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UNDISPUTED SRW TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERS FINAL:
Kane (Starlight) vs Rob Van Dam (AfroJoe)
Written by LL Cool TT

Last week on SRW Eclipse, we saw two stunning, and I mean stunning matches between six men. Only two would progress to tonight’s final, out of Goldberg(Cong Man), Jericho(Figo), Cactus Jack(RM18), RVD(AJ), Kane(Starlight) and Stone Cold(DW), and we know who they are, but let’s take you back to last week, in the first match, where a most extraordinary ending determined the contender from that bracket:

Austin (DW) is down! Jericho (Figo) is down! Van Dam (Afrojoe) is on the turnbuckle. He just went for the Five Star Frog Splash on Jericho but.....he moved!

Jericho slowly gets up and LOCKS IN THE WALLS OF JERICHO ON VAN DAM!! Will he tap out?!

He looks to be in a lot of pain. He tries to get nearer to the ropes but to no avail... He's about to tap.....STUNNER! STONE COLD STUNNER ON JERICHO!! Austin (DW) goes for the cover.

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Oh, but Jericho (Figo), somehow, kicks out!! How did he do that!?!

The frustrated Austin picks Jericho back up and hits ANOTHER STUNNER!! He goes for the cover again. Thats All, surely..

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NO!! Van Dam breaks up the count WITH A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ON BOTH AUSTIN AND JERICHO!! Austin (DW) rolls out of the ring in pain as Van Dam (Afrojoe) gets the cover on Jericho (Figo)..


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3! No man could withstand the Stunner and the Five Star Frog Splash. Jericho (Figo) is no exception. A great effort was shown by all three men in this match-up. It showed! The only question is now, "Can RVD (Afrojoe) beat the champion".

But that wasn’t all Eclipse had to offer that night. The three other competitors vying for the shot at the top spot put on a sterling match to find our No. 1 Contenders Match tonight, and let’s bring you the end of that spectacle:

SMACK! Kane(Starlight) just kicked Goldberg(Cong Man) right in that huge cut in his head! Goldberg is paralysed in pain, while Kane picks Cactus Jack(RM18) up, and puts him on his shoulders…POWERSLAM! Cactus Jack is now lying prone near the turnbuckle, but Kane has turned his attention to Goldberg(Cong Man), who is still holding his head in pain. Kane(Starlight) pushes him into the corner, and starts pummelling away on Goldberg! Kane backs off, taunting Goldberg. Goldberg runs at him, but is caught, as Kane walks over to the corner with Cactus Jack in it, and PLANTS GOLDBERG ON TOP OF CACTUS JACK! That looked very painful for both Cactus Jack(RM18) and Goldberg(Cong Man), but Kane(Starlight) clearly now has the upper hand. He drags Cactus away from the ropes to the centre of the ring, and covers him for the pin:


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KICK OUT! Cactus Jack(RM18) has kicked out, and Kane is furious! He storms over to Goldberg, and proceeds to try and open up that cut! He’s punching, kicking, even biting it to inflict more pain on his opponent. Nick Patrick breaks up the assualt after a long five-count, much to the displeasure of the fans. Kane(Starlight) definitely has the backing of the crowd here tonight. But will that be enough? Goldberg(Cong Man) has been brought to his feet by Kane, and now Kane seems to be going for the powerbomb to hell! Goldberg is lifted to Kane’s shoulders, and now…BOOM! An almighty powerbomb, which shook the ring to its very foundations! Kane goes for the pinfall:


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CRASH! Cactus Jack(RM18) leapt on top of them, and now has picked Kane(Starlight) up by his hair, and is readying him for the DOUBLE-ARM DDT! SMACK! OOOOOHHHHH! Good Lord, Kane’s head landed right on Goldberg(Cong Man)’s skull! Kane and Goldberg have probably been knocked out, but Cactus Jack is so fatigued by this contest that he can’t make a cover either! All three men are down, as Nick Patrick administers the ten-count:

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9-WOAH! Goldberg(Cong Man) has just leapt up in a Cruiserweight style kip-up! He’s gone mad, and I reckon the adrenaline is flowing! He picks up Cactus Jack(RM18), only to clothesline him down again with authority! Kane(Starlight) is picked up, as Goldberg goes for a belly-to-back suplex…into a sidewalk slam! Goldberg again picks Cactus Jack up, and has thrown him into the ropes, getting ready for a STIFF SPINNING HEEL KICK! That looked bad, Cactus Jack(RM18)’s head just smacked the mat hard, and before the rest of his body caught up with it, too! Goldberg(Cong Man) rolls the fallen Foley to the outside, and seizes Kane(Starlight)’s head. He throws his left arm over Kane’s head, and you know what’s coming! Goldberg lifts Kane in the air in an amazing show of total body strength, but, but now he’s losing his balance, he can’t keep Kane up much longer, can he? Just slam him, Bill! For the love of the Lord, slam his body down now! No, no, Kane(Starlight) has turned and landed behind Goldberg(RM18), but still with a hold on Goldberg’s head…Oh my God! He’s lifted Goldberg backwards, into position for an unholy, hellacious Tombstone! It’s gotta be…BAM! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER TO GOLDBERG! Kane makes the cover:


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3! He’s done it! Kane has won this unbelievable war on SRW Eclipse! Any of the three men could have won it, but Kane showed the most determination I’ve seen in a long while! Kane goes through to the final, to battle it out for the No.1 contenders spot at the SRW Heavyweight Title!

And so, we are here tonight, waiting for the first competitor in this match. Remember, pinfalls, submissions or DQs will result in one person going to Spun Out to face the SRW Champion, The Rock(Starlight)! Howard Finkel enters the ring…

Finkel: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the No.1 contender’s spot for the Undisputed SRW Heavyweight Championship! The first competitor-

BOOM!

Kane’s music erupts, and the Big Red Machine(Starlight) approaches the ring with the sort of determination one might expect of fighting for your life, not just a shot at a belt, although this may be Kane’s only goal in life at this moment in time. He climbs over the top rope, into the ring, stops in the centre, and now he’s calling on the fires of hell…

BOOM!

The ring has been bathed in hellfire and brimstone! The arena is drowning in a reservoir of red light, and now we await the entry of the spectacular-

BANG! ONE OF A KIND! RVD(AJ) makes his way to the ring, pushed along by a Mexican wave of cheers! This guy is so incredibly popular, he’s almost reached the fan saturation point of ECW where everybody loved him! He’s his usual cocky self as he heads towards his opponent, and rolls into the ring, walking towards Kane(Starlight), and…on no, this isn’t a good idea, Rob! The thumbs are up, and it’s R-V-D! Kane(Starlight) cannot be pleased with this show of disrespect, but at the moment he refuses to move, just watching RVD as he prances about the ring, hot-dogging to all his fans. But now Kane moves, and WHAM! Strong clubbing right-hand to the back of RVD, and RVD folds to the outside!

Kane(Starlight) follows Van Dam(AJ) to the outside of the ring, grabs his head by the hair and rams it into the guard barrier! Good Lord, Van Dam could be out already, but no, he’s gingerly moving back to his feet, with Kane(Starlight) just glaring evilly. Van Dam(AJ) is having to use the guard barrier for support, and his match may not last long. In fact, does he even know where he is at this point? My guess is-

OOF! RVD(AJ) nails a strong savat kick to Kane(Starlight)’s gut, and the whole thing was a ploy by Van Dam to lull Kane into a false sense of security! Van Dam(AJ) turns his back to Kane(Starlight), leaps like a cat onto the black guard barrier, and hits a BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT PRESS ONTO KANE! Wonderful attack by Van Dam, as usual, and Kane was helpless! RVD(AJ) foolishly turns to the fans, thumbs at the ready, R-V-D! The crowd may appreciate it, but I think it’s stupid for someone as amazingly athletic as Van Dam to ignore his opponent when he could be capitalising on his opportunity! Idiot! Never mind, Kane(Starlight) is back up and goes to attack RVD(AJ), but Van Dam runs away with his tail between his legs, either that or it’s another very clever ploy. RVD is running around the ring, doing laps! He’s on his third way round now, but he slows slightly, jumps on the guard rail and NAILS KANE WITH A HUGE FLYING SUPERKICK! Incredible!

Van Dan(AJ) clearly has his wits about him tonight, he’s out-foxing Kane(Starlight) at every turn! He climbs back in the ring now, taunting his opponent and hamming it up to his fans! Van Dam stands on the second rope, pointing at Kane(Starlight) and telling him to bring it! RVD(AJ) turns away and looks for more support from the fans, but Kane sits up, and rolls into the ring, making headway for the cocky RVD! Wait a second, he’s got RVD up in an inverted scoop slam position, and slams RVD down! RVD(AJ) is clutching at his chin, while Kane(Starlight) drags him to his feet, and whips him into the ropes…Van Dam runs back towards Kane, but Kane(Starlight) twists Van Dam around…could be a tilt-a-whirl slam here, but NO! A TILT-A-WHIRL INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! RVD’s wife recoils in horror in fear of his nether-regions, but Kane(Starlight) pays no attention to RVD’s matrimonial predicament, instead kicking Van Dam(AJ)’s head back into the mat, before going for the first cover of this match:

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KICK OUT! I didn’t think that that would have put away RVD(AJ), but his high-flying may have been cut to a minimum after that strong attack to the…well you saw it! Kane(Starlight) picks up RVD once again, and whips him into the ropes, but RVD reverses with a kick to the stomach, and now Van Dam(AJ) applies an arm-wringer to Kane(Starlight)’s left arm, and now kicks Kane three times in the face with his left foot, lets go of Kane’s arm and hits a spinning sole butt to the face of Kane! Shades of X-pac there, as Van Dam(AJ) falls to the floor for his first cover:

