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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

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Tue 07/08/01 at 12:52
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As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..
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Fri 07/09/01 at 09:22
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"TheShiznit.co.uk"
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misterhappy wrote:
> Another snippit of entirely useless information to add to the Wings
> file is his birthday. 12th of December, and according to the site
> it's his 53rd. It would be very nice if everyone sent him a card.

Wings birthday is the 12th of December? That's my friggin' birthday! Woohoo! I can hold a Wings Hauser theme party and you all have to come dressed as Wings characters.
Fri 07/09/01 at 00:13
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"Infantalised Forums"
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Ah yes, but he realised that Gerald is not an action-hero name.

So, out of all the possible names, he chose Wings.
This means he is cool, because Gerald Hauser just doesn't cut it in any kind of noble action-tv series
Thu 06/09/01 at 19:33
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"funky blitzkreig"
Posts: 2,540
Noooooo!!

I have just discovered that Wings' real name is Gerald Dwight Hauser! How could he do such a thing? For me this raises serious questions about the man's sanity, who would choose the name Wings for themselves?

His new name gives rise to the rather more disappointing 'Tha Visible Choirboy' on the Wu-nameliser.
Thu 06/09/01 at 19:14
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"funky blitzkreig"
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Another snippit of entirely useless information to add to the Wings file is his birthday. 12th of December, and according to the site it's his 53rd. It would be very nice if everyone sent him a card.
Thu 06/09/01 at 15:49
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"Infantalised Forums"
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Each new day brings more joy and laughter into the life of the WHAPS.

Winged Cow

Awesome
Thu 06/09/01 at 15:47
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"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
Wings Hauser's Wu Tang name is:

Tha Winged Cow
Thu 06/09/01 at 14:03
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Some people will appreciate anything these days.
Thu 06/09/01 at 12:02
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"Infantalised Forums"
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Tight jeans though.

Action-Babies must dress accordingly.
I'm doing my best for the mullet, but it's going to take time.
Thu 06/09/01 at 11:58
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And no tights.
Thu 06/09/01 at 10:31
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"Infantalised Forums"
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I get that feeling a lot, especially now The Hauser has entered my life.

Why can't we all just live together on a ranch, performing noble and kindly acts whilst meting out justice to wrong-doers?

Like Batman but with better hair
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