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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.

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The crowd are anticipating the encounter between The Rock and a member of X-Factor. This match has importance for The Rock V Steiner at Do Or Die. If The Rock wins, X-Factor will be banned from ringside at Do Or Die. If X-Factor wins, they are allowed at ringside. We have a live feed from the X-Factor dressing room.

“Albert (Jetster), Justin Credible (Rickoss), listen up. One of you two will have to face The Rock (Starlight) tonight. I can’t do it for obvious reasons but I want you with me when I defend my title at Do Or Die. I know the games that The Rock plays so don’t drop your guard for one second. I will announce my decision of who will wrestle The Rock in the ring.”

The crowd scream as The Rock is seen walking through the halls.

X-Factor’s music hits and out comes the three remaining members to the ring. Steiner seems intent on making sure everyone knows who the SRW champ is. They enter the ring and Steiner calls for a microphone.

“My choice to face The Rock is… ALBERT!!”

The crowd boos.

“SHUT UP! I want to be fair so myself and Justin Credible will return to the backstage area.”

That announcement is greeted with a muted response.

“IF YOU SMEEEEELLLLLL… WHAT THE ROCK… IS COOKING!” The Rock (Starlight) strides out staring at Steiner (MikeAll) and Credible (Rickoss) as they walk up the ramp. The Rock then changes his attention to Albert (Jetster) who has remained in the ring.

Albert charges out to meet The Rock; The Rock fights him off with numerous right hands but Albert takes control with a knee to the gut. Albert whips The Rock into the steel steps and this match isn’t even officially underway. Albert charges, The Rock moves, Albert’s knee goes straight into the steel steps. The Rock throws Albert into the ring and this match is underway.

The Rock (Starlight) goes straight to work on the knee. He puts the knee on the ropes and stomps away on it. The Rock grabs the leg and puts Albert (Jetster) in a standing leg lock, twisting the knee. Albert rides through the pain and grabs the ropes. The Rock utilises the 5 count by the ref and releases on 4. Albert crawls into the corner and attempts to drag himself up.

The Rock seems very focused as he chokes Albert with his boot. Again, The Rock releases on 4. The Rock drags Albert into the centre of the ring and locks in the Sharpshooter! He wants to finish this now! Albert is screaming in pain! Albert is crawling…

AND GRABS THE ROPES! The Rock (Starlight) refuses to release the hold! Finally, he releases it and Albert (Jetster) is in real trouble. He rolls out of the ring and tries to get some movement into the knee. The Rock is getting a telling off by the ref. The Rock bounces off the ropes, baseball slide on the back of Albert. Relentless offence by The Rock!

Albert is slumped on the security barrier, The Rock charges, Back body drop and The Rock flies into the crowd! Albert climbs into the ring in hope that he can get a count out victory. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… The Rock slides in and breaks the count.

Albert grabs The Rock’s legs and starts to spin him round, Albert lifts him up and gives him a backbreaker! It was a lovely conversion. Albert (Jetster) picks up The Rock (Starlight), right hand, blocked by The Rock! The Rock fights with right hands, runs off the ropes, OOOH! Albert hits a big boot that almost took The Rock’s head clean off! Albert covers… 1… 2…

KICK OUT! The Rock isn’t done yet! Albert lifts up The Rock and whips him to the corner. Albert charges and splashes The Rock in the corner! The Rock is hurting! Albert lifts up The Rock over his head, showing great strength, OOOH! Lovely conversion into a slam and cover! 1… 2…

KICK OUT! Albert’s power is starting to pay off. The Rock (Starlight) is using the ropes to lift himself up. Albert (Jetster) runs off the ropes, showing no ill effects from The Rock’s earlier attempts on the knee, and boots The Rock over the top! Albert celebrates, The Rock from behind, roll up pin! The Rock held on to the ropes and sneaked in! 1… 2…

KICK OUT! So close but it just wasn’t enough. Albert hits a clothesline to take control again. He throws The Rock into the corner and chops away on The Rock. The Rock fights out! The Rock lays the smackdown on Albert! The crowd are starting to lift.

Albert (Jetster) stumbles out of the corner, ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Reversed by Albert with an elbow in the face. The Rock (Starlight) turns round, BALDO BOMB! NO! The Rock kicks Albert in the unmentionables and the ref is not happy with The Rock.

The ref is having words; Albert looks very angry, runs off the ropes, SPINEBUSTER! HERE IT IS! THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW!! He removes the elbow pad, bounces off one rope, flies over the second rope! It’s Steiner (MikeAll)! Steiner forces his way into the ring. What is going on with Steiner? The Rock is on the outside! Steiner helps up Albert and CLOTHESLINES HIM! Steiner has turned on Albert! The ref calls for the bell!

“The winner of this match by Disqualification… ALBERT!”

The Rock (Starlight) is furious! Steiner (MikeAll) climbs out of the ring and stands on the ramp. Albert (Jetster) looks really angry and walks towards Steiner! They could come to blows! THEY HUG! They tricked The Rock and it looks like X-Factor has a place at ringside for the title match at Do Or Die!

WINNER BY DQ: ALBERT (Jetster)

Good morning and welcome to SRW, where today we have a Cruiserweight No.1 Contenders Match (Winner chooses stipulation for PPV): Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) vs. Billy Kidman (Figo) will be the match. Who'll win today, and choose the stipulation for Do Or Die?

*Rey Mysterio's music hits* BOOM! Rey jumps up from under the ramp, to a massive ovation from the fans here at SRW today! He runs down the ramp, and slides into the ring. Rey then jumps up onto the top rope and gives the thumbs up to the crowd before backflipping off again! The crowd cheer even more after this stunt, as Rey Mysterio stands calmly, waiting for the arrival of his opponent today, Billy Kidman.

*Kidman's music hits* and out walks Billy Kidman, to a mixed reaction from this capacity crowd here today at SRW. Some fans are cheering Kidman, but some are remaining silent too. Most fans, I'd expect will be rooting for rey mysterio today, as Billy Kidman makes his way down the ramp slowly. He climbs up into the ring, and stands on the 2nd turnbuckle, raising his arms to the crowd. He climbs down, and looks ready to begin combat with Mysterio. DING DING DING!

Rey Mysterio and Kidman dance around each other for a bit, before Kidman launches himself forwards, grabbing Mysterio around the neck. Mysterio pushes his way out though, and pushes Billy Kidman off the ropes. As Kidman returns, he shoulder barges Rey Mysterio off his feet. Kidman runs off the opposite rope, and Rey lies flat on the ground to duck under him. Kidman jumps over, and off the other rope. Rey Mysterio runs at Kidman, and plants a dropkick, but he misses! Kidman dodges the dropkick, catches Rey in mid-air, and PLANTS HIM WITH A FACECRUSHER! What a move to start the match by Billy Kidman! Kidman picks up Rey, and throws him into the corner, but Rey bounces out, only to recieve a Big Back Body Drop from Kidman, but wait! REY LANDED ON HIS FEET! He turns around! SMACK! Kidman just Super Kicked Rey as he turned around there. Billy Kidman goes for the cover. 1, 2, and a kick out from Rey Mysterio before the count of 3 could be made.

Kidman picks up Rey by the head. He sets Rey up for a Suplex, but Rey counters out, and jumps out of the way as Kidman attempts another Superkick. Rey runs around the ring, off the far away rope and dives at Kidman in a Corssbody! Kidman catches him though, and TURNS IT INTO A FALLAWAY SLAM! Billy Kidman runs off the ropes, and delivers a KNEE DROP INTO REY'S RIBS! Ooh! That must've hurt right there! Kidman picks Rey up again, and signals to the crowd that he's going to finish him already. Kidman gets Rey up on his shoulders, and plants Rey with a hard Scoop Slam! Billy Kidman goes for another cover. 1, 2, and yet again, Rey kicks out before a count of 3 can be made on him!