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KICK OUT BY KANE! Kane(Starlight)’s face is made of scar tissue, so he wasn’t going to be beaten by a few kicks, and RVD(AJ) probably knows that by now. RVD runs to the ropes, cartwheel, MOONSAULT SPLASH! Beautiful offence by The Whole F’N Show, Rob Van Dam(AJ)! RVD sensibly skips appealing to his fans, instead opting to leapfrog to the top turnbuckle, perching in wait for the beast from Hell to get to his feet. Kane(Starlight) eventually gets to his feet, but RVD(AJ) is ready for him, and now hits a HUGE LEAPING SINGLE-LEG DROPKICK! Kane is down, RVD rolls over and leaps into a pin:

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KICK-OUT! Kane(Starlight) has kicked out, and RVD(AJ) is livid! He pulls Kane up until Kane is on his own two feet, but now RVD has dropped to his knees…? He is appealing to the referee, but hits a LOW, LOW BLOW, RIC FLAIR-STYLE! The crowd doesn’t know what to do, but a section of them are booing loudly! RVD(AJ) hasn’t experienced this in years, and he doesn’t know what to do, BUT HE GIVES THEM THE MIDDLE FINGER! The whole crowd has exploded into a huge chorus of raucous boos! RVD(AJ) is incensed; his fans were a huge advantage he had over his opponents, but now he’s gone and screwed all that up! The fans are chanting Kane’s name: “Kane, Kane, Kane!” The crowd seem to be as fickle as a 13-year old girl, and have switched allegiances in the blink of an eye! RVD(AJ) is kicking away at Kane(Starlight)’s neck, but Kane is getting to his feet, and now is standing tall above the arrogant RVD. RVD tries to repel the retina-burning, cerebellum-melting glares of the Big Red Machine(Starlight) by hitting Kane with forearms to the face, but to no avail! Kane is still standing there, and RVD(AJ) is running out of ideas! He bounces off the ropes, leaps into the air in a CROSS-BODY BUT KANE GRABS RVD’S MID-SECTION AND SLAMS IT TO THE GROUND! Fantastic Bossman-esque sidewalk slam by Kane, and now he goes for the cover:

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KICK-OUT BY RVD! RVD(AJ) has managed to kick out from a truly earth-shattering manoeuvre from Kane(Starlight), but will he survive to win this match? I don’t know, but Kane obviously doesn’t think so, as he is just toying with RVD(AJ) now…he’s picked him up, and into a bench-press position…just pressing him up and down, up and down, but RVD reverses behind Kane(Starlight) and now RVD is trying to get Kane into a bench-press!…He’s doing it! HE’S GOT HIM UP! Kane is high above the mat, and somehow RVD(AJ) has him up there! What can RVD do with Kane now?! RVD is trying to shuffle his way towards the edge of the ring, but can he make it without collapsing? He’s nearly there, he’s at the edge, AND HE DROPS KANE TO THE OUTSIDE! Kane(Starlight) has plunged face-first to the concrete floor, but RVD(AJ) caught his throat on the top rope as he dropped Kane to the outside! Both men are suffering, although it has to be said that RVD definitely came out the better on that particular occasion.

Kane(Starlight)’s shocking resilience has again been displayed in this match, as he has already managed to get to his feet, albeit with the ring apron as support. RVD(AJ) is also ready to attack, and spots Kane on his feet, runs to the opposite ropes, and launches himself into a somersault topé -BUT GETS CAUGHT BY KANE AND POWERBOMBED! In that lightning fast reversal, Kane(Starlight) may very well have started the beginning to the end of this match! RVD is down, and probably out! Kane scrapes RVD(AJ) off the ground and scoops him into the ring. He now clutches RVD’s head, which I would imagine is throbbing with pain at the moment, and brings him up, still applying that devastating headlock, but RVD leans back into the ropes, and manages to push Kane(Starlight) away! Kane bounces back, but gets swept off his feet by a right-footed sweep by RVD(AJ)! RVD jumps up to the top rope with those surely-enhanced legs, and prepares to fly…Kane is back up…CROSS BODY! BUT KANE ROLLS THROUGH! He’s got RVD in a fall-away slam position, but RVD rakes Kane’s eyes, and Kane(Starlight) falls back to the mat! Cover:

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NO! Kane(Starlight) throws RVD(AJ) into the air from that pinned position, and gets back up, ready to surely rip off RVD’s various body parts! RVD is petrified, oozing fear from his pores, and goes for a spinning heel kick, but Kane ducks underneath, goes for a clothesline, but RVD ducks, almost causing Kane to clothesline the referee, but he stops before he does. RVD notices this, but shoves Kane aside, AND SUPERKICKS THE REF!

The referee is down, and now Kane(Starlight) has realised what this means – RAMPAGE! There are no DQs now, at least until the ref recovers! But will this benefit RVD more than Kane, as we all know about RVD’s aptitude in handling chairs. The two combatants, battle-weary, war-torn, stare one another down, but then both go their opposite ways and out to the ring apron, and now they’re both looking for various weapons! Kane(Starlight) throws a chair and a trash can into the ring, while RVD(AJ) manages to get a table into the ring as well. Both men are now back in the ring, but what will they do with their own weapons of mass destruction? Kane has the chair in his hands , but RVD has chosen to wait…he threatens the Van Daminator, but doesn’t pull it off, taunting Kane. They circle the ring, wondering what to do, until Kane throws the chair in Van Dam’s face, RVD(AJ) catches it, and Kane(Starlight) goes for a VAN DAMINATOR! He missed, though, and now RVD throws the chair in Kane’s face, ready to launch the Van Daminator, but KANE CRACKS RVD’S SKULL WITH THE CHAIR! RVD’s head has left it’s own mark on the chair, much to the pleasure of our fans at ringside! Kane drops down for the cover, but there’s still no referee! What the Hell can Kane(Starlight) do now? He had this match won; he was going to Spun Out to face The Rock! But now he has to capitalise on RVD(AJ)’s disadvantage in having had a steel chair folded over his head! He lifts RVD onto his shoulder, and now is going for a Tombstone! He’s setting RVD up over the table, and is going to break Van Dam’s neck! But wait, Van Dam has somehow managed to roll through, avoiding the Tombstone, into a Victory Roll! But there’s still no referee!

This is insane! How much longer can this war of attrition go on for? RVD(AJ) is back up, and has picked up the table…he throws it into Kane(Starlight)’s face, and VAN DAMINATOR TO THE TABLE! Oh my God! RVD has realised that the referee STILL isn’t up, and so gets the table, and sets it up by the turnbuckles. He drags Kane across, great strength shown there as RVD(AJ) positions Kane(Starlight) on the table, and goes to the top turnbuckle; it can only be the Five-Star Frog Splash! But Kane has got up, and smashes RVD’s left cheek with five consecutive right hands! Kane is going up now, and has RVD on his shoulder! Will it be a top-rope Tombstone? Here it comes…NO, wait! RVD HEAD-SCISSORS KANE ONTO THE TABLE, but it didn’t break! RVD(AJ) hung on for dear life on the top rope, and seeing as Kane has been re-positioned on the table, here comes…THE FIVE-STAR FROG SPLASH! Kane(Starlight) has been splashed through the table, and the referee’s coming round again! RVD goes for the cover:



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3! We have our new number 1 contender for the SRW Title, and the fans could not be more angry!

Finkel: Here is your winner, and NEW no.1 contender for the Undisputed SRW Heavyweight Championship, Rob Van Dam(AJ)!

BOOOOOOO! HISSSSS!

The fans registering their displeasure at the outcome of this match, but they can’t do anything about it now! It is RVD who goes to Spun Out to face The Rock!

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Well, look what we have here…RVD turns heel and goes to Spun Out to face The Rock. Sorry it was so long, but I didn’t know how to wrap it up. Anyway, any comments would be much appreciated.

LL Cool TT

(Rey-Rey’s music hits) The sold-out SR Towers are on their feet as Rey Mysterio (LL Cool TT) emerges from underneath the stage, as we get set for tag team action!

(Edge’s music hits) Edge (DW) soon joins his partner in the ring, a debuting team that are desperate to become the SRW Tag Team Titles No.1 Contenders, and this was proved in an interview earlier with the two of them…

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Mark Lloyd (Hercules) : “Edge (DW), Rey Mysterio (LL Cool TT), tonight you debut as a tag team as you try to get a shot at The Elements’ SRW Tag Team Championships.”

Edge (DW): “Yes, that’s right Mark, although it’s not just that…once me and Luchadore friend here win the SRW Tag Team Titles, we plan to take those CAW Tag belts off Reaver (Ant) and Jetster as well!”

Rey Mysterio (LL Cool TT): “No SRW Tag Team has ever held the CAW Tag Team Titles, and that is out biggest goal, y’see…”

And then, Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman) made their presence known, emerging from their locker room and just taking the microphone from Mark Lloyd (Hercules.)

Rosey (Jericho15): You really think you’re gonna get that far? I’m not so sure, because…oh, wait…you’re three minutes…is up.”

Rosey (Jericho15) then smiled evilly and left, Jamal (Bazzman) following.

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(Three Minute Warning music hits) The audience here obviously hate these guys, because as Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman) cockily make their way to the ring, the arena is full of boos and jeers! They don’t care though, and if anything, they thrive on it!

Jamal (Bazzman) enters the ring through one side while Rosey (Jericho15) enters through the other, and they cage their opponents before brutally attacking before the bell has even rung! Two massive clotheslines take Edge and Mysterio down, and then constant stomping the upper body forces them to roll out of the ring. Rosey throws Edge back in and the match is on.

