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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

You can just see it can't you?

Redneck Action-Wookie.

In nature

A Wookiee with a mullet. Fantastic.

Yes.
The Cult of Hauser now claims a walking carpet as the latest recruit.

Come my son, don this mullet-wig and cleft-chin patch.
Soon we will be called upon to deliver the world from villainous characters with a quipa and really tight jeans.

Rejoice Action Babies, for our time is almost come

.....hahahaha

.....hahahaha.....

We have the Wookiee now.


Mwuhahahaha......

Yes this is true.
But he also has been in The A-Team, Knight Rider, The Fall Guy and many, many movies.

I think his coolness can survive 90666

Wings Hauser has no credibility!

He appeared in Beverley Hills 90210!

Hallelujah brother!!