring, before picking up The Hurricane, AND SCOOP SLAMMING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!! THIS ONE IS OVER, AND CHRISTIAN IS THE NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Christian (Grandprix) grabs his title, and escapes up the ramp, to a mass of booing and jeering - he's destroyed Hurricane tonight using his own stealthy, cunning and evil tactics, and if it weren't for him knocking down the ref, then this match would've been The Hurricane's.
WINNER, AND NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX)
Thanks for reading,
Enjoy the rest of Spun Out,
~AJ~
Christian won against The Hurricane last night in a Hardcore rules match at the end of last night's Eclipse, and we've got some highlights from the end of that match:
*****Christian (Grandprix) is sensing victory, and he quickly reshapes the trash can and places it over Hurricane (RM18)! Hurricane is staggering around the ring, unable to see anything! Christian (Grandprix) laughs mockingly, before getting back to business. He turns him around, and grabs him around the neck, and then sticks his knee out, ready for his trademark Neckbreaker! CRACK!!! HE BRINGS HIM DOWN, AND HURRICANE (RM18) FEELS THE FULL FORCE OF THE TRASH CAN AND THE NECKBREAKER!
Pin by Christian (Grandprix), ONE!
TWO!
AND THR TRASH CAN - sorry, I mean Hurricane (RM18) - KICKS OUT! Christian (Grandprix) is getting frustrated again and he takes the trash can off, and tries to set him up for an Impaler (that’s what I call it anyway)…but Hurricane (RM18) fights out of it, and into the EYE OF THE HURRICANE!
NO! Christian (Grandprix) counters, into an IMPALER ON THE TRASH CAN - WHAM! THE IMPACT ECHOED ALL THROUGH THE ARENA! Christian (Grandprix) falls into a cover;
ONE!
TWO!
THREE! Shock victory from the challenger! Christian (Grandprix) slowly gets to his feet and talks dirtily to the fallen Hurricane (RM18), before stomping on him a few times and leaving him in a crumpled mess! Christian (Grandprix) annoys the fans on the entrance ramp, and then stops, before turning back and heading to the ring!
He picks up the table he found much earlier on, and sets it up in the corner, before picking up the near-unconscious Cruiserweight Champion and taking him to the opposite corner. He then stands behind him, grabs him by the back of the head and runs forward, RAMMING THE HURRICANE (RM18)’S HEAD INTO THE TABLE! THAT’S JUST TOO MUCH!
The crowd are furious, Hurricane (RM18) is bleeding from the head thanks to what Christian (Grandprix) did to him after the match! Christian (Grandprix) may have won this hardcore encounter, but can Christian (Grandprix) win it without weapons? Hurricane (RM18) is gonna want payback at Spun Out, so make sure you check out what happens when these two collide for the SRW Cruiserweight Championship.*****
Well, that was what happened last night, certainly stirring up the rivalry between these two - what state will Hurricane be in for this match, and will Christian still be in as cocky and angry a mood as he was last night? Well, we're about to find out, because here come the two competitors...
"CHRISTIAAAN! CHRISTIAAAN! AT LAST, YOU'RE ON YOUR OOOOOOOWN!" - here comes the man who last night beat the Cruiserweight Champion in a Hardcore rules match. Christian (Grandprix) struts out onto the stage, to a massive selection of boos. Let's just say he's not exactly the most popular man going to be fighting at Spun Out this week. He walks past all the tables at ringside, and there are plenty of them. We'll be having 30 minutes of table-smashing action here, and Christian is looking ready for it - he's sliding 2 tables into the ring, just as his music finishes.
"STAND BACK! THERE'S A HURRICANE COMIN' THROUGH!" - Here comes the Cruiserweight Champion, complete with a taped up arm and a huge plaster on his forehead. It looks as if Christian has given himself an advantage going into this match - there's no way that The Hurricane (RM19) is 100% fit. He walks down the ramp, still managing to show off some of his Hurri-style. Hurricane walks past the mass of tables on the outside of the ring, and climbs up into the ring, where there are now 3 tables, courtesy of Christian - 1 set up normally, one flat on the ground and one in the corner. Hurricane gives his title to the ref, and awaits the start of the match with Christian. The bell rings, the timer starts and the match is underway.
30 MINS TO GO
0 - 0
Christian raises his arms, to a furious reaction from the crowd - him taunting in The Hurricane's face, but Hurricane (RM19) reacts, shoving Christian to the ground, and begins stomping on him! The Hurricane is trying to pick up Christian, but his arm is causing him problems. We didn't know that there were any problems with his arm, and it didn't look like he injured it on Eclipse, but it turns out that he must've. Hurricane stomps on Christian (Grandprix) some more. He attempts to pick him up with one hand, and does so, but takes quite a while. he throws Christian off the ropes, but as Christian returns, Hurricane is knocked down with a Clothesline!
Christian can now take this chance to dominate the match, and he does, delivering a few kicks, punches and knees to the head of Hurricane, who is now looking slightly dazed. Christian is picking up the table that was lying on the ground, while The Hurricane (RM19) is trying to get to his feet. Christian (Grandprix) is waiting, ready to pounce on Hurricane, with the table he is holding. Hurricane is now back to his feet completely, and Christian runs at him, but Hurricane uses his Hurri-sense (or quick reaction, to normal people), and delivers a Drop Toe Hold to Christian, whose head smacks off the table! Hurricane quickly picks up Christian, runs while holding his head, AND SMASHES HIM THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER! CRACK! Hurricane gets a point, after slamming Christian through that table!
25 MINS TO GO:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX) 0 - 1 THE HURRICANE (RM19)
Hurricane takes control of the match after the restart, kicking away at Christian (Grandprix) while he's on the ground. Hurricane sets up another table, this time in the middle of the ring. He picks up Christian, and throws him off the ropes - he's looking to hit Christian with a Big Back Body Drop, but Christian kicks him in the face, and The Hurricane (RM19) falls backwards onto the table. Christian punches him in the face a few times, before heading towards the top rope. What's he going to do here? Christian leaps off the top rope, BUT HURRICANE GETS OUT OF THE WAY, AND CHRISTIAN CHRASHES THROUGH THE WOOD! But it won't count as a point for Hurricane, because you have to actually be slammed through the table BY your opponent.
Christian lies amongst the broken tables, as Hurricane heads to the top rope. He taunts Christian from the top, as Christian begins to make his way to his feet. The Hurricane stands up just as Christian is back on his feet, and jumps, DELIVERING A CROSSBODY TO CHRISTIAN! The injured Hurricane (RM19) is doing a lot of damage to Christian (Grandprix) today, and he is now looking to inflict some more, by taking the other table and placing it in the centre of the ring. The Hurricane picks up Christian, and seems to want to put him through the table somehow or other. He grabs him by the neck! Not the Chokeslam!?! He lifts up Christian, AND DELIVERS A CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE TABLE! Hurricane goes 2 - 0 up on Christian, and this match is becoming a little one-sided.
20 MINS TO GO:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX) 0 - 2 THE HURRICANE (RM19)
Christian is looking completely destroyed on the mat, while Hurricane is showing off his super powers to the crowd on the top rope. And we're underway again, as Hurricane picks up Christian. He scoops him up in the air, and lands him right back where he started, which was pretty pointless, but looked pretty good - Hurricane becoming quite cocky now. EYE OF THE HURRICANE! That just came out of nowhere! I think that strange scooping movement was just some sort of fancy set up to the Eye Of The Hurricane, but who knows. Hurricane heads to the outside of the ring, and picks up a table. He throws it into the ring, and heads back out of the ring to pick up another one. Hurricane (RM19) picks up this other table, but his arm is causing him some problems - he can't pick it up too well, and drops it, having to pick it up again. This gives Christian (Grandprix) some time in the ring, and after some time, as Hurricane is walking to wards the ring with the table, Christian, runs at him, AND HITS A BASEBALL SLIDE ON THE TABLE WHICH CRACKED OFF HURRICANE'S HEAD! Hurricane flies backwards up the ramp with the impact, and lands in a crumpled heap.
Christian jumps outside of the ring, and takes that table, before throwing it back into the ring. He goes over to The Hurricane (RM19), and picks him up, not forgetting to do some more damage to the injured arm. Christian throws Hurricane back into the ring, and celebrates to the crowd (who aren't too pleased), before climbing in himself. Christian (Grandprix) sets up one of the two tables, before picking up the other one. Oh no! CRACK! ... CRACK! ... CRACK! ... He just slammed the table onto The Hurricane three times, trying to do as much damage to Hurricane's arm and head as possible. He picks up Hurricane, and places him on the table. Christian is heading to the top rope, and signalling for an Elbow Drop. He jumps, SMASHING THROUGH HURRICANE AND THROUGH THE TABLE WITH AN ELBOW DROP!!! Christian has pulled one back on Hurricane.
15 MINS TO GO:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX) 1 - 2 THE HURRICANE (RM19)
That high-impact move took the wind out of Christian, and he is having trouble getting to his feet, but at least he's not flat out on the ground unable to move like Hurricane (RM19) is. Christian uses the ropes to help himself to his feet. He gets to his feet, and begins to walk around, talking tactics to himself. He sets up another table, and begins to pick up Hurricane. Hurricane counters with a Low Blow though, and takes Christian down with a chop to the back of the leg. He now stomps on Christian (Grandprix) a few times, before putting the set-up table in the corner.
The Hurricane (RM19) is wanting to catapult Christian onto the table in the corner - he sets him up, and catapults him, BUT THE TABLE DOESN'T BREAK! Christian just bounced off the table, and The Hurricane is looking distraught - that would almost certainly have sealed the match for him, unless Christian went on a mad streak, which he isn't likely to do - both men are looking weak after just over half of the fighting time. Hurricane picks up Christian again, but Christian (Grandprix) gives him a thumb to the eye, and then plants him with a Suplex! He picks Hurricane up though, and puts him on the table, before climbing onto the table himself. What's Christian doing here? He picks up Hurricane on the table, and oh dear god! He's setting Hurricane up for the Unprettier!!! NO NO NO NO..... SMASH! UNPRETTIER THROUGH THE TABLE!!! HE'S GOT TO BE OUT COLD! Christian scores another point over The Hurricane, and in a destructive manner. Hurricane is knocked out.
10 MINS TO GO:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX) 2 - 2 THE HURRICANE (RM19)
Christian (Grandprix) has pulled himself level with Hurricane (RM19), and will now be looking to take the lead. He dances around the ring in celebration, knowing that Hurricane won't be getting up any time in the near future. After a while, and after the fans have lost the will to boo him, he picks up Hurricane, and throws him into the corner. Hurricane slouches in the corner, as he is kicked in by Christian, who is taking this match slowly, so he doesn't make any mistakes. He moves out of the corner, BEFORE SPRINTING RIGHT BACK IN AT FULL SPEED AND SPEARING HURRICANE! Ouch, is all that can be said, really.
Christian won't stop though, and delivers an Irish Whip to The Hurricane, but Hurricane (RM19) doesn't return to him, and instead, just sinks to the mat in the middle of the ring. This has probably been the hardest match of his career - possibly that for Christian too, although him and Edge went through some great matches. Christian (Grandprix) pikcs up Hurricane again, and throws him to the ground in an Arm Drag. Christian heads outside the ring to get another table in.
5 MINS TO GO:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX) 2 - 2 THE HURRICANE (RM19)
Christian folds up one of the remaining tables, and slides back into the ring with it. He sets it up, before heading towards Hurricane, who is showing a great amount of strength and bravery, trying to get to his feet. Christian (Grandprix) grabs him by the head, and knees him in the gut a few times though, and Hurricane (RM19) falls to the ground again. Christian stomps on him, before trying to pick him up, BUT HURRICANE KNOCKS HIM TO THE GROUND! Hurricane is fighting back, with punch after punch, and kick after kick. Christian runs at him, AND HURRICANE DELIVERS A POWERSLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Hurricane is back in the lead!