Rosey whips Edge into the ropes but Edge ducks the attempted clothesline and bounces off the opposite ropes, before diving through the air and scoring with a Flying Crossbody! Rosey (Jericho15) tries to recover but Edge (DW) once again gets the advantage with a huge shot to the face, sending the big man sprawling back into his corner where Jamal (Bazzman) makes a blind tag.

Jamal (Bazzman) and Edge (DW) exchange right-hands, before Jamal uses his power to whip Edge powerfully into the turnbuckle. He follows this up with three shoulder tackles to the mid-body, and then throws him into the opposite corner where he looks for another huge running clothesline, but Edge (DW) skips outta the way and makes a tag to the high-flying Rey Mysterio!

Rey (LL Cool TT) takes Jamal (Bazzman) down with a sweet Dropkick, and then for some reason tries to whip his opponent into the corner. Obviously, it’s reversed, but Rey uses his agility to leap to the top rope, and then nail an amazing Flying Hurracanrana! Jamal (Bazzman) tags in Rosey (Jericho15) but to no avail, as Rey (LL Cool TT) HITS A SOMMERSAULT PLANCHA TO JAMAL ON THE OUTSIDE!

Rosey (Jericho15) goes back to the outside and pounds away on Mysterio (LL Cool TT), before Edge (DW) runs round, grabs him by the head and sends him flying shoulder-first into the steel steps! Jamal (Bazzman) has staggered up, and he lifts a surprised Edge (DW) above his head, and scores with a Gorilla Press Slam!

Edge (DW) holds his stomach in pain, and can do nothing to help Mysterio (LL Cool TT) as Rosey (Jericho15) lifts him above his head, AND POWERBOMBS HIM ONTO THE STEEL RAMP – CRACK!! WHAT IMPACT TO THE BACK OF REY MYSTERIO!

Referee Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) finally gets them back into the ring, where the legal men Rosey (Jericho15) and Rey Mysterio (LL Cool TT) get back to action…well, not Mysterio, because Rosey just powerslammed the helpless young man into the harsh, unforgiving canvas!

Edge (DW) desperately tries to get the crowd here behind his partner as Rosey (Jericho15) continues the assault. Mysterio manages to finally duck an attempted punch, and goes for a Karate Kick – but the foot is held by Rosey…WHAM! ENZIGURI KICK FROM NO WHERE! AND NOW HE TAGS IN EDGE (DW)!

Edge (DW) sprints into the ring nails Rosey with a clothesline, and then does the same to Jamal! Dropkick to Rosey! Dropkick to Jamal! He whips Rosey (Jericho15) into the corner, and then whips Jamal (Bazzman) into him, before following in and using his body-weight to crush them in the corner…they’re forced to sit, and MYSTERIO (LL COOL TT) WITH A DOUBLE BRONCO BUSTER!

Mysterio uses amazing power to send Jamal (Bazzman) to the outside where they battle it out, leaving the two legal men alone in the ring! Edge (DW) is whipped into the ropes, and SPEAR!!! MASSIVE SPEAR TO ROSEY (JERICHO15)!! HE HOOKS THE LEG!

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KICK-OUT! How did he do that!? Edge (DW) now sets Rosey (Jericho15) up for The Edgecutioner, but it’s reversed into a Belly-To-Belly Suplex! Jamal (Bazzman) has sent Mysterio (LL Cool TT) flying into the crowd, and now he hides beside the ring, and as Edge (DW) tries to stand…he holds him down! Look, Jamal (Bazzman) is holding Edge (DW)’s legs so he can’t stand!

And Rosey (Jericho15) is on the top rope! HE GOES FOR THE HUGE SPLASH OFF THE TOP – WHAM!! AND HE NAILS IT, WITH AUTHORITY!

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THREE!

Thanks to some rather illegal tactics, Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman) have advanced, and in the next few weeks will get a shot at Reaver (Ant) and Jetster’s SRW Tag Team Titles! And although The Elements are used to going against the rules to win matches, can they match up to the new no.1 contenders, especially with their power and strength!?

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The winners of this match: Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman).

Thanks for reading, Ant.

SRW CHAMPIONSHIP NO.1 CONTENDERS SEMI-FINALS:

Triple Threat Semi-Final:
Goldberg (Cong Man) vs Kane (Starlight) vs Cactus Jack (RM18)
Written by LL Cool TT

JR: This match is scheduled for just one fall, there are no eliminations, just the first person to get a pinfall or a submission will win and be entered into the final for the SRW CHAMPIONSHIP NO.1 CONTENDERS FINALS!

King: So is it no-DQ? Cos only pinfalls or submissions count.

JR: Err…hadn’t thought about that…I’ll talk to the Commish.

(Gets up and leaves for three minutes, then sits back down with a mic)

JR: Okay, for this following match, pinfalls or submissions only, but the match is NOT no-DQ. If a wrestler is deemed to be worthy of being disqualified by referee Nick Patrick, then he will be eliminated, and the remaining two competitors will battle it out for the shot at the shot, if you see what I mean…

Howard Finkel: This following match is a Triple Threat Semi-Final, for the No.1 Contender’s shot at the SRW Heavyweight Championship!

(The lights cut out)

BOOM! Kane’s music hits.

Finkel: The first competitor, weighing in a 285 pounds, The Big Red Machine, Kane(Starlight)!

Kane walks down to the ring, climbs over the top rope, and raises his hands to call upon the fires of hell-

Kane’s music cuts; Cactus Jack(RM18)’s starts up.

Cactus runs to the ring, where an incensed Kane(Starlight) meets him with a hand to the throat! Fink’s left the ring, and Cactus(RM18) leaves the ground…CHOKESLAM! Kane hoists Cactus Jack’s body up, and OOOHHHH! He rammed his shoulder into the ring post, and Cactus Jack folds out the ring! What a start, and we’ve only got 2/3 of the wrestlers out yet!

Kane(Starlight) is standing on the apron, seemingly calling out the as-yet unseen Goldberg(Cong Man)!

(Goldberg(Cong Man)’s music hits, the sparklers have been set off)

Here he comes! It’s only a matter of time before he appears…isn’t it? C’mon, where the hell is Goldberg(Cong Man)?! The sparklers have stopped, but the music rages on! Where is he? Wait a second, what’s Cactus Jack(RM18) doing? He’s sneaked up behind Kane(Starlight), and is biding his time. He swivels Kane(Starlight) around, and lands a deep knee to the gut…Kane(Starlight) is leaning between the top and second ropes, when Cactus Jack(RM18) grabs the arms…you know what’s coming! DOUBLE-ARM DDT! Kane(Starlight)’s throat rebounded off the second rope is a hangman-esque move! Great and unusual legitimate innovation by Cactus Jack(RM18)! But where the hell is Goldberg(Cong Man)? His music is STILL blaring out!

What the…Goldberg(Cong Man)’s fireworks have been set off somewhere in the audience, at one of the fire exits! The doors have opened, white smoke billowing out of the exit, and…IT’S GOLDBERG! He’s her-wait a minute! That’s not Goldberg! That’s that damned Gillberg! He’s being accompanied to the ring by several security guards, but why has he come out instead of Goldberg(Cong Man)? I don’t know about you fans, but I feel cheated! Has it come to this for the supposedly undefeatable Goldberg? Replacing himself with a cheap rip-off? Good Lord on high…

Kane(Starlight) and Cactus Jack(RM18) are brawling on the outside of the ring, but mercifully, no weapons have been used by that deranged Cactus Jack…yet. Cactus(RM18) has the upper0hand at the moment, landing various shots to Kane’s head and mid-section – right-hand deep into Kane’s stomach, followed by a left, another right, goes for an extra left, but Kane(Starlight) grabs Cactus Jack(RM18)’s hand, twists it, and gets Foley in a body press, high above the concrete floor! Things are looking bad for Cactus Jack, but Gillberg chops Kane’s knee! Jack falls onto Kane, and Gillberg sickeningly puts his foot on the pair of them, raising his hands. The crowd could not be angrier with Gillberg, and probably indeed with Goldberg(Cong Man) for screwing the fans over! Resounding boos echo through the arena as Gillberg stomps away on the fallen Kane, and Cactus crawls away…

Gillberg throws Kane(Starlight) back into the ring, and starts stamping on Kane’s neck, which has already been affected by that brutal double-arm hangman by Cactus Jack(RM18), who incidentally is rummaging under the ring for something, but if he uses any foreign object, he gets disqualified! What? Cactus has just crawled deep under the ring, hiding himself! Gillberg whips Kane(Starlight) into the ropes, and hip tosses him onto the mat. Gillberg picks Kane up, and throws him to the mat again with a nice deep arm-drag. Here’s another, and a third, but after attempting a fourth, Kane gets wise, and puts Gillberg’s right arm into a strong hammer-lock. Gillberg’s ride could end here, folks, as Kane trips up the fraudster and gets him in a camel clutch-like position while still holding that hammerlock in place! Gillberg is squealing in pain, but Kane(Starlight) has foolishly relinquished his grasp on that twig of an arm of Gillberg’s. We’re five minutes through this match, and we only have one of the actual competitors properly wrestling!

Gillberg rolls away to the outside, and Kane(Starlight) quickly follows. Gillberg struggles to his feet, where he is met by a hand to his throat! Looks like it’s chokeslam time! Up he goes-what the?! Cactus Jack(RM18)’s hand has emerged with what seems to be a STAPLE-GUN! He presses it onto Kane’s calf, pulls the trigger-OOOOHHHHH! The ref was still in the ring, and so only saw Kane buckle! It doesn’t seem as though Cactus(RM18) Kane collapses to the floor, and Gillberg crashes down, his right ankle baring the brunt of it. Cactus(RM18) has withdrawn his hand back under the ring, leaving Kane to try and pick out the philanthropist of pain that is the muscle-shredding metal staple! Gillberg limps to the guard-rail, where he tries to get some support from the barrier, while Kane(Starlight) tries the same with the ring apron.

