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"I hope these blokes aren't racist..."

I have a different security job, which I start tomorrow. I worked one-day for TESCO security but left due to my colleagues being racist twonks. I'm to be working for a security firm working on some business complex basically checking vehicles on and off the place and chucking out naughty people.

I was chosen over many, many other applicants, (well, around 20-ish), partly because the guy said they want a friendly type of security who use their mouths rather then their fists and partly because of my police history. I have had my hair shaved off since I last saw him, so I don't know if he'll be happy about that.

I'm to be working seven days on two off seven on five off and the shifts last for 12 hours, so it'll no doubt be knackering and boring, but the money is ok.

So yeah. Get orf the premises and such.

I have a different security job, which I start tomorrow. I worked one-day for TESCO security but left due to my colleagues being racist twonks. I'm to be working for a security firm working on some business complex basically checking vehicles on and off the place and chucking out naughty people.

I was chosen over many, many other applicants, (well, around 20-ish), partly because the guy said they want a friendly type of security who use their mouths rather then their fists and partly because of my police history. I have had my hair shaved off since I last saw him, so I don't know if he'll be happy about that.

I'm to be working seven days on two off seven on five off and the shifts last for 12 hours, so it'll no doubt be knackering and boring, but the money is ok.

So yeah. Get orf the premises and such.

This is the kind of rubbish I'm going to apply for too.

Can you read a book when it's quiet?

Do you get a clip board and a baton?

I've had numerous comments about my good looks since shaving my hair off. Seriously, it's weird, that's never happened before.

Hedfix wrote:
> Can you read a book when it's quiet?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

I start at 6.30am. Cracking.

monkey_man wrote:
> I've had numerous comments about my good looks since shaving my hair
> off. Seriously, it's weird, that's never happened before.

I had comments about my looks before and after shaving it off, mostly nice ones too.

I have had comments about having long hair and good ones. So HA!

Well yes you are stunning, Bob.

English_Bloke wrote:
> partly because the guy said they want a friendly type of security who
> use their mouths

English_Bloke wrote:
>
> I had comments about my looks before and after shaving it off, mostly
> nice ones too.

Aha! You've been hired by a gays-only security firm!

English_Bloke wrote:
> Well yes you are stunning, Bob.

Thank you :D