Hurricane quickly jumps to the outside - he seems to have regained a lot of Hurri-strength, as he picks up one of the last tables, and climbs into the ring with it. Hurricane sets it up, and then picks up Christian (Grandprix) by the hair. He delivers a swift kick right into Christian's ribs, before heading up to the top rope. Christian is getting to his feet, again, AND HE KNOCKS THE REFEREE TO HIS FEET! Why did Christian do that??? BUT WAIT! HERE COMES HURRICANE, FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!!! CHRISTIAN DODGES HIM, AND HE GOES FLYING THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! Hurricane crashes right through the table to the mat, just as the referee is getting back to his feet. 10 seconds to go! Christian is trying to tell the referee that he put Hurricane through the table. 5 seconds to go! AND THE REFEREE GIVES IN! 3 - 3 WITH A COUPLE OF SECONDS TO GO! DING DING DING! The bell rings, and the match, unfairly, has ended in a draw.
MATCH FINISHED:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX) 3 - 3 THE HURRICANE (RM19)
The referee has ordered the match to continue, until someone is put through a table. Christian has gone outside the ring to get a chair, and he slides back into the ring with it. He stands over Hurricane (RM19). CRACK! SMACK! CRACK! SMACK! He hits Hurricane with that chair multiple times, completely destroying him! He heads outside the ring, and picks up the last table, before throwing it into the ring so that it lands on top of Hurricane. The crowd are furious! He slides in cooly, and sets up the table in the centre of the ring, before picking up The Hurricane, AND SCOOP SLAMMING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!! THIS ONE IS OVER, AND CHRISTIAN IS THE NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Christian (Grandprix) grabs his title, and escapes up the ramp, to a mass of booing and jeering - he's destroyed Hurricane tonight using his own stealthy, cunning and evil tactics, and if it weren't for him knocking down the ref, then this match would've been The Hurricane's.
WINNER, AND NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION:
CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX)
Thanks for reading,
Enjoy the rest of Spun Out,
~AJ~
“CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! AT LAST, YOU’RE ON YOUR OOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN!!!” It’s time for a match with hardcore rules, or in other words, no rules. Christian (Grandprix) cockily struts to the ring to his awesome entrance music, not worried by the fans who are booing and jeering him extremely loudly. And why should he be? After all, he is the no.1 contender for the SRW Cruiserweight Title, and now he has the chance to prove himself against the champion in a non-title match, just a week before Spun Out.
“Stand back, there’s a Hurricane coming through!” The fans boos soon turn to cheers as they are greeted by the presence of SRW Cruiserweight Champion, The Hurricane (RM18)! He makes some strange heroic movements before ‘flying’ down to the ring, and celebrating to the screaming crowd on the top turnbuckle.
CLANG! CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK FROM CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX)! Hurricane (RM18) holds his back in pain and falls to the canvas, while the fans throw insults at the sneaky no.1 contender. CLANG! Another shot, this time to the stomach! Christian (Grandprix) throws the chair out of the ring and hooks the leg, and Teddy Long (Tony) can do nothing but count; 1…2…
Kick-out from the champion! He’s not out of it yet, but Christian (Grandprix) is livid he hasn’t pulled out a shock victory here! Christian clubs The Hurricane to keep him down and then heads to the outside to grab some more weapons, including a trash can, a Stop sign and even a table. But what he hasn’t seen is that Hurricane has reached under the ring himself and grabbed a Fire Extinguisher, and as Christian (Grandprix) climbs back into the ring HURRICANE (RM18) SPRAYS IT RIGHT IN HIS FACE!
Christian (Grandprix) staggers back, and falls over the top rope to the outside, where he lands painfully on a trash can! Hurricane (RM18) works quickly, grabbing the chair used earlier and places it on Christian’s face. He then stands back a few paces, sprints towards the side of the ropes, catapults himself over and NAILS A LEG DROP ON THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR IMPALED ACROSS CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX)’S FACE!
That amazing move also hurt Hurricane (RM18) though and he leans back against the security barrier. Christian (Grandprix) is somehow up, and he steams towards his opponent and looks for a clothesline, but the champions skips out of the way at the last moment and Christian (Grandprix) goes flying into the crowd! Hurricane soon joins him, and he’s asking a fan for his belt! The fan quickly obliges, and Hurricane (RM18) smiles in anticipation.
SMACK! SMACK! Stinging shots to the back of Christian (Grandprix) who is writhing in agony, and now Hurricane (RM18) is lining him up…PHWI-CHOU! OH MAN, THE BELT TO THE FACE! I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER SEEN THAT BEFORE!
Christian (Grandprix) desperately escapes into the relative safety of the ring, but Hurricane (RM18) is right on his tail, and as Christian turns Hurricane grabs him round the throat to the audience’s delight! CHOKESLAM – WHAM! Christian (Grandprix) is down and out as Hurricane (RM18) makes a confident cover;
1…
2…
SHOULDER UP! Great resiliency from Christian (Grandprix), but it doesn’t deter The Hurricane (RM18). He quickly whips Christian into the ropes who uses his wits and grabs them to stop himself. Hurricane heads towards him, unaware that Christian (Grandprix) has picked up a trash can from outside the ring…SMASH! TO THE HEAD! SMASH! – ANOTHER ONE!
Christian (Grandprix) is sensing victory, and he quickly reshapes the trash can and places it over Hurricane (RM18)! Hurricane is staggering around the ring, unable to see anything! Christian (Grandprix) laughs mockingly, before getting back to business. He turns him around, and grabs him around the neck, and then sticks his knee out, ready for his trademark Neckbreaker! CRACK!!! HE BRINGS HIM DOWN, AND HURRICANE (RM18) FEELS THE FULL FORCE OF THE TRASH CAN AND THE NECKBREAKER!
Pin by Christian (Grandprix), ONE…
TWO…
AND THR TRASH CAN – sorry, I mean Hurricane (RM18) – KICKS OUT! Christian (Grandprix) is getting frustrated again and he takes the trash can off, and tries to set him up for an Impaler (that’s what I call it anyway)…but Hurricane (RM18) fights out of it, and into the EYE OF THE HURRICANE!
NO! Christian (Grandprix) counters, into an IMPALER ON THE TRASH CAN – WHAM! THE IMPACT ECHOED ALL THROUGH THE ARENA! Christian (Grandprix) falls into a cover;
ONE…
TWO…
THREE! Shock victory from the challenger! Christian (Grandprix) slowly gets to his feet and talks dirtily to the fallen Hurricane (RM18), before stomping on him a few times and leaving him in a crumpled mess! Christian (Grandprix) annoys the fans on the entrance ramp, and then stops, before turning back and heading to the ring!
He picks up the table he found much earlier on, and sets it up in the corner, before picking up the near-unconscious Cruiserweight Champion and taking him to the opposite corner. He then stands behind him, grabs him by the back of the head and runs forward, RAMMING THE HURRICANE (RM18)’S HEAD INTO THE TABLE! THAT’S JUST TOO MUCH!
The crowd are furious, Hurricane (RM18) is bleeding from the head thanks to what Christian (Grandprix) did to him after the match! Christian (Grandprix) may have won this hardcore encounter, but can Christian (Grandprix) win it without weapons? Hurricane (RM18) is gonna want payback at Spun Out, so make sure you check out what happens when these two collide for the SRW Cruiserweight Championship.
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Sorry the match wasn’t very long, my main aim for this match was to create a decent feud between the two of them, and also, it would be a bit stupid having them do all their moves before the match at Spun Out. Sorry it wasn’t a classic hardcore encounter, but I am working on the HIAC too. {:)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
“Stand back, there’s a Hurricane coming through!” The fans boos soon turn to cheers as they are greeted by the presence of SRW Cruiserweight Champion, The Hurricane (RM18)! He makes some strange heroic movements before ‘flying’ down to the ring, and celebrating to the screaming crowd on the top turnbuckle.
CLANG! CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK FROM CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX)! Hurricane (RM18) holds his back in pain and falls to the canvas, while the fans throw insults at the sneaky no.1 contender. CLANG! Another shot, this time to the stomach! Christian (Grandprix) throws the chair out of the ring and hooks the leg, and Teddy Long (Tony) can do nothing but count; 1…2…
Kick-out from the champion! He’s not out of it yet, but Christian (Grandprix) is livid he hasn’t pulled out a shock victory here! Christian clubs The Hurricane to keep him down and then heads to the outside to grab some more weapons, including a trash can, a Stop sign and even a table. But what he hasn’t seen is that Hurricane has reached under the ring himself and grabbed a Fire Extinguisher, and as Christian (Grandprix) climbs back into the ring HURRICANE (RM18) SPRAYS IT RIGHT IN HIS FACE!
Christian (Grandprix) staggers back, and falls over the top rope to the outside, where he lands painfully on a trash can! Hurricane (RM18) works quickly, grabbing the chair used earlier and places it on Christian’s face. He then stands back a few paces, sprints towards the side of the ropes, catapults himself over and NAILS A LEG DROP ON THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR IMPALED ACROSS CHRISTIAN (GRANDPRIX)’S FACE!
That amazing move also hurt Hurricane (RM18) though and he leans back against the security barrier. Christian (Grandprix) is somehow up, and he steams towards his opponent and looks for a clothesline, but the champions skips out of the way at the last moment and Christian (Grandprix) goes flying into the crowd! Hurricane soon joins him, and he’s asking a fan for his belt! The fan quickly obliges, and Hurricane (RM18) smiles in anticipation.
SMACK! SMACK! Stinging shots to the back of Christian (Grandprix) who is writhing in agony, and now Hurricane (RM18) is lining him up…PHWI-CHOU! OH MAN, THE BELT TO THE FACE! I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER SEEN THAT BEFORE!
Christian (Grandprix) desperately escapes into the relative safety of the ring, but Hurricane (RM18) is right on his tail, and as Christian turns Hurricane grabs him round the throat to the audience’s delight! CHOKESLAM – WHAM! Christian (Grandprix) is down and out as Hurricane (RM18) makes a confident cover;
1…
2…
SHOULDER UP! Great resiliency from Christian (Grandprix), but it doesn’t deter The Hurricane (RM18). He quickly whips Christian into the ropes who uses his wits and grabs them to stop himself. Hurricane heads towards him, unaware that Christian (Grandprix) has picked up a trash can from outside the ring…SMASH! TO THE HEAD! SMASH! – ANOTHER ONE!
Christian (Grandprix) is sensing victory, and he quickly reshapes the trash can and places it over Hurricane (RM18)! Hurricane is staggering around the ring, unable to see anything! Christian (Grandprix) laughs mockingly, before getting back to business. He turns him around, and grabs him around the neck, and then sticks his knee out, ready for his trademark Neckbreaker! CRACK!!! HE BRINGS HIM DOWN, AND HURRICANE (RM18) FEELS THE FULL FORCE OF THE TRASH CAN AND THE NECKBREAKER!
Pin by Christian (Grandprix), ONE…
TWO…
AND THR TRASH CAN – sorry, I mean Hurricane (RM18) – KICKS OUT! Christian (Grandprix) is getting frustrated again and he takes the trash can off, and tries to set him up for an Impaler (that’s what I call it anyway)…but Hurricane (RM18) fights out of it, and into the EYE OF THE HURRICANE!
NO! Christian (Grandprix) counters, into an IMPALER ON THE TRASH CAN – WHAM! THE IMPACT ECHOED ALL THROUGH THE ARENA! Christian (Grandprix) falls into a cover;
ONE…
TWO…
THREE! Shock victory from the challenger! Christian (Grandprix) slowly gets to his feet and talks dirtily to the fallen Hurricane (RM18), before stomping on him a few times and leaving him in a crumpled mess! Christian (Grandprix) annoys the fans on the entrance ramp, and then stops, before turning back and heading to the ring!
He picks up the table he found much earlier on, and sets it up in the corner, before picking up the near-unconscious Cruiserweight Champion and taking him to the opposite corner. He then stands behind him, grabs him by the back of the head and runs forward, RAMMING THE HURRICANE (RM18)’S HEAD INTO THE TABLE! THAT’S JUST TOO MUCH!
The crowd are furious, Hurricane (RM18) is bleeding from the head thanks to what Christian (Grandprix) did to him after the match! Christian (Grandprix) may have won this hardcore encounter, but can Christian (Grandprix) win it without weapons? Hurricane (RM18) is gonna want payback at Spun Out, so make sure you check out what happens when these two collide for the SRW Cruiserweight Championship.