Gillberg must realise that his time in this match is limited, and so-WAIT! A hooded fan has Gillberg round the throat, choking the life out of that little rat! And now that hooded fan has a glass bottle, and HE SMASHES IT OVER GILLBERG’S HEAD! The security guards are struggling under the power of the hooded fan, but now he’s removing the hood-IT’S GOLDBERG(Cong Man)! IT’S REALLY GOLDBERG! He’s here, and he’s leapt over the guard rail like a cat! He charges up and SPEARS THE BIG RED MACHINE(Starlight)! Kane had nowhere to go, and Goldberg(Cong Man) took advantage by spearing Kane right into the ring apron! Kane is holding his mid-section in agony, but Goldberg(Cong Man) seems to be done with him. He’s clearly looking for Cactus Jack(RM18) now. He ventures underneath the ring, and now we can’t see a thing! BOOM! The ring just moved there, what the hell happened? BOOM! There it goes again! THWACK! CRACK! What the hell is going on down there?! Who’s beating up who? Wait, there’s some movement now, who’s this emerging from underneath the ring…it’s Goldb-OH MY GOD! Goldberg(Cong Man) has a giant cut running right down his skull, and there seem to be three metal staples along it as well! Oh my God…Goldberg is bleeding profusely, now Cactus Jack(RM18) has emerged from the other side of the ring. Nick Patrick has finally recognized Goldberg’s sorry state, but now Cactus Jack has pulled Patrick aside and is talking to him…Patrick is just nodding his head like a dog at the moment, and now has called for a mic.

Patrick: Although Goldberg has been brutally injured, there is no evidence whatsoever that Cactus Jack(RM18) attacked Goldberg(Cong Man) illegally, and so the match will continue!

Hang on, let’s think about this: if Cactus Jack(RM18) did not attack Goldberg(Cong Man) illegally, then why would he go over to Nick Patrick and plead his innocence immediately, and not wait until Patrick had made his own decision? Add to that the fact that Cactus Jack(RM18) is deranged and has already attacked Kane with a staple-gun tonight, you get the feeling Cactus has manoeuvred himself very cleverly out of a tough position.

Back to the action: Kane(Starlight) has recovered a little, and is throwing Goldberg(Cong Man) back into the ring. Kane also clambers into the squared circle, but both he and Goldberg are easy prey for the sick Cactus Jack(RM18)! He meets them with stereo low blows, but NO! They both trapped Cactus(RM18)’s arms in between their legs before the shots were delivered. Cactus Jack is in big trouble and he knows it, as both Kane and Goldberg stare him down…WHAM! BOOM! BAM! SMACK! BOOM! A flurry of blows rains down on Cactus Jack’s back! Kane(Starlight) and Goldberg(Cong Man) take Cactus Jack(RM18) to the ropes, whip him across, and they kick his legs away in tandem! Cactus Jack flies back-first into the ropes, and lands on his head! Eugh, that doesn’t look good for Mick Foley. Kane and Goldberg pick Cactus Jack up, whip into the ropes, take him up, and they both apply an awesome pendulum backbreaker! They keep hold of Cactus though, and drop him down with a tandem sidewalk slam! Goldberg(Cong Man) has gone for the first cover in this blood-soaked melee:

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SMACK! Kane(Starlight) just kicked Goldberg(Cong Man) right in that huge cut in his head! Goldberg is paralysed in pain, while Kane picks Cactus Jack(RM18) up, and puts him on his shoulders…POWERSLAM! Cactus Jack is now lying prone near the turnbuckle, but Kane has turned his attention to Goldberg(Cong Man), who is still holding his head in pain. Kane(Starlight) pushes him into the corner, and starts pummelling away on Goldberg! Kane backs off, taunting Goldberg. Goldberg runs at him, but is caught, as Kane walks over to the corner with Cactus Jack in it, and PLANTS GOLDBERG ON TOP OF CACTUS JACK! That looked very painful for both Cactus Jack(RM18) and Goldberg(Cong Man), but Kane(Starlight) clearly now has the upper hand. He drags Cactus away from the ropes to the centre of the ring, and covers him for the pin:


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KICK OUT! Cactus Jack(RM18) has kicked out, and Kane is furious! He storms over to Goldberg, and proceeds to try and open up that cut! He’s punching, kicking, even biting it to inflict more pain on his opponent. Nick Patrick breaks up the assualt after a long five-count, much to the displeasure of the fans. Kane(Starlight) definitely has the backing of the crowd here tonight. But will that be enough? Goldberg(Cong Man) has been brought to his feet by Kane, and now Kane seems to be going for the powerbomb to hell! Goldberg is lifted to Kane’s shoulders, and now…BOOM! An almighty powerbomb, which shook the ring to its very foundations! Kane goes for the pinfall:


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CRASH! Cactus Jack(RM18) leapt on top of them, and now has picked Kane(Starlight) up by his hair, and is readying him for the DOUBLE-ARM DDT! SMACK! OOOOOHHHHH! Good Lord, Kane’s head landed right on Goldberg(Cong Man)’s skull! Kane and Goldberg have probably been knocked out, but Cactus Jack is so fatigued by this contest that he can’t make a cover either! All three men are down, as Nick Patrick administers the ten-count:

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3! He’s done it! Kane has won this unbelievable war on SRW Eclipse! Any of the three men could have won it, but Kane showed the most determination I’ve seen in a long while! Kane goes through to the final, to battle it out for the No.1 contenders spot at the SRW Heavyweight Title!

Hello and Welcome to SRW Eclipse! Up next we have a Hell in a Cell qualifying match between Reaver (Ant) and The Rat (Allardini). Reaver has been on form as of late. He is now SRW and Caw Tag Team Champion with Jetster. Can he keep up form tonight though? The Rat has been in the background here in SRW, binding his time with DW and Crusher in the new BDA. How will power match speed? We shall find out soon enough.

*Camera cuts backstage*

Look, its Reaver and Jetster, what they up too…

"Look Jetster, I want to go out and win this one clean, on my own. I've been of form as of late and I mean, its not as if I'm gonna lose against some jobber. So let me just show him my impressive skills."

"Fine, but if your trouble, I'm not coming out"

"Fine by me because i won't be in any trouble at all…"

"My Sacrifice hits" And out comes Reaver to a reception jeers and boos. This doesn't affect him however as he strides down to the ring and mocks some nearby kids. As Reaver approaches the ring he shows off his two Tag Team belts, much to the displeasure of the crowd. He climbs into the ring and eyes the rampway, waiting for his opponent.

"New BDA music hits" And here comes the Rat to a mixture of cheers and jeers. The Rat runs down to the ring looking pretty confident in himself. He climbs into the ring and mounts the turnbuckle…

WHAM! Reaver just knocked The Rat off the turnbuckle and falling to the outside! He slides out of the ring and lays a barrage of punches to the back of the neck, keeping the Rat down. Jeez Reaver is certainly up for this one. He grabs The Rat and slams him head first into the ring post, Ouch! Reaver raises his arms above his head and shouts at the crowd. One fan doesn't like this though, Its Starlight! He jumps over the barrier and cracks Reaver over the head with a right hand! After being the yobbo that he is, Starlight runs over the barrier and towards the exit! What was that all about?

Back on the outside, The Rat is regaining composure and so too is Reaver after that drunk yobbo, Starlight just mocked Reaver! The Rat is up first whom grabs Reaver and throws him into the ring. The Rat follows and whips Reaver into the ropes, Clothesline from Rat! He grabs Reaver again and throws him into the turnbuckle, hard! Reaver staggers back out and The Rat grabs his stomach…German Suplex, another, and another! Reaver clutches the back of his neck in agony. That was some impressive stuff there by The Rat.

Cover from The Rat, 1, 2, kick out though from Reaver. The Rat is quickly up and runs into the ropes…Big Splash onto Reaver and into the cover, 1, 2 and another kick out from Reaver in quick succession. The Rat is up quick again and sets Reaver up…Snap Suplex! Rat runs into the ropes and goes for a Led Drop, nobody home as Reaver rolls out of way! Reaver is quickly up and stomps The Rat down, not giving him any chance to get up. Reaver gets his breath back before picking The Rat up. He whips him into the corner and follows in with a huge clothesline!The Rat just got flattened there!

Reaver grabs The Rat and lifts him onto the turnbuckle where Reaver mounts it too. The crowd counts as Reaver lays the punches into The Rat. 6, 7, 8, 9….But The Rat pushes Reaver off him, he signals to the crowd…SWANTON LEG DROP! WHAM! What impact! The Rat quickly moves into the cover, the crowd behind him…1…2…. CAN THE RAT CAUSE THE UPSET HERE?!….







KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!! Amazing resilience shown here by Reaver! You may not like him, but you have to admire that!

The Rat can't believe it! He's shouting at the ref, arguing that he got the 1, 2, 3! But all of this is giving Reaver time to regain composure, he's stirring and the crowd doesn't like it! Reaver is finally fully up and a sly smile forms across his face….The Rat turns round….DDT DRIVER!!!!! What a manoeuvre!!!

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KICK OUT!!!!!!!! NOW REAVER KNOWS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE THAT CLOSE TO BEING IN THE HELL IN A CELL MATCH!

