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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

He sings??

Possibly one of the best taglines ever for 'The Carpenter'......


'He builds terror'



I've just realised it's 'Dead Man Walking' that I've seen. A review mentions chainsaw Russian Roulette. And you don't forget something like that in a hurry!

I've had a look at the vids, and 'The Art of Dying' and 'LA Bounty' sound the most interesting. I don't mind which. So if either of those took your fancy, I'll get the other one.

No, but he has released an album; The Wings Hauser Collection. Tracks are:

01. Sunshine In The Rain
02. Fishin' For Each Other
03. Baby
04. Your Love Keeps Me Off The Streets
05. The Moon's A Harsh Mistress
06. Leave You Hat On
07. The Old West Died Last Night
08. Silver Stallion
09. Forest Friends

Does he have a hair-lip?

"from a CIA operative on the loose, there is no place to hide"

What a classy tagline.
Even his posters are retro-amazement.

YES!!!!!

Hail Hauser.

http://images.amazon.com /images/P/B000059H8Y .01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Is this him? Spraying his hands around like a loon?

Search at Amazon.co.uk for Wings Hauser, in the Zshops bit, loads of his movies for under £10.

Choose a title and let us know, so we dont order the same one.

I want the OG movie

Jim Brown and Charles Napier are in Original Gangstas as well. That film will rule.

Wings Hauser:

A forgotten 80s action lunk, however, research by myself, Hooplah, Devo and Meka has proved that he is, in fact, a cult hero.

The A Team, Magnum, The Fall Guy, Blaxploitation flicks, someone wrote to him and he wrote back within a week, paid for the postage himself...I started out laughing at him, but have since realised this guy is a master.

Let me get the link at Amazon, and I AM writing to him tonight and getting the "Original Gangta" DVD