Billy Kidman is now getting frustrated that he can't seem to get the pin fall here, and he climbs up onto the top rope. rey is getting to his feet, and Kidman jumps off, planning to deliver a Clothesline to Rey from the top rope, BUT REY NOTICES, AND DROPKICKS KIDMAN IN THE RIBS WHILE HE IS IN MID-AIR! What a dropkick by Rey! This could be the turning point in this match. Rey now makes his way up to the top rope. Kidman is slowly getting to his feet, clutching his ribs at the same time. REY JUMPA OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND DELIVERS A DRAGON-RANA TO KIDMAN! Surely that's it over as Rey goes for the pin following in the Dragon-Rana - 1, 2, th.. oh! Kick out from Kidman at the last milisecond there!

Now it's Rey's turn to look shocked that he didn't get the pin fall. Rey picks up Kidman by the hair, and throws him into the ropes hard. Kidman returns, and Rey ducks under and Kidman goes flying out of the ring, landing hard on the arena floor outside. Whether that was what Rey Mysterio planned or not, it sure worked! Rey is looking ready to pounce. Kidman is slowly making his way to his feet on the outside, and Rey runs backwards off the ropes, AND DIVES OVER THE TOP ROPE, HITTING BILLY KIDMAN WITH A CORKSCREW DIVE! What a stunning move there by Rey Mysterio! Rey picks himself back up, clutching his ribs, and throws Billy Kidman back into the ring. Rey goes for the cover again. 1, 2, thr... OH! A kickout yet again from Billy Kidman! How did he manage to get out from that one???

Rey picks Kidman up again, but Kidman counters with a sharp punch into the gut. Kidman gets to his feet, and pushes Rey backwards onto the ropes. He whips Rey off the ropes and gives him a BACK BODY DROP! Rey's back hit the canvas hard after that one! Kidman celebrates in the ring to a chorus of boos, before picking up Rey. He lifts Rey above his head, drops him on his knee! WHAT A GUTBUSTER THERE! Rey (Cong Man) flips over clutching his ribs. Billy Kidman (Figo) doesn't go for the cover though. He picks up Rey again. He throws Rey into the corner and delivers 3 hard chops to Rey's ribs. Kidman then throws Rey hard into the other corner! BANG! Rey's back hits the other corner and he bounces out, into a Corssbody from Kidman! Cover by Kidman. 1, 2, and a kick out yet again by Rey Mysterio!

Kidman can't believe he didn't get a 3 count for that. He walks up to the ref, and starts pushing him into the corner. Rey is up qucikly though, and runs towards Kidman, aiming a dropkick at him. He hits Kidman, who squahses the ref into the corner, but hits his head off the top rope at the same time. Kidman(Figo) falls backwards, and Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) goes into the cover. There is no ref to make the count though. Rey goes over and tries to get him up. While Rey is doing this, Kidman sneaks outside the ring and picks up the ring bell. He sneaks back in, and waits until Rey turns around. DONG! KIDMAN JUST SMACKED REY OVER THE HEAD WITH THE RING BELL!!! The ref is slowly getting to his feet, and Kidman throws the ring bell outside the ring. He makes the cover on Rey. 1..... 2..... thr... oh, a kickout by Rey at the last second! How close was that!

Kidman is looking really frustrated now! He's thought he's had the match won about 4 or 5 times now, and each time, to no avail. Kidman heads up to the top rope. Rey is still on the ground, and I think the fans have realised what's coming. They're all getting to their feet! KIDMAN JUMPS INTO THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS..... AND MISSES! WHAM! Rey got his body out of the way at the last second there, and Kidman hit the canvas hard! Rey is up on his feet again, ready to pounce! Kidman is trying to use the ropes for leveridge while getting to his feet. Rey notices this, and quickly runs towards the ropes, SWINGS AROUND, AND HITS THE 6 1 9!!! Kidman goes flying backwards as the full force of the 619 hits him in the face. Rey Mysterio goes for the cover. 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING!

Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) has won today's hard fought Cruiserweight match today, in a hard battle against Billy Kidman (Figo). Rey Mysterio retreats up the ramp to rapterous applause and cheering from the crowd, and even Billy Kidman looked as if he enjoyed battling his old WCW friend, Rey Mysterio.

WINNER: Rey Mysterio (Cong Man)
LOSER: Billy Kidman (Figo)

Thanks for reading,
~AJ~

Welcome to SRW Eclipse for Scotty the Doggy’s (Figo) first title defence since securing the LightCAW Title in the inaugural LightCAW Rumble Cage Match, where he meets someone who showed a good account for himself in the LightCAW Rumble Match, The Rat (allardini).
This is the first title defence of the LightCAW Title since it’s inception, and it will be interesting to see how it pans out. Will The Rat show enough passion to emerge victorious? Will STD’s mind be on other things, namely his defence of the HardCAW Title at Do Or Die? And will his opponent on that match up, Grandprix, be a factor in this one? Let’s find out…

The Rat enters to an indifferent reaction from the crowd. He walks purposefully down the ramp and steps through the ropes, bouncing against them in anticipation of the champion. And here is, Scotty the Doggy (Figo), with both his LightCAW and HardCAW belts draped over his shoulders! He hands both belts to the referee for this match up, Mike Chioda (loki).
DING DING DING! The match begins, and The Rat (allardini) goes straight for STD, hitting him with some brutal punches, and then a chop – WHOO! But STD recovers and whips The Rat into the ropes, and…OUCH! Both men attempt a flying crossbody and knock the wind out of each other!

Both men slowly recover and start circling the ring trying to decide how to mount their next attack, slowly whipping up the crowd. They charge at each other…straight into a headlock by STD (Figo). The Rat (allardini) starts elbowing him though, and manages to reverse it into a suplex! STD lies prone on the floor, writing a little. The Rat grabs a leg and stamps on his knee! The Rat is decimating the knee of STD…and an elbow drop on the knee! The Rat picks up STD and hits a Russian Legsweep, and then proceeds to drag STD out of the ring!

The Rat (allardini) is working on the knee of STD (Figo) – he removes the steel steps from the corner as the referee Mike Chioda (loki) berates him, he lifts it high above his head…CRACK! The steel steps come crashing down on the knee of STD, who howls in pain! CRACK! CRACK! The Rat ends the torture and drops the steps, then proceeds to pick up STD, who is clutching his knee, into the ring. The Rat asserts himself and hits a BACKBREAKER ON STD! He hooks his legs…

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KICK OUT! STD (Figo) gets to his feet slowly but hobbles as a result of that knee attack. STD takes a shot at The Rat (allardini), knocking him a little, he leans against the ropes and hits a modified bulldog, allowing him to gain some retribution as STD starts to hyper extend the knee of The Rat! The Rat screams in agony until he manages to clutch the ropes, forcing STD to break the hold. The Rat slowly gets to his feet, as STD whips him into the ropes, attempting to back body drop but The Rat kicks him square in the jaw, giving him the time to execute a quick snap suplex!

STD is visibly shaken, but recovers enough to elbow The Rat in the sternum as he grapples for him again. STD goes for the DDT, but The Rat is alert and pushes him towards the turnbuckle. STD hits his head on the turnbuckle, rebounds back, allowing The Rat to go for a quick roll up pin…

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A QUICK KICK OUT! Not even a two count from STD, who is quite energetic, but his mobility has been halted somewhat. STD (Figo) grabs The Rat (allardini) by the back of his neck and rams him into the turnbuckle! And a second time! And a third! STD has the momentum and is being spurred on by the crowd, and he hits a backdrop on The Rat, followed by a swift elbow drop to the neck! Anticipation in the crowd is growing as STD pulld The Rat into position and ascends the turnbuckle, this one could be over soon…CRAZYSAULT! CRAZYSAULT TO THE RAT! He hooks the leg…

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SHOULDER UP! STD can’t believe it! The Rat (allardini) jolts up from the shock, and gets to his feet as STD, incredulous, moans at the ref, saying it was a three count!

