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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

As close as you can get to a man with a chin of a size that would make Roger Ramjets pale into insignificance.

Yeah, he'd put his arm around me as we walked off along the pier.

And he'd be limping from the bullet he took to rescue me.

Poll: Should I change the title of this topic to the Wings Hauser Appreciation Society? Only if Hooplah says it's okay, we wouldn't want Wings not being able to find us, if he ever comes here.

But he'd save you, and at the end, you'd end up closer than ever, and probably get to go to a park or something.

Sounds appealing on the surface, but you'd probably end up kidnapped by an East European.

Wings Hauser even gave his son a cool action movie name.

I want this man to be my dad.

He has a son called Cole? How action movie is that?!

He's his estranged son. Cole Hauser was also in Dazed and confused, Good Will Hunting and School Ties.

Hauser update! The DVD Pitch Black stars someone called Cole Hauser - they could be related! Find out, my brothers, fly, fly!

Perhaps there are isolated groups of Hauser-heads out there.

We should seek them and unite