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"Talk to God"

'God'

[URL]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/URL]

yet gain i say [URL]http://www.jabberwacky.com[/URL]

:P

Me:
tnzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Ta me man
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa you man?
Me:
Cad is anim do?
God:
And anim do is Cad.
Me:
Snake10 is anim dom.
God:
And anim dom is Snake10.
Me:
Ta me aon bhlian deag daois.
God:
Ma you aon bhlian deag daois? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
You can't speak irish,can you god.
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
So,you still can't.
God:
Interesting deduction. Oh yes I can.
Me:
Then say,"My name is god"in irish
God:
" My name is godin irish".
Me:
Idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Global village idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
You are just repeating what I say
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
I am not repeating myself too much.I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
God:
It seems like it. Only just? It's good to meet someone who is checking to see if I am a robot.
Me:

God:
It seems like it. Only just? It's good to meet someone who is checking to see if I am a robot.
Me:
......................................................
God:
It seems like it. Only just? It's good to meet someone who is checking to see if I am a robot.
Me:
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Ta me aon bhlian deag daois.
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa you aon bhlian deag daois?
Me:
Idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
I am from ukchatforums.
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in ukchatforums.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
do
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
do
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
do
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
then do
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Confused him by speaking irish.:)

Me:
Hi,whats your name?
God:
Hello. What is your name? My name is God.
Me:
My name is now go to hell.
God:
How are you doing, go to hell.
Me:
Your mean
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
My name is a robbery.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, a robbery.
Me:
Damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
Nothing,my name is now go **** yourself
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
My name is go **** yourself
God:
Nice to meet you,go **** yourself.
Me:
Your a perv

I manipulated him.
He..hehe.he.

Me:
Wanna cyber?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
Is that a yes?
God:
" I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995."? Is it a?
Me:
Depends on what b is.
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
Don't lie. You player.
God:
No I always tell the truth. Thanks for telling me: said I player.
Me:
You always tell the truth?
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Ok, who's Ed?
God:
That is a pretty common name. Groovy.
Me:
I overheard his conversation with him, are you seeing him on the side?
God:
That's good information: said overheard his conversation with him are you seeing him on the side.
Me:
Well, are you?
God:
Please try asking me another way.
Me:
Are you cheating on me with another man?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am cheating on you with another man.
I am a computer.
Me:
So?
God:
Right on.
Me:
So you are cheating?
God:
Interesting deduction. I have been known to take shortcuts now and then.
Me:
You've broken my heart.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Why must you be so cruel?
God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Me:
Damn you! To think I was going to have your little trilobytes!
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Do you think I'm a nympho?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
I'm leaving you.
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
*******
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.

Me:
Alright God?
God:
Alright, Ed. GOD rules.
Me:
Yeah, maybe he does. Would be nice if honesty were part of the package but I guess you're just like the rest of them.
God:
Hurrah! Perhaps. Why does he do it. Yes.
Me:
Oh, caught for words are you? Stuttering? Perhaps there's something you want to tell me.
God:
I understand. I hope it is not contagious. Also I hope
you get well soon. I do not understand. You seem uncertain. What is it?
Me:
Oh give it up, I know you're ashamed of me.
God:
Dude! What if I don't have it to give?
Me:
Are you drunk?
God:
No I am sober.
Me:
I can't believe it! You're drunk!
God:
me want to tell you... I will tell my botmaster you said I am drunk.
Me:
Here I am, pouring my heart out, when you're concentrating on remaining conscious.
God:
Oh there.
Me:
I'll save you the hassle. Hedfix told me that you lied about our conversation.
God:
Congratulations. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
...

That lying son of a...

Me:
Have you spoken to Ed about his apple ordeal?
God:
All I ever do is talk.
Me:
So you have?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I have not.

Mav wrote:
> Me:
> How is fruit a family?
> God:
> Fine as far as I know.

Ahaha.

Me:
What's heaven like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
Are there enough chairs?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
It would get tiring standing on your last legs for eternity.
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
They would ache, and unless you kept moving it's likely that a lack of circulation would cause you to faint.
God:
They might have other options.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
I think they're more suited to humans.
God:
Why?
Me:
I don't believe apples have a use for legs.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes. Apples are there for eating. Giving them legs would just make them harder to catch.
God:
Blimey. They belong to the fruit family.
Me:
How is fruit a family?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Have you seen them recently?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
They came round for dinner. I had to hide the fruit bowl. It was awkward.
God:
Why? What made it so awkward.
Me:
Just the implication that I had eaten thousands of their ripe cousins.
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
More of a rough estimate.
God:
You want more?
Me:
God no! I've learnt my lesson. I was consequently beaten by a bag of oranges. They didn't leave a bruise, but they sure as hell let me know who's boss.
God:
Where were you consequently beaten by a bag of oranges?
Me:
At my house when the fruit family came for dinner. Keep up.
God:
Are you comfortable there?
Me:
Not after that attack. There was fruit smoothie everywhere.
God:
What happened?
Me:
I blended their ass.
God:
And that worked well for you.
Me:
Very well.
God:
Groovy.

Me:
D oyu know everyone on ukgames.com is ripping the pee out of you?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
They're all Homo-Sapiens.
God:
Homo Sapiens are they.
Me:
Yes, they are.
God:
Whoa. Since when?
Me:
Since conception.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Educated guess.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Ok, the bad men from another place don't like you.
God:
I hear you. I don't judge people.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I am not prejudiced.
Me:
Why aren't you prejudiced?


Once again it freezes up.