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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

Goatboy wrote:
> devo wrote:
> We need to create a new vehicle for Wings. A TV
> series, character
> name and history. And how about creating
> characters for ourselves?
> He's going to have one big
> family.....


Awesome idea.

I see Wings as a rugged Forest
> Ranger, something outdoorsy like that.

He would be understanding,
> wise and peaceful. Until pushed, then he would react with adequate
> action, yet always maintain his dignity and teach us a lesson.

Yes, that would work. Possibly Part Native American as well, to explain that inner peace with nature. Need a name...

Goatboy wrote:
> devo wrote:
> We need to create a new vehicle for Wings. A TV
> series, character
> name and history. And how about creating
> characters for ourselves?
> He's going to have one big
> family.....


Awesome idea.

I see Wings as a rugged Forest
> Ranger, something outdoorsy like that.

He would be understanding,
> wise and peaceful. Until pushed, then he would react with adequate
> action, yet always maintain his dignity and teach us a lesson.

Maybe we could take the Alan partridge approach and have him be a detective in a small quaint village in England. It could be called 'Suffolk', and Wings stars as Dave Suffolk, a tough, uncomprimising cop who won't break the law, he may bend it slightly. For example, he may go 80 mph on the motorway if he wants to get somewhere quickly.

devo wrote:
> We need to create a new vehicle for Wings. A TV series, character
> name and history. And how about creating characters for ourselves?
> He's going to have one big family.....


Awesome idea.

I see Wings as a rugged Forest Ranger, something outdoorsy like that.

He would be understanding, wise and peaceful. Until pushed, then he would react with adequate action, yet always maintain his dignity and teach us a lesson.

The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society.

Beautiful man....

Long live The Hauser!

I want my OG DVD now.

We need to create a new vehicle for Wings. A TV series, character name and history. And how about creating characters for ourselves? He's going to have one big family.....

Hmm.

John Long Island (could be a pirate)
Derek Manhattan (quite good)
Steven Iowa
Pete Delaware
Ian Mississippi (rubbish)
Anthony Alaska (perhaps a children's character)

Rubbish. Mind you, Dave Suffolk wouldn't instill fear in anyone.

Goatboy - this is the best I could come up with at the moment (I don't work well under pressure). If I think of a better one I'll change it.

Please don't kill me!

; )

And to rescue us every week, probably around the same time.

Leland Duvall, that just has to be a bad guy name.

Tim-May, the Hauser Appreciation Society requests that you use a Wings related tagline to show your admiration for Mr Hauser and a desire for him to adopt us as his action kids and teach us to be strong and wise, yet gentle and compassionate.