These guys have put on some show tonight and given it there all. The Rat has exceeded expectations, we thought Reaver would win easy but its not to be it seems. Back with the action, Reaver can't believe it, even he thought that The Rat would never kick out of The DDT Driver. He gets up and signals to the crowd with a cut-throat sign. Reaver's gonna try and end it here. He lifts the lifeless Rat between his legs. Reaver pulls down his top in typical Kevin Nash style…POWER…. BUT NO, THE RAT IS TRYING TO WRIGGLE AWAY, REAVER IS STAGGERING SLOWLY, HE MOVES OVER TO THE EDGE OF THE RING…POWERBOMB TO THE OUTSIDE…HOLY CRAP!

The crowd is totally electric and is off their seats, trying to get a good view of what has happened to The Rat, he's lifeless in a crumpled mess! Reaver is in the ring, smirking in an evil fashion at The Rat. EMT's rush down to the ring, but Reaver climbs to the outside and shrugs them away. He grabs a Steel Chair and drags the lifeless Rat's head over a set up Chair, Oh my god, Not a con-chair two…SMACK! What an evil ! REAVER JUST DECIMATED THE RAT WITH A CON-CHAIR TWO!

Reaver grabs the busted open, lifeless Rat and literally throws him into the ring. The crowd is in total shock over Reaver's aggressive actions. BUT DW AND CRUSHER ARE RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING, CHAIRS IN HAND, REAVER HASN'T SEEM THEM! CON-CHAIR TWO TO REAVER! WHAT A BLOODY MESS!

DING, DING! The referee has thrown this one out, and he's gave the win to….REAVER?! WTF? He used the Steel Chair first! The crowd is jeering in disaproval at the decision. DW and Crusher are arguing their point too. We are gonna have to go into a break, stay where you are folks for the aftermath of this match right after the break.

WINNER: REAVER BY DQ CONTROVERSIALLY

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Thanks for Reading
Scott

The tension is slowly building in anticipation of what will surely be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, spectacle in the history of SRW – a six man Hell in a Cell Match to determine the new CAW champion after Cong Man suffered and injury that will leave him out of action for a year. With all SRW’s top superstars vying for a much sought after place in this huge event, Commissioner Reaver (Ant) has booked a series of qualification matches to decide who goes in and who stays – already on Eclipse, The Jackal (RM18) booked his place in a controversial victory over former champion The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), and Hawk (AJ) will also be present after a victory over Mouldy Cheese. Now, the third participant will be decided in the next qualification match – Jetster vs. HardCAW champion Scotty the Doggy (Figo)!

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*Backstage Camera*

Reaver is walking down the corridor, offering some words of encouragement to his Elements partner Jetster.

Reaver: “Come on Jetster, you’re representing the Elements here, I want to make sure we’re well represented in the Hell in a Cell match”

Jetster: “I know, but STD has been in pretty good form recently”

Reaver: “So have you! We’re unified tag champs remember? And anyway, I have a feeling this match will be particularly fruitful for us…”

Jetster walks off, as Reaver goes and has a word with the timekeeper Tony Chimel (also Hercules)….
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“WHO LET DA DOGS OUT!” Scotty the Doggy enters without his belt to a great reception – one of the most popular faces in the business, STD must be the favourite going in to this match coming of the back of a great run with the HardCAW title. However, his last match at the PPV was a particularly hard fought encounter with Grandprix, so it will be interesting to see what shape he’s in.

Now Jetster’s music hits, and he enters to a cacophony of boos! One half of the Elements, Jetster has been on a particularly good run as of late with he and his partner Reaver (Ant) endeavours in the tag team division, where they recently became unified champs. However, Jetster must be looking for a chance to break out in singles competition, and what better way to do it that in the 6 Man Hell in a Cell!

DING DING DING! The match begins and STD (Figo) gains the early advantage, hitting some strong lefts into the turnbuckle. Jetster is up against the turnbuckle as STD rams his shoulder into his chest repeatedly. He takes a few steps back and charges at Jetster, but Jetster moves out of the way, and STD shoulder barges the turnbuckle! He turns away clutching his shoulder, and walks right into a clothesline!

*Backstage Camera” Reaver (Ant) sits down to watch the match…

He gets up, only to be clotheslined down again. Jetster bends down and grabs the arm of STD and locks in an arm bar. STD grimaces in agony, trying to wriggle free of the hold, but he can’t until Jetster relinquishes the holds, the drags STD backwards and hits a backdrop, and STD seemed to land a little awkwardly. Jetster makes the cover, only for a near immediate kick out from STD (Figo). STD gets up quickly and whips Jetster into the ropes, knees him int the gut and puts his head between his legs (ooer). STD grabs Jetster, manoeuvres himself into position and hits a powerbomb! The crowd react with cheers to that forceful move, and then raise their voice as STD climbs the turnbuckle, looking for the Crazy Sault…

But misses!!! Now its Scotty The Doggy (Figo) that writhes on the mat after that attempted Crazy Sault. Jetster grabs STD by the scruff of the neck and starts to work on him, gaining the upperhand with some stiff right hands, then hits a bodyslam. Jetster now climbs to the second rope and connects with a flying elbow, and then quickly hooks the leg…

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Shoulder up! Jetster is annoyed at the speed of that kick out and grabs him, and Irish whips him into the ropes, but STD bounces off and hits a swinging neckbreaker! STD stomps on Jetster, forcing him into the corner, only to be dragged into the centre of the ring and catapulted into the other turnbuckle. Jetster is definitely under pressure at the moment, as STD continues the assault and hits a Spinebuster as Jetster ran toward him! STD goes for another suplex but Jetster quickly gets a blow to the stomach him, party disorientating STD, allowing him to hit a DDT!

*Backstage Camera* Reaver (Ant) stops watching, checks his watch, then smiles…

Jetster makes the cover…

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(STD puts a shoulder up)

DING DING DING! Jetster is the winner of this match up! What the hell!?!? Tony Chimel (Hercules) just rang the bell – that’s what Reaver was up to. But the referee doesn’t seem to be acknowledging the match, he wants to carry on as normal, despite the timekeeper gesticulating that this match is over. The crowd are certainly letting their feelings known, as STD slides out of the ring, picks up the bell and DONG!! Smacks him over the head!

*Backstage Camera* Reaver (Ant) is going crazy, chucking the monitor on the floor!

Scotty the Doggy (Figo) climbs through the ropes and this match will have to be restarted, despite Reaver’s best intentions, STD is still in this match up and the momentum is definitely in his way now! STD with an elbow to Jetster, who falls to his knees. STD clubs him on the back and climbs the turnbuckle to hit a double axe handle! STD puts Jetster in a sleeper hold, but he is too close to the ropes and Jetster gets the ref to break the hold, giving him a much needed breather. Jetster regains his footing and hits a Russian Leg Sweep, leading to both men lying back on the mat.

What’s this? There seems to be some crowd disturbance – a man calling himself Starlight is repeatedly shouting out “HIAC BABY!”. Security! Back to the action…

Both men slowly get up, STD moving a little groggily. Jetster is up first, and swings STD round and hits a German suplex, managing to hold on and hits another German suplex. STD is a little weary, the after effects of the PPV starting to be felt, when Jetster picks him up and hits a scoop slam. He drags STD to his feet and goes for the Money Maker…but STD reverses into a DDT! Tremendous agility! Jetster is flat out on the floor, STD ascends the turnbuckle… this time he connects with the CRAZY SAULT!!

Right onto the neck of Jetster! STD makes the pinfall…

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3!!!!! And books his place in the Hell in a Cell Match! Tremendous victory, as Reaver (Ant) comes out to help his partner Jetster get to his feet, glaring at STD after his little plan backfired. This is shaping up to be some match – tune in to find out the next participants in Eclipse!

Winner: Scotty the Doggy (Figo)

“Hello and wellccccoooooooooommmee to SRW!!! Wahoooo!”

“A little overexcited aren’t we?”

“HIAC baby!”

“That’s not going to be like your catchphrase for th....”

“HIAC BABY!!”

“Heh, because that’s not going to get in the way”

“Hell in the Cell..... BABY!”

*Cries

“Why me?”

VRRROOOOOOMMMMM!! F1 music hits!!
A great ovation erupts for Grandprix! Massive in fact, this guy has really excelled lately, the fans love him! GP walks down the isle, smart and dignified only ever glancing over to the crowd at times nodding his head in time, the crowd are really cheering here! GP slides into the ring, and raises his hands for that perfect picture, as his music dies down and he stretches and prepares a little more.

ICE BLISTER!!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A huge outpour of booing and hatred fills the air as IB’s music hits, he pulls back the curtains and comes out on stage only for this to worsen, he ignores and looks on at the crowd in disgust as he walks down the isle, IB has really come into his own since his alignment with his run in buddy RawisAndy, this guy will do anything to win. IB climbs the ropes and poses for the crowd before getting into the ring and beginning a staredown with Grandprix.

The music settles down only for the crowd to open up, chanting Grandrpix’s name, GP walks over to IB and puts out his hand as a sign of a clean fight, IB spits on him which totally disguts GP with his lack of respect. SPINNING KICK!! CRACK!! Woah! Ding, ding, ding. The match starts with GP totally wiping out IB. GP jumps on top of him and begins pounding his face, right after left after right GP hammers away, good god this needs to be broken up and quickly! The referee issues a count, 1, 2, 3, 4 let go, let go! IB is bleeding, what the hell is happening with GP he’s going crazy, the referee manages to prize GP away from IB but he’s not leaving it there, he picks up a beaten Ice Blaster and scoop slams him back down hard!

*Grandprix, Grandprix, Grandprix!

“Is this a new Grandprix? A HIAC adrenaline fuelled Grandprix?

“HIAC BABY!”

