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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

Wings. Log. Beaver. Hur hur hur.

That's the first episode. Leaf's body turns up in Beaver Creek. Log suspects Chains involvement, and tries to unravel the mystery.

Episode 1: Rumble In the Creek.
A ruthless multi-national corporation build up plans to bulldoze Beaver Creek, but with the help of his animal chums, Log Woodson steps in to save the day, and the forest.

He could turn up floating in Beaver Creek, a hatchet buried deep in his backside

Guttenberg's dead though. We sacrificed him in Wings' honour. But if there a role for a corpse, we could shoehorn him in.

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> Starring:

Wings Hauser as Log Woodson
David Hasselhoff as Chains
> Keenly
Steve Guttenberg as Leaf Greenerman
Ted Danson as Trunk
> Tallford and
Shannon Whirry as the woman he loved

Chains Keenly, classic.

Starring:

Wings Hauser as Log Woodson
David Hasselhoff as Chains Keenly
Steve Guttenberg as Leaf Greenerman
Ted Danson as Trunk Tallford and
Shannon Whirry as the woman he loved

He also has a 'pet' wild raccoon who visits him daily. He calls him Smoky.

Mysterious and haunting pipe music echoing around the Rocky Mountains, as the eagle soars ever higher.

Trunk Branchford as his evil twin brother.