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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

Lemme try and find it again, I got to that one that you found, but it was closed down because of "personal differences" and something about the guy being arrested?

Hang on though...I'll go see.

You, me and Hooplah all have Hauser Tags.

This is an honour and a privilege to associate with The Hauser

Do you have the URL for his homepage?

Definately.
I think we should all write and tell him that he beat Guttenburg in "People we forgot but realise that are actually cool!" competition.

I forsee a Hauser revival/cult starting, and we were at ground-zero.

I can't believe Guttenberg thinks he matters.
What a toll.

What a star. The Hauser revival starts here!

Comment from a person that sent Guttenberg a letter:
""I've sent 2 pictures to Mr. Guttenberg (including an IRC), and after a year, he returned my items unsigned, and delivered me a 5x7 b/w-picture with the following white pre-print(!!!)inscription: 'Think Peace, Steve Guttenberg'. What a shame!!!"


Guttenburg not only patrols the bottom of Hollywood Pond, but think's he matters.

Hauser however:
"Sent: 4/27/2001, Rcvd: 5/9/2001
Tester's comment: "Received a hand written note from Mr. Hauser thanking me for my kind words and thoughts. He said he does not keep 8X10 photos, but he sent along an index card size picture from his movie ' Siege of Firebase Gloria '. For some reason, Wings did not use my SASE, but sent out his own envelope with his own postage, and addressed it in his own handwriting. What a great guy!"


Hauser is the man, Steve Guttenburg beats kids up and makes rude comments at old people.
Probably.

Long Live The Hauser!!

Okay, the die is cast. Wings Hauser has been inaugurated as the Primary actor in the acting fraternity of the Stonecutters (AKA the Ancient Society of No Homers)

Watch for mandates passed down from the Almighty Hauser.

The Wings Hauser Homepage:
Maintained and Updated by Wings Hauser.

Contact Details:
14126 Marquesas Way
Marina del Rey CA 90292
USA


I'm writing this dude tonight and saying how cool he is.
See if I can get me a picture.

This guy rocks

Brian Dennehy and Jeff Fahey spring to mind.

But...upon careful consideration, Wings, I salute you

Yeah, Richard Greico is poor, but I think Hauser is da man.

Guttenberg was at least in Police Academy, which IS a funny film...although Short Circuit and Cocoon do stink the place up something bad.

However, as long as someone is willing to change their name to "Wings" and make movies about Cannibals, I think we should worship at the Altar of Hauser.

True. He's also played 'Nicky Donatello','Ty Kinnick','Mad Dog Burn', 'Travis Beck', and 'Midnight'. It's a very persuavive case.