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"I hope these blokes aren't racist..."

I have a different security job, which I start tomorrow. I worked one-day for TESCO security but left due to my colleagues being racist twonks. I'm to be working for a security firm working on some business complex basically checking vehicles on and off the place and chucking out naughty people.

I was chosen over many, many other applicants, (well, around 20-ish), partly because the guy said they want a friendly type of security who use their mouths rather then their fists and partly because of my police history. I have had my hair shaved off since I last saw him, so I don't know if he'll be happy about that.

I'm to be working seven days on two off seven on five off and the shifts last for 12 hours, so it'll no doubt be knackering and boring, but the money is ok.

So yeah. Get orf the premises and such.

I've got a picture in my head of the pimply faced teen when he was working in the arcade in The Simpsons.

Hedfix wrote:
> Aha! You've been hired by a gays-only security firm!

The comments weren't from them because they haven't seen the hair yet.

Alfonse wrote:
> I've got a picture in my head of the pimply faced teen when he was
> working in the arcade in The Simpsons.

What ever boils your frankfurter, I guess...

I'm thinking about monster trucks!

You said the boss hasn't.

I imagine he's going to have a right strop and then ask you to tie your shoelaces. :D

I have slip-ons

It's good to play safe.

Alfonse wrote:
> I've got a picture in my head of the pimply faced teen when he was
> working in the arcade in The Simpsons.

Was that aimed at me?

Hedfix wrote:
> This is the kind of rubbish I'm going to apply for too.

Hah! So you don't have a job then!

Emitime wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> This is the kind of rubbish I'm going to apply for too.
>
> Hah! So you don't have a job then!

Hedfix has never had a job how do you think he is top poster?

KO'ed.