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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

B Movie action hero par excellence. Much of his life history can be found in this thread. Seek bemulleted enlightenment under his wings.....

Who is Wings Hauser? I'm sure you're all outraged that someone doesn't know.

He has forsaken the way of the mullet.

Willis couldn't cut it next to a real action hero, he has no hair and a small chin for starters.

Or Haley Joel Osment in Sixth Sense. Or Brad Pitt in Twelve Monkeys.

Maybe Bruce would be worried about being upstaged.

Re: Samuel Jackson in Die Hard III ;-).

Cole Hauser has a major role in Bruce Willis' new one "Hart's War"

Damn, why Cole "I got arrested for stealing $10" and not his icon-of-cool dad?

Still, Hauser is getting the name out there.

Really? How so, I mean all I sa...

hur-hur-hur..yeah...rod....

Goatboy wrote:
> I'm coming as Ramrod.

Uurrrr. That sound's dirty...

I'm coming as Ramrod.