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Sorry the match wasn’t very long, my main aim for this match was to create a decent feud between the two of them, and also, it would be a bit stupid having them do all their moves before the match at Spun Out. Sorry it wasn’t a classic hardcore encounter, but I am working on the HIAC too. {:)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
The atmosphere is heating up nicely as Spun Out is about to get underway and what a match to kick everything off! The tension has been building between Hawk (Afrojoe) and Scotty Dogg (Figo) ever since Hawk became No.1 contender. The Cong Man tried his best to calm everything down but the apparent hatred between these two seems so much deeper.
Another interesting development between these two came about when Hawk and Scotty Dogg both qualified for the Hell In A Cell match which is later on at Spun Out. Will Hawk and Scotty take it easy on each other with the Hell In A Cell match looming?
Some interesting factors surrounding this match. I understand Cong Man is backstage talking to Hawk (Afrojoe) and Scotty (Figo). Will they be able to keep their hands off each other before the match is officially underway?
“Hawk, Scotty, you are Da Animalz, part of the greatest faction ever to grace SRW. I’ve done my best to keep the name in the forefront of SRW and here you are, with the potential to destroy everything I hold dear. You are not just friends to me, you’re brothers. I’m not asking you to stop the match. Competition is great training but think of the bigger picture. With the Hardcore rules, this title match could seriously hinder your chances of success in the Hell In A Cell and I don’t have to tell you what is on the line in that one. Don’t destroy your careers on a foolish feud. You don’t know how long you have. I must go, I’m commentating. Please think about how much this faction means.”
A stirring speech to Hawk and Scotty. Cong leaves the locker room.
“Don’t even think I’m going to take it easy on you Scotty. I want the CAW Heavyweight title and I want the HardCAW title. I’m going out in that arena and I’m giving the fans what they want, a Hawk victory!”
“It looks like I’m going to have to prove to you, Hawk, that I am the better wrestler, both in this match and the Hell In A Cell. I’ll be giving the fans a double champ to cheer for!”
Hawk (Afrojoe) and Scotty (Figo) stare each other down as Hawk walks out of the locker room.
We’ve been told that there will be no interference allowed in this Hardcore match because of the Hell In A Cell match. The 24/7 rule for Spun Out has been suspended under the Eclipse after Spun Out. There can only be one winner.
Hawk’s music hits and out strides Hawk (Afrojoe) to a rousing ovation. The fans loyalty will be divided so both will have to pull out all the stops to win the crowd over. Hawk grabs a chair from under the ring and fearlessly enters the ring and sits down. He looks up at the intimidating site of the cell and then stares up the ramp.
“Who let the dogs out” and out comes Scotty Dogg (Figo) with the belt in his hand. He goes to the crowd and lets the fans touch the belt. He trying to win a few more fans before the match has started. Scotty stands at the outside of the ring as Hawk just sits there, gesturing for Scotty to enter the ring. Scotty looks under the ring and grabs a few weapons and throws them in the ring. Scotty grabs himself a ladder and slides it into the ring. He slowly climbs up the steps and into the ring. Hawk stands up and they stand face to face. The bell rings and we are underway.
They are still standing face to face. Hawk is moving, he… extends his hand? Scotty looks at the fans and then looks at Hawk’s hand. What is Scotty going to do? Scotty… shakes Hawk’s hand! A sign of mutual friendship. They separate and it looks like this match is underway.
Hawk and Scotty lock up. Hawk is towering over Scotty and easily overpowers him. Scotty crawls to the corner and Hawk chokes him out. Hawk grabs a Kendo stick… OOH! Scotty with a low blow, Hawk on his knees… WHACK! Kendo stick square in the head! Scotty sets the ladder up in the corner, he climbs up to the top, drops onto the turnbuckle, kicks the ladder onto Hawk, he leaps… OUCH! Hawk (Afrojoe) flipped the ladder into the body of the flying Scotty (Figo)!
Hawk picks Scotty up… WHAM! Sidewalk slam on the chair! The chair was still up from when Hawk was sitting on it! Hawk knows it’s a little too early so he picks Scotty up again… OOOH! Huge slam on the ladder! Hawk goes for a cover. 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Hawk goes over and lays the chair flat on the mat. Hawk picks up Scotty… POWERBOMB! Hawk (Afrojoe) just powerbombed Scotty (Figo) on the chair! Scotty is being overpowered here! Hawk goes out of the ring and grabs the belt. He brings it in the ring and starts shouting at Scotty! His anger is really starting to show. SMALL PACKAGE! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Close but not the 3 count he wanted. Scotty rolls out of the ring as Hawk quickly regains his bearings. Hawk comes out of the ring… Fire Extinguisher in the face! Scotty anticipates the confusion… Snap suplex! Scotty seems willing to end this here. CRAZYSTRETCH! He’s almost got it locked in! Hawk has no saviour here! Hawk is trying to free an arm! CLUNK! Hawk just knocked Scotty out with the fire extinguisher! Scotty looks rather shaken with that shot and Hawk is trying to shake the effects of the Crazystretch.
Hawk (Afrojoe) crawls to the barrier and hauls himself up. Scotty (Figo) is slowly getting to his feet. Hawk runs… HAWK LANDS AWKWARDLY ON THE STEEL STEPS! A superb belly to belly throw by Scotty! Scotty slides in the ring and grabs the ladder. He picks it up over his head… OH! He just threw the ladder on a mangled Hawk! Hawk is writhing in pain!
Scotty is looking rather impressed with his work at the moment. Scotty climbs down and give him a couple of kicks. Scotty then orders the crowd to move. What is he planning? Scotty leans the ladder on the barrier and leans Hawk up against it. Scotty puts a chair on the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle. Scotty leaps…
HAWK’S FACE LANDS INTO THE CHAIR! Scotty (Figo) cross bodied the top of the ladder and propelled Hawk (Afrojoe) into the chair. Unbelievable attack by Scotty there! Scotty flips the ladder onto Hawk and splashes onto it! Scotty is not holding anything back! Scotty moves the ladder out of the way and covers Hawk! 1… 2…
SHOULDER UP! A very weary shoulder was raised by Hawk! Hawk has taken a real beating here! Scotty doesn’t seem completely phased by Hawk’s resilience and plans his next attack. Scotty grabs the ladder and lays it on top of both barriers near the entranceway. This does not look good for Hawk! Hawk is crawling over to Scotty, Scotty picks up Hawk… SLAM ON THE LADDER! NO! HAWK FLOATS OUT! Hawk pushes Scotty into the ladder with a great force! HAWK SLAMS SCOTTY ON THE LADDER! That’s drained Hawk a bit.
Hawk (Afrojoe) grabs the ladder and walks up the ramp. Scotty (Figo) doesn’t look very stable on his feet, Hawk runs down the ramp… OH! OH! OH! Hawk with all that speed threw the ladder at Scotty and it hit him square in the face. Hawk grabs the ladder and walks up the ramp again. He leans it up against the stage and walks back to Scotty. He grabs him by the head and starts punching and kneeing Scotty whilst walking up the ramp.
Hawk now has Scotty in a prime position and catapults Scotty into the ladder. Scotty looks totally out of it. Hawk heads up the ladder. He’s going to finish this right now! HE’S GOING FOR THE ELBOW DROP! NOOOOOO!!! SCOTTY KICKED THE LEG OF THE LADDER AND HAWK FALLS OFF THE STAGE TO THE CONCRETE BELOW! The ref is checking on Hawk! This has gone too far!
Scotty (Figo) gets to his feet, spots Hawk (Afrojoe) on the floor, grabs the ladder, and climbs up. He can’t be thinking about it, can he? CRAZYSAULT OFF THE LADDER ONTO HAWK! 1… 2…
3! It’s mercifully all over! Scotty retains!
The medical team rush to Hawk’s side as Scotty grabs his belt and climbs the ladder and salutes to his fans. What sort of condition will Hawk be in?
WINNER: SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)
Another interesting development between these two came about when Hawk and Scotty Dogg both qualified for the Hell In A Cell match which is later on at Spun Out. Will Hawk and Scotty take it easy on each other with the Hell In A Cell match looming?
Some interesting factors surrounding this match. I understand Cong Man is backstage talking to Hawk (Afrojoe) and Scotty (Figo). Will they be able to keep their hands off each other before the match is officially underway?
“Hawk, Scotty, you are Da Animalz, part of the greatest faction ever to grace SRW. I’ve done my best to keep the name in the forefront of SRW and here you are, with the potential to destroy everything I hold dear. You are not just friends to me, you’re brothers. I’m not asking you to stop the match. Competition is great training but think of the bigger picture. With the Hardcore rules, this title match could seriously hinder your chances of success in the Hell In A Cell and I don’t have to tell you what is on the line in that one. Don’t destroy your careers on a foolish feud. You don’t know how long you have. I must go, I’m commentating. Please think about how much this faction means.”
A stirring speech to Hawk and Scotty. Cong leaves the locker room.
“Don’t even think I’m going to take it easy on you Scotty. I want the CAW Heavyweight title and I want the HardCAW title. I’m going out in that arena and I’m giving the fans what they want, a Hawk victory!”
“It looks like I’m going to have to prove to you, Hawk, that I am the better wrestler, both in this match and the Hell In A Cell. I’ll be giving the fans a double champ to cheer for!”
Hawk (Afrojoe) and Scotty (Figo) stare each other down as Hawk walks out of the locker room.
We’ve been told that there will be no interference allowed in this Hardcore match because of the Hell In A Cell match. The 24/7 rule for Spun Out has been suspended under the Eclipse after Spun Out. There can only be one winner.
Hawk’s music hits and out strides Hawk (Afrojoe) to a rousing ovation. The fans loyalty will be divided so both will have to pull out all the stops to win the crowd over. Hawk grabs a chair from under the ring and fearlessly enters the ring and sits down. He looks up at the intimidating site of the cell and then stares up the ramp.
“Who let the dogs out” and out comes Scotty Dogg (Figo) with the belt in his hand. He goes to the crowd and lets the fans touch the belt. He trying to win a few more fans before the match has started. Scotty stands at the outside of the ring as Hawk just sits there, gesturing for Scotty to enter the ring. Scotty looks under the ring and grabs a few weapons and throws them in the ring. Scotty grabs himself a ladder and slides it into the ring. He slowly climbs up the steps and into the ring. Hawk stands up and they stand face to face. The bell rings and we are underway.
They are still standing face to face. Hawk is moving, he… extends his hand? Scotty looks at the fans and then looks at Hawk’s hand. What is Scotty going to do? Scotty… shakes Hawk’s hand! A sign of mutual friendship. They separate and it looks like this match is underway.
Hawk and Scotty lock up. Hawk is towering over Scotty and easily overpowers him. Scotty crawls to the corner and Hawk chokes him out. Hawk grabs a Kendo stick… OOH! Scotty with a low blow, Hawk on his knees… WHACK! Kendo stick square in the head! Scotty sets the ladder up in the corner, he climbs up to the top, drops onto the turnbuckle, kicks the ladder onto Hawk, he leaps… OUCH! Hawk (Afrojoe) flipped the ladder into the body of the flying Scotty (Figo)!
Hawk picks Scotty up… WHAM! Sidewalk slam on the chair! The chair was still up from when Hawk was sitting on it! Hawk knows it’s a little too early so he picks Scotty up again… OOOH! Huge slam on the ladder! Hawk goes for a cover. 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Hawk goes over and lays the chair flat on the mat. Hawk picks up Scotty… POWERBOMB! Hawk (Afrojoe) just powerbombed Scotty (Figo) on the chair! Scotty is being overpowered here! Hawk goes out of the ring and grabs the belt. He brings it in the ring and starts shouting at Scotty! His anger is really starting to show. SMALL PACKAGE! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Close but not the 3 count he wanted. Scotty rolls out of the ring as Hawk quickly regains his bearings. Hawk comes out of the ring… Fire Extinguisher in the face! Scotty anticipates the confusion… Snap suplex! Scotty seems willing to end this here. CRAZYSTRETCH! He’s almost got it locked in! Hawk has no saviour here! Hawk is trying to free an arm! CLUNK! Hawk just knocked Scotty out with the fire extinguisher! Scotty looks rather shaken with that shot and Hawk is trying to shake the effects of the Crazystretch.
