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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

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Tue 07/08/01 at 12:52
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As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..
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Mon 17/09/01 at 15:43
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"TheShiznit.co.uk"
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After all the commotion, Wings got forgotten.
Mon 10/09/01 at 15:14
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"TheShiznit.co.uk"
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He's not just an actor, he's a scientist as well.

http://www.hauser.com
Mon 10/09/01 at 10:23
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Sat down and watched 'The Insider' over the weekend (top film by the way, Al Pacino is great in it). But of course, what I was looking out for was our man Wings. And yes he is a tobacco lawyer. And yes it is a speaking part. But he's only in it for about two minutes! What was Michael Mann thinking of? Surely he could have doubled him up as the person menacing Russell Crowe? Could they not bend the truth, just a little, in honour of the Hauser? C'mon.... what's more important - trying to faithfully portray one man's struggle against a corporate giant, or to have an extra side order of Hauser ham?

Anyway, I'm glad to report that Wings did his job perfectly, though he has a bit of a post action hero paunch nowadays. Not to mention bits of grey hair. But it just goes to show that old action heroes never die, they just get bit parts instead.
Mon 10/09/01 at 09:20
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"TheShiznit.co.uk"
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Skaterdude182 wrote:
whats Wings Hauser?

*laughs*
Sun 09/09/01 at 23:22
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Ummmm I don't wanna sound stupid, which I probably do anyway. But whats Wings Hauser?
Sun 09/09/01 at 00:29
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"Infantalised Forums"
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Hurrah!

Yes, I have been taken from the world of Wings lately.
Been sorting out lying, two-faced record A&R ass-monkeys.

Felt great to speak to the corporate faceless suit and say "Look, quite honestly we can't be bothered to chase you anymore, so take your 'interest' and put it somewhere warm and dark, you talentless tic"

He got flustered and annoyed, we pointed out if he knew anything about music then he'd be making it instead of trying to sell it to other people.

So, scratch off a certain record label that lies, cheats and steal.
Honestly, this business is full of soul-less, corporate w****s.

Sorry, rant over and I shall return to not sleeping and listening to music.
Sun 09/09/01 at 00:24
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"not dead"
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Goatboy wrote:
> Log In The Creek Episode 4 to appear Sunday.

Sorry for the delay
> folks, been doing other stuff not fun but vital.

So there's stuff more vital than 'Log'?

With Steve Guttenburgs return to favour in his role as Leaf's corpse I am in the process of writting a movie for him, called 'Heart and Mouth'. It's a romantic comedy set in a small rural community during the foot and mouth crisis.

I'll write Wings in a cameo.
Sun 09/09/01 at 00:18
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Log In The Creek Episode 4 to appear Sunday.

Sorry for the delay folks, been doing other stuff not fun but vital
Sun 09/09/01 at 00:16
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"not dead"
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Wings son Cole hasn't spoken to him for 5 years.

They did star together in FrameUp 2: The Cover Up though.

And Wings has a brother called Erich, who played a patrol member in The Siege of Firebase Gloria, in which Wings played: Corporal Joseph L. 'Nard' DiNardo.
Fri 07/09/01 at 17:25
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