“I’M A CABBAGE MAN” WTF??!

Wait a sec – here is CABBAGE MAN! Cabbage Man runs down the ramp to a tremendous reaction…but what is he doing here! He slides into the ring…CABBAGE EFFECT TO THE RAT! CABBAGE EFFECT TO STD! UNBELIEVEABLE!

He hooks the leg of the fallen STD!

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BROKEN UP BY … RAWISANDY?!?

RawIsAndy (Starlight) just came through the crowd and stopped Cabbage Man’s attempted sabotage of this match up! Both men have seen the opportunity in this match and are trying to steal the title – what an unbelievable turn of events! RawIsAndy pulls Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) of the LightCAW champion and they start brawling! But now The Rat has slowly recovered! He drapes his arm over STD…

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3!!!!!!! THE RAT IS THE NEW LIGHTCAW CHAMPION!! What a cheap way to win the title! STD, still the HardCAW champ, doesn’t realise he has lost the match, and his title yet!

WTF!!?

Here’s the ‘commissioner’ of SRW, Reaver (Ant), with a mic in hand! He speaks…

“No no no no no! Cabbage Man…what you doing? You’re not a part of this.” The crowd boos. “Neither are you, RawIsAndy. And Ratface, you can’t win titles like this, it just ain’t fair on everyone, and as much as I hate to say it, it ain’t fair on STD. But Rat, I’ll let you have your moment of glory right now. As for you others, I have a message - next Eclipse it will be RawIsAndy (Starlight) vs. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) vs. (to placate you) Scotty the Doggy (Figo) in a Triple Threat No.1 Contenders Match for the LightCAW Title!” The crowd cheer at the prospect of the match.

“And Rat, you can wipe that smile off your face – as you like matches with pinfalls so much, whoever does win that Triple Threat match will face you at the PPV, Do Or Die, in a 2 out of 3 falls match!!”

Whoa, the Commissioner has spoken! We have a new LightCAW Champion in The Rat (allardini). Next Eclipse, STD (Figo), will get a swift chance to regain the chance for his title when he battles RawIsAndy (Starlight) and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) in a Triple Threat No. 1 Contenders match, with the victor facing The Rat (allardini) in a 2 out of 3 falls match at SRW Do Or Die!

Tune in soon to catch up with the latest developments as we near ever closer to Do Or Die!

Billy Gunn (Ant) vs Kurt Angle (Grandprix) vs Kane (Starlight) vs Test (Longy) vs Val Venis (Cong Man) vs D’Lo Brown (allardini) vs Al Snow (Rickoss) vs Scott Hall (DW) vs Booker T (RM18) vs Edge (Jetster). That will be the huge Battle Royal we'll have unfolding in the centre of the Eclipse ring tonight, so lets get going! Enjoy!

"YOUUUUU LOOOOK SOOOO... GOOD TO ME.....!" Here comes Billy Gunn (Ant), wearing his usual red dressing gown and prancing out towards the ring in typical Billy and Chuck fashion. He runs down the end of the ramp and slides into the ring to a nice selection of boos from the crowd. His music finishes as he takes off his robe and awaits the arrival of the next competitor.

*Kurt Angle's (Grandprix's) music hits* and here comes the Olympic Hero, stepping out from behind the curtain to not only his own entrance music, but to the usual "You Suck" being sung along with the music by the crowd. Angle has learned how to ignore this however, and climbs into the ring as fireworks start off on the stage.

*All goes dark...* BOOOOOM! Here comes Kane (Starlight), to a great ovation from the crowd. Kane is walking down the ramp at quite a fast pace as the crowd continue to cheer and the fans in the front row try and reach over the barrier towards him as he slides into the ring.

"Test! Test! Test!" Here comes the huge beast, Test (Longy), making his way down to the ring with his usual quick pace. He lumbers down the ramp, shoving one of the camera men out of his way - he looks in a mood to fight, does the large Canadian brawler. He slides into the ring as the 4th member of the match.

*Val Venis' music hits* and here comes Val Venis (Cong Man), the former Intercontinental Champion making his way down the ramp to a mixed reaction from the crowd here at SRW Eclipse tonight. He runs down the remainder of the ramp and slides into the ring to become the 5th member of the match so far.

D'Lo Brown's music hits, and here comes D'Lo (allardini) himself, strutting towards the ring like he's never strutted before. D'Lo is recieving a rather cheery reaction from the crowd today, and he certainly seems pleased with it. D'Lo Brown slides into the ring and awaits the arrivals yet to enter the ring.

The familiar figures of Al Snow and Head (Yes, I decided to bring back the Head) appear on the TitanTron to a great selection of cheers from the crowd, and Al Snow rushes out holding none other than Head in his hands. He runs down the ramp as the chant "HEAD HEAD HEAD!" can be heard across the arena. Al Snow slides into the ring and places Head underneath one of the corner posts.

*The nWo's music hits* for the arrival of Scott Hall (DW), who walks out in the usual Scott Hall attitude, struting his way down the ramp, ignoring all the booing fans that surround him. He climbs into the ring, and makes some sort of signal towards Kane, for some reason. Kane doesn't seem to mind, however, and patiently awaits the arrival of the last 2 members of this match.

"CAN YOU DIG IT? SUCKAAAAAAAAA!" Here comes Booker T (RM18)! Booker struts down the ramp with the fire blazing behind him on the entrance ramp. He jumps up onto the apron and steps through the middle rope. The ring is becoming a little overcrowded now.

Here comes Edge! Edge's music blares out across the arena, as the familiar figure of Edge steps out from behind the curtain to rapturous cheering. Edge runs down the ramp, in his usual long jacket and sunglasses to match. He slides into the ring, and is immediately attacked by Scott Hall! DING DING DING! Finally, this match is underway.

Scott Hall pounds on Edge on the ground, who is yet to take off his jacket. Booker T can be seen flying across the ring onto Kane in a Crossbody. Kane is knocked into the corner, flattening Billy Gunn in the corner. Val Venis and D'Lo Brown have begun to engage in combat, as Al Snow floors Kurt Angle with a superkick! Meanwhile, Edge has countered Scott Hall, and is busy beating him in at one of the turnbuckle posts. Test then flies out from nowhere, flooring both Edge and Scott Hall with his gigantic boot! Val Venis floors D'Lo, but is attacked from behind by Billy Gunn - Billy plants a Suplex on Val, before climbing to the top rope. Kurt Angle sees this opportunity, sprints towards the turnbuckle post, leaps up and PLANTS VAL VENIS WITH A TOP ROPE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! D'Lo Brown quickly makes a cover, and referee Earl Hebner crawls out from the wreckage and plants down a 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! Val Venis (Cong Man) has been eliminated.

Test turns around after flooring Scott Hall with a Powerslam and recieves a doubler dropkick in the face from both Al Snow and Edge. Al Snow and Edge suddenly realise that they're not on the same page, and both make a movement towards each other - Edge connects first with a hard clothesline, before being flattened by The Big Red Machine, Kane. Meanwhile Kurt Angle and D'Lo Brown have engaged in combat, and Kurt somehow gets behind D'Lo and plants a superb German Suplex. Angle then makes a movement towards Kane, but is given a Big Boot in the face by The Big Red Machine himself. Right at this moment though, Al Snow is planted in a roll up by Booker T - 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! Al Snow (Rickoss) has been eliminated from virtually nothing.

Right at this moment, Test floors Kane with a huge Boot to the face! What a connection there! Scott Hall is back on his feet though, and so is Edge - the 2 of them notice that the other has revived, and run at each other. They both attempt a clothesline, and this results in a double clothesline, splattering both men across the mat. Test makes his way towards D'Lo Brown, and sets him up for a Suplex! D'Lo however, counters and throws Test out of the ring over the top rope. Booker T and Scott Hall have begun to grapple with each other now, and Scott Hall flattens Booker with a backdrop! Test is back in the ring, and gunning for D'Lo Brown. He gives Brown a Big Boot, but on the back of the head. He goes for the cove on D'Lo Brown. 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! D'Lo Brown (allardini) has been eliminated from the match.