GP goes top rope and looks down at the mess that is Ice Blaster, he looks around at the crowd then back down to IB, GP launches himself into the air, it looks like a splash, what a manoeuvre, CRASSHHH!! NO!! WAIT!! GP MISSED!! Ice Blaster rolled out of the way, how did he manage that? Both men now are down and out, where did IB get that extra piece of strength from? The referee issues another count, 1, 2 miss a few 8, 9..... Ice Blaster uses the ropes to pull himself up, GP is also recovering and finally getting to his feet, GP boldly walks over to IB who is leaning on the turnbuckle but CRACK!! The Ice on fire!! What a kick to the face, looks like IB lead GP in there, he sprung right out of that corner, he quickly capitalises by picking GP back up and whipping him into the ropes and delivering a highly elevated back drop! Again he takes this advantage he has by pouncing on GP and fast delivering some right and left hand blows of his own, completely letting his fury get the best of him here. IB however stops short and steps up and stands over a now too bloody GP and raises his hands in a victory motion as the crowd begin booing. IB is making a huge mistake here but GP doesn’t recover in time and IB is the one who picks him up to his feet, but wait GP hooks his arm around IB’s neck, what’s this? PIT STOP!!! WHAMM!! BEAUTIFUL!! IB totally got driven into the mat, what an unorthodox powerbomb! Here’s the cover, 1, 2....KICK OUT!! WOAH!! How is IB doing this, what the heck IB is getting to his feet already! What can be driving him? GP nails a right hand then a left knocking IB back, he whips him off the ropes and bends down for a backdrop but IB counters with a blatant kick to the face! GP is stunned momentarily from this as IB goes for another kick! But somehow GP ducks under it, he then pulls his head under his shoulders and lifts him up for a suplex but now IB counters and gets behind GP, he spins him round so there face to face and kicks him in the stomach so he falls down slightly and pulls him under his arms.

IB hooks one of GP’s arms up! He’s going for it! And now the other, this is it! IB hoists him up.... ICE BLO... NO GP is able to keep his feet to the ground, IB tries again but GP isn’t going anywhere, GP stands up straight, right hand by IB, right hand by GP, another right hand by IB, BOOOM!! THE FINISH LINE BY GRANDPRIX!! OH MY GOD!! Ice Blaster nearly got his head taken off, unbelievable! GP, is exhausted and is finding it hard to crawl over to the laying IB, the crowd begin cheering but GP is struggling hard, after a few moments trying to get up he falls back down and manages to get an arm across IB, 1, 2........SHOULDER UP!! He’s still in it, he’s still in it! Not really a kickout, both men now get up and lock up, go behind by IB and kick to the back of the leg sending GP to his knees, IB walks round to the front of GP DRAGON KICK!! GP Ducks!! IB spins round and into the inside cradle!! IB is kicking 1, 2...... 3!!!!! GP wins, GP wins!! IB is completely shocked and throws a right wobbler in the ring (toys out the pram time guys) he goes completely nuts and tries to intimidate the referee! GP raises one hand in victory and walks away up the ramp, scantily clad girls come out and dance around him as he soaks the nearby crowd in champagne.

Grandprix qualifies for the Hell in a Cell match! Congratulations!

You have been reading
Starlight

“HIAC BABY!”

*Before reading, I recommend reading the CAW listing for the two new guys, just in case you wonder what the hell I’m writing at some points*

Welcome to SRW Eclipse, we have a Triple Threat Match to determine the No.1 Contender for the HardCAW Title, retained by champion Scotty the Doggy (Figo) last week on PPV as he defeated Grandprix. Tonight is something of a step into the unknown to SRW regulars, as we have two wrestlers making their professional debuts here – LL Cool T, the blue monster from Siberia, and the Jabroni himself, Stone Edge (Jericho15). They will face something of a HardCAW legend here in SRW, Hawk (AfroJoe), who will be looking for a chance to regain his crown.

“I’M BLUER THAN YOU!” Monster/Daydream in Blue hits as LL Cool T enters the arena to a ‘frosty’ response. A lot of the crowd are unsure of whether to boo or cheer, but frantic gesturing by LL Cool T, mocking certain members of the crowd is earning him some real heel heat! BUT NOW HAWK IS HERE! Hawk (AfroJoe) enters, and there doesn’t seem to be much of an improvement in the crowd reaction! “KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!” Rollin’ hits as Stone Edge (Jericho15) strides purposefully down the ramp! He steps into the ring and glares at LL Cool T, there is definitely a competitive edge between them already!

DING DING DING! The match begins as LL Cool T makes an immediate shot at Stone Edge, getting in a strong left hand. Knee to the gut, grabs the arm into an Irish whip, straight into Hawk who hits a belly-to-belly suplex! Hawk now moves onto LL Cool - eye rake, and again, Hawk gains the advantage, whips him into the ropes and ducks…but LL Cool T kicks hi, in the face! That didn’t go to plan! Stone Edge (Jericho15) is back on his feet now, reaches out to LL Cool T, and whips him into the ropes, over the fallen Hawk, straight into a Spinebuster! Stone Edge goes for the early pin…

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Kick out by LL Cool T! No one seems to be gaining the advantage. Hawk (AfroJoe) has rolled out the ring and is seemingly tending to an apparent leg injury – using all his experience here by letting the other two, desperate to impress, beat the living daylight out of each other whilst he recovers in time. Back in the ring, Stone Edge and LL Cool T were engaging in some old-school grappling that has turned into all out brawling! Stone Edge (Jericho15) gets the upper hand, ramming LL Cool T into the turnbuckle, then starts spearing him against the turnbuckle with his shoulder! The crowd cheer with him …1 ...2 …3 …

LL Cool T moves out of the way! Stone Edge clutches his shoulder in agony as LL Cool T turns to taunt the crowd – wait! Hawk sneaks up behind him… belly to back suplex straight into a pin!

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BROKEN UP BY STONE EDGE! LL Cool T displayed some naivety there and it nearly cost him his shot at the HardCAW Title. Hawk (AfroJoe) seems annoyed at not picking up the victory and head outside to search for some weapons, and in sight of this the crowd starts to heat up! Hawk, Stone Edge AND LL Cool T go off in search of a weapon! Hawk picks up conker ?! (those things, if used correctly, are lethal), and LL Cool T, but before he can return to the ring he gets smacked over the head with the ring bell by Stone Edge!

LL Cool T falls on the outside as Stone Edge (Jericho15) gets in the ring and taunts Hawk to use the conker, distracting him and allowing LL Cool T to hit a chairshot to the cranium of Hawk from the outside! LL Cool T steps inside the ropes and uses the chair again, this time into the gut of an in-pain Hawk (AfroJoe)! Stone Edge quickly ascends the turnbuckle as LL Cool T turns… AND HITS A DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR, ONTO LL COOL T’S SKULL!

HE hooks his leg! The ref counts…

1………

2………

KICK OUT! TREMENDOUS RESILIENCE FROM LL COOL T!

LL Cool T does not look in a good condition at all after summoning his strength to kick out there. As Stone Edge swiftly gets to his feet, a very pi$$ed of Hawk grabs him and takes him top the table, ramming his head onto it, then grabbing a TV monitor and using it to bust him open! Hawk looks at the table and smiles, and then elevates him onto to the commentator’s table, could this be screwdriver time?

Hawk (AfroJoe) has Stone Edge (Jericho15) in position on the commentators table, the crowd half not wanting to look, half drawn to this spectacle, see Hawk lift Stone Edge, OH NO…but the table breaks! Good heavens! Stone Edge crumples on a fallen Hawk, who after looking around for a sec, starts clutching his leg in agony, I think he may be injured! LL Cool T drags Stone Edge away from Hawk and into the ring as medics surround Hawk on the outside near the broken table and attend to him. See guys, accidents do happen here in SRW – and remember, don’t try this at home.

LL Cool T throws a bleeding Stone Edge (Jericho15) into the ring. He headbutts him, then hits a quick suplex, then attempts to cover him but stone Edge manages to wriggle free and hit a pinfall himself, only for LL Cool T to out-manoeuvre him! Both men then stare at the vacant chair in the ring – hesitate, then make a dash for it! LL Cool T gets to his feet first and is just about to grab the chair when Stone Edge hits a low blow, and as LL Cool T attends to more urgent matters, such as pondering whether he still has the capacity to have children, Stone Edge grabs the chair and…

WHAM! STONE EDGE GRABS THE VACANT CHAIR AND HITS A CHAIRSHOT ON LL COOL T, KNOCKING HIM OUT THE RING!

WAIT! HERE’S HAWK!?!?!

HAWK (AFROJOE) SNEAKS UP BEHIND STONE EDGE, AND ROLLS HIM INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!

I thought Hawk was supposed to be injured! That Hawk! Using all his experience, he let Stone Edge and LL Cool T decimate one another, then comes in and holds his tights! Stone Edge (Jericho15) can’t wriggle free as LL Cool T tries in vain to climb inside the ring as the referee makes the count…

1…….

2…….

3!!! HAWK (AFROJOE) IS THE NEW NO.1 CONTENDER! A valiant effort by the two debutants, with Stone Edge (Jericho15) looking particularly impressive and LL Cool T showing a great deal of resilience that will ensure these two guys go far in this company, but the experience Hawk used all his wily old tricks to pull out a win and get another shot at the HardCAW Title!

YYYOOOOUUUUU LOOK SO GOOD TO ME!
Some really camp Village People style music hits and Billy and Chuck appear from behind the curtains to a disappointing applause, they ignore the fans taunts as they parade down toward the ring, the crowd do the YMCA poses but Billy (RM18) and Chuck (Conga) ignore them and carry on regardless, they strike a pose in the ring much to the crowds booing.

“Wow, they’re not gay are they”

“King! You can’t say that on air!”