Hawk (Afrojoe) crawls to the barrier and hauls himself up. Scotty (Figo) is slowly getting to his feet. Hawk runs… HAWK LANDS AWKWARDLY ON THE STEEL STEPS! A superb belly to belly throw by Scotty! Scotty slides in the ring and grabs the ladder. He picks it up over his head… OH! He just threw the ladder on a mangled Hawk! Hawk is writhing in pain!
Scotty is looking rather impressed with his work at the moment. Scotty climbs down and give him a couple of kicks. Scotty then orders the crowd to move. What is he planning? Scotty leans the ladder on the barrier and leans Hawk up against it. Scotty puts a chair on the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle. Scotty leaps…
HAWK’S FACE LANDS INTO THE CHAIR! Scotty (Figo) cross bodied the top of the ladder and propelled Hawk (Afrojoe) into the chair. Unbelievable attack by Scotty there! Scotty flips the ladder onto Hawk and splashes onto it! Scotty is not holding anything back! Scotty moves the ladder out of the way and covers Hawk! 1… 2…
SHOULDER UP! A very weary shoulder was raised by Hawk! Hawk has taken a real beating here! Scotty doesn’t seem completely phased by Hawk’s resilience and plans his next attack. Scotty grabs the ladder and lays it on top of both barriers near the entranceway. This does not look good for Hawk! Hawk is crawling over to Scotty, Scotty picks up Hawk… SLAM ON THE LADDER! NO! HAWK FLOATS OUT! Hawk pushes Scotty into the ladder with a great force! HAWK SLAMS SCOTTY ON THE LADDER! That’s drained Hawk a bit.
Hawk (Afrojoe) grabs the ladder and walks up the ramp. Scotty (Figo) doesn’t look very stable on his feet, Hawk runs down the ramp… OH! OH! OH! Hawk with all that speed threw the ladder at Scotty and it hit him square in the face. Hawk grabs the ladder and walks up the ramp again. He leans it up against the stage and walks back to Scotty. He grabs him by the head and starts punching and kneeing Scotty whilst walking up the ramp.
Hawk now has Scotty in a prime position and catapults Scotty into the ladder. Scotty looks totally out of it. Hawk heads up the ladder. He’s going to finish this right now! HE’S GOING FOR THE ELBOW DROP! NOOOOOO!!! SCOTTY KICKED THE LEG OF THE LADDER AND HAWK FALLS OFF THE STAGE TO THE CONCRETE BELOW! The ref is checking on Hawk! This has gone too far!
Scotty (Figo) gets to his feet, spots Hawk (Afrojoe) on the floor, grabs the ladder, and climbs up. He can’t be thinking about it, can he? CRAZYSAULT OFF THE LADDER ONTO HAWK! 1… 2…
3! It’s mercifully all over! Scotty retains!
The medical team rush to Hawk’s side as Scotty grabs his belt and climbs the ladder and salutes to his fans. What sort of condition will Hawk be in?
WINNER: SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)
(Sorry if this is a bit late)
Good afternoon, and welcome to SRW today, just a couple of nights before the PPV, SRW Spun Out! We have a European and Intercontinental Title No.1 contender match tonight, with the first fall for the European Title, and the second fall for the Intercontinental. The participants will be Edge (Jetster), Jeff Hardy (Starlight), Kurt Angle (Grandprix) and Booker T (RM19).
Rob Zombie's 'Never Gonna Stop Me' blasts out across the arena, as Edge makes his way down towards the ringside area. He is the first competitor entering the arena tonight, and is looking ready for this important match. Lights flash behind him as he slides into the ring, in the way that Edge (Jetster) always does, and he celebrates to the crowd to a massive aray of cheers. Edge's music ends, and he stands, focusing on the entrance way, where, in the next 5 minutes, 3 more opponenents are going to come out.
Jeff Hardy's music blares out - and out comes the risk-taking, high-flying and exciting figure of Jeff Hardy (Starlight)! He is receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd, and as he bounces down the ramp, he locks eyes with Edge - these two have met up many times in the past, mostly in the Tag Division, when E&C met the Hardyz. They know each other well, and the ref is having to stand in front of Edge to stop him making a move towards Jeff. Jeff celebrates on the second rope, again to a mixed reaction from the crowd here at the SRW Arena.
Kurt Angle's familiar music hits, and out comes The Olympic Hero, to his usual reception. "YOU SUCK!... YOU SUCK!... YOU SUCK!... - Angle is ignoring them though, and focusing on the two long-haired figures in the ring, Jeff Hardy and Edge. Kurt Angle (Grandprix) climbs up the stairs, and into the ring, where he dances around in a circle, showing off his gold medals. He looks at both of the opponents so far, before turning around, where the final competitor's music is just beginning...
"CAN YOU DIG IT? SUCKAAAAA!" - BOOM! - Booker T's music hits, and out comes the 4th and final competitor tonight. Booker T makes his way down the the ring as the familiar flames go up behind him, turning the stage a funny shade of orange. Booker climbs into the ring, steps onto the second rope and looks at his hand in normal Booker T fashion. He turns around to look at the other competitors that will be up against him tonight.
DING DING DING! Each man is waiting for the others to make the first movement. Suddenly Edge (Jetster) dives at Angle, knocking him to the floor. The crowd cheer, as Jeff also runs towards Booker T, attempting a Clothesling, but Booker ducked under it, planting Jeff (Starlight) with a kick to the ribs. Edge is on top of Angle, laying into him in a mad rage. Angle rolls him over though, and quickly gets to his feet, backing away from Edge, towards the corner. Edge runs at him again, but Angle (Grandprix) dodges out of the way and catapulats Edge into the ring post! The crowd let out a big "OOOOOH!", as Angle runs over and flattens Booker T with a Clothesline. Booker had just delivered a Scoop Slam to Jeff Hardy. Angle picks up Booker, and throws him off the ropes. As Booker returns, Angle grabs him, looking to hit him with a Belly-To-Belly, but Booker T (RM19) scrambles out, and hits Angle with a strong kick to the face! Cover by Booker T - 1, 2, and broken up by Jeff Hardy.
Jeff punches Booker (RM19) a few times, and then runs off the ropes, and jumps at Booker in Crossbody position, but Booker catches him. Edge is back on his feet now, and using the turnbuckle post to get back to his feet - Booker runs at him though, and uses Jeff (Starlight) as a weapon, and rams Edge into the corner! "OOH!" can be heard again, across the arena. Angle (Grandprix) is back to his feet though, and runs at Booker, but Booker is quick to notice this, and catapults him over the top rope and out to the mat below. Booker begins to kick Edge, stomping on him. Edge (Jetster) drops under the bottom rope, and out of the ring, leaving a wounded Jeff Hardy alone with Booker. Booker T picks him up, and throws him off the ropes, attempting a big kick to the face as Jeff returns, but Jeff isn't having any of it, and ducks under, before planting Booker with a Spinning Heel Kick! Jeff Hardy goes for the cover, 1, 2, but Angle reaches into the ring and pulls Jeff out by his boot.
Angle (Grandprix) begins to pound on Jeff Hardy on the outside, but Edge is back on his feet, and Spears right through the both of them! Booker now joins the action outside, and knocks Edge (Jetster) to the ground with a hard Clothesline to the back of Edge's head. Angle is back on his feet now as well, and Booker (RM19) makes a move towards him, but Angle uses his intelligence, using a Drop Toe Hold to drop Booker T's face right onto the crowd barrier. That was a sore one! Angle picks up Jeff, and throws him back into the ring, before planting Edge on the outside with a hard Snap Suplex! Angle climbs into the ring, where Jeff Hardy (Starlight) is trying to get to his feet. Angle gets behind him, and unleashes a German Suplex! He keeps locked around Jeff though, pulls him to his feet, and plants him with another German Suplex! Will he let go yet? NO! ANGLE PLANTS JEFF WITH YET ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! This time he goes for the cover, 1, 2, th - and Edge pulls Angle off Jeff Hardy!
Edge is back in the ring, and begins to stomp on Angle, eventually choking him with his boot. Edge (Jetster) picks Angle up by his baldy noggin, and throws him into the corner, where Edge delivers a volley of hard shots from both his left and right hands! Booker is slowly climbing to his feet outside the ring, and Jeff, who is back on his feet and not wanting to get in Edge's way decides to take out Booker (RM19). Jeff climbs to the top rope, and jumps down in a Crossbody, aiming at Booker, BUT BOOKER DODGES IT AND JEFF HARDY (Starlight) LANDS ON THE CROWD BARRIER ON HIS CHEST, BEFORE FLIPPING INTO THE CROWD! Booker jumps back into the ring, and knocks Edge out of the way, before Back Dropping him right in the centre of the ring! Angle notices this, and quickly gets to his feet behind Booker T, and as Booker is turning around, ANGLE (Grandprix) PLANTS HIM WITH AN ANGLE SLAM! Yes! Angle goes for the cover! 1, 2, 3! DING DING DING! Kurt Angle is the new European Champion!
Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) puts the microphone up to her mouth and announces, "The winner of the first fall, and NEW European Champion... KURT ANGLE (Grandprix)!"
Angle (Grandprix) picks up his European Championship, and is walking backwards up the ramp with his hands raised and title around his waist. He is retreating to the back - it looks like he's got what he wanted, a Championship, and it looks like he's content with that. Booker (RM19), Edge (Jetster) and Jeff (Starlight) don't seem to have noticed though.
Jeff is just getting to his feet outside the ring, and Edge (Jetster) and Booker are exchanging punches in the centre of the ring. Jeff slides in, and Booker and Edge stop hitting each other, link arms and HIT JEFF WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE, before going back to each other again. Weirdos. Booker (RM19) eventually gains the upper hand, and throws Edge off the ropes. He attempts a Jumping Kick as Edge returns, but Edge ducks under, AND HITS BOOKER T WITH THE EDGE-O-MATIC! He then heads up to the top rope, and when he reaches the top, he begins to taunt Booker. Booker is getting to his feet, and Edge is looking ready to pounce. Booker turns around, AND EDGE JUMPS, PLANTING BOOKER T WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! Edge goes for the cover after this high impact move, and gets a 1, then a 2, before the count is broken up by Jeff Hardy (Starlight). That one was surely over right there, and if it hadn't been for Jeff, we would've had a new Intercontinental Champion.
Jeff immediately Forward Flips onto Edge, and then does a Backflip onto him too. Jeff (Starlight) picks up Edge by the hair, and throws him into the corner. Jeff begins to lay into him in the corner, and then Booker joins in too, just after getting to his feet. They both squash Edge (Jetster) down into the mat, before Jeff Hardy eventually turns on Booker. Jeff hits him with a Spinning Heel Kick, before heading to the top rope. He gives the familiar signal to the crowd, to show that he is going to hit Booker T (RM19) with the Swanton Bomb! He jumps, cruising through the air, BUT EDGE GETS IN THE WAY!!! JEFF HIT BOOKER, BUT HE HIT EDGE ALSO ON THE WAY DOWN! Edge wasn't aware of Jeff hitting the Swanton, and was just casually picking up Booker T, when he was smacked in the head by some colourful figure flying through the air. But what's worse, Jeff has landed with his arm across Edge! Jeff's going to get this one! 1, 2, thr... and Booker pulls him off with his last ounce of strength.
Booker T saved Edge and himself there. All three men are on the ground, struggling to get to their feet. Booker is near the ropes, and is using them for leveridge, trying to get to his feet. He is back on his feet, and is heading towards Jeff Hardy. Booker T (RM19) picks up Jeff Hardy, and lobs him over the top rope, leaving himself alone in the ring with Edge, who is trying to get to his feet, but is having trouble after being whacked on the head by Jeff Hardy (Starlight). Booker is taunting Edge, who is using the ropes for support to get to his feet. As he turns around, Booker kicks him in the ribs, jumps backwards off the ropes, AND ATTEMPTS TO HIT EDGE WITH THE LEG DROP! BUT NO! Edge (Jetster) counters, and spins him around! EDGECUTION??? NO! Booker shoves him out of it, AND PLANTS EDGE WITH THE BOOK END! There's a move we've not seen Booker use in yonks! Booker T goes for the cover - 1, 2, 3. NO! NO, HE DIDN'T GET IT! Edge kicked out right before 3! Jeff Hardy then pulls Booker out of the ring, and begins to pound on him.
WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES ANGLE! Angle (Grandprix) gets into the ring, picks up Edge (Jetster), AND PLANTS EDGE WITH THE ANGLE SLAM! He then pulls Jeff up and into the ring from the outside by his hair, and as Jeff (Starlight) tries to get away, ANGLE PLANTS HIM TOO WITH THE ANGLE SLAM! Angle is going to steal this one! 1, 2, BUT HE'S PULLED OFF THE COUNT BY BOOKER! And wait a minute! Here comes Booker T (RM19)! WHAM! BOOKER JUST PLANTED ANGLE WITH ONE NASTY BOOT TO THE FACE! Booker T goes for the cover - 1, 2, 3! DING DING DING! BOOKER T WINS THE INTERCONINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP! Booker escapes out of the ring, grabs his title, and heads for the backstage area.
Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) brings out her microphone again, and announces "Here is the winner of the second fall, and the NEW Intercontinental Championship, BOOKER T (RM19)!"
Jeff (Starlight) is lying on the outside of the ring holding his head in dismay, Edge (Jetster) is getting to his feet with a furious look on his face, and Angle (Grandprix) is quickly making his way to the backstage - although his plan didn't work too well, he's still the European Champion.
Thanks for reading,
~AJ~
Good afternoon, and welcome to SRW today, just a couple of nights before the PPV, SRW Spun Out! We have a European and Intercontinental Title No.1 contender match tonight, with the first fall for the European Title, and the second fall for the Intercontinental. The participants will be Edge (Jetster), Jeff Hardy (Starlight), Kurt Angle (Grandprix) and Booker T (RM19).
Rob Zombie's 'Never Gonna Stop Me' blasts out across the arena, as Edge makes his way down towards the ringside area. He is the first competitor entering the arena tonight, and is looking ready for this important match. Lights flash behind him as he slides into the ring, in the way that Edge (Jetster) always does, and he celebrates to the crowd to a massive aray of cheers. Edge's music ends, and he stands, focusing on the entrance way, where, in the next 5 minutes, 3 more opponenents are going to come out.
Jeff Hardy's music blares out - and out comes the risk-taking, high-flying and exciting figure of Jeff Hardy (Starlight)! He is receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd, and as he bounces down the ramp, he locks eyes with Edge - these two have met up many times in the past, mostly in the Tag Division, when E&C met the Hardyz. They know each other well, and the ref is having to stand in front of Edge to stop him making a move towards Jeff. Jeff celebrates on the second rope, again to a mixed reaction from the crowd here at the SRW Arena.
Kurt Angle's familiar music hits, and out comes The Olympic Hero, to his usual reception. "YOU SUCK!... YOU SUCK!... YOU SUCK!... - Angle is ignoring them though, and focusing on the two long-haired figures in the ring, Jeff Hardy and Edge. Kurt Angle (Grandprix) climbs up the stairs, and into the ring, where he dances around in a circle, showing off his gold medals. He looks at both of the opponents so far, before turning around, where the final competitor's music is just beginning...
"CAN YOU DIG IT? SUCKAAAAA!" - BOOM! - Booker T's music hits, and out comes the 4th and final competitor tonight. Booker T makes his way down the the ring as the familiar flames go up behind him, turning the stage a funny shade of orange. Booker climbs into the ring, steps onto the second rope and looks at his hand in normal Booker T fashion. He turns around to look at the other competitors that will be up against him tonight.
DING DING DING! Each man is waiting for the others to make the first movement. Suddenly Edge (Jetster) dives at Angle, knocking him to the floor. The crowd cheer, as Jeff also runs towards Booker T, attempting a Clothesling, but Booker ducked under it, planting Jeff (Starlight) with a kick to the ribs. Edge is on top of Angle, laying into him in a mad rage. Angle rolls him over though, and quickly gets to his feet, backing away from Edge, towards the corner. Edge runs at him again, but Angle (Grandprix) dodges out of the way and catapulats Edge into the ring post! The crowd let out a big "OOOOOH!", as Angle runs over and flattens Booker T with a Clothesline. Booker had just delivered a Scoop Slam to Jeff Hardy. Angle picks up Booker, and throws him off the ropes. As Booker returns, Angle grabs him, looking to hit him with a Belly-To-Belly, but Booker T (RM19) scrambles out, and hits Angle with a strong kick to the face! Cover by Booker T - 1, 2, and broken up by Jeff Hardy.
Jeff punches Booker (RM19) a few times, and then runs off the ropes, and jumps at Booker in Crossbody position, but Booker catches him. Edge is back on his feet now, and using the turnbuckle post to get back to his feet - Booker runs at him though, and uses Jeff (Starlight) as a weapon, and rams Edge into the corner! "OOH!" can be heard again, across the arena. Angle (Grandprix) is back to his feet though, and runs at Booker, but Booker is quick to notice this, and catapults him over the top rope and out to the mat below. Booker begins to kick Edge, stomping on him. Edge (Jetster) drops under the bottom rope, and out of the ring, leaving a wounded Jeff Hardy alone with Booker. Booker T picks him up, and throws him off the ropes, attempting a big kick to the face as Jeff returns, but Jeff isn't having any of it, and ducks under, before planting Booker with a Spinning Heel Kick! Jeff Hardy goes for the cover, 1, 2, but Angle reaches into the ring and pulls Jeff out by his boot.
Angle (Grandprix) begins to pound on Jeff Hardy on the outside, but Edge is back on his feet, and Spears right through the both of them! Booker now joins the action outside, and knocks Edge (Jetster) to the ground with a hard Clothesline to the back of Edge's head. Angle is back on his feet now as well, and Booker (RM19) makes a move towards him, but Angle uses his intelligence, using a Drop Toe Hold to drop Booker T's face right onto the crowd barrier. That was a sore one! Angle picks up Jeff, and throws him back into the ring, before planting Edge on the outside with a hard Snap Suplex! Angle climbs into the ring, where Jeff Hardy (Starlight) is trying to get to his feet. Angle gets behind him, and unleashes a German Suplex! He keeps locked around Jeff though, pulls him to his feet, and plants him with another German Suplex! Will he let go yet? NO! ANGLE PLANTS JEFF WITH YET ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! This time he goes for the cover, 1, 2, th - and Edge pulls Angle off Jeff Hardy!
Edge is back in the ring, and begins to stomp on Angle, eventually choking him with his boot. Edge (Jetster) picks Angle up by his baldy noggin, and throws him into the corner, where Edge delivers a volley of hard shots from both his left and right hands! Booker is slowly climbing to his feet outside the ring, and Jeff, who is back on his feet and not wanting to get in Edge's way decides to take out Booker (RM19). Jeff climbs to the top rope, and jumps down in a Crossbody, aiming at Booker, BUT BOOKER DODGES IT AND JEFF HARDY (Starlight) LANDS ON THE CROWD BARRIER ON HIS CHEST, BEFORE FLIPPING INTO THE CROWD! Booker jumps back into the ring, and knocks Edge out of the way, before Back Dropping him right in the centre of the ring! Angle notices this, and quickly gets to his feet behind Booker T, and as Booker is turning around, ANGLE (Grandprix) PLANTS HIM WITH AN ANGLE SLAM! Yes! Angle goes for the cover! 1, 2, 3! DING DING DING! Kurt Angle is the new European Champion!
Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) puts the microphone up to her mouth and announces, "The winner of the first fall, and NEW European Champion... KURT ANGLE (Grandprix)!"
Angle (Grandprix) picks up his European Championship, and is walking backwards up the ramp with his hands raised and title around his waist. He is retreating to the back - it looks like he's got what he wanted, a Championship, and it looks like he's content with that. Booker (RM19), Edge (Jetster) and Jeff (Starlight) don't seem to have noticed though.
Jeff is just getting to his feet outside the ring, and Edge (Jetster) and Booker are exchanging punches in the centre of the ring. Jeff slides in, and Booker and Edge stop hitting each other, link arms and HIT JEFF WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE, before going back to each other again. Weirdos. Booker (RM19) eventually gains the upper hand, and throws Edge off the ropes. He attempts a Jumping Kick as Edge returns, but Edge ducks under, AND HITS BOOKER T WITH THE EDGE-O-MATIC! He then heads up to the top rope, and when he reaches the top, he begins to taunt Booker. Booker is getting to his feet, and Edge is looking ready to pounce. Booker turns around, AND EDGE JUMPS, PLANTING BOOKER T WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! Edge goes for the cover after this high impact move, and gets a 1, then a 2, before the count is broken up by Jeff Hardy (Starlight). That one was surely over right there, and if it hadn't been for Jeff, we would've had a new Intercontinental Champion.
Jeff immediately Forward Flips onto Edge, and then does a Backflip onto him too. Jeff (Starlight) picks up Edge by the hair, and throws him into the corner. Jeff begins to lay into him in the corner, and then Booker joins in too, just after getting to his feet. They both squash Edge (Jetster) down into the mat, before Jeff Hardy eventually turns on Booker. Jeff hits him with a Spinning Heel Kick, before heading to the top rope. He gives the familiar signal to the crowd, to show that he is going to hit Booker T (RM19) with the Swanton Bomb! He jumps, cruising through the air, BUT EDGE GETS IN THE WAY!!! JEFF HIT BOOKER, BUT HE HIT EDGE ALSO ON THE WAY DOWN! Edge wasn't aware of Jeff hitting the Swanton, and was just casually picking up Booker T, when he was smacked in the head by some colourful figure flying through the air. But what's worse, Jeff has landed with his arm across Edge! Jeff's going to get this one! 1, 2, thr... and Booker pulls him off with his last ounce of strength.
Booker T saved Edge and himself there. All three men are on the ground, struggling to get to their feet. Booker is near the ropes, and is using them for leveridge, trying to get to his feet. He is back on his feet, and is heading towards Jeff Hardy. Booker T (RM19) picks up Jeff Hardy, and lobs him over the top rope, leaving himself alone in the ring with Edge, who is trying to get to his feet, but is having trouble after being whacked on the head by Jeff Hardy (Starlight). Booker is taunting Edge, who is using the ropes for support to get to his feet. As he turns around, Booker kicks him in the ribs, jumps backwards off the ropes, AND ATTEMPTS TO HIT EDGE WITH THE LEG DROP! BUT NO! Edge (Jetster) counters, and spins him around! EDGECUTION??? NO! Booker shoves him out of it, AND PLANTS EDGE WITH THE BOOK END! There's a move we've not seen Booker use in yonks! Booker T goes for the cover - 1, 2, 3. NO! NO, HE DIDN'T GET IT! Edge kicked out right before 3! Jeff Hardy then pulls Booker out of the ring, and begins to pound on him.
WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES ANGLE! Angle (Grandprix) gets into the ring, picks up Edge (Jetster), AND PLANTS EDGE WITH THE ANGLE SLAM! He then pulls Jeff up and into the ring from the outside by his hair, and as Jeff (Starlight) tries to get away, ANGLE PLANTS HIM TOO WITH THE ANGLE SLAM! Angle is going to steal this one! 1, 2, BUT HE'S PULLED OFF THE COUNT BY BOOKER! And wait a minute! Here comes Booker T (RM19)! WHAM! BOOKER JUST PLANTED ANGLE WITH ONE NASTY BOOT TO THE FACE! Booker T goes for the cover - 1, 2, 3! DING DING DING! BOOKER T WINS THE INTERCONINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP! Booker escapes out of the ring, grabs his title, and heads for the backstage area.
Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) brings out her microphone again, and announces "Here is the winner of the second fall, and the NEW Intercontinental Championship, BOOKER T (RM19)!"
Jeff (Starlight) is lying on the outside of the ring holding his head in dismay, Edge (Jetster) is getting to his feet with a furious look on his face, and Angle (Grandprix) is quickly making his way to the backstage - although his plan didn't work too well, he's still the European Champion.
Thanks for reading,
~AJ~
The tension is slowly building in anticipation of what will surely be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, spectacle in the history of SRW – a six man Hell in a Cell Match to determine the new CAW champion after Cong Man suffered and injury that will leave him out of action for a year. With all SRW’s top superstars vying for a much sought after place in this huge event, Commissioner Reaver (Ant) has booked a series of qualification matches to decide who goes in and who stays – already on Eclipse, The Jackal (RM18) booked his place in a controversial victory over former champion The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), and Hawk (AJ) will also be present after a victory over Mouldy Cheese. Scotty Dogg will compete here as well as defend his HardCAW Title against the aforementioned Hawk. The final participants will be Grandprix and the newly qualified RawIsAndy (Starlight).