Billy Gunn and Kurt Angle have now locked up, as have Kane and Test. Edge and Scott Hall are now reviving themselves, both men using the support of the ropes to help them get to their feet. Angle floors Billy with a dropkick, and Angle then celebrates, but is knocked to his feet by Test, who has just successfully completed the challenge of knocking down Kane with a clothesline. Kane is back on his feet almost immediately though, and smacks Test on the back of the head with his large gigantic fist. Test stumbles and falls over the body of Billy Gunn. Kane notices Billy's body on the ground, so he picks him up and delivers a CHOKESLAME TO BILLY GUNN! 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! Billy Gunn (Ant) is the 6th member to be eliminated from the match.

Scott Hall and Edge have been in combat for ages, but it finally looks like Edge is getting the better of the veteran, Hall. He runs off the ropes, and plants a Spear on Hall! Hall looks to be knocked out finally, but before Edge can go for the cover, Test picks up up and Scoop Slams him out of the ring! OOH! That must have hurt a lot! test turns around, and walks right into an ANGLE SLAM BY KURT ANGLE TO TEST! Test is down on the ground, but before Angle can go for the cover, Kane steps in and plants Kurt with a Big Boot! Suddenly, Booker T appears out of nowhere, and flattens Kane with a huge kick to the face. Scott Hall sneaks up behind Booker, and places him in a Roll-up. 1, 2, 3. Oh! What a shock! Booker T (RM18) has been eliminated by Scott Hall from a roll up.

Now we have 4 competitors left. Scott Hall, Kane, Test and Edge. Edge is knocked out on the outside, after being Scoop Slammed out of the ring by Test. Kane and Scott Hall are up though, and have now locked up in a grapple. Kane throws Hall backwards into the turnbuckle post, and Hall falls out of it, right onto the body of Test, landing his head right in Tests's ghoulies! Ouch! Kane picks up Scott Hall, and plants him with a CHOKESLAM! Kane goes for the cover - 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! Scott Hall (DW) has been eliminated from the match.

Kane, Test and Edge are now the final 3 competitors remaining in what has been a rather short 10-Man-Elimination Match up. Edge is finally getting back to his feet outside the ring, and meanwhile inside the ring, Kane is trying to choke Angle in the corner. Angle gives him a thumb to the eye though, as Edge climbs back into the ring. Angle spots Edge approaching, and dives at him, grabbing Edge around the waist and throwing him down at the ground. A modified Spine Buster there from Kurt Angle! Kane is suddenly right on Angle's case though, and throws him across the ring. Kane tries to pick up Edge by the hair, but Edge gives him a Low Blow, and Kane walks right into an ANGLE SLAM! 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! Kurt Angle has just eliminated The Big Red Machine (Starlight)!

Edge is ready to pounce on Angle in the corner, who is celebrating. Angle climbs down, and Edge runs at him. ANGLE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, AND EDGE HITS THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE POST! Edge bounces backwards, and Angle rolls him up. 1, 2, th, oh! Kick out at the last instant by Edge. Angle holds his head in anger. He picks up Edge by the hair, and gives him an Irish Whip. Edge returns with a counter ready, AND HITS THE SPEAR ON ANGLE!!! He covers - 1, 2, thre.. OH! HE DIDN'T GET IT! Edge now looks disturbed that Angle managed to kick out. Edge picks up Angle, and throws him into the corner, Angle runs out though and plants Edge with a Clothesline! He now heads for the top rope. ANGLE IS ON THE TOP ROPE! MOOOONSAULT! He connects! but in stead of going for the cover, Angle picks up Edge, and PLANTS HIM WITH THE ANGLE SLAM! 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING!

Kurt Angle (Grandprix) has successfully deafeated Edge (Jetster) and is the new No. 1 Contender for the Intercontinental Championship. Angle retreats up the ramp with a huge smirk on his face, as Edge tears his hair out with frustration in the ring.

WINNER: Kurt Angle (Grandprix)

Thanks for reading,
AJ.

As the next SRW PPV, Do or Die, nears ever closer, we have a Fatal Fourway match up tonight to determine the No. 1 Contender for the HardCAW Title. We have an interesting mix of competitors in this match – Grandprix, a former HardCAW champion with a proven pedigree, so he looks to be the favourite going into this contest, but as we all know, matches like this can often be pandemonium, so the outcome is anyone’s guess.

The other combatants in this match up are DW, who in recent weeks as seen his feud with The Jackal (RM18) intensify – after costing him his chance of glory with the LightCAW Title, will lightning strike twice tonight? The other two are former tag team partners and friends whose partnership has soured somewhat following their altercation in the LightCAW rumble Match. Rumour has it that a provisional match between these former friends may take place at the PPV, and I guess the events of match will confirm this, or not.

The referee for this match up will be Teddy Long (Tony), and as Lillian Garcia has just announced to the crowd, and its participants, this match will have HardCAW rules applying, in full spirit of the HardCAW Title. If this is exploited to its fullest, we could be in for a brutal match up.

DEAD STAR BY MUSE HITS, HERE’S DW! DW runs down the ring to a surprisingly good reaction, his burgeoning feud with the dastardly Jackal endearing himself to the SRW faithful somewhat. Walking purposefully down the ramp, DW seems determined to capture some gold. Wait…what the hell? The Jackal (RM18) is making his way to ringside to sit down – I think he’s here to watch the match as a fan, flashing his ticket to security guards!

That could add some spice to the contest, not to mention a distraction for DW, which could prove advantageous to the other competitors. Just as DW stares out The Jackal, KR’s music hits and KR walks down to the ramp to a good reception! It seems that Longy is very much being perceived as the antagonist in this dispute, after eliminating KR from the LightCAW Rumble…

WAIT! LONGY RUNS DOWN THE RAMP AND ATTACKS KR FROM BEHIND!

Longy starts pounding the back of KR! He grabs him by the scruff of the neck and whips him into the railing, to the derision of the nearby fans! He picks up a piece of railing…CRACK! KR staggers back, blood trickling down his forehead already, despite the match not officially started, KR’s music still playing and Grandprix not even entered! Whilst this is going on DW is throwing some chairs, and a garbage can into the ring, even pulling out a table from underneath the ring, which gets a pop!

“FIGHT THE SYSTEM!” bellows out from the loudspeakers, signalling the entrance of Grandprix! He runs down the ramp, passing Longy who is stomping on KR, and slides into the ring, only to be met by the foot of DW, who picks him up and hits an immediate suplex! Grandprix gets up as DW goes for the garbage can and brings it down on the head of Grandprix, denting the side!

Meanwhile, KR is making something of a comeback against Longy’s initial assault and knees him in the gut, he grabs him by the hair and drags him towards the ring, rolling him as the match *finally* begins! KR hits a right hand on DW, then turns and hits Longy again, but is distracted as DW cracks his head with the garbage can! Just as DW turns around he is met by a swift punch to the ribs and a fisherman’s suplex from Grandprix! What a chaotic opening to this match.

Grandprix now turns his attention to Longy, as KR makes a beeline for a fallen DW. Grandprix locks Longy into a painful submission manoeuvre whilst KR, still bleeding profusely, stomps on DW and drags him into the corner, propping him up against the turnbuckle, where he starts ramming his head into the turnbuckle, then shoulder barges him into the side! DW staggers and slumps in the corner as Kr turns and helps Grandprix by breaking up the hold so he can get to Longy! KR, in a spate of fury, starts to headbutt Longy, knocking him to the floor. Just a he turns his head to see DW get to his feet again…

LONGY HITS A LOW BLOW ON KR, just as he did in the LightCAW rumble, and goes for the pin…

1…..

2…..

SMACK! BROKEN UP BY A RECOVERED GRANDPRIX! Grandprix used a dormant steel chair to break up the count. Now he goes for the pin on Longy…

1…..