My Sacrifice hits!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOO!
*Random muffled shouting ad swear words from the crowd
Well the Elements music began to play but was totally overcome by the amount of booing for this team, Reaver (Ant) leads the way with Jetster behind, both sneering and laughing to themselves about the crowd, they love being hated and they don’t care. They enter the ring which forces Billy and Chuck to leave, there presence is huge.

“Say what on air?”

“That they’re gay”

“But you just....”

The Hardy Boys music hits!
A huge ovation erupts from the crowd! Matt (Grandprix) and Jeff (Ice Blaster) don’t seem to show up on stage, C&B are circling the ring with The two Elements inside awaiting but where are the Hardy’s? Their music stops and the crowd come to a hush silence.

“Maybe they’re shopping for more hair dye”

“Don’t be absurd”

Wait a minute! The Hardy’s come through the crowd and storm the ring! They crowd cheer wildly as Matt and Jeff attack Reaver and Jetster! C&B also enter in the fray and they all go at it, neckbreaker by Matt on Jetster! Wham! Jeff hurricanrana’s Billy to the mat! As Reaver clears house on Chuck with a devastating swinging closeline! The bell sounds as the referee maintains order by separating the teams, everyone is sent to the corner apart from the separable Reaver and Chuck who are hammering away at each other, looks like it’s two at a time in the ring. Irish whip by Reaver who attempts a closeline on the return but Chuck goes under it and pulls Reaver down by his hair and stomps away at his chest and sides. Jetster comes into the ring and interrupts giving Reaver a chance to get to his feet, the referee gets distracted by Jetster’s interference so both Hardy’s flip over the ropes and into the ring, Matt whips Chuck into one corner and Jeff whips Reaver into the other, Matt crouches down next to Chuck we know what’s coming.... POETRY IN MOTION!! Matt then rushes to the other side of the ring and again crouches down.... POETRY IN MO.. NO! Reaver catches Jeff mid air and throws him right over the ropes and to the floor........... CRASH!! OH MY GOD!! Jeff got just got KO’ed!! Matt gets up and spinning heel kicks Reaver and leaves the ring to help his crumpled mess of a brother.

Billy reaches over and tags his partner and rushes over to Reaver and lets loose with a big running closeline into the turnbuckle, he holds him there with some stiff left and right hand shots! He attempts to whip him out but it’s reveresed and Reaver pulls Billy into the corner! What strength! Reaver lets loose with a mid punch followed by a sharp rake to the eyes, he then casually strolls over to his partner and tags him in. Jetster is on the ball and runs straight into Billy, unfortunately for him he runs straight into a boot to the face, Jetster, stumbles back as Billy follows up with a bulldog! On the outside, Matt helps Jeff up to the apron where they wait, Jeff is still obviously hurt from that fall.

Billy (RM18) runs over to Matt (Grandprix) and drop-kicks him off the apron, he then tags in Jeff Hardy! (Ice Blaster) Jeff is a little reluctant to get in the ring so Chuck (Cong) comes from behind (a usual tactic or so I hear) and pushes him in. Jetster take no time in picking Jeff up and hard Irish whipping him into is corner, Reaver (Ant) places a strangle hold on him while Jetster hits him with some stiff chops which rip at his torso! Jetster goes for one big chop but Jeff escapes, ducks the move, turns round and pushes Jetster into the corner face first he then jumps up onto his back and..... REVERSE HURRICANRANA!! Woah! The crowd comes alive with cheers but Jeff has further injured himself, he limps up and tags in Reaver! He then rolls out under the ropes and Matt comes round again to help him. Reaver is shocked, the referee tells him to get into the ring, what the hell happens here!? Two of the Elements are in the ring and there to fight each other?

The referee looks confused and simply signals for them to go at it! What the hell!? The crowd goes crazy with cheers! They want to see this happen! Jetster and Reaver seem caught up in the moment, they’re staring one another out, NO! They’re face to face now, the crowd can’t get enough they’re going to fight! Reaver pulls back for a punch and then in almost slow motion throws a right hand barely skimming Jetster, but he falls down like he just got hitten with the biggest blow of his life! The crowd boo, Reaver laughs. They’re not fighting, Reaver climbs on top of Jetster and pretends to deliver some head shots. WHAM!! Matt Hardy, Matt Hardy! Legdrop on Jetster! Now he’s beating the hell out of Reaver, snap suplex! What speed! Billy and Chuck enter the ring, oh no it’s all going wrong now! They dive into the fray and double team backdrop Matt, Jetster pulls himself up and out of nowhere springboards to the top rope and MONEY MAKER! CRASH!! He took out both Chuck and Billy, not to mention himself, what a move! Matt turns to Reaver, kicks him in the stomach and sets up for the Twist of Fate! He twists the head round but gets thrown into the ropes, on his return he gets nailed. DDT DRIVER!! The finisher! That’s it. Reaver takes out Matt Hardy but he’s not legal! Reaver drags Jetster on top of Matt Hardy, this is it! 1,2........STANTON BOMB!!! WOOOAAHH!! JEFF HARDY!! Out of nowhere breaks the count, Jeff rolls around in pain, seriously he’s totally overdone it now. Reaver is furious, he drags Jetster to the apron and tags himself in.

The air is filled with cheers and boos as the dominating Reaver steps up, Chuck begins to get up but Reaver has none of it, he walks over as if he were nothing and throws him between his legs! Oh no! The crowd boo and cheer this, they know what comes next. Reaver aligns himself over Billy, what’s he going to do!? This is crazy, he lifts Chuck up onto his shoulders, POWERBOMB ONTO BILLY!!! OH. MY. GOD! The worst thing is this isn’t over, Reaver walks over to a squirming Jeff Hardy and throws him over the top rope!

“Insult to injury”

Reaver then picks up Matt Hardy, hooks him up, this is academic now, lifts him up high, DDT DRIVER!! Drilled him into the canvas. Ow. No one is even left alive here, the cover 1,2.....3. Finally it’s over Reaver unifies the titles for the Elements, he and Jetster are now the holders of the unified CAW and SRW tag team belts, but believe me this war is definently not over. The new champs parade and taunt the crowd with their new gold much to the crowds dissaprovement.

Congratulations to the Elements.

You have been reading
Starlight

Hello and welcome to SRW Eclipse's Main Event of the evening!

Fatal 4-Way KOTR Championship Match:
The Rock (Starlight) (c) vs Goldberg (Cong Man) vs Triple H (Ant) vs Kurt Angle (Grandprix)

Well its certainly been a eventful week for The Rock as he became the SRW Heavyweight Champion as well as the belt he already had, the KOTR Belt. At the end of The Rock Vs Scott Steiner match, Steiner was left fuming when his supposed X-Factor buddies turned on him. As well as that, he lost his SRW Heavyweight Title to The Rock as I mentioned. So Scott Steiner want a bit of revenge here tonight?

*The camera cuts backstage*

Look its Steiner! He's in his room watching his SRW Heavyweight Title match last week at Do or Die!

"Look at him, just look at him. The stupid Rock pins me only because of them goofballs No-Pac and Uncle Albert. Well I'll show The Rock tonight what I'm made of"

"IF YOU SMELL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKING!" And here comes The Brahama Bull, The Peoples Champion, The Rock! The Rock strides down to the ring, carrying his two belts on each shoulder. The crowd gives The Rock a rapturous ovation as he mounts the turnbuckle. He gives The Referee his two titles and waits for his opponents.

"Goldberg's music hits" And the crowd get on their feet as the camera cuts backstage. Security guards wait at the door as Goldberg bursts out, psyching himself up. Remember guys, the guards aren't there to protect him from others, they are there to protect them from him! Goldberg appears from beneath the curtains, and stands behind the pyro. As the pyro ends, Goldberg blows the smoke from out of his mouth and sends more pyro off. Goldberg is certainly trying to make an impression here as he strides down to the ring, focusing on The Rock.

"TIME TO MAKE PAIN, TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAMMME, MU WAH HA HA!" Strobe lighting appears on the entrance ramp as Triple H stands pouring water all over his body before emerging from the darkness to boos and jeers. Triple H makes his way down to the ring in his usual aggressive mood.

But The Rock and Goldberg have suddenly started going at it with each other, before Triple H has even made his way to the ring! As Triple H runs towards the ring, Goldberg has gained the advantage and sent The Rock out of the ring! Triple mounts the side of the ring, WHAM! SPEAR, THE SPEAR FROM GOLDBERG!

And now Kurt Angle comes running through the crowd and over the security rail. He runs towards The Rock and lays him one with a massive clothesline. Kurt Angle quickly runs round and grabs Triple H. SMACK! Straight into the ring post! What a quick tempo this match has got off too! Kurt slides into the ring, but only to be beaten down by Goldberg. He grabs Kurt and whips him into the ropes, but Kurt ducks the wild swing from Goldberg and sends him down with a Reverse DDT.

Back on the outside, The Rock and Triple H are groggily getting to their feet; The Rock however gets up quicker and starts laying the smackdown to Triple H! That’s 3 punches and the final blow now…LOW, LOW BLOW to The Rock instead! The crowd jeer in disapproval as The Rock grabs his crotch. Triple shakes the cobwebs off, as JR would say before sliding slowly into the ring.

As Triple H regains composure, Kurt Angle is laying some vicious stomps to Goldberg after that Reverse DDT from Kurt. He turns and runs towards Triple H, leaning back on the ropes. But The Rock is up and lowers the rope, Triple H ducks…And Kurt goes flying out of the ring! That’s gotta hurt.

The Rock runs into the ring and grabs Triple H, WHAM! Face first into the turnbuckle. He mounts the turnbuckle and lays the punches, with the crowd counting…6, 7, 8, 9…But Triple H is stirring, he's moved out of the turnbuckle…POWER….BOMB! That one shook the canvas!

