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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

Okay I'm in. Does anyone have a detailed filmography of the guy you so fondly refer to as the Bargain Basement Mel Gibson... I take it he's not going to be a regular fixture in my local Blockbuster...

Does anyone have a Wings Website?

80s action-movie hero, bargain basement Mel Gibson.

We did some investigation and it turned out that he's been in The A-Team, Macgyver, Murder She Wrote, Magnum, The Fall Guy.
All cult shows that we grew up on.

And made movies with titles like "The Carpenter" and "Living Amongst Cannibals".

And made a country-music album, and responds to his fans with hand-written letters with postage out of his own pocket.
Unlike Steve Guttenburg, who acts with contempt for his fans and goes around beating up old people (probably)

What started out as mocking laughter has turned to awesome appreciation of this all-round Action Hero.
Meka bought "The Carpenter", I've ordered Original Gangstas and Devo has another one arriving.

YOu are at ground-zero for the cult of Hauser.
Welcome, pull up a mullet and enjoy

I have absolutely no idea who Wings Hauser is and this thread is so long it would take me hours to find out who he actually is. Would one of his many fans like to give a brief synopsis of Wings?

Is the Wings Hauser Appreciation Society actually a cult? Do you guys worship him? There are so many questions and so little time. Do you all have tattoos of his face?

All I want to know is who the legend known as Wings Hauser is.

Possibly, but check out his mullet and tight jacket.

And the tagline for the video.

And he has an album out of country music.
Wings Hauser rules

Is it just me, or does he bear a startling resemblance to a younger John Lithgow?!

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0126029/1.jpg

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
> I can't recall his face though. Any links to a picture?

I tried
> IMDB but they don't have one.


http://images.amazon.com /images/P/B000059H8Y .01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


Courtesy of Mr Snuggly and his "Is this him spraying his hands about like a loon?" question.

NOW I am scared.

I can't recall his face though. Any links to a picture?

I tried IMDB but they don't have one.

YES!!!!

The Wookiee has joined The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society.

We are growing in numbers.

Had the mullet for real once, too!