2…..

BROKEN UP BY DW! HE GOES FOR THE QUICK ROLLUP ON GRANDPRIX….

1…..

2…..

BROKEN UP BY A BLEEDING KR! We’ve just gone full circle! This is exemplifying the difficulty in emerging victorious in a match of this nature, and the winner of this match is going to be fully deserving of this title shot! KR whips Grandprix into the ropes and goes to clothesline him out the ring, but Grandprix reverses and back body drops KR onto the outside! KR gets straight back up from the shock of hitting the outside! Grandprix quickly jumps up the ropes and hits a plancha onto KR! What an amazing display of athleticism!

KR seems to have knocked the back of his head as a result of that plancha and is seemingly in a daze, so Grandprix leaves him and enters back into the ring quickly, spearing Longy! Grandprix is on fire and the crowd are loving it! Grandprix is furiously punching Longy but DW breaks it up, and suddenly DW and Longy are double teaming Grandprix, trying to stop Grandprix’s momentum. Longy puts Grandprix’s head between his thighs and lifts him as DW looks on, holding Grandprix’s head…SPIKE PILEDRIVER! SPIKE PILEDRIVER! THIS IS UNHOLY!

Grandprix lands awkwardly on the floor , but has enough awareness to roll out of the ring as the crowd winces. DW goes to shake Longy’s hand inn an apparent sign of appeasement, but Longy pushes him into the ropes, and signals to get KR instead. DW looks annoyed until he looks where KR is positioned, and he moves to the apron. Longy goes to grab Grandprix, but first starts to set some weapons and tables up in the ring.

DW steps in between the ropes and is positioning himself near KR, to the growing excitement of the crowd but jeering and booing from The Jackal (RM18). Wait…OH MY GOD! DW GOES FOR THE JACKAL! DW, just as he’s about to drop onto KR who is still prone on the outside of the ring as a result of that plancha from Grandprix, instead jumps over the railing into The Jackal (RM18)!

What a manoeuvre! Amazing agility by DW as he flung himself from the apron on to the Jackal, to chants of ”SRW”, “SRW” from the sell-out crowd! The Jackal, smug from costing DW the chance of gold last week isn’t smug anymore! DW is gaining vengeance from being cost the LightCAW Title and is beating the crap out of The Jackal! The two fight through the crowd and disappear out of sight!

Longy is setting up the table in the ring, with Grandprix and KR still recovering! Grandprix is up to his feet first, only to walk into a stiff punch by Longy, knocking Grandprix to the floor. But Grandprix picks up the dormant steel chair, as he gets up…CRACK! Across the forehead of Longy, knocking him on to the table! Longy seems to be out cold, and Grandprix swivels round…

….only to be met by a KR SLAM DDT by KR! The ref makes the count…

1…….

2……. (this could be an amazing victory for KR…)

KICK OUT! KICK OUT BY GRANDPRIX!

Grandprix gets to his feet and hits a clothesline on a stunned KR! Irish whip…straight into the THE FINISH LINE! FINISH LINE BY GRANDPRIX, NEARLY DECAPITATING KR! KR has been knocked doolally by that move. Oh God no…Grandprix picks up KR, into the powerbomb position, what he calls the ‘Pit Stop’…

POWERBOMB THROUGH LONGY AND THE TABLE!! SENSATIONAL!!

Grandprix just powerbombed KR through Longy and the wooden table! He leans against both Longy and a fallen KR as referee Teddy Long makes the count…

1………

2………

3!!!!! GRANDPRIX IS THE NO.1 CONTENDER FOR THE HARDCAW TITLE!!
It’s gonna be Scotty the Doggy (Figo), the HardCAW Champion, against Grandprix, the new No.1 Contender at SRW Do Or Die - don’t miss it!

SRW has returned! The upcoming match is between the CAW Tag champions, The Elements, and The Star Blasters. RawisAndy (Starlight) has been getting increased involvement in recent weeks and months and has been becoming a force. His partner, Ice Blaster, hasn’t been as lucky. He’s been the CAW whipping boy for a long time.

We have the (usual) backstage segment and it features Reaver (Ant) and his tag partner. They seem to be playing darts. Reaver seems very relaxed.

“I’m so happy Jetster. Things are really starting to turn my way. I have one half of the tag titles and we are really starting to become the best tag team in the history of this CAW division. I’m so happy, I’m going to make an announcement about tonight’s match in the ring!”

(I wonder what that is going to be about.)

“Hey, Reaver! I just checked out 141!”

“Damn you!”

We have a quick segment with RIA and IB.

“Ice Blaster! Get the hell out of that fridge! We’ve got a title to win!”

“Chill out Andy!”

(Oh, the hilarity)

The Elements music hits and out come Reaver (Ant) and Jetster with evil smiles and titles galore. The crowd boo in disapproval of these talented entertainers. They climb into the ring and Reaver grabs a mic.

“Before we send our opponents into space, (smirks at Jetster) I am declaring that any CAW that interferes in this match will be fired! I just wanted to share a little happiness with all of you!”

The Star Blasters come out to a fairly muted reception but a few cheers can be heard. It looks like Jetster and Ice Blaster will get this tag match underway.

Jetster and Ice Blaster lock up in a test of strength. Jetster forces Ice Blaster into the corner and the ref orders the break. Jetster does a cheap shot further pushing the crowd on the Star Blasters side. Jetster gestures to the crowd, Ice Blaster sneaks up behind, Jetster turns into a huge right hand, then another! Jetster falls into the corner and Ice Blaster stomps away.

Ice Blaster grabs Jetster and pulls him to his tag partner. Tag to RIA (Starlight). RIA with a shot to the midsection, he follows up with an Irish whip, reversal, RIA ducks a clothesline attempt and slides out of the ring, Jetster looks for the tag to Reaver (Ant), Reaver falls face first on to the apron, RIA swings through the bottom rope and sweeps Jetster’s legs away. Cover, 1… 2…

KICK OUT! It was rather comfortable. RIA sprints up the turnbuckle and plants Jetster with a flying face buster. RIA tags Ice Blaster, Ice Blaster climbs the turnbuckle, the Ice Bomb! Cover, 1… 2…

REAVER SPLITS IT UP! He is getting a little frustrated. Ice Blaster climbs the turnbuckle again, he leaps, Overhead Belly to belly suplex by Jetster! Jetster is struggling to get to the corner, Ice Blaster grabs his leg, Jetster goes for the enziguri, Ice Blaster ducked, Ice Blaster rams Jetster’s knee into the mat! It’s not going the tag champs way at the moment!

Jetster is in agony at the moment. Ice Blaster applies a complicated looking leg submission and tweaks that knee a bit more. Ice Blaster tags in RIA and he leaps onto the turnbuckle, Oooh! He missed a frog splash! Jetster tags in Reaver (Ant)! Reaver is stomping away on RIA (Starlight); Ice Blaster comes in and gets knocked down. Reaver goes back to work on RIA, he leans RIA on the ropes, bounces off the ropes, OOOH! A huge running dropkick almost takes RIA’s head clean off! RIA tumbles to the outside.

Reaver is like a man possessed! He baseball slides a recovering RIA and whips him into the steel steps. Reaver grabs a chair! What is going through his head? Jetster pulls the chair out of his hands! Why? They exchange evil smiles, which seems to convey a message and Reaver continues destroying RIA using the ring steps.

The ref urges them to return to the ring and Reaver rolls a limp RIA in the ring. Reaver hooks up RIA in the DDT position, he signals, RIA REVERSES INTO A PIN! 1… 2…

KICK OUT! More shock value I feel. Reaver (Ant) immediately gets to his feet and goes to kick RIA (Starlight), RIA grabs hold of the leg, trips up Reaver, OOOH! Numerous low blows to Reaver! He won’t be having kids any time soon! RIA makes the signal! He lines his finisher up, NO! Reaver grabs the leg and trip RIA up. Reaver put RIA in the catapult position, NO! The ref couldn’t get out of the way! All hell has broken loose!

