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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

US Action Names:

Steve Tenessee
David Alabama
Paul San Francisco

UK Action Names:

Steve Watford
David Southend
Paul Derby

No wonder we suck at action movies.

LOL

Rod Hull

This is why UK films fail...

Dave Northampton
Greg Doncaster
Paul Grimsby
John Stratford-upon-Avon

Besides, I was only following on devo's example ...

Goatboy wrote:
> Riiight, you havent quite grasped the idea have you?

Sorry - just having a laugh.

; )

Any American state or town as a surname gives you a perfect action hero name, try it:

Alan Chigaco
Brian Calafornia
Peter Texas
Tony Georgia

Though I wouldn't want to mess with Bowel Movement.

TIM-MAY!! wrote:
> Liver Transplant
Bowel Movement
Adrenal Gland
Big Toe

Riiight, you havent quite grasped the idea have you?

Liver Transplant
Bowel Movement
Adrenal Gland
Big Toe