But before that epic emanates from SRW Spun Out next week, we have a veeeery interesting tag match, with a set of controversial paired teams that could see sparks fly. Recent animosity between Da Animalz members Hawk (AJ) and Scotty Dogg (Figo) have boiled over in recent weeks, especially as they will be meeting at Spun Out for the HardCAW title. But in a recent twist, Cong Man made a welcome and somewhat impromptu return to attempt to smooth over the cracks of this faction. But will his presence be enough to stop emotions running over? The other makeshift team is that of Reaver and Grandprix, and these two are just ready to boil over at any moment…
Of course, with the pairing of Reaver and Grandprix means that they are unlikely to be on the same page – if anyone will be, it will probably be the two Animalz – Hawk (AJ) and Scotty Dogg (Figo), although with the two squaring off at Spun Out for the HardCAW Title, anything could happen.
Let’s take a look at the major events leading up to this hellacious main event…
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ECLIPSE 18/11/02
The final participant was revealed in the last qualification match…
“RIA picks up DW, hits a couple of elbow shots, off the ropes, reversal, RIA off the ropes, DW ducks, RIA floats over, RIA with a cheeky roll up! 1… 2…
3!!! HE GOT THE 3 COUNT! We’ve got a replay. RIA floats over, roll up pin, RIA USED THE ROPES! HE ALSO HAD A HANDFUL OF JEANS! DW is fuming! RIA is going to Hell In A Cell!”
Then, emotions ran high during a promo from HardCAW champion Scotty Dogg, where all the Hell in a Cell participants made their feelings known…
“That’s where your wrong, “Scotty Dogg replies from the ring, “I’ll send you crashing out in my quest to become the World Champion.”
“Yeah, maybe, “Hawk answers, “but I’ll be the one who throws you off the damn Cell!”
“And then I’ll piledrive YOU through the Cell!” The Jackal joins in.
“SHUT UP!!” Reaver (Ant) screams, at breaking point. “I’M THE ONLY FORMER CAW WORLD CHAMPION IN THIS MATCH, I’M THE ONLY DOUBLE TAG TEAM CHAMPION AND I’M PROBABLY THE ONLY GUY WHO’S EVER BEEN IN A CAW WORLD TITLE MATCH!”
And Cong Man also revealed he will still play an active role in SRW as colour commentator, and for this upcoming match, he will be in the corner of the Animalz – will his presence be a factor?
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As we come back from that little video montage it appears the competitors have already entered the ring, the sounds of ‘Who let da dogs out!’ by the Baha Men just dying down as the audience positively tingle in anticipation.
DING DING DING!! The first up are Reaver (Ant) and Hawk (AJ), and these two have certainly had their altercations in the past! Right hand, and another, Hawk uses his strength to jerk back Reaver and hit a standing clothesline! That was ferocious, but Reaver is made of sterner stuff. He returns to his feet, only to be bundled into the turnbuckle by Hawk, who starts spearing him against the side! Pain is shooting through the sternum of Reaver as Cong Man shouts encouragement from the corner. Hawk moves away as Reaver falls to the canvas. Hawk leans back against the turnbuckle and steps on the second rope, goes for the legdrop but Reaver shows enough presence of mind to moves out the way.
Reaver is back on his feet, but again Hawk (AJ) gains the upper hand – I think he may think he has a point to prove to Cong Man who is watching the match with interest. Suplex by Hawk, who then manoeuvres himself into a position from which he hyperextends the elbow of Reaver. Reaver (Ant) looks for Grandprix but he isn’t in any hurry to help out his partner for the night. Eventually Reaver manages to break free – starting a comeback of his own! Swift left and rights from Reaver, whips Hawk into the rope, lays on the mat – Hawk skips over him, hits the other ropes, straight into a Spinebuster!
Powerful Spinebuster by Reaver, who picks him up and hits a sidewalk slam, straight into a pin, hooking the leg, but an almost immediate kick out by Hawk. In the corner Scotty Dogg is absolutely itching to get a piece of Reaver, especially after that vicious backstage assault we saw earlier – he got a piece of him earlier, will he again? Yes! Hawk reluctantly tags in Scotty Dogg, seemingly at the order of Cong Man. Scotty Dogg (Figo) immediately makes a beeline for Reaver, and spears him down! He grabs both his legs, and then proceeds to catapult him into the turnbuckle! Scotty Dogg wastes no time and goes for a Powerslam, but Reaver manages to kick hi right in the jaw! He leans over and tags in Grandprix!
Grandprix hops in the ropes, still smarting from the HardCAW title defeat at Do Or Die. Grandprix sweeps the legs of Scotty, then picks him up and hits a backbreaker! Scotty Dogg reaches up, arching his back in pain, and Grandprix tags in Reaver (Ant) again as they start to double-team him – are they on the same page? Double suplex! Reaver is still hurting a little so he tags back Grandprix, who drags Scotty into the turnbuckle and puts his foot against his neck!
Scotty is in trouble, so Hawk runs round the outside and grabs the neck of Grandprix then jumps and uses the ropes to cut him off! Has he been playing SD4? Scotty is still in trouble, but manages to wriggle free and mount an attack, whipping Grandprix into the ropes, and then a back body drop! Scotty (Figo) looks at the crowd, who cheer as they know what is coming when Scotty climbs the turnbuckle…CRAZYSAULT!! He just hit that crazy top rope move! Bu…what’s he doing!? Rather than go for the pin, Scotty is showing off to Cong Man, who is responding in favour. and the crowd! WAIT!! REAVER!
Reaver grabs his tights and does a small package…
1…………
2…………
3!!!! REAVER (ANT) AND GRANDPRIX WIN ALREADY!?!
Reaver celebrates as Scotty Dogg looks up, disbelieving that he just won! Reaver gives Grandprix a high five (?) as Cong Man looks on. Hawk is glaring at Scotty, then jumps in-between the ropes and stares him down! Cong Man tries to appease Hawk but he certainly didn’t want to be on the losing side! Hawk is seriously annoyed at Scotty Dogg for that mistake costing them the match. He turns… AND HITS SCOTTY DOGG!
Cong is desperately trying to stop Hawks (AJ) assault, but he won’t stop! Hawk has been showing heelish tendencies recently and this is only serving as a further testament to that. Scotty Dogg (Figo) isn’t quite able to fend off Hawk who genuinely seems to be going a little crazy! Cong is screaming at Hawk to stop, whilst Reaver and Grandprix, a little shocked, look on! Cong Man strikes Hawk in the back, and Hawk just turns and wheels him away!! A strange change of behaviour from Hawk, who was defending Congie earlier, but it sems that Hawk is now only looking after No.1, and that means going after the man who holds what he wants – Scotty Dogg!
Major disrespect, and that certainly didn’t go down well with the crowd, or with Scotty Dogg, who is showing a new sense of purpose! They brawl out of the ring - Scotty Dogg forces Hawk over to the announce table. Scotty Dogg (Figo) rams Hawks head into the table! Hawk is dazed, but aware enough of mind to grab the monitor wire, and attempt to strangle Scotty!!! Amazing, if a little worrying, scenes here on Eclipse! As Reaver and Grandprix look on, this brutal after match encounter is certainly throwing a spanner in the works for Cong’s hopes of a unified Animalz faction seems to be dashed!
Scotty finally wrangles free, but not after serious damage has impacted on his neck. Hawk climbs the table as the noise from the crowd rises! We know what’s coming next, and Cong Man seems helpless to prevent it… HAWK SCREWDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!
The table shatters under the impact! Hawk (AJ) leaves a broken STD on the floor amongst the rubble. Cong Man rushes to the aid of Scotty Dogg, who is holding his neck as the impact of first the strangling attempt, and then the hawk screwdriver made its mark. This has got to raise questions for how it will affect performance levels – we know Scotty Dogg is a helluva athlete and competitor, but can he cope with two matches at the PPV, especially if they are as brutal as this one?
Hawk, with something of a weird glint in his eyes, slides back into the ring and stares at Reaver (Ant) and Grandprix, who have been bystanders whilst all that was going down. Hawk walks past them, but Reaver waits and clubs him on the back! Reaver starts stomping on Hawk…and then Grandprix joins in! Are Reaver and Grandprix on the same page?!? They continue the vicious stomping on Hawk (AJ), Reaver taking the lead as Grandprix unbuckles the turnbuckle’s protective cover!
Reaver drags up Hawk and lifts him up over his shoulder…THEN DROPS HIM ON THE UNPROTECTED TURNBUCKLE!! Hawk is almost immediately busted open as Reaver sadistically rubs his head into the cold hard steel! He leaves Hawk crumpled on the floor, and turns to face Grandprix – is this an alliance? It can’t be, there’s been too much history, but it appears it is! Reaver is offering his hand! Grandprix accepts…but he’s clenching his other hand in a fist…
…AND THEN HITS THE FINSH LINE!!
GRANDPRIX HITS THE FINISH LINE ON REAVER! Reaver taken down as Grandprix spurns the chance of allying with the SRW Commish! Grandprix stands alone in the ring, the merciless blood stained mat claiming the other three victims! Reaver is down, Scotty Dogg (Figo) is still barely moving over by the announce table as he is ably attended to by EMTs, whilst Scotty Dogg (Figo) is bloodied over by the turnbuckle. Grandprix stands tall…
WAIT! WTF, THE JACKAL (RM18) IS HERE!
THE JACKAL SPINS ROUND GRANDPRIX……JACKALKNIFE POWERBOMB!!!
The FIFTH participant in the 6 Man Hell in a Cell is making his presence known to he other combatants! These are unbelievable scenes, first the match, then the Scotty Dogg/Hawk fallout, and then this!! This is all out carnage! Now the Jackal is all alone in the ring, standing over the four bodies who will make up this 6 Man Hell in a Cell!
The Jackal slides out the ring and laughs, wh…now what? Someone is throwing beer cans from the crowd – The Jackal looks around puzzled, but the face shows himself…ITS RAWISANDY (STARLIGHT)! Newly qualified as the sixth and final participant, he is wasting no time! JIMJAMJAHA!!!! JIMJAMJAHA ON THE JACKAL!! RIA hits the Jimjamjaha on an unsuspecting Jackal - RIA (Starlight) cracks open a couple of cold beers, downing one and pouring the other over The Jackal (RM18)! He grins and toasts the crowd, in victor…
*CRACKKKK!!! *
CHAIRSHOT FROM BEHIND BY..… JETSTER!! What’s he doing here? Jetster lays out RawIsAndy (Starlight) who collapses on to the floor in a crumpled heap, the chair is practically bent in half, RIA is completely out cold, just like his beers! RIA (Starlight) – out cold on the steel ramp, The Jackal (RM18) writhing on the floor after the Jimjamjaha, Reaver still feeling the effects of the finish line, Grandprix in a crumpled heap after the Jackalknife Powerbomb, Hawk bloodied over by the turnbuckle, and Cong Man desperately trying to help SD (Figo), lying under the rubble of the table broken with his own body - every single Hell in a Cell participant is out, beat, and squashed - this is carnage, carnage I tell you!!
Jetster reaches over to his friend and fellow undisputed tag champ Reaver (Ant) and helps him up as they leave the ring, Reaver now aware enough to scream obscenities at the other wrestlers, with Jetster gesturing! As the other five men wearily get up and move a little, a staggering Reaver is helped backstage by Jetster. I think everyone has just about forgotten about the match now! Jetster may have been able to help Reaver (Ant) now, but with the unforgiving steel structure that will enclose them at SRW Spun Out, there will be nowhere to hide!
Look at events here – this was supposed to be just a normal Eclipse Tag – a little short, but after? Wow! If this is a sign of things to come at SRW Spun Out, where we have the first ever Elimination 6 Man Hell in a Cell for the CAW Title, then all I can say is this has the potential to be the damndest match ever seen in SRW…nay, the world! I got one word for ya…HIAC BABY!