RIA is checking on the ref, Reaver spots a charging Ice Blaster, kick to the midsection, DDT DRIVER! Jetster pushes RIA out of the ring! The crowd are screaming for some reason! Reaver and Jetster raise their arms aloft, IT’S THE HARDY BOYS (Ice Blaster and Grandprix)!!!

Matt (Grandprix) takes Jetster and Jeff (Ice Blaster) takes Reaver (Ant). Jetster flies to the outside! Reaver is getting the better of Jeff Hardy, Matt from behind, kick to the midsection, TWIST OF FATE! Jeff climbs up, SWANTON BOMB! Matt drags Ice Blaster on Reaver! We’ve got new champs! The ref is stirring as the Hardys walk up the ramp. The ref makes the count… 1… 2…

KICK OUT! REAVER KICKED OUT! The ref has no idea who is legal anymore. RIA (Starlight) is in the ring and checks on Ice Blaster who hasn’t moved much since the DDT Driver. RIA turns round, THE MONEY MAKER! Reaver crawls over and makes the cover! Ice Blaster is moving… 1… 2…

3!!! HOW COME ICE BLASTER DIDN’T SPLIT IT UP? We have a replay of what happened. Jetster, after doing the finisher, went to the outside and grabbed hold of Ice Blaster’s leg. That was a smart move from Jetster. The Hardys (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) are still up the ramp and stare down the champs at the bottom of the ramp.

WINNERS: REAVER (ANT) AND JETSTER

*This match is from ages ago, but as we are starting SRW again I thought this would be a nice way to get it up and running again*

Welcome to Eclipse, and we have a unique match up for you tonight! This is the very first Rumble Cage Match, a match employing some of the skills in both types of matches, but fused together in the most exciting way. The match will be amongst eight of SRW’s finest competitors – with some champions and rivals involved, we should witness an explosive night of action and entertainment! And this is what they are fighting for…

*buxom bikini-clad babe holds up the re-designed LightCAW title*

That’s right folks, the vacant LightCAW title will be vacant no more after tonight’s events. As the cage is gradually lowered into the ring, Howard ‘The Coward’ Finkel (watch RAW) picks up the microphone and educates the audience on the rules of this inimitable contest.

“This match is scheduled as a Rumble Cage match. Two of the eight competitors will start off in the ring at the beginning of the match, and at a set interval more wrestlers will enter the cage. The winner of the match will be the competitor who can scale the wall of the cage and touch both feet at the ground below. Incorporating the rumble aspect, competitors can be eliminated in this match by either pinfall or submission.”

The Rat (allardini) comes down the ring to a decent ovation from the crowd, who haven’t seen The Rat around a lot recently, but are looking forward to his contribution tonight as he seeks to make an impact. We are still anticipating his initial foe! Who is it? Let’s wait and see…

Longy! Longy, who emerged victorious in the recent Over the Top Rope Caw match that saw seven of SRW’s …ahem… ‘less successful’ sent to Oxford Valley Wrestling for training. His victory, a somewhat controversial one as he was aided by his long time friend and partner KR (I think they’re tag partners as well :D) which meant he retained his place in SRW. Longy comes down the ramp to a surprising pop.

The cage is lowered down around them as the door is hinged open, ready for the entrance of the other superstars who will enter at various intervals. DING DING DING! The Rat scurries over to the cage wall and tries to get an early victory! Surprising tactic, but one that doesn’t wash with Longy as he pulls The Rat (allardini) down and starts hitting him with some body blows. Longy, seemingly refreshed with new initiative after his recent win, grabs his arm and whips him into the ropes…SPINEBUS**TER!

Powerful early move by Longy, who makes the first pinfall attempt – 1….2…. Shoulder up! Close pinfall attempt, but The Rat quickly springs to his feet and hits a clothesline across the body of Longy. Wait…here’s the countdown to our next adversary! 10, 9, 8… The Rat is still stomping on Longy and picks him up… 7,6,5,4… The Rat (allardini) lifts him and sets him in the piledriver position! 3…2…1! IT’S KR!! KR runs down the ramp to aid his friend! Longy, invigorated by the sound of his music, takes advantage of The Rat’s distraction and reverses the move into a backbody drop… AND KR HITS LONGY INS**TEAD!!

What impact, he had a whole ramp’s worth of momentum behind that takedown! KR thought he was going to hit The Rat, but by that time Longy had already taken him out and KR hit him instead. Longy slowly gets to his knees as KR goes to apologise…LOW BLOW BY LONGY TO KR! LONGY JUS**T TOOK OUT HIS BES**T FRIEND, EVEN AFTER HE KEPT HIM IN SRW! This is heinous! Longy gets up and goes for the pin…1……2…….3!!!!!

LONGY HAS ELIMINATED KR!!

Longy rolls KR out of the ring and turns around triumphantly, but has his legs swept away from a recovered Rat (allardini)! OUCH! Longy falls back and slams the back of his head into the steel mesh! The Rat pulls him away from the side and ascends the top turnbuckle… SWANTON LEG DROP! The Rat hits his spectacular finisher on Longy, and hooks his leg…
1…..2……..3!!!

THE RAT HAS ELIMINATED LONGY!!

Phew! What a couple of minutes we’ve had! As The Rat tries to recuperate, the countdown begins again to our next challenger! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, The Rat runs to the side of the cage in an attempt to win the title…5, 4, 3, 2, 1….Suddenly, a voice booms out of the Titantron…”Tell me, what is on your mind…” - IT’S THE PSYCHIATRIS**T!!

The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) enters the cage and pulls The Rat from the steel wiring, causing him to crash to the canvas down below! I think this may be one bump too far for The Rat (allardini), who looks like he fell awkwardly! The Psychiatrist goes for the pinfall….1…..2…..3!!

THE PSYCHIATRIS**T HAS ELIMINATED THE RAT!!

What a start to this match up from The Psychiatrist, eliminating the Rat after about a minute! This has displayed how important it is to enter this competition at the right time, as The Rat might have kicked out of the pinfall attempt had he not been involved in proceedings earlier. As The Psychiatrist waits, pumped, in the centre of the ring, the crowd begin the chant for the next opponent…

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…’Dead Star’ booms around the arena…it’s DW!!

DW runs to the ring with a new sense of purpose. He slides under the ropes in the open section of the cage, only to get stomped on the head by The Psychiatrist! A vicious attack early on, before DW gets the chance to regain his bearings. The Psychiatrist (Mike All) goes to stomp on his head again, but DW counters and pulls The Psychiatrist out of the cage. DW grabs him by the neck and smack! Shoves his face in the cage opn the outside of the ring, I didn’t expect an outside brawling in this match up, the title won’t be won that way! DW is brutally rubbing The Psychiatrist face against the cage, busting him open!

The Psychiatrist has a small cut know which has a trickle of blood running down his face. DW, showing a more vicious side to his character (which is causing the crowd to boo him even more) grabs him by the neck and rolls him into the ring, and puts him in the cobra clutch immediately, but The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) manages to summon the strength, as he is still relatively fresh, to grab the ropes. Both men get to their feet, but DW is quickest again and hits a clothesline on The Psychiatrist. DW picks him up and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle, charges at him, but the Psychiatrist moves out the way and starts hitting furious punches as the countdown starts again!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, both men are still bawling in the ring, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…’WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!’ IT’S SCOTTY THE DOGGY!

S**TD (Figo) runs in to a great reaction and stomps on both men, who get up and eye this new competitor! DW goes to attack S**TD, but turns and hits a DDT on The Psychiatrist as S**TD looks on! The Psychiatrist collapses, his face now blood red from that earlier attack. Just as DW looks up he is met by a knee to the gut by S**TD, who hits an early suplex, followed swiftly by an elbow drop. S**TD goes for the Strike, but DW counters and hits DDDW!! DW JUS**T HIT THE DDDW ON S**TD!!

