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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

Ramrod has to be the best porn name in that lot.

Maybe 'Strom' is some kind of mantra to Wings?

'Strommmmmmmm....'

Huck Finney

... any chance of a Freudian slip there?

Ok some of Hauser's character names, good solid, manly action hero names:

Kevin Kilpatrick
Maddox
Sheriff
Leland Duvall
Michael Casey
Strom
Ferguson
Huck Finney
John Stockton
Lars
Jack Maxwell
Jack Saxon
Nick Carpenter
Van Vandameer
Arliss Ryder
Corporal Joseph L. 'Nard' DiNardo
John Luger
Sam Striker
Clete Harris
Jack Coburn
Stoney Cooper
Ramrod


Damn, every new bit of info makes me realise how utterly cool he is.

As long as it's not Doogie Hauser I don't mind. God what an awful thought, I must make sure there's no connection at all.

Mine would be Kitty Norman. Kind of a Victorian porn starlet I think.

Wings' porn names - you *know* this will be good!

devo wrote:
> Works with porn stars too. Guess that's why we suck at those too. Er....


LOL *wipes coffee off face after choking*

My porn name, using the pet's name and mother's maiden name is

BJ Cook

Hooplah's is

Silky Cousins

Awesome.

I wonder what Wings' porn name would be?
I'm going to see the names of characters he's played and post them here.

I'm sure we've got some good sounding town names somewhere ... how about Chester? "Vincent Chester" doesn't sound tooooo bad, does it?

For action movies it's name + place.

For the blues and jazz, you could do it the other way round. Works with porn stars too. Guess that's why we suck at those too. Er....