But before that epic emanates from SRW Spun Out next week, we have a veeeery interesting tag match, with a set of controversial paired teams that could see sparks fly. Recent animosity between Da Animalz members Hawk (AJ) and Scotty Dogg (Figo) have boiled over in recent weeks, especially as they will be meeting at Spun Out for the HardCAW title. But in a recent twist, Cong Man made a welcome and somewhat impromptu return to attempt to smooth over the cracks of this faction. But will his presence be enough to stop emotions running over? The other makeshift team is that of Reaver and Grandprix, and these two are just ready to boil over at any moment…
Of course, with the pairing of Reaver and Grandprix means that they are unlikely to be on the same page – if anyone will be, it will probably be the two Animalz – Hawk (AJ) and Scotty Dogg (Figo), although with the two squaring off at Spun Out for the HardCAW Title, anything could happen.
Let’s take a look at the major events leading up to this hellacious main event…
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ECLIPSE 18/11/02
The final participant was revealed in the last qualification match…
“RIA picks up DW, hits a couple of elbow shots, off the ropes, reversal, RIA off the ropes, DW ducks, RIA floats over, RIA with a cheeky roll up! 1… 2…
3!!! HE GOT THE 3 COUNT! We’ve got a replay. RIA floats over, roll up pin, RIA USED THE ROPES! HE ALSO HAD A HANDFUL OF JEANS! DW is fuming! RIA is going to Hell In A Cell!”
Then, emotions ran high during a promo from HardCAW champion Scotty Dogg, where all the Hell in a Cell participants made their feelings known…
“That’s where your wrong, “Scotty Dogg replies from the ring, “I’ll send you crashing out in my quest to become the World Champion.”
“Yeah, maybe, “Hawk answers, “but I’ll be the one who throws you off the damn Cell!”
“And then I’ll piledrive YOU through the Cell!” The Jackal joins in.
“SHUT UP!!” Reaver (Ant) screams, at breaking point. “I’M THE ONLY FORMER CAW WORLD CHAMPION IN THIS MATCH, I’M THE ONLY DOUBLE TAG TEAM CHAMPION AND I’M PROBABLY THE ONLY GUY WHO’S EVER BEEN IN A CAW WORLD TITLE MATCH!”
And Cong Man also revealed he will still play an active role in SRW as colour commentator, and for this upcoming match, he will be in the corner of the Animalz – will his presence be a factor?
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As we come back from that little video montage it appears the competitors have already entered the ring, the sounds of ‘Who let da dogs out!’ by the Baha Men just dying down as the audience positively tingle in anticipation.
DING DING DING!! The first up are Reaver (Ant) and Hawk (AJ), and these two have certainly had their altercations in the past! Right hand, and another, Hawk uses his strength to jerk back Reaver and hit a standing clothesline! That was ferocious, but Reaver is made of sterner stuff. He returns to his feet, only to be bundled into the turnbuckle by Hawk, who starts spearing him against the side! Pain is shooting through the sternum of Reaver as Cong Man shouts encouragement from the corner. Hawk moves away as Reaver falls to the canvas. Hawk leans back against the turnbuckle and steps on the second rope, goes for the legdrop but Reaver shows enough presence of mind to moves out the way.
Reaver is back on his feet, but again Hawk (AJ) gains the upper hand – I think he may think he has a point to prove to Cong Man who is watching the match with interest. Suplex by Hawk, who then manoeuvres himself into a position from which he hyperextends the elbow of Reaver. Reaver (Ant) looks for Grandprix but he isn’t in any hurry to help out his partner for the night. Eventually Reaver manages to break free – starting a comeback of his own! Swift left and rights from Reaver, whips Hawk into the rope, lays on the mat – Hawk skips over him, hits the other ropes, straight into a Spinebuster!
Powerful Spinebuster by Reaver, who picks him up and hits a sidewalk slam, straight into a pin, hooking the leg, but an almost immediate kick out by Hawk. In the corner Scotty Dogg is absolutely itching to get a piece of Reaver, especially after that vicious backstage assault we saw earlier – he got a piece of him earlier, will he again? Yes! Hawk reluctantly tags in Scotty Dogg, seemingly at the order of Cong Man. Scotty Dogg (Figo) immediately makes a beeline for Reaver, and spears him down! He grabs both his legs, and then proceeds to catapult him into the turnbuckle! Scotty Dogg wastes no time and goes for a Powerslam, but Reaver manages to kick hi right in the jaw! He leans over and tags in Grandprix!
Grandprix hops in the ropes, still smarting from the HardCAW title defeat at Do Or Die. Grandprix sweeps the legs of Scotty, then picks him up and hits a backbreaker! Scotty Dogg reaches up, arching his back in pain, and Grandprix tags in Reaver (Ant) again as they start to double-team him – are they on the same page? Double suplex! Reaver is still hurting a little so he tags back Grandprix, who drags Scotty into the turnbuckle and puts his foot against his neck!
Scotty is in trouble, so Hawk runs round the outside and grabs the neck of Grandprix then jumps and uses the ropes to cut him off! Has he been playing SD4? Scotty is still in trouble, but manages to wriggle free and mount an attack, whipping Grandprix into the ropes, and then a back body drop! Scotty (Figo) looks at the crowd, who cheer as they know what is coming when Scotty climbs the turnbuckle…CRAZYSAULT!! He just hit that crazy top rope move! Bu…what’s he doing!? Rather than go for the pin, Scotty is showing off to Cong Man, who is responding in favour. and the crowd! WAIT!! REAVER!
Reaver grabs his tights and does a small package…
1…………
2…………
3!!!! REAVER (ANT) AND GRANDPRIX WIN ALREADY!?!
Reaver celebrates as Scotty Dogg looks up, disbelieving that he just won! Reaver gives Grandprix a high five (?) as Cong Man looks on. Hawk is glaring at Scotty, then jumps in-between the ropes and stares him down! Cong Man tries to appease Hawk but he certainly didn’t want to be on the losing side! Hawk is seriously annoyed at Scotty Dogg for that mistake costing them the match. He turns… AND HITS SCOTTY DOGG!
Cong is desperately trying to stop Hawks (AJ) assault, but he won’t stop! Hawk has been showing heelish tendencies recently and this is only serving as a further testament to that. Scotty Dogg (Figo) isn’t quite able to fend off Hawk who genuinely seems to be going a little crazy! Cong is screaming at Hawk to stop, whilst Reaver and Grandprix, a little shocked, look on! Cong Man strikes Hawk in the back, and Hawk just turns and wheels him away!! A strange change of behaviour from Hawk, who was defending Congie earlier, but it sems that Hawk is now only looking after No.1, and that means going after the man who holds what he wants – Scotty Dogg!
Major disrespect, and that certainly didn’t go down well with the crowd, or with Scotty Dogg, who is showing a new sense of purpose! They brawl out of the ring - Scotty Dogg forces Hawk over to the announce table. Scotty Dogg (Figo) rams Hawks head into the table! Hawk is dazed, but aware enough of mind to grab the monitor wire, and attempt to strangle Scotty!!! Amazing, if a little worrying, scenes here on Eclipse! As Reaver and Grandprix look on, this brutal after match encounter is certainly throwing a spanner in the works for Cong’s hopes of a unified Animalz faction seems to be dashed!
Scotty finally wrangles free, but not after serious damage has impacted on his neck. Hawk climbs the table as the noise from the crowd rises! We know what’s coming next, and Cong Man seems helpless to prevent it… HAWK SCREWDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!
The table shatters under the impact! Hawk (AJ) leaves a broken STD on the floor amongst the rubble. Cong Man rushes to the aid of Scotty Dogg, who is holding his neck as the impact of first the strangling attempt, and then the hawk screwdriver made its mark. This has got to raise questions for how it will affect performance levels – we know Scotty Dogg is a helluva athlete and competitor, but can he cope with two matches at the PPV, especially if they are as brutal as this one?
Hawk, with something of a weird glint in his eyes, slides back into the ring and stares at Reaver (Ant) and Grandprix, who have been bystanders whilst all that was going down. Hawk walks past them, but Reaver waits and clubs him on the back! Reaver starts stomping on Hawk…and then Grandprix joins in! Are Reaver and Grandprix on the same page?!? They continue the vicious stomping on Hawk (AJ), Reaver taking the lead as Grandprix unbuckles the turnbuckle’s protective cover!
Reaver drags up Hawk and lifts him up over his shoulder…THEN DROPS HIM ON THE UNPROTECTED TURNBUCKLE!! Hawk is almost immediately busted open as Reaver sadistically rubs his head into the cold hard steel! He leaves Hawk crumpled on the floor, and turns to face Grandprix – is this an alliance? It can’t be, there’s been too much history, but it appears it is! Reaver is offering his hand! Grandprix accepts…but he’s clenching his other hand in a fist…
…AND THEN HITS THE FINSH LINE!!
GRANDPRIX HITS THE FINISH LINE ON REAVER! Reaver taken down as Grandprix spurns the chance of allying with the SRW Commish! Grandprix stands alone in the ring, the merciless blood stained mat claiming the other three victims! Reaver is down, Scotty Dogg (Figo) is still barely moving over by the announce table as he is ably attended to by EMTs, whilst Scotty Dogg (Figo) is bloodied over by the turnbuckle. Grandprix stands tall…
WAIT! WTF, THE JACKAL (RM18) IS HERE!
THE JACKAL SPINS ROUND GRANDPRIX……JACKALKNIFE POWERBOMB!!!
The FIFTH participant in the 6 Man Hell in a Cell is making his presence known to he other combatants! These are unbelievable scenes, first the match, then the Scotty Dogg/Hawk fallout, and then this!! This is all out carnage! Now the Jackal is all alone in the ring, standing over the four bodies who will make up this 6 Man Hell in a Cell!
The Jackal slides out the ring and laughs, wh…now what? Someone is throwing beer cans from the crowd – The Jackal looks around puzzled, but the face shows himself…ITS RAWISANDY (STARLIGHT)! Newly qualified as the sixth and final participant, he is wasting no time! JIMJAMJAHA!!!! JIMJAMJAHA ON THE JACKAL!! RIA hits the Jimjamjaha on an unsuspecting Jackal - RIA (Starlight) cracks open a couple of cold beers, downing one and pouring the other over The Jackal (RM18)! He grins and toasts the crowd, in victor…
*CRACKKKK!!! *
CHAIRSHOT FROM BEHIND BY..… JETSTER!! What’s he doing here? Jetster lays out RawIsAndy (Starlight) who collapses on to the floor in a crumpled heap, the chair is practically bent in half, RIA is completely out cold, just like his beers! RIA (Starlight) – out cold on the steel ramp, The Jackal (RM18) writhing on the floor after the Jimjamjaha, Reaver still feeling the effects of the finish line, Grandprix in a crumpled heap after the Jackalknife Powerbomb, Hawk bloodied over by the turnbuckle, and Cong Man desperately trying to help SD (Figo), lying under the rubble of the table broken with his own body - every single Hell in a Cell participant is out, beat, and squashed - this is carnage, carnage I tell you!!
Jetster reaches over to his friend and fellow undisputed tag champ Reaver (Ant) and helps him up as they leave the ring, Reaver now aware enough to scream obscenities at the other wrestlers, with Jetster gesturing! As the other five men wearily get up and move a little, a staggering Reaver is helped backstage by Jetster. I think everyone has just about forgotten about the match now! Jetster may have been able to help Reaver (Ant) now, but with the unforgiving steel structure that will enclose them at SRW Spun Out, there will be nowhere to hide!
Look at events here – this was supposed to be just a normal Eclipse Tag – a little short, but after? Wow! If this is a sign of things to come at SRW Spun Out, where we have the first ever Elimination 6 Man Hell in a Cell for the CAW Title, then all I can say is this has the potential to be the damndest match ever seen in SRW…nay, the world! I got one word for ya…HIAC BABY!
The crowd are anticipating the final Hell in A Cell qualifier. It will feature RawisAndy (Starlight) and DW and these two have had a few run ins over the past few weeks. First, RawisAndy beats The Rat (Allardini) for the LightCAW title with DW interfering but proving helpless. A 6 man tag match lead to their next encounter. DW managed to get the upper hand by dumping gravel on RawisAndy and The Jackal (RM18). Lastly, a promo turned sour for RawisAndy as DW left him lying.
We have footage coming in from the backstage area. It’s RawisAndy and Ice Blaster!