DW drops for the count and hooks the leg…WTF!?!? THE JACKAL (RM18) RUNS IN AND BREAKS UP THE COUNT! HE PICKS UP DW – JACKAL KNIFE POWERBOMB!! The Jackal then escapes through the crowd again! The Psychiatrist leans over and drapes the arm over DW….1…..2…….3!!!

THE PSYCHIATRIS**T HAS ELIMINATED DW!!

The Psychiatrist now drapes his arm over a fallen S**TD…

1….

2….

KICK OUT! UNBELIEVABLE!

What an action packed last few moments we’ve had! DW is up and can’t believe he’s been eliminated! DW looked in control as he went to pin S**TD, but The Jackal ran in and stopped the count, then led to DW being eliminated himself! Looks like the growing feud between these two is not over by any means…

Meanwhile, The Psychiatrist tried to eliminate S**TD as well, but S**TD kicked out amazingly at the last second! Blood covering his face, The Psychiatrist picks up the legs of S**TD, and then catapults him into the cage, as the countdown begins again…

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA-A-A-A!! IT’S CONG MAN!

The Cong Man is well received, as he sprints into the cage and hits the Banana split on an unsuspecting Psychiatrist! The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) and Cong Man then start brawling in the ring as S**TD slowly recovers. Cong Man hits some stiff left hands to the Psychiatrist, who is dazed, only for Cong Man to ascend the turnbuckle and hit a tiltawhirl flying head scissors, to the enrapture of the crowd who clap this dazzling display of technical wrestling. S**TD is still practically motionless in the ring as the count starts again…10, 9, 8 7, Cong Man is punishing The Psychiatrist, who has been through a lot in this match up, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… IT’S REAVER (ANT)!!

S**TD (Figo) is beaten up by starts climbing the cage in the corner, but no-one is taking any notice! Cong Man immediately drops The Psychiatrist upon hearing this music and goes to hit Reaver, then turns and quickly starts scrambling the cage, to try and win the title! Cong Man climbs it pretty quickly, but Reaver is after him! He grabs Cong Man’s foot and tugs it, will he pull him down…NO! They climb even further and Cong Man is on the other side, and if he drops will win the title! Oh God no… Reaver is getting Cong Man into a suplex position…the crowd gasp…REAVER (ANT) IS SUPLEXING CONG MAN BACK INTO THE RING!

HOLY CRAP! OH MY GOD! BOTH MEN FALL OFF FROM NEAR THE TOP OF THE CAGE! HOLY SH*T! The crowd go wild at this insanity! This is unholy! The Psychiatrist, for the third time dammit, drapes his arm over again from a prone position, this time Cong Man, and goes for the pin….1…….2……3!!

THE PSYCHIATRIS**T (MikeAll) HAS ELIMINATED CONG MAN!!

Reaver (Ant) is down but rises slowly to his feet and the crowd’s surprise! Reaver walks over to The Psychiatrist as S**TD, clutching his side, slowly climbs the cage! Reaver walks over to The Psychiatrist and drags him up , setting him in the right position for his finisher, blissfully unaware of S**TD, until he sees him out of the corner of his eye! BUT AS HE’S DIS**TRACTED, THE PYSCHIATRIS**T DOES A QUICK ROLL UP PIN!! 1……2……3!!!!

AMAZING! THE PYSCHIATRIS**T HAS ELIMINATED REAVER!!

What a display by The Psychiatrist, eliminating three people, each one unexpectedly, from this match up! By The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) can’t rest, as S**TD has climbed over the top. The Psychiatrist, rejuvenated from his success, climbs the cage, and is gaining ground as he’s about 20lbs lighter! Both men are nearly at the bottom, both of them drop…AND BOTH APPEAR TO HAVE LANEDED AT THE SAME TIME!!

S**TD (Figo) has been handed the title, still clutching his side, while The Psychiatrist is furious, he thinks he landed first, not to mention pinning three people during the course of the match! S**TD shows the title to the crowd but The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) walks over and hits the Psychoanalyser! PSYCHOANALYSER TO S**TD!! The Psychiatrist looks at the belt, blood covering his face giving him a demonic look, and drops it on S**TD’s broken body! What a match, what an ending! Look out for the ramifications of this match in SRW!!

Winner, and new LightCAW Champion: S**TD (Figo)

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Note from me: This match has served a dual purpose. As it’s my PPV this month I have used this to set up some key feuds, including Jackal/DW, a breaking partnership in Longy/KR, and a feud over this title between S**TD and The Psychiatrist, who is slowly starting a heel turn. All of these storylines could culminate at matches at the PPV, and will be developed at the upcoming Eclipses, so feel free to write promos.

Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed it.

King: “So what’s up next?”

JR: “Erm, break time I think before the next match”

King: “Great, pass the barbecue sauce then”

JR: “Erm, that’s my line isn’t it?”

King: “Damn those script writers they’ve mixed our lines up again”

5..4..3..2..1..............BOOM!!
Chris Jericho’s music hits to a mixed reaction! Some fans cheer while others boo, Chris Jericho (Figo) comes out from behind the curtains and stands atop the ramp, as he begins to walk down the isle despite if a fan is cheering him or boo’ing him he taunts them all. Jericho climbs onto ringside and poses for the camera wielding fans (so nearly all of em) and shows off a little more before entering the ring and grabbing a mic.

“Long time no see”

*Most of the crowd burst into massive cheers while Y2J paces the ring looking disgusted with them all and his face gets all screwed up with anger.

“Now listen up, it seems to me that the fat cats in the back don’t seem to recognise talent when they see it and I’m here to make a stand! I’m out here tonight because I want to make it public that Chris Jericho has had enough! Had enough of not being put into matches, had enough of little attention and credit and had enough of being treated like a second hand piece of trash!”

*There is an uncomfortable silence as Y2J paces the ring looking at the fans, there is a bitter mood in the air caused by Y2J’s strong speech.

“Well? I hope you all know that I’m not leaving this ring until something is done, you jackass’s in the back better do something otherwise you’ll be seeing a lot more of Chris Jericho than you ever expected”

*The crowd boo and hope for someone to come out and do something

RVD’s (Rickoss) music hits to a huge uproar of cheers!
Fans go wild as RVD comes out on stage and holds a mic to his mouth.

RVD needs to wait as the fans quite down but Jericho buts in

“What on earth do you want, this is my time!”

*RVD begins to walk down the ramp rather hurriedly.

“Why Chris Jericho, I’m here for exactly the same reason as you are”

There is a pause as RVD climbs into the ring

“I too am here because of my lack of recognition, I mean I’m R V D, I may be laid back but hell I can still perform with the best of them yet I’m kept there in the back or jobbing to others, err I mean being put in matches with a bunch of no-bodys!”

*Jericho leans over to RVD and whispers in his ear

“Where’s Benoit? I thought he was doing this promo”

“I had to fill in, Benoit getting his teeth fixed”

“Heh, heh, he does need that sorting though doesn’t he”

“I heard at weekends he stands outside Macdonalds with a long coat on constantly smiling and people give him money!”

*The two burst out laughing and the crowd gets confused as they have no idea what’s going on

“Ahem! But YOU Jericho get enough praise already! Y2J the first ever Undisputed Champion! And you complain? Whereas I have never been champion.”

“That’s obviously because you didn’t deserve it! We’ve both had our chances and whereas you fell short as always I, CHRIS JERICHO! Grabbed that opportunity and became the first Undisputed Champion! And now I’m looking for my next shot, so if you don’t mind this ring is for legends only, get out!”

*Bzzzt, RVD drops the mic and looks at Y2J

Jericho (Scott Giles) too drops this and the two come face to face, the inevitable is about to happen, the crowd comes to life with cheers and chants of RVD (Rickoss)!

