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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

A mantra for Wings Hauser fans, to be read as the Lords Prayer.

Wings Hauser, was in No Save Haven,
And Clete Harris was his name.

In 91, he played Jack Saxon,
The Killing Edge. the title, it was given.

See him play Strom in The Tales From the Hood;
But forgive him for Hostage,
As the plot it was awful, he had nothing to work with.

And lead us to the Original Gangstas,
And deliver to us the Carpenter.

For mine is the Vice Squad,
LA Bounty and Frame Up.

Amen.

Read back through this thread.

See the formation of the Wings Hauser Appreciation Society and the evolution of Log in The Woods.

errrr...sorry to break up this whole topic, but what is Hauser?

Goatboy wrote:
> Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> A bit of Hauser father. Man, that's still
> funny even after four
> days.

That's still funny after almost
> a month.

Thanks.

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> A bit of Hauser father. Man, that's still funny even after four
> days.

That's still funny after almost a month.

*pop*
For everyone that is lacking Hauser in their life.

Check the posts in this thread, the single most contributed thread in the history of this forum.

Worship Wings you damn dirty Action Babies

12 should do it for season one.

We need theme tune lyrics and a montage of opening shots for the credits.
Lots of Log standing on the cliff edge, peering with flinty eyes over his wilderness kingdom.

that sort of stuff.

This rocks, we are TV execs.

Do we put it in here, FOG, The Long, Interesting and Exiting Stories?? (Which it certainly will be)

How may episodes do you think we should aim for? I think around twelve should suffice

The 1st Episode will be available tomorrow by 5pm.
Where to put it though?

I certainly have, and am happy to report this series is going to be better than any real telly.