The Rock is laid flat out from that massive powerbomb from Triple H. All three men are down at the moment, but outside the ring Kurt is grabbing a chair from ringside. He slowly slides into the ring; he staggers round and faces Triple H. who is slowly arising. Kurt swings the chair viciously, but Triple H kicks him in the mid-section and darts out of the way…SPEAR, SPEAR TO ANGLE, WHAT IMPACT! Goldberg has struck twice now! That move causes immense damage.

Goldberg is up and full of anger. He grabs the lifeless gimp known as Kurt Angle and signals towards the crowd…He lifts Kurt Angle up vertical for at least 10 seconds allowing the blood to rush to his head before incoming…JACKHAMMER!!!!!!!!!!

This is absolute carnage! But Triple H isn't down for long after delivering his powerbomb and kicks Goldberg in the stomach…PEDIGREE! THE PEDRIGREE TO GOLDBERG! Triple H talks trash to Goldberg, feeling very proud of himself. But the crowd get on their feet, The Rock is staggered, but stalking Triple H, surely not another finishing manoeuvre!? ROCK BOTTOM, ROCK BOTTOM TO TRIPLE H! Exciting scenes here in SRW!

Cover from The Rock, with the crowd behind him…1, 2,




BUT SCOTT STEINER HAS BROKEN UP THE PINFALL WITH A ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE ROCKS HEAD!!! WTF!? Where did he come from?


DING, DING! The Referee has thrown this one out, but Steiner has locked on The Steiner Recliner on The Rock and he's not gonna let go this time! The referee is pleading with Steiner to let go but he won't. He is full of rage and anger after what happened at Do or Die!

But Goldberg is staggering up; the crowd is going ballistic! They want Steiner off The Rock! Goldberg regains composure and eyes Steiner, are we gonna see another Jackhammer? I think so as Goldberg grabs Steiner and lifts him up in that vertical position….WHAM! JACKHAMMER!

Medics rush to the ring and check on Kurt, Triple H and The Rock who are all still down. But Goldberg shoves the medics out of the way and talks trash to Steiner. Bit of old WCW rivalry going on here.

Were gonna have to go here, we'll see you next week only on SRW Eclipse!

WINNER: THE ROCK BY DQ.

Thanks for Reading
Scott.

We’ve got an interesting grudge encounter on Eclipse. The Jackal (RM18) lost an epic match to DW, thanks to some timely interference by DW’s partner, the Rat (Allardini). The Jackal was enraged and cost The Rat his LightCAW title, which ended in the hands of RawisAndy (Starlight). The Jackal is not done with The New BDA and teams up with The Star Blasters. The New BDA were given rookie Phoenix (Bazzman) as their partner so it will be interesting to see he gets on.

A dark image appears on the screen. It’s The Jackal, surrounded in mystery and looks serious for the match. He switches on a torch and looks even more intense.

“Why is it so dark in here?” A light switch is turned on. “Hey, Jackal! Ready for the match later with me and my buddy Icey here?”

The Jackal just glares at them.

“How about a beer?” Ice Blaster inquires.

“What have I said about my beer? Get out of there Icey!”

The Jackal gets up and walks out with Ice Blaster trapped in an Andy headlock.

“What’s up with that dude?”

We’ll certainly find out what’s up as we get ready for the match.

The New BDA (DW and Allardini) and Phoenix (Bazzman) are out first and get a decent reception. The Rat looks like a man possessed after losing his only recently acquired LightCAW title. What can we expect from the rookie Phoenix?

The Jackal’s music hits and out comes The Jackal (RM18) to a frosty reception. The Star Blasters (Starlight and Ice Blaster) come out holding up a picture of that kid that Ice Blaster hurt at Do Or Die. They stand it up on the ramp and throw empty beer cans at it. The crowd aren’t happy by this pitiful display.

The Rat doesn’t wait and starts pounding on the Jackal. That is quickly turned into 3 on 1 when The Star Blasters beat down The Rat. DW and Phoenix are quick out and it’s turned into a full on brawl. The Jackal has control of the Rat and throws him into the steel steps. He wastes no time in doubling up on DW and they throw him into the ring. The Jackal and DW are going to start this match off. Order is resumed on the outside and the bell signifies the start of the match.

The Jackal (RM18) pounds away on DW, releasing a lot of pent up aggression. The Jackal suplexes DW in the centre of the ring with a powerful impact and tags in Ice Blaster. Ice Blaster is on the turnbuckle and hits a swanton on DW. Ice Blaster wastes no time and picks DW up. Ice Blaster attempts an irish whip but gets reversed, Ice Blaster leaps over DW, blind tag by RIA (Starlight), DW back body drops Ice Blaster, RIA with a big clothesline. DW in a bit of trouble early on.

RIA picks up DW, whip off the ropes, DW with a Lou Thesz press. The Rat is pleading for a tag; he gets it and lays out RIA. He lays out The Jackal and Ice Blaster on the ring apron and then focuses on RIA. The Rat (Allardini) is just unloading on RIA. He goes for a cover, which is slightly optimistic… 1…

KICK OUT! No real surprise there. The Rat drags RIA over to the corner and tags in Phoenix (Bazzman). Phoenix wastes no time and flips over the ropes and hits a DDT. RIA uses the ropes to climb up; Phoenix knocks RIA down with a couple of kicks in the midsection. RIA is sitting with his back on the ropes, Phoenix off the ropes, flipping two-footed dropkick! Landed sweet in the face of RIA! Phoenix goes for the cover… 1… 2…

SPLIT BY ICE BLASTER! I think RIA (Starlight) would have kicked out anyway. The New BDA protest to the ref about Ice Blaster. Phoenix (Bazzman) runs off the ropes, RIA backdrops Phoenix off the top rope! NO! Phoenix held on! RIA turns round; Phoenix uses supreme leg strength and applies the head scissors. He throws RIA to the outside! Phoenix pulls himself back in the ring and looks down at RIA. The Jackal (RM18) from behind! The ref forces The Jackal back in the corner. Phoenix tags The Rat (Allardini) but Phoenix isn’t quite done yet. He flips over the ropes and plants RIA to the floor. The crowd are taking a liking to the new guy.

The Rat climbs up the turnbuckle, THE RAT HITS THE SWANTON LEG DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!! The Rat is not messing about. He throws RIA in the ring and goes into an instant cover… 1… 2…

THE JACKAL WITH THE SAVE! I’m not sure RIA would have kicked out. The Jackal invades the ring with Ice Blaster and takes out Phoenix and DW. The Rat grabs RIA and puts in The Rathouse! RIA is in real trouble! Ice Blaster and Phoenix spill into the ring and the ref attempts to split them up. OOOH! THE JACKAL OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A CHAIR TO THE BACK OF THE RAT! The ref didn’t see it!

RIA (Starlight) is in trouble and isn’t moving much. The Rat (Allardini) is crawling towards the corner; he’s almost there! Phoenix (Bazzman) falls from the apron! DW falls from the apron! Ice Blaster has pulled the legs of DW and Phoenix. The Rat can’t tag out! The ref has spotted Ice Blaster and is yelling at him. The Jackal (RM18) drags RIA closer to the corner. He climbs out and is reaching for the tag! The Jackal gets the tag and drags The Rat by the legs, WHAM! The Jackal hits a wonderful slam only holding onto The Rat’s legs!

The Rat crawls into the wrong corner and the ref immediately comes over to stop any interference. The Jackal is staring at Phoenix and DW recovering to the apron. The Rat explodes out of the corner as The Jackal turns round; The Jackal seems totally prepared for a power slam, The Rat slides through the legs and tags in DW! DW opens up on everyone! The Jackal falls, RIA and Ice Blaster knocked off the apron! DW uses his DW kick, which The Jackal clean on the chin! Cover! 1… 2…

KICK OUT! The Jackal (RM18) powers out! RIA (Starlight) is stepping into the ring, the ref forces him out, DW picks up The Jackal, LOW BLOW! The Jackal crawls over to his corner, makes the tag to Ice Blaster! DW tags in Phoenix (Bazzman)! The Rat (Allardini) is livid at the Low Blow and takes out RIA. The Jackal takes out DW. The match is out of control! The Jackal and RIA team up and knock The New BDA over the barriers and into the crowd!

Phoenix dropkicks Ice Blaster in the ring. Phoenix grabs Ice Blaster and monkey flips him across the ring! Phoenix feels the time is right, THE PHOENIX SPLASH! ICE BLASTER MOVED! Ice Blaster staggers to his feet, Phoenix runs over, kick to the midsection by Ice Blaster, THE ICE BLOCK! ICE BLASTER WITH THE COVER! 1… 2…

KICK OUT! AMAZING! Ice Blaster can’t believe it! Ice Blaster picks Phoenix up, THE ICE BLOCK AGAIN! ANOTHER COVER! 1… 2…

3! HE GOT IT THIS TIME!

Ice Blaster grabs RIA’s Light CAW title and walks up the ramp. What has happened to the others?

We have a camera backstage looking for them! There they are! DW has disappeared and The Rat is getting double-teamed. OOOH! RIA and The Jackal just rammed The Rat’s head into a JCB! RIA celebrates and The Jackal just glares. WAIT! IT’S DW’S VOICE!

“You didn’t think I’d leave my tag team partner all alone did you?”

Where is DW? RIA and The Jackal are looking around, WHAM! A LOAD OF GRAVEL HAS BEEN DROPPED ON THE JACKAL AND RIA! DW WAS IN THE DIGGER! DW helps The Rat as The Jackal and RIA are struggling to get out. What will happen next?

WINNERS: THE STAR BLASTERS (STARLIGHT AND ICE BLASTER) AND THE JACKAL (RM18)