They stay face to face for a few seconds (excellent picture moment), the crowd are still going mental, then RVD and Jericho both pull back a right hand ready to hit home, they swing in and............ SHAKE HANDS! WHAT! What the hell was that! Both men shake hands with huge grins on their faces, the crowd is roaring with confusement, what the hell was that?

RVD then turns to stand next to Y2J! This can’t be! RVD and Chris Jericho! Oh my god, I can’t believe this, they’re, they’re together.

Jericho picks up a mic

“Heh, heh, heh, so what do you think about that then huh”

*There is a loud yet totally confused roar, the crowd too are in shock!

“Just as I thought, we RVD and I had had it up to here, we’re tired of not being recognised so I say to you all, to the world, say hello to my NEW run in partner!!”

*Huge roars fill the arena!

The two then hug and together leave the ring, what is RVD doing? Joining with Jericho this can’t be? They leave together up the ramp, the crowd beginning to boo now, Jericho turns around for one more gloating pose and VANDAMINATOR, WOAH!!! OH MY GOD JERICHO OFF THE STAGE!! WHAM!! RVD, RVD, RVD!! Jericho fell all the way to the floor below of the stage! Now what’s going on!? The crowd are cheering like mad and going crazy for RVD!

RVD picks up his mic

“Did you really think I would join with you Jericho? With you Mr Gloatful, well I’m presuming your going to be pretty annoyed when you finally get up so what say you “get your revenge” come our next PPV, me Vs you, any match you want and I’ll accept Mr Undisputed Champion!”

The crowd are still going wild for RVD! What are his intentions here?

(Looks like you’ll have to wait until next time and I’ll tell you then)

RVD leaves the arena as paramedics run out, what a brutal side to RVD we’ve just witnessed.

Thanks for reading
Starlight the ruler

Good afternoon, and welcome to today's SRW match, where today we've got one of our new and upcoming stars, JobyOne making his debut against the young but fairly experienced RawisAndy. This match should be a cracker! Enjoy.

*BadBoy4Life blares around the arena to the arrival of JobyOne* Here comes the rather large figure of JobyOne, dressed all in black. He is recieving lots of cheers, although, from the look on his face it doesn't look like he wants any. "Weighing in at 300lbs, JOBY...ONE (er-no)." He climbs into the ring and walks around it, before focusing on the entrance ramp, where he will first see the superstar he is making his debut against.

*RawisAndy's music hits* and here comes the superstar that JobyOne shall be facing today in the ring. RawisAndy (Starlight) struts down the ramp to a large clutter of cheers. He slides into the ring, and JobyOne begins to pound on him immedietly. DING DING DING!

The match is underway. JobyOne stomps down on RawisAndy a few times, before giving him a hard elbow drop into the back! He picks up RawisAndy, and gives him a rake to the eye. JobyOne throws RawisAndy off the ropes and runs towards him, delivering a hard knee into the stomach, that must've hurt. He goes for the quick pin fall. 1, and a kickout right at one from RawisAndy. He delivers a few more hard punches to the head of RIA, and picks him up again. JobyOne sets up RIA for a suplex, and lifts him with ease. He holds RIA in the air in a stall suplex. Still holding, still holding, still holding, WHAM! He finally allows himself to fall backwards, slamming RawisAndy's mat into the canvas! JobyOne goes for the cover. 1, 2, th.. and a kickout right before 3 from RIA.

JobyOne gets up, looking at the ref with anger shown on his face. He stomps on RIA a few times, and then picks him up by the hair again. JobyOne thows RIA into the corner, and runs at him, planting a hard clothesline on RIA. He repeats this in the opposite corner, before backing away so that RIA can stumble out of the corner into his grasp. JobyOne catches RIA around the waist, and gives him a hard BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! What a B-B Suplex there from JobyOne! He's certainly controlling this match now. He goes for the cover on RawisAndy. 1, 2, and a kickout from RIA. JobyOne possibly took too long to make the cover there.

He is picking up RIA again, but RIA gives him 3 elbows into the ribs, and a hard chop to the knee to get him down onto his knees. RIA leaps to his feet, bounces off the ropes and dropkicks JobyOne right in the face as he is getting up. An "OOH!" from the crowd echoes around the arena after that one. RIA (Starlight) jumps onto the top rope, a la Rob Van Dam, and turns around, taunting JobyOne (er-no) to get to his feet. RawisAndy isn't normally the high flying type, but he JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE, DELIVERING A CROSSBODY TO JOBYONE! Incredible! This one's surely over as he rolls into a cover. 1, 2, and a kickout from JobyOne. Amazing display of strength and resiliance from our debuting star here!

RIA (Starlight) gets to his feet quickly, and attempts to gain some momentum from the crowd. He runs off the ropes, ducks under a clothesline from JobyOne (er-no), AND PLANTS JOBYONE WITH A FACECRUSHER! His face went flying right into the canvas there! RIA picks up JobyOne by the hair, and attempts to give him an Irish Whip. JobyOne runs at RIA as he bounces off the ropes, only to recieve a powerful baseball slide to the knee. Ouch! That must've hurt.. BUT WAIT A MINUTE! REAVER (Ant) HAS APPEARED FROM UNDER THE TITANTRON, AND IS MAKING HIS WAY DOWN TO RINGSIDE! RIA has his eyes locked on Reaver, and OOOOOOHH! He just got low blowed by JobyOne! RIA was completely focusing on Reaver and leaving JobyOne unattended.

JobyOne sets RIA up for a Back Drop, and WHAM! He connects with it. JobyOne doesn't go for the cover though, but instead, picks RIA (Starlight) up by the hair and throws him into the corner roughly. JobyOne runs at the corner, and proceeds to squashing RIA right inside it! He's now trying to put RIA on the top rope. He places RIA on the top rope, but RIA counters and pushes him backwards off it onto the hard mat below! He looks as if he is about to jump onto JobyOne (er-no) but then Reaver (Ant) then shouts something in the direction of RawisAndy, who stops and looks at him. As this is happening, JobyOne is making his way slowly to his feet. RIA loses eye contact with Reaver and jumps off, but JobyOne catches him in mid-air, in a powerbomb position, AND PLANTS HIM WITH A VIOLENT POWERBOMB! WHAT A POWERBOBM THERE BY JOBYONE! He goes for the cover, 1, 2, 3. JobyOne picks up the victory in a great display, although even though Reaver didn't make physical contact with RIA, you can't help but admit he played a part in this victory for JobyOne. Reaver is wandering back up the ramp, but a figure sprints straight past him!

WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES THE JACKAL (RM18)! He slides into the ring with a cane, and starts smacking RIA on the back with it, as RIA tries to get to his feet. CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! 3 massive smacks to the back with that cane by The Jackal! Reaver (Ant) is laughing as The Jackal continues to destroy RIA with that stick! JobyOne seems to be leaving the ring now, but no, he's only just getting a chair. What is he going to do with that? JobyOne tells RIA to stop with the beating, and sets the chair out flat in the ring. He picks up RawisAndy (Starlight), and DELIVERS THE TER-NOMINATER ONTO A CHAIR! The crowd are chanting at JobyOne and The Jackal. "A-hole! A-Hole A-Hole!" can be heard all around the arena, but wait, here comes some guy wearing a silver and blue suit with a silver mask to match! He slides into the ring with a chair, and starts delivering blows to RIA and JobyOne. He has that same strange symbol on his silver suit that appeared on the TitanTron a couple of weeks back during that tag match between The hardyz and Chuck and Billy.

This masked character cleams house of The Jackal (RM18) and JobyOne (er-no), and Reaver (ant) can be seen scuttling off the stage quickly so that he doesn't get caught up in this fray. As a stretcher comes on to treat RIA (Starlight), the masked guy can be seen chasing JobyOne and The Jackal up the stage and away from RIA with a chair. Who is this masked character related to the symbol we saw 2 weeks back? What role did Reaver play in all of this? Are The Jackal and JobyOne going to become a dominant partnership? Will RawisAndy be fit for next week's Eclipse? Check out next week when Eclipse returns.

AJ.