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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

Roger Moore. Is he still alive? I heard they were keeping his eyebrows cryogenically frozen.

It seems that we have quite a list going, excellent.

Can Wings Hauser topple the mighty Guttenburg from his vaunted position at the top of the heap of trash?

To quote a mild mannered janitor, ‘Could be….’

BTW, it was Shannon Whirry in the first couple of Animal Instinct films. Know your soft porn.

Shannon tweed always played the Radio Psychologist or jilted wife, her norks weren’t as large either.

So I’ve heard….

devo wrote:
Though 'Raging Silence' boosts Grieco's
> validity as a Stonecutter. But being Ghost Rider in a FF cartoon,
> sounds just a bit too un-Stonecutter like.

But he was in a movie called The Demolitionist.

And Point Doom.

This man is a god.

Though 'Raging Silence' boosts Grieco's validity as a Stonecutter. But being Ghost Rider in a FF cartoon, sounds just a bit too un-Stonecutter like.

There are 60 or so Wings movies listed.

Some of the better titled ones are:

Jo Jo Dancer, Your Life Is Calling (1986)

Bedroom Eyes II (1990)

Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991)

Art of Dying, The (1991)

Frame-Up II: The Cover-Up (1993)

Skins (1994)
... aka Gang Boys (1998) (USA: video title) (He directed wrote and produced this!)

Okay, back to Wings.

Here are some of him more notable TV appearances:

"Fall Guy, The" (1981) playing "Baba" in episode: "Just A Small Circle Of Friends" (episode # 2.22) 5/4/1983

"A-Team, The" (1983) playing "Cactus Jack Lane" in episode: "Big Squeeze, The" (episode # 3.15) 1/15/1985

"A-Team, The" (1983) playing "Kyle" in episode: "Blood, Sweat, and Cheers" (episode # 4.8) 11/19/1985

4 separate appearances in Murder She Wrote

5 appearances in Rosanne (all as the same character)

and, this is one to be proud of:

"Beverly Hills, 90210" (1990) playing "J.J. Jones"(voice) in episode: "You Say It's Your Birthday: Part 1" (episode # 6.31) 5/22/1996

"Fish Don't Blink"

"Tough Guys Don't Dance"

What brilliant movie titles these are.

But what about Richard Grieco, he of Teen Agent fame. Or 'If Looks Could Kill' by it's other name.

He was in episodes of Who's The Boss and The Facts Of Life.

But his main TV thing was 21 Jump Street, from which he got his own show Booker.

Then the Teen Agent movie, followed by this list of movies:

Fish Don't Blink (2001) .... Pete
Last Cry (2001)
Manhattan Midnight (2001) .... Midnight
Sweet Revenge (2001)
Raging Silence (2000)


Final Payback (1999)
Point Doom (1999) .... Rick Hansen
Vital Parts (1999) .... Ty Kinnick
... aka Harold Robbins' Body Parts (1999) (USA)
Ultimate Deception (1999) (TV) .... Bobby Woodkin
Blackheart (1998) .... Ray
Captive (1998/II) (TV)
Gardener, The (1998)
... aka Garden of Evil, The (1998)
... aka Silent Screams (1998) (USA)
Michael Angel (1998) .... Michael Killan
... aka Apostate, The (1998) (USA: cable TV title)
Ultimate Betrayal (1998) (TV)
Night at the Roxbury, A (1998) .... Himself
Sinbad: The Battle of the Dark Knights (1998) .... Sinbad
Against the Law (1997) .... Rex
Circuit Breaker (1997)
Heaven or Vegas (1997) .... Navy
Journey: Absolution, The (1997)
Mutual Needs (1997) .... Brandon Collier
When Time Expires (1997) (TV) .... Travis Beck
Demolitionist, The (1995) .... Mad Dog Burn
It Was Him or Us (1995) (TV) .... Gene
Vow to Kill, A (1995) (TV) .... Eric
"Marker" (1995) TV Series .... Richard DeMorra
Bolt (1994) .... Bolt
... aka Rebel Run (1994)
Suspicious Agenda (1994) .... Tony Castagne
"Fantastic Four, The" (1994/I) TV Series (voice) .... Ghost Rider/Danny Ketch/Additional Voices
... aka "Marvel Action Hour: The Fantastic Four, The" (1994) (USA)
Sin & Redemption (1994) (TV) .... Jim McDaniels
Tomcat: Dangerous Desires (1993) .... Tom
... aka Dangerous Desires (1993)
Born to Run (1993) (TV) .... Nicky Donatello

(Thanks to imdb)

Especially as his name was changed from Gerald to Wings. And that is now more associated with sanitary towels. All hail Wings (Hauser, that is)!

Yep.
Guttenberg is a pale imitation.

We have discovered Wings Hauser.

He is the king of trash.

Although Jan Micheal Vincent comes a close 2nd, Wings rules to roost