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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

POP....

Snuggly, have you read (has Goatboy sent you) the synopsis for the 1st episode of Log in the Creek?

LOL

A senile Colombo seeking the chutney thief

...Where do you keep your chutney?

I had this really great sketch in my head of Columbo, who has long since retired, just walking about, accusing people.

Just one more thing......

Columbo, doing a cameo as himself. A cross-over would do our viewing figures no end of good.

Fairy nuff.

Devo, Hooplah and myself shall construct our fantasy show for Mr Hauser, feel free to chime in with stuff.

New and interesting ways for Chains Keely to be attacked and savaged by all manner of beasties.

Guest stars in episodes:

Mr T
That old bird from Murder She Wrote
Sam "The Highwayman" Jones
Tom Bosley
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Brian Blessed
The bloke that played Ming The Merciless

Meka_Dragon wrote:
> Mr.Snuggly wrote:
busier than a POW today,

LOL - First time
> I've heard that saying!

Alas, it was stolen from Partridge. You lot can feel free to do this sort of thing but I get the feeling that if I spend too much time writing stories for failed action heroes I may just get the sack. I'll pop in every now and then with an idea or three.

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
busier than a POW today,

LOL - First time I've heard that saying!

No worries dude, the basic idea from Hooplah is:

"Come up with a synopsis for the episode, outlining plot and a
couple of ideas, then go away and come up with a story.
Then take the best parts of each story and meld them into one episode.
We could either mail these to each other (do you speak to Devo outside the forum?) or post them
on the forum. If we had a deadline for Ideas, say 12am Friday, then posted
the episode on Sunday/Monday, which should give us time to weld the story
together.

Also, I think we should come up with an underlying storyline throughout the
series. Each episode will have it's own conclusion, but will uncover a small
piece of evidence of how Log Woodsons life was ruined by the forest fire,
until finally unmasking the man seen running away from the scene (Chains
Keenly of course)."

I agree and think that we will create a season of quality entertainment and stunning drama.

And Hasslehoff getting mashed every episode, like Kenny

I can try, but I'm busier than a POW today, but a happy one.