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"I hope these blokes aren't racist..."

I have a different security job, which I start tomorrow. I worked one-day for TESCO security but left due to my colleagues being racist twonks. I'm to be working for a security firm working on some business complex basically checking vehicles on and off the place and chucking out naughty people.

I was chosen over many, many other applicants, (well, around 20-ish), partly because the guy said they want a friendly type of security who use their mouths rather then their fists and partly because of my police history. I have had my hair shaved off since I last saw him, so I don't know if he'll be happy about that.

I'm to be working seven days on two off seven on five off and the shifts last for 12 hours, so it'll no doubt be knackering and boring, but the money is ok.

So yeah. Get orf the premises and such.

Hedfix wrote:
> lcarus wrote:

> Got yourself a girlfriend yet?

HAHAHA. Why are you always asking? is it your trump card, your guarantee that you're not a total waster?

I've noticed now that I'm hitting home, you're increasingly bashing my job. What is it, jealousy? Being disgruntled that because you play games, you're annoyed that someone here (and it's not just me) has managed to make a job of it? Just suck it, loser.... because you lack any skill, dedication or... well, anything to reach anywhere near it.

And I'm sure your CV is looking better than mine... I can only dream of including "Can get bored of and quit something 2 weeks in so I can go back to watching CSI" under "Achievements".

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:

> I can imagine I'd get quite bored very quickly. 12 hours? Ouch. I
> hope the wages are good.

I know someone who does 4 12 hour shifts and then has 4 days off, then 4 12 hour shifts 4 days off etc and he loves it. OK the days when he's at work it's basically work, 2 hours free at night then bed but he looks forward to 4 days off.

It's still dark out and I've got to go in a second.

Time to walk past all the lonely drunks at the train station.

Borat, it will no doubt be dull and coma-inducing, but it's only for a month before me and 'er move back towards London.

I was told by the boss that today is my training day and then tomorrow I'll be doing exactly the same as them...sounds like there's a lot to learn then.

lcarus wrote:
> No, immature and unable to get along with people.

With characteristics of 'coming onto forums where the only way they can get anywhere near communicating normally is with sarcasm?' you'd be hired then. Got yourself a girlfriend yet? I have, think that means I'm able to get along with people: you'll get there some day/year.

I hear they're key
> elements for nailing that job. And those few jobs aren't much to
> shout about anyways.

Like selling-out? Why are you putting a simplified summary of yourself up in this thread?

>
> And they're hardly going to employ someone who hasn't held a job
> before, are they?

Well they gave the village idiot a job in Soho so I should be a walk-in after that.

Considering I've held several jobs up until the alloted time for the job ran-out I'd say my CV is looking a lot healthier than yours. Thankfully I've got the option to pick and choose and I'm making the most of it.

Rather apt that you work in Soho really - a place where you can find a great number of people with no ethics who'll do anything for money. :)

You might even find someone you can pay to have sex with/be your 'girlfriend'.

No, immature and unable to get along with people. I hear they're key elements for nailing that job. And those few jobs aren't much to shout about anyways.

And they're hardly going to employ someone who hasn't held a job before, are they?

lcarus wrote:
>
> Though if you're anything like in real life as you are here, I can
> see why.

Opinionated and honest? Yes damn me for not being a company man/sell-out.

lcarus wrote:
>
> That should be read, "can't hold a job." :)

Whereas you'll sit around for years doing nothing whilst I've actually had a few jobs and a life to speak of.

You haven't even held a job for 6 months yet so I wouldn't tempt fate if I were you.

lcarus wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
>
> I never "become my job", thank god.
>
> That should be read, "can't hold a job." :)
>
> Though if you're anything like in real life as you are here, I can
> see why.

Yeah HAHA.

Hedfix wrote:

> I never "become my job", thank god.

That should be read, "can't hold a job." :)

Though if you're anything like in real life as you are here, I can see why.

Hmm, good luck on that.