“I’m so psyched for tonight’s match. I feel totally invincible and I’m so going to walk out of this damn arena the last participant in the Hell In A Cell match at Spun Out. I’m so going to get the title and I’m so going to dominate every CAW that comes my way. Just so you know, I don’t need your help tonight Ice Blaster. I don’t want to get DQ’d.”
“No problem. I’ll… just guard your beer for you!”
“Oh no you won’t! I’m taking my beer to the ring with me. I don’t trust you with my beer!”
We have footage from DW’s locker room with DW, The Rat and Crusher (Tazz).
“If that damn Ice Blaster appears in my match, I need you to take him out. I don’t want to be disqualified in this match. I want to win this match and the title and put DoA on the map! It’s bad enough that I have to be Brock’s PA for a week. I need something to take my mind of that. You’ve got my back?”
The Rat and Crusher nod in approval.
We are ready for the match. Who will join Grandprix, Reaver (Ant), Hawk (Afrojoe), The Jackal (RM18) and Scotty Dogg (Figo) in Hell In A Cell at Spun Out?
CKY plays and out struts RIA (Starlight) confidently. His ego has certainly been growing since his LightCAW title win. RIA is throwing beer cans into the crowd. Is he trying to win the crowds favour? Sections of the crowd are starting to boo. The cans are made of foam! RIA is laughing his head off as he enters the ring with his real beer in a cooler in his hands. He takes a beer, hands the cooler out of the ring and sits on the turnbuckle drinking.
Dead Star plays and out strides DW. He looks determined to do something rather nasty with RIA’s beer can. DW storms into the ring and demands the match gets started. RIA gets off the turnbuckle and offers DW the beer. DW takes the beer and throws it in RIA’s face! RIA is disgusted by the lack of appreciation and opens up on DW. The match is underway!
RIA (Starlight) with numerous right hands, whip off the ropes, locks in a head lock, DW fights out, off the ropes, through RIA’s legs, DW hits a bulldog leaving RIA on the ropes, Reverse 619! No, RIA leaps up and dropkicks a vulnerable DW to the outside. RIA is pretty pleased with himself.
DW is on his feet now, RIA leaps, DW moves out of the way! RIA lands flat on his face on the outside! DW is stomping away, RIA staggers to his feet, DW whips RIA into the steel steps! DW is unrelenting and kicks RIA in the back numerous times. DW is still wasting no time and grabs RIA’s legs… CATAPAULT INTO THE CROWD! DW climbs up onto the apron… FLYING CROSSBODY! DW is not holding back here!
A few members of the crowd are throwing the foam beer cans back at RIA and they have been escorted out of the arena. Can’t see why though. They were only foam after all. Back to the match, DW is willing RIA (Starlight) onto his feet and unloads a huge left hand into the face of RIA, knocking him to the floor again. The ref is willing this match back into the ring. DW grabs RIA’s hair and pulls him to the barrier, DW slams RIA front first onto the barrier! RIA slumps over the barrier and looks in a bit of pain.
DW is yelling at some fans for getting in his face, he climbs over the barrier… WHAM! Huge clothesline by RIA! He just exploded out of nowhere with that, RIA has a cheeky smile on his face. He walks over to the announcer’s table! He’s removing the monitors! The ref is telling RIA to stop this! Low Blow by DW! He rolls RIA onto the table and climbs on. DW picks up RIA, NO!! He’s planning the Dead DDT! HE HITS IT!!!! I don’t think RIA is going to get out of this! DW gets to his feet and drags RIA into the ring. THIS COULD BE IT! COVER… 1… 2…
KICK OUT! RIA KICKED OUT! IT LOOKED ALL OVER! RIA (Starlight) is struggling to his feet, DW runs off the ropes, kick to the midsection by RIA, JIMJAMJAHA! NO! DW reverses, RIA off the ropes… WHAT AN IMPACT! RIA leaped into the air, grabbed DW by the head and rammed it into the canvas. Both are down!
This has been high impact and I wouldn’t have thought that RIA has much left. He’s been given quite a beating. DW is first to recover and RIA is still lying motionless, Asai Moonsault by DW, RIA moves, DW on his feet, RIA sweeps DW’s feet away from him. RIA looks like he’s got second wind, leaps onto the turnbuckle, DW on his feet, RIA leaps and takes DW to the mat with a thunderous headlock slam. Cover by RIA… 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Fairly comfortable for DW there. RIA (Starlight) on his feet, drops an elbow into the gut of DW, climbs the turnbuckle a little gingerly this time, DW recovers quickly, flips over, Top Rope Hurricarana by DW! This is straight out of the top draw!
RIA looks pretty deflated at the moment. DW is on his feet and is waiting for RIA to get to his feet, RIA staggers to his feet, stumbles towards DW, DEAD DDT! NO! RIA floats over, numerous low blow shots to DW! The ref is not happy and is having words with RIA. RIA is not bothered, DW explodes at RIA… OOOH! The ref gets taken out!
DW checks on the ref, RIA (Starlight) slinks out of the ring, RIA back in the ring, DW turns round, THUD! Belt shot to the head of DW! RIA goes for the cover… 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… No ref to make the count. RIA checks on the ref who is beginning to stir. Schoolboy rollup by DW! The ref is moving… 1… 2…
OOOH! KICK OUT! It was so close! DW picks up RIA, sets him up, DEAD DDT! RIA lands on his feet… JIMJAMJAHA!!! RIA goes for the cover… 1… 2…
DW GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPES! The ref spots it and RIA (Starlight) is not happy. RIA picks up DW, hits a couple of elbow shots, off the ropes, reversal, RIA off the ropes, DW ducks, RIA floats over, RIA with a cheeky roll up! 1… 2…
3!!! HE GOT THE 3 COUNT! We’ve got a replay. RIA floats over, roll up pin, RIA USED THE ROPES! HE ALSO HAD A HANDFUL OF JEANS! DW is fuming! RIA is going to Hell In A Cell!
RIA isn’t done yet! He grabs a microphone!
“Hey DW! Tough luck, but when you come up against pure class, there is no comparison. I’m the greatest CAW and you will never forget that now!”
RIA’s ego is growing with every match. Could it be his downfall going into Hell In A Cell at Spun Out?
WINNER: RIA (Starlight)
We have footage coming in from the backstage area. It’s RawisAndy and Ice Blaster!
“I’m so psyched for tonight’s match. I feel totally invincible and I’m so going to walk out of this damn arena the last participant in the Hell In A Cell match at Spun Out. I’m so going to get the title and I’m so going to dominate every CAW that comes my way. Just so you know, I don’t need your help tonight Ice Blaster. I don’t want to get DQ’d.”
“No problem. I’ll… just guard your beer for you!”
“Oh no you won’t! I’m taking my beer to the ring with me. I don’t trust you with my beer!”
We have footage from DW’s locker room with DW, The Rat and Crusher (Tazz).
“If that damn Ice Blaster appears in my match, I need you to take him out. I don’t want to be disqualified in this match. I want to win this match and the title and put DoA on the map! It’s bad enough that I have to be Brock’s PA for a week. I need something to take my mind of that. You’ve got my back?”
The Rat and Crusher nod in approval.
We are ready for the match. Who will join Grandprix, Reaver (Ant), Hawk (Afrojoe), The Jackal (RM18) and Scotty Dogg (Figo) in Hell In A Cell at Spun Out?
CKY plays and out struts RIA (Starlight) confidently. His ego has certainly been growing since his LightCAW title win. RIA is throwing beer cans into the crowd. Is he trying to win the crowds favour? Sections of the crowd are starting to boo. The cans are made of foam! RIA is laughing his head off as he enters the ring with his real beer in a cooler in his hands. He takes a beer, hands the cooler out of the ring and sits on the turnbuckle drinking.
Dead Star plays and out strides DW. He looks determined to do something rather nasty with RIA’s beer can. DW storms into the ring and demands the match gets started. RIA gets off the turnbuckle and offers DW the beer. DW takes the beer and throws it in RIA’s face! RIA is disgusted by the lack of appreciation and opens up on DW. The match is underway!
RIA (Starlight) with numerous right hands, whip off the ropes, locks in a head lock, DW fights out, off the ropes, through RIA’s legs, DW hits a bulldog leaving RIA on the ropes, Reverse 619! No, RIA leaps up and dropkicks a vulnerable DW to the outside. RIA is pretty pleased with himself.
DW is on his feet now, RIA leaps, DW moves out of the way! RIA lands flat on his face on the outside! DW is stomping away, RIA staggers to his feet, DW whips RIA into the steel steps! DW is unrelenting and kicks RIA in the back numerous times. DW is still wasting no time and grabs RIA’s legs… CATAPAULT INTO THE CROWD! DW climbs up onto the apron… FLYING CROSSBODY! DW is not holding back here!
A few members of the crowd are throwing the foam beer cans back at RIA and they have been escorted out of the arena. Can’t see why though. They were only foam after all. Back to the match, DW is willing RIA (Starlight) onto his feet and unloads a huge left hand into the face of RIA, knocking him to the floor again. The ref is willing this match back into the ring. DW grabs RIA’s hair and pulls him to the barrier, DW slams RIA front first onto the barrier! RIA slumps over the barrier and looks in a bit of pain.
DW is yelling at some fans for getting in his face, he climbs over the barrier… WHAM! Huge clothesline by RIA! He just exploded out of nowhere with that, RIA has a cheeky smile on his face. He walks over to the announcer’s table! He’s removing the monitors! The ref is telling RIA to stop this! Low Blow by DW! He rolls RIA onto the table and climbs on. DW picks up RIA, NO!! He’s planning the Dead DDT! HE HITS IT!!!! I don’t think RIA is going to get out of this! DW gets to his feet and drags RIA into the ring. THIS COULD BE IT! COVER… 1… 2…
KICK OUT! RIA KICKED OUT! IT LOOKED ALL OVER! RIA (Starlight) is struggling to his feet, DW runs off the ropes, kick to the midsection by RIA, JIMJAMJAHA! NO! DW reverses, RIA off the ropes… WHAT AN IMPACT! RIA leaped into the air, grabbed DW by the head and rammed it into the canvas. Both are down!
This has been high impact and I wouldn’t have thought that RIA has much left. He’s been given quite a beating. DW is first to recover and RIA is still lying motionless, Asai Moonsault by DW, RIA moves, DW on his feet, RIA sweeps DW’s feet away from him. RIA looks like he’s got second wind, leaps onto the turnbuckle, DW on his feet, RIA leaps and takes DW to the mat with a thunderous headlock slam. Cover by RIA… 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Fairly comfortable for DW there. RIA (Starlight) on his feet, drops an elbow into the gut of DW, climbs the turnbuckle a little gingerly this time, DW recovers quickly, flips over, Top Rope Hurricarana by DW! This is straight out of the top draw!
RIA looks pretty deflated at the moment. DW is on his feet and is waiting for RIA to get to his feet, RIA staggers to his feet, stumbles towards DW, DEAD DDT! NO! RIA floats over, numerous low blow shots to DW! The ref is not happy and is having words with RIA. RIA is not bothered, DW explodes at RIA… OOOH! The ref gets taken out!
DW checks on the ref, RIA (Starlight) slinks out of the ring, RIA back in the ring, DW turns round, THUD! Belt shot to the head of DW! RIA goes for the cover… 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… No ref to make the count. RIA checks on the ref who is beginning to stir. Schoolboy rollup by DW! The ref is moving… 1… 2…
OOOH! KICK OUT! It was so close! DW picks up RIA, sets him up, DEAD DDT! RIA lands on his feet… JIMJAMJAHA!!! RIA goes for the cover… 1… 2…
DW GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPES! The ref spots it and RIA (Starlight) is not happy. RIA picks up DW, hits a couple of elbow shots, off the ropes, reversal, RIA off the ropes, DW ducks, RIA floats over, RIA with a cheeky roll up! 1… 2…
3!!! HE GOT THE 3 COUNT! We’ve got a replay. RIA floats over, roll up pin, RIA USED THE ROPES! HE ALSO HAD A HANDFUL OF JEANS! DW is fuming! RIA is going to Hell In A Cell!
RIA isn’t done yet! He grabs a microphone!
“Hey DW! Tough luck, but when you come up against pure class, there is no comparison. I’m the greatest CAW and you will never forget that now!”
RIA’s ego is growing with every match. Could it be his downfall going into Hell In A Cell at Spun Out?
WINNER: RIA (Starlight)
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